wmjack was held for ransom, but when his captures found he had a fetish for shave cream, they tied him up and emptied 6 cans of shave cream all over his body. Yes, even his trousers were filled to capacity with shave cream. When the officers arrived at the scene, the perps were nowhere to be found, but wmjack was still tied up. The officers decided not to cut him down immediately and instead emptied 3 more cans of shave cream on him. :D
Bitten by a deranged pastry chef while hiking through the Scottish Highlands on a foggy fall evening, Jack used to hide his face from everyone but now he seems to be a favorite at fetish parties