Mess who's back! It's time for my first big mess of the year which is also functioning as a belated 26th birthday celebration! Courtesy of UMD's Unknown Messy Dice Game I stuff a cake down my blue jeans followed by partially melted ice cream and custard! Then off come the jeans for a wedgie with cake batter and cool whip which also ended up ripping clean through my tightey whiteys! After all that fun and with my shirt stripped off leaving me completely nude I cover my face with orange and red icing on either side, shove a chocolate cake into my face, give myself a custard hat with a bowl of custard which is so full it completely drenches me, and finish it all off with a shaving cream pie sandwich! After all is said and done it's time for a wash-down. The camera cut slightly so I knocked down the price a little for the inconvenience. No masturbation in this one but it is marked X-rated due to my classic dick-copter ending. Happy belated birthday to me for sure!