What a hot mess!
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Beautifully slopped up!
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Video: Creamed NudeThursdayreport
This gave me a hard on!!! I would have loved to be there for the filming!!
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Video: Catching Pies... with My Face6 days agoreport
Oh heck yeahhhhhh
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Photo10 days agoreport
This was likely my favorite public pieings, with one of my favorite pie partners. So hot!!!!
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Photo12 days agoreport
He's a lucky guy! What a way to start--all in!!
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Photo: First time he pied someone14 days agoreport
This is a great hit on Bruce Dern!
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Photo: Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood7/10/25report
WOOF!! You can appreciate his muscle through his mud soaked shirt!!
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Photo7/9/25report
You've combined erotic and messy humiliationway to go Man!!!
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Photo6/29/25report
Of course, you always get me hard
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Video: Testing out Pies for Naked Pie Fight6/24/25report
The pies are fantastic! I need to experience them! So thick and gooey yet drippy!! Its getting me hard! Shaving cream and frosting?
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Video: Testing out Pies for Naked Pie Fight6/24/25report
Your pies are the gooiest--if that's a word. One day you won't need to self-pie. It'd be my job!
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Video: Testing out Pies for Naked Pie Fight6/24/25report
You are right thinkhard. It would be an easy cum for me too
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Photo6/18/25report
I gotta admit, i enjoyed this humiliation for such a good action shot.
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Photo: Taking a pie on all fours for a custom. Really!?6/8/25report
Those a handy friends to have. That was really good. Even the second round. If you ever get to Vegas, you know we gotta colab!!!
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Video: Pied from both Sides6/8/25report
The anticipation!
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Photo: 01 My best "asset"5/28/25report
I learned from this! I peeled thick stuck pies of my face in my latest free video :)
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Photo5/20/25report
This is great. Exposed, covered, open, and knowing it
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Photo: Post sling. Onto round 25/19/25report
Thats about as good as it gets!
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Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Lasserafim: I am not sure what you are looking for
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Photo: I was living this mud!!4/29/25report
I agree with megapies. I couldn't have said it better
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Photo4/26/25report
A nice job on this one. Its always good to initiate a newbie. And both hot
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Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/14/25report
About as hot as it gets!
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Photo4/12/25report
What IS this stuff!?
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Photo4/11/25report
This shirt was a gift from my friend jewel of Oregon. Do you think we should carry out the comment while wearing the shirt? I cut the sleeves off of course lol
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Photo4/9/25report
These two need to roll around together
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Photo: Muddy Guys4/9/25report
Despite what I have said, sometimes the second pie is the best pie. Especially on this hunky clown!
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Photo: Second pie. I didn't even have a chance to blink.4/4/25report
This is one of rhe hottest scenes I can remember. I only regret not being there to help
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Photo: 094/3/25report
How I love a bucket of gunge over the head of a built torso, running down it!
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Photo: The bucket was really stuck on my head.4/3/25report
The first pie is the best pie on this sexy muscle clown
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Photo: Taken by surprise...again!4/3/25report
You really got nailed this time
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Photo: off-duty clown3/28/25report
Your turn, piesplats!
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Photo: We got a lot of laughs and reactions3/24/25report
By the time he tries to get out and rolls over, he'll be COMPLETELY covered
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Photo: Ooops!3/23/25report
I am loving this!!!
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Photo: I surprised PieDaddy with a pie3/23/25report
Oh my!!!
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Photo3/21/25report
Dayaam now thats a BIG hit!
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Photo: 63/14/25report
Excellent hit!
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Photo: French movie cake fight3/13/25report
The pies are incredible and the subject is SO worthy of them. We could have a great time together!
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Video: Marshmallow Caramel Pies3/6/25report
Caption? I have no words for this!!!!
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Photo3/2/25report
He thought it would cut the oil from the pies. But I think he just wanted to rub it ALL over me :)
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Photo: My pie pal said head to toe shaving cream would cu2/26/25report
You got that right!
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Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/22/25report
This pic is awesome in so many ways. Many hot elements!
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Photo2/18/25report
That's the way to take a great public pie. Even with a little post-pie humiliation
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Photo: Creamed by a Marine2/16/25report
Oh man!!!!
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Photo: Muddy Ass2/16/25report
This is about as sloppy and hot as it gets
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Photo2/16/25report
I love a face plant!
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Photo1/13/25report
That's quite a flagpole sticking up in that gunge over that hunky body, Man!
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Photo: Nowhere to hide1/12/25report
This is some of your best work! 100% hot
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Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report
I love how he peels it off his face! Gotta remember that
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Photo12/26/24report
Why is this such a turnon!? Let me tell you
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Photo: It’s not just me that likes chocolate….12/21/24report
Recipes? I need the same. But more than that, I need to be the guy smashing them into your face. And elsewhere :)
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Video: Pre BD Pies12/18/24report
What is this glorious stuff!?
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Photo12/18/24report
I am envious
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Photo12/18/24report
I'd like to be a part of this
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Photo12/16/24report
I just can't stop admiring this pic
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Photo: Succumbed to the Mud12/14/24report
This is so hot to me! I love how you allow your package to just pop out into freedom.
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Video: Buck Gets Wet!12/13/24report
That photoshoot must have felt SO good
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 212/13/24report
Oh maaaaaaaan!
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 112/12/24report
This creative scene works for me!
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Photo: Buck Gets Wet! 12/12/24report
I want to be that actor
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Photo: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s28dIvaI6Ls11/23/24report
You always had "the look"
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Photo11/13/24report
Fantastic! White pies on a molasses covered body is the best. And your white pies are also the BEST!
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Video: Thick Black Molasses and Pie11/5/24report
This crew has mastered the head dunk and face plant!
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Photo11/3/24report
Turn on!
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Photo11/3/24report
Wear a singlet, expect the consequences :)
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Photo10/26/24report
I forgot to comment on good your body looked all slopped up. But that's expected :)
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Video: One of the Thickest Pies in My Face10/11/24report
Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!
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Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
I LIKE this!
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Photo9/26/24report
Good point mgiards! And rhe spatula! We're running out of tools here
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Photo: Who loves custard 9/21/24report
Great caking of a cute dude
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Photo: Movie "Merlí"9/14/24report
Excellent hit
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Photo: Папы про9/14/24report
Amazing youtube video!
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User: orfin9/11/24report
One of the best gungings ever!
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Photo9/3/24report
Oh maaaaan!
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Photo9/3/24report
ThisisHOT
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Photo: Divadlo Masopust - Přípravy na všechno9/3/24report
Daaayam!! Is this muscular stud naked too!? Where can I see more?
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Photo: Fear Factor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMQ9/1/24report
A faceplant by a hunky chef into a cake!? Major fantasy!
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Photo9/1/24report
What I wouldnt give to coat that body in slop with my two bare hands!
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Photo8/31/24report
Unreal HOT
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Photo8/31/24report
Two hunks making a true stooge out of this guy! And they're loving it
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Photo8/27/24report
Such a great pie for a stooge who's already been gunged
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Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
What an awesome hit!
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Photo8/23/24report
Excellent faceplant of a hot stooge. Perfect cake for it
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Photo8/23/24report
Awesome closeup of an Aoki caking. You never see those
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Photo: Pied by Steve Aoki8/21/24report
So hot and deliberate!
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Photo: Steve Aoki pied by Vin Diesel8/21/24report
I need this!!
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Photo: pie06 gif8/18/24report
What a pie smashed in the face should be
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Photo: pie02 gif8/18/24report
Oh man what an awesome pie!
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Photo: pie03 gif8/18/24report
I would love to help you scrape off
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Photo: 53 - Scraping off8/18/24report
it makes you look like a statue! Woof!
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Photo: 53 - Scraping off8/18/24report
A poke to the but and a great body plant is a about as humiliating as it gets. I gotta audition for these!
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Photo8/16/24report
I think the best head dunk I have seen yet!
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Photo8/14/24report
I'm tellig you, wear a wrestling singlet and this what ends up happening!
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Photo8/12/24report
I have wanted you for many years now
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Photo: Picking pie crust crumbs from my bush...8/11/24report
Love this!!!
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Photo: tied and humiliated8/11/24report
Let me help you with that
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Photo: Picking pie crust crumbs from my bush...8/10/24report
I'm a sucker for a guy with guns taking a pie
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Photo8/8/24report
Woof!
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Photo8/7/24report
I love being the messed up muscle buffoon, but this is one I could not do! Very cool gag tho!
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Photo7/29/24report
I would have loved to apply this mud with a brush. Or my hands :)
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Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/29/24report
Mudman, kinda like what's growing OUT of his?
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Photo7/28/24report
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