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So, I'm wondering how they're going to pull this off, in this heat. Whipped cream and hot weather? Yeah, no. So I'm expecting shaving cream pies, which is also just awesome because to be honest I love it all!

Eventually, Aud takes Michael's hand, and leads her to the kitchen, "Come on, lets make some pies!", and the two of them head to the kitchen. I stand up and follow them. When we get there, I quip "Hey, it's like an episode of Naked Bakers!" And once I notice the ingredients: good crusts, cans of cream filling, tubs and bags of non-dairy topping, I say "Oh, my god!"

Aud goes, "You just stand there, Anna, and watch!". A grinning Michael peels the plastic off of the cans of cream filling and fills the crusts with it. When she is only able to half-fill one crust, Aud says "Use the caramel." and a giggling Micheal starts to pour in a generous amount of caramel topping into the pie. "Ohhhh my god", I groan. Aud says, "Don't mind Anna, it's a part of the game. The more she groans and protests the more she wants it!" Michael said, "Yeah, I think I get that! I like it!"

I watching them create these pies and I am dying! Aud loads and loads whipped topping onto the pies. "Gotta have lots of whipcream!" Aud says, and Michael nods in agreement. Once a couple of pies are nice and big, Aud asks Michael, "What do you think, more whipcream?" Michael, grinning, nods, "Oh yeah!". And they add more. I groan again!

I say, "If you're going to pie someone, then really pie them. I mean, really fuck them up!" That makes them laugh, and say "Well in that case!" and they added more cream to the pies. By the end of it are a dozen pies, all loaded with too much filling, topping, and in a couple of cases very gooey caramel. The pies start to ooze over the edges of the crusts.

Aud takes a tarp of out a drawer and sets it up in the kitchen, over the island and across the floor. It's not perfect, but it will protect most of the place from splatter. I'm practically giddy, and Michael can't stop smiling.

Aud picks up a pie, but also hands me a perfectly shaped, clear dildo. Smooth, and large, and very very pretty. "Ooh", I say, "Do you have the rest of the invisible man too?". Aud says, "Now, Anna, give the invisible man the blowjob of his life!"

"Gladly!" I say, and with honest enthusiasm I go to town on this toy. I put on one hell of a show for the girls, licking, sucking, and loving every contour of this big fake penis. I moan, I groan, but most of all I'm having a lot of fun. And, to be honest, wishing this was a real cock on a real man, but given my dating history it's a good thing it's just a toy.

As I'm going, and with some very nice and appreciative commentary from my friends, ("This is so fucking hot!", says Michael), Aud says, "Oh, and, by the way Anna. Nude sexy women who suck cock so beautifully get pied." I look up, in fake shock, and look straight at Aug. "Huh?" I say. And, you guessed it, I take a massive whipped-topping'ed pie in the face. I am not only pied, but am splashed with cream and filling!

Michael, new to this whole kink, simply slams the pie into my face, which not only sends a wave of pie to cover my head and hair, but leave a collar of cream from shoulder to shoulder.

It's all over from there, and I smile, holding the dildo on one hand, my other hand pointing up to the ceiling, "But wait.." I muffle, as the two laughing women hit me with the rest of the pies. They were merciless, and relentless (just how I like it!), and having a blast of a time. They would not stop until the last pie was used on my naked, naked, naked form. Face, right boob, left boob, crotch (cold!), face, face, face... wow! Once the last pie was delivered, and I'm just covered with the heavy, sensual pies, and I'm smiling, I feel their hands all over me, smearing pie and cream to every inch of clean skin on my naked body.

It is cold!! I'm laughing, and starting to shiver not only from the intense sexual tension but also from the cool whipped topping. I wipe one eye, and with blurry cream-o-vision I widely grin and smear the top of the dildo up and down my now-creamed clit. "Oh, god!" I said.

"Nuh-uh!" Said Aud, and she took away the sex toy and planted her mouth on my sex, and started to lick, suck, and do things to me that can only be described as "Oh my fucking god!". Michael, giving up any chance of staying totally clean, embraced me from my left side and kissed me, and smeared cream and pie all over my boobs, shoulders, and body. I slipped and we somehow made it to the floor without injury.

At this point, I'm powerless as Aud's mouth between my legs and Michael's mouth on my mouth, and as many hands as possible smearing cream all over my bare skin make me shake with pure erotic energy.

Oh, I was loud. Oh, I came so freakin' hard. Oh, they didn't stop. Oh, I was even louder. It was nearly mayhem, since I was so creamed and slippery yet sticky that we were all elbows and asses at one point, but the two of them, Aud and Michael, had their way with me in every pied-way possible.

Just thinking about this, weeks later, makes me quiver. As they say in space, "I'll be in mah bunk..."