So I've come up with a script for a video where I get a card from Clowns of America International thanking me for showing up to the convention and participating and since it was my birthday they wanted to mark the occasion with a card and to say happy birthday. "We also have sent you a little gift. Wonder what they got me?" SPLAT.

Clear eyes, look at card again. "Oh, P.S...." SMOOSH.

The problem is I don't have enough people to do a rapid fire pelt. I might be able to get two throwers and we'll have to figure out the proper timing which is almost fun because when you get right down to it, this is one a one-take shot.

Definitely not a sexytime video (at least not for me) but considering the convention went so well for me, I want to try and take the clown thing as far as I can.