I was returning from the Christmas ball in my elegant red dress, short cardigan, sparkling heels, and my queen's crown firmly on my head. When I got home, my inflatable yellow pool awaited me, full and irresistible.

I looked at it, it looked at me, and that was it I couldn't resist, it had to be destiny. I slowly got in, feeling the cold water rise up my dress, then I sat down, then I took a queenly dive--and in a few seconds I was completely soaked, laughing as if the ball were still going on, just for me.

I was the queen of the night!