Started early morning and had a greasy adventure.

Needed more grease on my body.

Harvested some black gook from some trucks all the blue collar dudes were using to build some shit in another former midwestern corn field. Rubbed it all over myself and went full dingus on my weenis.

Always feels like all those sweaty construction dudes are all over me when I'm covered in what they avoid touching all day and would be bummed if it get on em. Its so hard to get off and here I am fuckin' naked paying them to watch me get slimy with it all over. They don't get it. They think I'm just another fuckin' idiot *but with money* so "I don't give a fuck what you do, just don't damage anything or kill yourself and no one has to know you were there."

Then I made my way to the city.

Full humiliation. Full monkey man grease penis. Look at me flex, world. Who fuckin' cares, they'll never see me again and if they do they're not gonna be like, "naked Grease Guyyyyy. Its ME, One OF The Dudes That Let You Jack Off ON Our Construction Site... Remember... Doug?!.. no?" And in the city, I'm just another crackhead looney.

Do the weird thing. Get it on video. The world is theatre.