This is the fuckin life, bro. Naked or nearly naked. Caked in sloppy mud all the fuckin time. Cock just floppin around hard like a fuckin goon 24/7.

He gave up his house. He let them take his car. He steals and begs to get by. All so he can be slathered in fuckin muck all the time. His belly is filled with it. He is only Goonimal and nothing more. He's a man possessed. He a true freak.

Some freak gave him a camera and said show me what you want and I'll give you food for a week. And man he didn't disappoint. Fuckin look at him--not a coherent thought behind those green animal eyes. This isn't surrender. This Goonimal is just weak and easily motivated by shooting slime out his penis. He's trash. He's hick garbage and he Fuckin Loves IT.

Think of the intelligent man he once was. Now look at how corrupted, grimy, and stinky he's become. Join him.