I made a meal, just for the two of us, care to join me? The only problem, I forgot any cutlery, so you're going to have to eat it off my feet, I hope that's OK?

Up first, my black lacy socks help me serve up a chunky vegetable soup, which felt weird as the peas, and chunks of carrot and potato burst below my feet and seeped through the gaps in my socks. After a while, the socks came off and I stirred the soup through with my toes to make sure it was ready for you to enjoy, I really hope you like it.

For the main, I've prepared all the usual roast dinner trimmings to go with my delicious toes in these caramel coloured tights/stocking socks. The mashed potato and mushy peas started clinging to the socks, then slowly soaked through to my skin underneath, I added gravy, because gravy makes everything better, and then made sure the mashed potato was mashed enough and the peas were mushy enough by getting my bare toes right into it all and making a right mess. Make sure you leave room for dessert.

I didn't know if you'd like toffee or jam pudding, so I got us both one of each, with custard of course. As its the end of the day now, I've relaxed my feet a bit more in these cute, fresh, white trainer socks. They were sticky and gooey, as you can see from my socks, but the custard made sure they soon turned into a gunky mess. I couldn't really tell if they were warm enough with my socks on, so I went barefoot in order to check the temperature, I didn't want you burning your mouth after all, you'll need it to lick my feet clean.

This video also includes both clothed and barefoot stills from each of the three clips.