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And look where your privelege got you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :pieface:
LumberjackPhoto: "promises broken engender consequences"11/19/24report
Looks like you've been vandalised! Hahahaha What happens when you go out thinking you're better than everyone else! :bahaha:
LumberjackPhoto: "promises broken engender consequences"11/19/24report
'after' - much improved
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soggyazPhoto: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report
How arrogant, I'd out do you anyday ;P
LokkePhoto: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report
What a dunce! And I'm guessing that none of it was your fault whatsoever! Funny though :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report
What an ass, the fact it's happened more than once shows how much a fool you are not learning from your past experiences. You deserve every pie on the ass you get x-D x-D x-D
LokkeVideo: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report
Haha!! That was a messy one!!
mlwis2000Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report
That's humiliating! Here, have a seat
mlwis2000Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report
a plaster cast of that face - I'd be into that
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soggyazPhoto: PLASTERED!11/15/24report
:bahaha: you're not creamed nearly enough...let me add a bit more... :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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LumberjackPhoto: PLASTERED!11/15/24report
It looks better white :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackPhoto: PLASTERED!11/15/24report
Great coverage!! What color was the tie?
mlwis2000Photo: PLASTERED!11/15/24report
Been away and come back to see this loser getting slopped by his own hand. What an absolute stooge. Don't know why he keeps wearing them awful suits, doesn't he realise the slop actually improves the look? :-P
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LokkeVideo: Jimmy the Spat Strikes Again11/13/24report
@CockySuit :bahaha: :bahaha: even funnier! :pieface:
LumberjackVideo: Gunged at the Disco (warning: Flashing Lights)11/10/24report
The dunce at the disco! Well deserved :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Gunged at the Disco (warning: Flashing Lights)11/10/24report
How dare someone as elegant as yourself be forced into such a dastardly deed! I don't find it funny at all :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Jimmy the Spat Strikes Again11/10/24report
I love it! Couldn't happen to a more deserving man!
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mlwis2000Video: Honky-tonk11/5/24report
Love it! Look, how good you look!
SoakedbusinesssuitVideo: Honky-tonk11/4/24report
You hate the music?? Your dunce dance was amazing! :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Honky-tonk10/29/24report
you never looked so good
soggyazPhoto: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/23/24report
hahahahahahaha :kiss:
soggyazPhoto: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/22/24report
I hope so. I'd love to get a whiff of ya
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MIU2Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/22/24report
This reminds me of a time i was driving by a bus enclosure full of people. I accidentally hit a puddle and soaked everyone in there. I wanted to stop and apologize, but they seriously looked like they would kill me so i drove on.
messyrob17Video: Splash10/19/24report
I remember how I loved getting splashed by cars or even trucks as they usually 'gotcha' real good! Of course I would position my self to get splashed over and over!
Wet_stuff2mVideo: Splash10/19/24report
:bahaha: :bahaha: bet he saw you coming! Did anyone video the tantrum that undoubtedly would have followed? :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Splash10/18/24report
Complete ass! Should be a big 'D' on that bucket for Dunce :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Disco Bucket10/18/24report
All washed out like the self indulgent ass that you are :-P :-P x-D :D :bahaha:
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LokkeVideo: Disco Bucket10/15/24report
MMM'd again lol
soggyazVideo: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report
Never mind just the no smoking, the cigar, suit and that baked tan? Just shows money can't buy class. Definitely deserved it! Absollute loser. Should have been shoved backed in like the washed up riff raff that you are.
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LokkeVideo: No Smoking10/7/24report
Well deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer loser (err I mean chap) hahaha
LumberjackVideo: No Smoking10/7/24report
Awww had poor CockySuit got a boo boo x-D
LokkeVideo: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report
What on earth were those boxers? How embarrassing!
LokkeVideo: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report
You deserve that - filthy habit :D
LokkePhoto: no smoking!10/7/24report
I think someone has a superiority complex, definitely needing a wake up call with that shove.
LokkeVideo: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)10/6/24report
This one is so lame I can't even give it a like. He's that foolish it's tragic!
LokkeVideo: Narsitious?10/5/24report
But but but - cry baby!
LokkeVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report
Not as much as I did! Tears streamed down my face
LokkeVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report
Glorious schmuck more like. You got off lightly - would have got more than a balloon from me if I had my way.
LokkeVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report
You absolute fool!
LokkeVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report
Never ceases to amuse! :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/3/24report
creamed his pants again, loser
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soggyazVideo: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/2/24report
...still
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soggyazPhoto: pushed in!9/29/24report
mmmm muddy loafers ;P
stikiPhoto: pushed in!9/29/24report
How long was the line of people wanting to push your pompous ass in?
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LumberjackPhoto: pushed in!9/29/24report
Not a huge loss;the suit was very last year.
mlwis2000Video: Game Over9/28/24report
always knew you were a mudhumper
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soggyazPhoto: pushed in!9/28/24report
Would have loved to have seen the tantrum that followed that. Gold.medal to whomever pushed you in! :bahaha:
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LumberjackPhoto: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 9/28/24report
If the cap fits...... :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report
That'll teach you to watch where you sit. Buffoon! :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Game Over9/28/24report
You might be sick of it, but we can never get sick of seeing a stooge complain at getting karma!
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LokkeVideo: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report
More like a butt of the joke :-P :-P :bahaha: :bahaha:
LokkeVideo: Game Over9/28/24report
What a plonka :bahaha:
LokkeVideo: Game Over9/28/24report
How the mighty will fall lol :bahaha:
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LumberjackPhoto: before...and after!9/26/24report
Yess!!!!
LokkePhoto: I scoff at your old, cold pasta9/26/24report
Aren't roses thrown at prima Donna's after their performance? Only thing worth throwing at you is the mulch like the over confident diva you really are :bahaha: ;P
LokkePhoto: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
Do people come up and ask you if you're selling ice cream while wearing it?! :-P
LokkePhoto: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
I've got a pair of pyjamas in that pattern
LokkePhoto: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
Wow! Nice Suit!
preppymess42Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
Keep them coming!
morepies_2Video: The Pies Have It9/9/24report
put moron moron!
soggyazVideo: The Pies Have It9/8/24report
You're misguided confidence and self inflated opinion of yourself is almost as entertaining as the pie that's ruining your pride :-P ;P : ;P ;P :D ;PP
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LokkePhoto: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
They might be designer but since when is designer always tasteful? You only have to look at some to the stuff Gucci and Versace turn out :miserable:

Yup I maintain, white trousers are asking for a slopping! :-P
LokkePhoto: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
Depends on your definition of fair, if you're wearing a white tux you're asking for it!
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LokkePhoto: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
Uuu should always have a pie down there, slop his pride!
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LokkePhoto: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
That shirt is awful, you deserve a slopping for just wearing it x-D
LokkePhoto: pristine9/7/24report
Empathy is reserved for those that deserve it!
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LokkeVideo: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report
What a stooge, thinking you're gonna be top dog and you got all the leftovers to prove it! x-D x-D x-D
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LokkeVideo: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report
Great way to treat your suit!
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jdredvegasPhoto: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/6/24report
Great alterations to that suit!
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jdredvegasPhoto9/6/24report
very nice!
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suitmessPhoto: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/6/24report
well deserved close up with a pie!
soggyazVideo: Ready for His Closeup (pie 2)9/5/24report
I love a colorful mess :loveeyes:
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Ready2Wam StudioPhoto: countdown to face-plant9/5/24report
@CockySuit To be fair, I did struggle to see through my tears of laughter :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
Ha ha that put you in your place! Still think they should have used more pies though :bahaha: :pieface:
LumberjackVideo: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
What a fool, being all cocky and wearing a white suit, what else could have anticipated happening? It was inevitable and deserved. I love the evil smirk at the end.
LokkeVideo: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
now he's ready to go out on our date
soggyazVideo: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/4/24report
I'll try it out for you. It's really easy. Can't wait to see you humiliated in it
mlwis2000Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
They said your last check bounced. They laughed when I said your name. They'll allow a slight pardon if you will stand in the STOCKS for 12 hours
mlwis2000Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
Haha!
mlwis2000Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
Already submitted. You'll be the laughing stock of our fraternity and the school
mlwis2000Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
Well that's pathetic. I'll make sure it hits the alumni mailer.
mlwis2000Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
Where does one get a suit like that cleaned?
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mlwis2000Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/3/24report
he loves it
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soggyazPhoto: WHY ME?!?!? WHY ALWAYS ME?!?!9/2/24report
When the rich Uncle is tasked with babysitting a couple of Brats, of course Pranks will Happen!
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Messyboi319Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
Top him off with a big custard pie to the face.
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morepies_2Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/2/24report
I love being humiliated :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:
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egonPhoto: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
I would like to show myself in public like that
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egonPhoto: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
Not enough pies! Get him with more so we can all laugh at the tantrum :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Splat! A Quick-Hit Medley9/2/24report
Great series. Very colorful.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: WTH?!?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!9/2/24report
What can I say. It's difficult to type when crying tears of laughter at your comeuppance :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/2/24report
pride come before the fall
soggyazVideo: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/1/24report
suitable topping, sweetie
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soggyazPhoto: Not Molasses TOO?!?!?!?9/1/24report
how a clown suit is made
soggyazPhoto: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/1/24report
Someone throw a few more pies at him for good measure :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report
I always knew there was a bit of sweetness inside cocky suit somewhere :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report
:bahaha: from suit stud t9 suit dunce :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/1/24report
Sometimes things take a darker turn! x-D 8-|
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SlapsVideo: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report
Great set of pratfalls.
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morepies_2Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/1/24report
Perfect placement!
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preppymess42Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report
Well deserved pompous fool :bahaha:
LumberjackPhoto: noooooooo!8/31/24report
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