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Sucessfully Introducing Wam to a girl
By mtessex
Posted 11/13/19     650 views
So first post from me - I am a 20 something straight male living in London and have always had a thing for Wam/Sploshing. Specifically For me what I like is girls wearing bikinis/lingerie as whip cream pies and shaving cream (mostly white substances) gets thrown in their face. It has taken me a long time to fully embrace my messy side after a few years quietly perusing the Wam sites and most importantly being able to talk to other people about what I like. As I'm sure we've all noticed that there is more guys in this kink than girls are so asking on here if people are about for a session does feel like screaming in the void. My experiences with experimenting haven't been the best. Probably only a handful of girls that I have mentioned it to have either refused saying it's not for them or that they try it but them not liking it getting in their face or hair which you feel bad about making them do it in the first place...Until recently my luck had changed.

THIS IS A STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK SO NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED

I've been single now for about just under a year after a bad break up and after a long time of being busy with my work, I decided it was time to get back out there and just have some fun. After a shameless slog on Tinder I meet Mia. Mia is a 21 year old from the north of France. She has jet black shoulder length hair, brown eyes, about 5'5 with a slime figure and cute dimples. We hit it off and before long we are dashing back to her place to spend the night together. After sleeping with each other for about month it is time for her to go back to France to continue her Apprenticeship. Since she was only over for a short time I never mentioned to her about my little secret desire to pie her. But we continue talking and after she leaves and we plan so that I will come and visit her in the first week of November due to our plans matching.

A week before I am to arrive we are sexting each other all about what we want to do to each other and the conversation about any kinks we want to try.

Me: Well there is one thing I would like to try.
Her: oh what is that?
Me: Well have you ever used food in the bedroom?
Her: no not really, why do I get to eat it off you? haha
Me: Kinda, actually I have a little thing that I would like to do but if your not comfortable you can just say
Her: Go on...
(I go on to explain my messy fetish and throwing pies at her)
Her:..hm ok that's a new one
Me: you dont have to if you dont want to
Her: Well its not really my thing but we can try.

I feel a rush of anticipation come over me. I dont want to scare her off so think I should let her in gently.

I arrive and for the first two days I'm there I don't mention and just enjoy the constant parade of lingerie that she has brought out to wear for me and the blindfolding and teasing which I know she enjoys and gets off of. She has an amazing body, about size D boobs and a bum that fits so well into the lacy thongs she's been strutting around her apartment in. She even surprised me with he old skimpy cheerleader outfit she used to wear in High school which was a very nice surprise. By the third day we are lying in bed and she reminds me "so about that pies thing...do you still want to do that?'
"err yes if you still are ok?" I tread carefully. She then plants a kiss on me and gives me her cute dimple smile "well lets us get things ready then".

We head to the local super market and decide to pick up a two cans of shaving cream and a new bed sheet so we didn't have to worry about the mess. After we get back Mia tells me to wait for me here as she gets ready in her room. At this moment I am really nervous about what if she really doesn't like it and if it would dampen the rest of my time here. Just then the door swung open and there was Mia in a Black lacy bralette with a zip of the front and matching thong with her hair tied up in a messy bun. "Im ready" she says seductivley in her breathy French accent.

We go to her bed where the bottles of shaving cream are on the side table. "So how do we do this?" she asks coyly. I can't she's a little aprehensive about it but she wants me to enjoy it since I had been entertaining her little pleasures for the past two days. I decide that if I can get her in the mood then pie her then she maybe more into it. I start to kiss her passionately on her neck as she wraps he legs around me and scratches my back. she really knows how to turn me on. "I want you to enjoy every moment of this" she whispers whilst kissing and biting my ear. whilst kissing her, I caress her breasts and slowly work my hand down to her underwear, moving it to the side I lightly touch play with her clit. She lets out a moan as I enter one finger into her touching slowly as her hand reaches down into my pants.

After a bit I feel the time is ready as I slip two fingers in and enter her deeper I reach for the shaving cream bottle on the side of the bed. "Oui, oh Oui" Mia lightly moans with her eyes closed enjoying my hands whilst stoking me. I spray a mound onto the side of the bed and pick up the handful ready to throw. "are you ready?" I ask her. "uh-huh" she sighs. I take a deep breath and throw it into her face. The blob of cream make a satisfying sound as it hits the left side of Mia's face. She makes a squeak of shock, probably forgetting that she was about to be pied. A brief silence as Mia is still a little taken about from this new sensation. The cream has hit her full in the face her mouth is open by the shock. She starts to giggle and wipe a bit from her eye so she can see me through the cream. "So this is what you like? it feels nice" she says as picks at a bit of cream that has dripped onto her breast. "Really?' I say, I can't believe my own luck. "Why don't you do it again?" she says as she pulls my underwear down and starts to stroke my hard cock.

This time I spray out another pie like mound and smear it into her face. She lets out another squeak but it was more of a moan as pull her underwear to one side and enter into her. This time her face is completely covered apart from her mouth which is open in a O shape. As I start to thrust deeply I rub cream onto her breasts. she moans as the cream runs into her bra "let me this time" she says taking the other bottle spraying a load on her hands and then splatting hard in her own face cream going everywhere. she then rubs it in her hair as I unzip her bra as she wipes it off her face and down onto her breasts.

I turn her over and enter her from behind, she is moaning and saying things in a mix of French and English. I get her to spray a large mound under her. she does so with half of the shaving cream bottle so that it is a big mound wobbling by the movements coming from the bed. I then enter deep into her as I take the back of her hair and push into the mound of cream. when I pull her out her entire top half down to her stomach is covered in cream. "fuck me, fuck me hard" she mumbles under the cream I do so pushing her back into the mound and thrust hard with my hips. The feeling is amazing and I can tell Mia is starting to see the appeal of the fetish. By this time rears her head back as she cums. After she does I flip her back over to me on top and fuck her as she spreads all the cream around us on her breasts and on her face. It after a while I can feel myself getting close. "Cum on me cum on my messy body" she moans so I quickly pull out and cum over her breasts.

We then go to the shower and wash the cream off each other. When the cream had washed away she puts her arms around my neck "So was that what u wanted?" I notice behind her a load of cream left on the wall I pick it up and just before she leans in for a kiss I smear it in her face. "Everything and more" I reply.

So yeah that was the best sexual experience of my life. Mia agreed that she liked the feeling of not being able to see through the cream (well she does like blindfolds) and the feel of the cream on her body. She also liked how turned on it made me feel. and to top it all off...we went and bought some more shaving cream the next day.

(Hopefully more of these blogs to follow since she'll be coming to London in the new year)
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