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I was sopose to get some of that. Oops my bad

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Photo: Half of these were meant for him!3/26/23report

That's the biggest bird I ever saw. Splat

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Photo: All I think about is pie lately 3/24/23report

Hot hot hot

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Photo3/20/23report

Where did everybody go?

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Photo3/13/23report

It's not Pi day yet

Photo3/12/23report

Would love to be in the pool with you

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Video: Business Suit Plunge3/11/23report

And goodbye clean guy. I'd like to mess you up

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Photo: goodbye clean shirt3/7/23report

And he's all good after his dessert

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Photo: yasssss3/7/23report

Fantastic

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Video: Gobble This.3/7/23report

I guess I owe 2 hugs

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Photo2/11/23report

Slaps more than I already have on me?

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Photo2/11/23report

I'm not sure green is my color, what do you think?

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Photo2/5/23report

Hey can u tell me do these pants make my but loot big?

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Photo1/24/23report

It's a bird its's a plane it's underwear man

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Photo1/23/23report

I asked how good it washed I did expect wash and wear

Photo1/20/23report

Anyone have any jelly?

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Photo: Just a bit a excited 😈1/17/23report

I've gotten caught in a rainstorm before but a gungestorm that's a first

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Photo1/16/23report

Too dry and clean, you need to work on that I think

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Photo: A clean start.1/13/23report

I didn't know when I sat here I was in the line of fire

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Photo1/13/23report

Does yellow look good on me?

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Photo: Tiktok Challenge1/9/23report

1 is good but 2 is better

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Photo: custard pied!1/6/23report

I'm sure we could fit u in

Photo12/30/22report

I said here's pie in your eye not in your face

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Photo12/29/22report

Well door dash never sent me this far before

Photo12/26/22report

If u didn't like my pie u could of just told me. Throwing it was not necessary

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Photo12/25/22report

Where did everyone go?

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Photo12/21/22report

Everytime I wear this shirt I get pied unbelievable

Photo12/20/22report

Will they be see thru when wet?
Let's find out

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Photo: White Speedos12/16/22report

Happy pie in the face day

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Photo: Caramel Cream Pie 211/27/22report

I'm armed and dangerous

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Photo: PM me for details! 11/17/22report

It ain't easy being green

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Photo11/14/22report

Who put a firecracker in the pie?

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Photo11/11/22report

It ain't easy being green

Photo9/29/22report

Well it's is and fine mess u have gotten me into

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Photo9/7/22report

My face is up here not down there

Photo8/21/22report

What do u mean plaid isn't in anymore

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Photo8/6/22report

I didn't know I was going to have to do a demo in the store

Photo: Behind the scenes of SplatHQ7/21/22report

Desserts on me

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Photo: Pied on my birthday 6/21/22report

Perfectly pied my friend

Photo4/18/22report

You look so perfect then bam the pie hits you how could that happen when u looked so perfect

Photo: Disaster minutes before the opera4/18/22report

There's no need to fear Pudding Man is here

Photo4/5/22report

Oh it was pie eating not wearing contest?

Photo: 043/19/22report

Pie day is the 14th not today your got your days mixed up ugh!

Photo3/6/22report

I thought this was a water shower not a pie shower

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Photo1/20/22report

Why do I always try and use it backwards first

Photo: Wet Beast12/27/21report

My order is ready chocolate covered dude

Photo12/26/21report

Love a man in a tie

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Photo10/28/21report

Thanks PStro

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Photo10/23/21report

That is awesome

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Photo: Meetup with Davepie10/10/21report

Thanks so much for the nice comments

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Video: 8 Pies10/7/21report

Here's mud in your eye and everywhere else

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Photo9/26/21report

Testing out wet suits. Oh wait this isn't the one that goes in the ocean. Oops.

Photo: bucket from above9/3/21report

Love your pool videos

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Video: Another Hotel Pool Plunge8/25/21report

Nothing like a good dunk.

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Photo7/31/21report

Well after this I think we are out of soap

Photo: help?7/28/21report

You would think by now I could get the lid off the pudding with out this happening

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Photo: Ok, you've had your fun6/28/21report

Time for my cake facial

Photo6/26/21report

Damn I guess the well went bad.

Photo: Worked like a charm5/28/21report

How you doing?

Photo5/22/21report

I've never wore wine but I'd definitely be willing to try/do this

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Photo4/26/21report

Honey I'm home

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Photo4/22/21report

I told you 50 jumping jacks not 49, take this and do it again

Photo4/9/21report

See I told you it was banana cream

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Photo4/8/21report

Just sitting here minding my own business and splat! I'm pied

Photo4/6/21report

No winner today it's a tie.

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Photo: SYDNEY SESSION4/5/21report

2 is better than 1

Photo3/20/21report

Happy Pi day. Time to serve the pie.

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Photo: Who's ready?3/14/21report

2 times the fun

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Photo3/10/21report

The pie is still to runny try again

Photo3/9/21report

I guess I shouldn't of complained about the service here

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Photo3/2/21report

I guess this means red is not my color?

Photo2/5/21report

I don't know why I'm thinking of the number 14 here. Hehe

Photo: Losing a football bet.1/28/21report

I suddenly can't hear you. Not sure why

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Photo: Pink pink pink1/27/21report

I'm going to be a Hershey kiss for Halloween this year

Photo1/24/21report

Usually it's no shirt no service but I got served right away

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Photo1/22/21report

Redecorating myself here

Photo1/17/21report

Wow your hair got long but does look fantastic all wet along with the rest of u

Photo1/16/21report

I know the Incredible Hulk is green but I ran out. I hope this will do

Photo1/16/21report

Are you sure this is how Tom Selleck started out?

Photo1/13/21report

Birthday cake in my birthday suit

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Photo1/12/21report

Just a fantastic video

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Video: Self Session1/7/21report

Awesome set of pics

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Photo1/6/21report

Love this pic as it's revenge form the guy who got pied first. Hehe

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Photo: Revenge.1/4/21report

Spa day here

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Photo1/2/21report

I passed out on New Year's Eve and woke up like this

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Photo1/1/21report

If u didn't like my outfit u could of just told me, the pie was a bit over the top

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Photo12/30/20report

Here's mud in your eye and everywhere else

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Photo12/28/20report

I'll have a blue Christmas without you

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Photo: 2020 Highlight 1012/23/20report

Ok I have green now give me something red for xmas

Photo: Green 12/19/20report

Definitely hot chocolate

Photo: https://umd.net/download_info/chocolate-and-pies12/16/20report

I guess this is what happens when I drink too much at the company Xmas party

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Photo: Foam Fantasy - 0112/14/20report

Usually a pie hits a person not a person who hits a pie

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Photo: Foam Fantasy - 0112/13/20report

Dessert is served

Photo12/11/20report

MessyBusiness I think that could be arranged

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Photo: 2 stooges12/2/20report

I guess this is what happens when I wear a Under Armor shirt and Nike socks. Lesson learned don't mix brands

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Photo: pied and humiliated12/1/20report

I asked if I would look good in pink but this is not what I meant

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Photo: Ultimate Crowning Glory11/30/20report

Well now what am I bringing to thanksgiving dinner

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Photo11/23/20report

How will I explain this to the dry cleaner

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Photo11/20/20report

Thanks all for liking the video and the comments. I did get him back and there were many more pies that came my way

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Video: 8 Pies11/15/20report

I don't know I need someone to dump it on me. Any takers?

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User: DSlapstick11/14/20report

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