I played a game against jbfr78, and lost to him. As my consequence, he got to choose what I would wear and with what I would get trashed.

From a selection of singlets and Speedos, he went with a navy blue Speedo that has a tie up gromet in the front--like American football pants. Wise selection as they hold a lot of mess (which I had to fill).

I took two eggs and smashed them on my head, rubbing it into my hair. As the yolk ran down my face I took another egg and cracked it into the front of my Speedo and the fourth egg went in the back of my Speedo. I rubbed them in.

Next I had a big container of a creamy mixture--egg nog, heavy cream and corn starch to thicken it. I pour it in the front of my Speedos and then some in the back. They are full but there is still more so I pour more in the front and the mixture overflows from my Speedo covering my legs.

Next is four large creamy pies. Three of them go directly in my face. As they drip down my face I open my Speedo so that it falls in there with the creamy mixture. The fourth pie is directly on top of my head.

Finally, I have a big bucket of foam that I dump over my head.

I am completely covered--both inside of my Speedo and outside with eggs, a thick creamy mixture, four pies that cling to my face, chest and bulge and foam.

It was a well-played game--I'm ready to try to best him, for another messy outcome.