I recently saw a gif of a cute couple, naked and in the shower together. She took a huge cream cake and just nailed him in the face, and smeared the pie/cake down his chest. It was clear that they were having a hell of a lot of fun. And they looked SO good! Naked people having fun? Yes please.

It reminded me of one of the best times I've ever had engaging in erotic slapstick.

I'd started dating someone in my circle of friends, and during our second wine-bar-date, the inevitable "So, what are YOU into?" conversation took place. I came clean about getting messy (ha ha geddit?), basically "Well ya see I like to be nekkid and like you to be nekkid and I like to get a great big pie in the face like on WWYD but ya know, totals in the noood..." which elicited a HUGE laugh out of her. I think her exact words were "Oh, THAT can be arranged!!!" with much delight and enthusiasm.

To which I probably said "Yay!", or "Fuck yay!" or something equally as happy.

Now, she was also very good in the kitchen (cooking and baking, I mean, not fucking, but I also do mean that, however said that the bedroom or a couch is a hell of a lot more comfortable), so she did a little research and invited me over to her apartment.

(Press fast-forward 3x>> to the bedroom scene...)

So there I was: naked, and kneeling, on the king sized bed on which were two bedsheets for mattress-protection (HA HA YEAH RIGHT LIKE THAT WORKED. not.), layered on top of each other. There she was, naked, kneeling across from me. And to her right were four home-made pies, standard diameter but topped with a lot of home made whipped cream.

We were both grinning like crazy fools, and I was already very aroused at the impending play time, knowing that I was about to really get it with these beautiful pies. She picked up a pie and asked me if I really wanted the pie. You know, standard "Are you suuuuure you want the piiiieee???" banter, with me practically begging for it, but keeping my cool as much as possible. You know, for dramatic effect. She said "I can't believe you're letting me do this to you!" And I must have said, "OH believe it. Ya wanna?" She said "I wanna!".

And, she really did wanna. She thought that the whole idea was fun, sensual, very very funny (funny as long as it was me taking the pie in the face), and could see the erotic potential. "Who doesn't like a naked body covered in whipped cream? Derr!", or something to that effect.

We had both grown up around the messy slimey pie-y kid's shows, and while for me getting pied was highly erotic, for her it was just a wildly fun and funny thing to take part in. So she was very eager to nail me (in more ways than one), and this just made me even more excited and playful. We were having a blast, and the first pie hadn't yet been thrown.

Now, about these pies. She had baked the crusts, cooled them down, and layered-in homemade vanilla pudding (from a mix, but she had control over the rest of the ingredients). On top of that was homemade, sweetened whipped cream, stacked way up until it started to widen out and start to drip over the edge of the crust.

"Tell about how much you love this pie!", she asked. And I started talking, and by the second sentence she surprised me with the pie in the face, smearing as much as possible around my face and hair. The pie was, how shall we say: splashy! Yep, I got pied, but I also got doused in whipped cream and vanilla pudding! The pie broke apart, gravity took hold, and it pretty much fell in pieces and blobs all over me. My face and head were just splashed and covered with cream. I gasped, and laughed, and opened my eyes to a blurry world!

She was laughing SO hard! She laughed so hard, it made me laugh as well. I just wore the pie in the face (but of course!), and she mainly looked at me, laughed, and kept up the cycle.

It was So. Much. Fun. And I was turned on like a brand new nuclear power plant. WOW. Cream and vanilla kept oozing down my bare body and it felt SO good. I couldn't resist smearing it all over myself, and giving my partner a nice little show. She, still laughing, picked up another pie and shook her head in amused disbelief, looking at me, pied and pretty much a splattery creamy mess. "Pie in the face!" she yelled, and she pied me again, this time smearing as much of the pie around my head and hair and down my body.

The pie was just as "splashy" as the first, as the cream had started to settle and melt on the pie, and I was pied in the face again, and doused with cream and vanilla again.

And, so much laughter! She grabbed for the remaining two pies, picked them up, and as I reached my arms out wide and closed my eyes, I asked for it! She pied me again with both, drenching me again in whipped cream and vanilla.

I just took it all, shaking my head and smiling. The pie was heavy on my head and face, and the sensation of it dripping and sliding and covering my skin was heavenly. Once I finally wiped my eyes (and things were very blurry!), I launched myself across the bed to tackle her. She shrieked as my creamed body embraced hers. The sensation was so good - slippery, gooey, squishy and kind of chilly, and very messy! We squished and slid and laughed and yelled and had insanely good sex (how could we not?). It was one of the most fun, erotic experiences I'd ever had.

Fun and laughter is sexy, erotic, sensual! I felt transcended for a few hours after that (after a hot long shower), all of the stresses of the world completely gone.