Comments by vols4everus

I love this picture. Wish I had been there to smear that Nutella all over you, Katie. :kiss: :love:

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Wow! What is that black stuff? :love:

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Wow! I'll say it again. WOW! But it's Valentine's Day. YOu would have looked so much better if that had been chocolate. LOL! ;P :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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WOW! I'd like to like those clean!

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Wow. You look good in eggs! LOL!

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WOW! I say WOW! LOL~ I like this picture much better. But your hands are in the way. :P :D :kiss:

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Oh Wow! Does that mean you guys are sort of coming out of retirement. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :love:

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I like it. I love it. I want more of it! LOL! :love:

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OH! You are such a tease, Chloe! LOL! :love:

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You look so lovely in chocolate. And chocolate is my favorite. :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

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Oh AimMe. I love it! When is the video coming out? :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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This should be POTD. I'm voting for it! :thumbsup: :D :love:

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Billie, you are so going to regret this!

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Chloe, is this from the scene, "Chloe Has Some Oily, Foamy Fun!" :love:

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YEP! You did! :D :thumbsup:
:kiss: :love:

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Not a 10. That's a 15. Mom, I want one!

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WOW! That is amazing, Hope. I am so happy for you. :)
AND, I can't wait to see the videos! It looks like you finally did find some good help. :-P :D ;P :thumbsup:

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OH WOW! I know what top I want you to wear the next time I get you to do a custom video for me. LOL! :D :loveeyes:

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Chocolate pie, my favorite. I'm glad your a sub. But I still say you have a mean streak. HeHeHe! :-P :kiss:

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Well, Violet, if you ever make it up to Montana I will be glad to help make sure you never miss any sports again. LOL! And Violet, you look great. But you look perfect when you are covered in mud. :love:

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Oh Jayce, I loved you in the mud. And I love the way you take pies and other sweet delights. This might well be your biggest venture yet. But, where's the chocolate. LOL! Jayce, you should read my "Tit for Tat: The Final Chapter; The Wedding: Part 4." Now that is the cake that you and your friends should be trying out.
Who knows, maybe you will someday. :) ;P :D :kiss: :love:

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Nice ASS! If only there was about 10 gallons of chocolate! Ha! :D :love:

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Hey, Kim. I'm the one that made her that way. LOL!

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Chocolate-covered tits are my favorite! :kiss:

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I'm glad to know you like getting muddy. Hopefully this summer will see that happen.

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You look great in that cake batter.I love chocolate. Next to mud, it is my favorite thing to get messy in. :kiss:

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Hi everyone. I hope this finds all my fellow wammers doing well. The long-awaited sequel to "A 4th of July Mud Larking Aventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" is now ready to be aired. And in true fashion, our dynamic duo are at it again. But this time, they trade mother nature's field of mud for a patio of chocolate and other delectables. In what will surely go down as one of the great pie fight scenes of all time, our favorite couple get down and dirty, and I do mean DIRTY! Ha!

User: vols4everus1/27/23report

Correct me, if I'm wrong, but I thought you said you DID NOT like to be pied. LOL! :-P :D ;P :love:

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Sorry about that, AimMe. I really, REALLY thought dormant ordered a "pie sandwich." LOL! :D :thumbsup:

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Love that look. Now, all you need is about a gallon of chocolate pudding poured over those boobs. And I'm just the guy to do it. LOL!

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To all you Wammers out there, This had better be the POTD! Let's get out the vote! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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Unbelievable photo. You look amazing, AimMe. And dormant did an amazing job, again, with getting you messy. But this photo rocks right off the chart. If 10 is perfect, this one would be a 25! LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

When will the video be coming out?

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Without a doubt, the biggest. And when she gets down and dirty, boychucker really looks fantastic.

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Oh crap! I don't believe this happened to me!

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Hi everyone. Well, after going so long without posting any new material, I am laying out my second story within a week. When DMarieAllWet asked me to write a story for her to film while using a friend's swimming pool, my heart soared. Nobody had ever asked me to write a story for her to film. Naturally, I had to do the best job I could. I hope you like this story and enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. Thank you.

User: vols4everus1/17/23report

Applekiller, I loved this. What did you do to yourself. What is that stuff. LOL! And don't worry about the blurred face. I am very shy, too. I understand. :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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Liked it, love it, want more of it! :-P :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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What happened to you? Did you get captured by those pesky Russians. :wahhh:

And they didn't even use real chocolate. How dastardly!

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OH WOW! When did you do this one, Chloe? LOL! :-P :D :thumbsup: :love:

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Now, that's my kind of secret agent. Let me guess, her name is BOND, Jane Bone! :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

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More Chocolate Please! :love:

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Is that Whipped Cream, Shaving Cream of Foamy Cream? LOL! :love:

Photo: A bit of foamy fun ;-)1/12/23report

Honey, pass the Nutella, please!

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Hi everyone. It has been quite sometime since I have added a blog, but now I have one, and its a doozy. My good friend FSChloe has filmed two customs for me, and this last one is even better than the first. More importantly, she allowed me to write the story and she and her husband Billie filmed it. They did a fantastic job and will be putting the scene on their store for sale this Friday. I highly recommend it. So without further ado, I bring to you, SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! :D

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Aweeeee/ you were so right. This is FUN!

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Hi. It's good to see your back. I would love to chat with you.

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Yeah, but you still did a pretty good job. :kiss:

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You have got to be kidding!

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Oh wow! I love that picture. i can't wait to see the video. :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

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I love those pants. They are amazing. Your husband did pick well. And that blazing red top is the perfect match. I can't wait until the video comes out. :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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Messylthr, just wait until you see the video. This was their best one yet. And some of the photos that Billie got are out of this world. Thank you Chloe for getting so messy for me. :love:

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OH WOW! I see you did get muddy. And I may say, you look quite lovely covered in mud. I hope you will do many more. LOL! :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

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OH, You did do a pie fight. I love piefights. They are so much fun. Especially if they are chocolate. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :love:

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I'm tired now. I am going to bed. But the last 24 hours have been fantastic! :thumbsup: :)

User: vols4everus1/8/23report

Oh Chloe. That is such a great photo. Billie outdid himself. If it is not voted as the photograph of the Year on UMD then there is no justice. :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

Photo: Chocolate anyone? ;-)1/8/23report

I love that dress. I would love to cover it, and YOU with chocolate. :D :kiss:

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I love playing in the mud. It's the only thng I love playing in more than chocolate. And I love chocolate. HeheHe!

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Absolutely. But you need more chocolate in your life. HeHehe! :D :love:

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Sounds like a great idea to me. But over here in Montana, all of our mud is frozen over. LOL!

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I love those white pants. They would look so much better if they and the rest of you was covered in chocolate. HaHa! :D ;P :love:

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:loveeyes: WOW!!!!!! :loveeyes:

You look amazing. It will be great in the pool. Forever how long it lasts. Then . . . It will be even better! :D ;P :kiss: :love:

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Love it. Keep them coming! :) :D :thumbsup: :love:

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Oh wow, Madison. When will this video be out for sale. I can't wait! :kiss:

Oh, and while we're waiting, I sent you a little present. LOL! :splosh:

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Who won, Penelope. And is this available as a video? :love:

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But, as Joan Hackett said to James Garner in "Support Your Local Sheriff"

"You look to clean to suit me." :splosh: :splosh: :love:

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I love this photo. You look so good in chocolate. That looks so familiar. LOL! ;P :kiss: :love:

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I love it, Mess Queen. If this is what we have to look forward to once you open your store on UMD, I can't wait. Of course, I still prefer the all-chocolate look. Ha! :-P :D :kiss:

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I love banana pudding too. But chocolate is my favorite. Ha! ;P

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Yeah. And the video was pretty amazing too. Plus the one that preceeded it, with her and Maude. :thumbsup: :D

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I love it. You look so great in chocolate.

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Hey Chuck. The video was pretty good, too! :thumbsup: ;P

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I don't know. She looks like she's enjoying it.
Thne again, that could be a grimace, I suppose. Ha!

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Oh I like that. That's right, you did get boomed. LOL! But I like the yellow one much better. HeheHe! :-P :love:

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Hi. You take a pie very nicely. next time why don't you try a straight chocolate pudding pie with no whipped cream. :D :kiss:

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Love it. Have you ever thought of opening your own store on UMD?

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Hi. Is this chocolate custard?
And I love the look. I love a woman who loves to get messy in chocolate

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I love that dress on you. And that red and white Santa teddy! Wow! Of course they both would look so much better covered in chocolate sauce. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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Yeah, I want to fill that swimsuit. You know you do, too! Ha! ;P :kiss:

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Fantastic scene. Dormant and AimMe keep getting better and better. I can't wait for the next one. :love:

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I had so much fun watching this video. AimMe is a real trooper. And I even forgave Dormant for his bad aim. LOL!

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Wow! I can't wait to see you wear those pies! LOL! :D

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Everything goes better with chocolate. Even Kate! LOL! :love:

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Best photo of 2022. Thanks WildThang and Kate! :love:

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I can't wait! :love:

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Hi to all my friends out there. It's been a messy year, in more ways than one. LOL! But as this time year comes to a close, I just wanted to wish all my new-found friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! :love:

User: vols4everus12/24/22report

Wow. Now that is a great shot. LOL! :D :kiss:

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My favorite, so far! LOL!

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Yeah, I think I would be smiling, too! ;P :love:

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I"d say it's more than just a spot of cream. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

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Yeah. He has definitely improved his aim. LOL! x-D :P :D :thumbsup:
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OH Yeah! I'd say you used more chocolate. LOL! :D :) :thumbsup: :love:

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Have I told you how much I love chocolate. And you look so good in chocolate. :D :kiss:

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NOW, that's more like it. Ha! :D :kiss: :love:

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I always love how you get chocolateed, Kate. But he missed the ice cream when he poured the chocolate syrup. It's a good thing that your head was there so that chocolate wasn't wasted. :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

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"I cannot believe you just did that to me!"

"Oh yeah. There is going to be payback for this."

;P :D :kiss: :love:

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Loved it, but it would have been better if it was all over your head and face. LOL! :D :kiss:

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I don't care what anyone says, Hope, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen! :D :thumbsup: :love:

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Fantastic picture. Did ya'll do a video, and if so, is there any chance you might open a store on UMD?

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Was somebody being mean to you, or do you really prefer corn syrup over your spaghetti. LOL! :-P :D

BTW, I loved the dress. :)
:kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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OH Wow! No bride ever looked more beautiful! If they don't make you the WOTD, there is no justice, Hope. :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

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