Ryoko is a hot, strong, sexy, young Japanese ballet dancer. (If you're a pie-in-the-face fan, you might know her from "The Pie Tournament #2" or her solo video "Japanese Pie and Slime Virgins Vol 5.") One afternoon, she happily agreed to let me shoot her feet--and get them seriously messy.

First, we have footage of her dancing ballet in her bare feet, which is already pretty hot. But then she starts crushing and squishing stuff with her feet: a whipped cream pie, fruit jelly, tofu, a banana, a bag of potato chips, some pastries, a tomato, some pudding, some grapes and an orange! It's obviously really messy, and it's all a first-time experience for Ryoko, whose expressions and reactions are pretty funny sometimes.

After all the crushing, she sticks her feet into vats of cake batter slime--first green, then pink. Finally, while sitting with her clean soles showing to the camera, she chats with us about the day's events: what food was most interesting to crush, what was most difficult, etc. And, while chatting, we doused her feet in honey, and then chocolate syrup, for some truly hot video images.

The very end is Ryoko in the shower, washing her feet. The language spoken in the video is about 40% Japanese and 60% English.

If you like dancers' feet--especially seriously cute Japanese dancers--and especially very, very messy feet--then you have to see this video.