Due to a number of game forfeits getting backlogged by supply delays and life being life, I recently offered some alternative options to the members of the UMD game forums and among them was the following and I quote: "Nova's Game is a fair mix of sweet and savory so in its place I will play a 12 round game of Pie Roulette with sweet and savory pies all directly to the face." I am a man of my word so this is the first of those dreaded alternatives to kick off my pay-ups for these forfeits. These 12 pies are made up of 1 pie each of chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, strawberry syrup, marshmallow fluff, ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce, ranch, blue cheese, and thousand island dressings along with two pies filled with pudding. These pies are all set in crust and topped with cool whip followed by shaving foam to fill in the gaps and as promised there are no sandwiches, no hats, no sitting, just all 12 pies sweet and stinking alike smashed right in my cocky, deserving face! This is all followed up with a wash-off of the massive load of pie on my face. Scene includes wash-off footage and light self-teasing in the shower.