Me and Lady Muck found some dirty magazines and thought we'd have a sit down to have a proper look, but I forgot that I had left a cream pie on both chairs!  Both of us sat down on them making the cream squirt out the back and sides – it felt really gooey!Then we needed to cool down a bit so we pulled the chain and let the blue yellow and purple gunge flood over us.  The first splatter went right in our laps which pulled our heads together and then the rest of us got covered, and it went right down our tops and up our skirts!