Try crumbling some saltine crackers on the bottom of the plate then put your pie filling over the crackers. Doing this first all the pie with stay on your face and the plate will be mostly clean and the crackers will stick to your face like a crust then slowly side down your face
Crusted pies are the best, no swiping of the eyes allowed. The pie is in charge so what if it takes hours before you can open your eyes Another pie needs to go on that hairy chest.