I'm a big mud fan. I prefer my mud to be plastered on, bog-monster style, as thick as possible. Preferrably naked, but I certainly wouldn't mind running mud through clothing in and out and putting it back on afterwards...

It's a primal thing for me, a way to feel connected to the natural world, live on base insincts and glory in animal pleasure. Who needs higher brain functions anyway?

I live in the chilly NW US so I haven't had any chance to wallow properly outdoors, but someday I hope to! I sense an extended camping trip in my future, once I figure out the right spot...