Check out my profile. I have been in the community since 1996. I've had a pie-kink my whole life.

Some background:

My wonderful. awesome, sexy wife has explored my kink with me in many ways. When she was younger she was a bit of an exhibitionist and loved hearing from guys (and couples) who got off on the pics we posted. We traded vids with a few couples on VHS (remember that?) and even sold a few copies.

We stopped publicly posting our wamming exploits around 2001 after our 3rd child was born and life got even busier. Mrs Pfreek had a new, more public job that meant we had to be careful. But the job wasn't going to be forever. Once the contract was over, her baby-body was back into shape, and baby himself was old enough to have the occassional sleepover somewhere else, we had every intention of moving our private wam sessions back into the community's public eye. Then something unfortunate happened.

In 2007, Mrs Pfreek's sister's ex-husband took a parting shot after an ugly divorce litigation; he posted clips from their personal sex tapes on X-Tube and flooded friends and family's inboxes and facebook pages with screencaps and links to the clips. Classy. Despite nothing but support from family (especially us) her sister was devastated and the rest of the family was deeply shocked and embarassed. It was a harsh first hand lesson on how easy it can be to have your sex life used against you. We unilaterally decided that for the forseeable future, no online fun.

But I got restless. My wam-libido has always been stronger than hers and a few avenues of my kink hadn't been explored. I was never able to convince Mrs Pfreek to invite a third (or fourth or fifth...) party into our pie fun. And one fantasy I really wanted to explore was to have several strangers pie me all at once.

I never did get the first situation to happen, but I am happy to report that I got to live out the second fantasy at a local bathhouse/swing club on their annual "fetish night" last weekend.

Here is how it went down:

I first got the idea when I found out that the place had recently gone from 2 co-ed nights a week to more of a sex club that was all co-ed all the time AND they had added theme nights. June's theme night was going to be "Fetish Night". I emailed the administration and told them my plan. They were supportive - it was a go. Next, joined and started posting in their Facebook group - to see if there were any couples who would be keen on the idea of messing me up going in. This was me trying to avoid the worst case scenario: standing around the shower area like a complete tool, waiting in vain for someone to come play with me.

A few people on the facebook page showed interest. The female half of the couple that mods the group was especially enthusiastic. Not only did she love the idea of pieing a guy in the face, she was confident that there would be several other open-minded adventure seekers who would join in. That sealed the deal. The last catch was making sure my wife was cool with the plan. "No penetration and if you see anyone I know, get the fuck out of there!" were her only stipulations.

June 30th:

I arrived at 9:30 with 12 supermarket (McCains) pies that had been thawing in my very hot vehicle (so they were gooey), two big tubs of cool whip, and 2 squeeze bottles of chocolate syrup. I brought a foldable table to set stuff on, a tarp to catch the majority of the goo and keep it from clogging the shower drain and a bucket with spray bathroom cleaner for the walls of the shower and shampoo and soap to clean up me.

Bit of a snag when the guy at the front didn't want me to bring in two boxes, a table, and a bucket. He is asian and seemed baffled by request to pay my admission and then go back to my car for the supplies. "No luggage allowed" he said a couple of times, as if a couple boxes of pies and a bucket are "luggage". I thought, "Fuck, now what am I going to do with all this stuff?"

As I was trying to explain what I wanted to do with the stuff from my car, I hear a voice from the back office, "Hey! Is that the pie guy?" and out comes the manager that I had emailed earlier. Big relief. He was nice enough to open the back door for me and help me carry my table and boxes of stuff in from the car.

The club has about 20 rooms and 30 lockers for rent. Some of the rooms have only couches and a tv (streaming continuous porn), some have beds, and a few are themed play rooms (classroom, doctor's office, etc). All rooms have a door and a chain. The local etiquette is that if the door is closed, doo not disturb. The chain means come by and say hi, or stay and watch - they like an audience. No door or chain means they are looking for group fun.

The basement is a big open play area, with furiture designed for group play. There are some cubicles with glory holes, a large porn-viewing theatre, and the sauna. It even has a stock and a big wheel you can be strapped to - lots of BDSM customers it would seem. The gay male crowd tends to congregate in the basement, but occassionally couples looking for a bigger audience or a turn in the stocks will venture down here too. To complete my mission, I'll have to lure some folks down here, since this is where the big shower area is and that's where I set up.

As the manager and I carry stuff in through the back door we cross the main lobby and I catch the attention of a couple I had chatted with on Facebook a few times and was glad to put faces to the words. She is pretty, in her mid-to late 40s, and is modelling a very sexy teddy, garters, and stockings - I'll call her Kitten. Her husband is wearing only a towel. She looks at my supplies and laughs and tells me what she had already told me on facbook - she has always wanted to pie a guy in the face. "Can I be first?" Sucess! And I'm not even set up yet. This bodes well! "Come down to the shower in about 20 minutes."

I rent a locker (I don't need a room) and quickly change into a pair of satin panties, then cover up with a big towel (almost everyone walks around in big towels) and head downstairs. Before I do, I stop at the message board in the front lobby. I write the following note on the big chalkboard: "Ladies, have you ever wanted to hit a guy in the face with a pie? I'll be waiting for you in the downstairs shower at 10:00" Then I drew a little cartoon of a pie heading towards a surprised looking face.

I didn't even get a chance to get set up before the first couple came in - it was the mods I had been talking to on facebook, Shannon and Dan. She gave me a warm welcome - a big hug and a kiss on each cheek. She is a bigger girl, but very, very pretty, even wrapped in a towel, I could tell she has great tits. She was excited to see me and she started rubbing my shoulders and running her hand gently over my towel as I laid the pies out on the table. When she got to my ass, she could tell I had something on underneath. "What are you wearing?" she asked. I nervously opened the towel. "Nice!" By now I am rock hard and the satin panties can't do much to hide it. "You're pretty excited already, aren't you? Want to see what we are wearing?" They open their towels and she is wearing only a pink, shiny vinyl g-string and he's wearing one to match. I was right about her awesome tits.

"Can we go first?" she asks as she runs her finger over the outline of my cock. I nervously mumble something about promising first pie to the girl from the first couple I ran into, Kitten. "Oh cool! I know what room they're in! Dan, go get her for us." Her huband puts his towel back on and leaves. "I have to admit," she says, "I thought this would be just fun, but it's more of a turn on than I thought." She grabs my hand and places it on her boob, while her other hand strokes my cock through my panties.

A couple of guys poke their heads in the shower and look around, "what's this about?" I guess they didn't read the board. "I'm going to mess him up with these pies." she says matter-of-factly, still stroking me. "Why?" they laugh, looking puzzled. From behind them Kitten's voice says "Well duh, It's FETISH night." The guys shake their heads and leave and suddenly the shower is crowded.

Dan and Kitten have come in along with another couple and 4 guys. Kitten goes right for the table and pics up a banana cream pie and asks, "Ready?" I get down on my knees on the tarp and she moves in. The crowd chants "3! 2! 1!" on each number she pulls the pie back, like a practice swing, then "GO!" and she rams the pie into my face. I almost came in my panties right then and there. An absolutely perfect first hit - there was no crust left on the pan - it was all falling from my face in chunks, leaving the goo behind. The crowd is appaulding.

"I didn't do that too hard did I?" she lauged. "No, that was perfect." This got a laugh from the crowd. "I have to get back to my room, thank you so much!" She gave me a very careful kiss on the lips, licked the pie from her lip, and was off. I noticed the commotion had drawn a bigger crowd - lots of people lined up at the door to see me on my knees, pied, a hard on bulging though my black and white panties. This was a dream come true. And it was just getting started.

Shannon put her fingers under my chin and motioned to get me up onto my feet. Then she started licking the pie that had slid off my face from my chest. While the crowd cheered, she worked down to the little blob that was sitting on the outside of my panties, right on the tip of my dick. The guys were shouting, "suck it! suck it". She pulled down my panties and took my whole cock in her mouth. Again the crowd cheered. Dan moved over and she started stroking his cock through his g-string while she sucked me almost violently. After a few seconds, she looked up at me, "want another pie?" I nodded yes. SPLAT - I hadn't even noticed that Dan had a chocolate pie in his hands, so it was a shock. It was a gooier pie than the last one and he had kind of tossed it so it splattered everywhere. A few globs landed on Shannon, who hadn't moved out of the way quick enough.

She wasn't upset, but she grabbed another pie from the table and held it like she was going to hit Dan, "I should throw this at you!" she teased, "but you want it more, don't you?" as she turned to me. She pushed me back down to my knees and smeared the pie from the top of my head, down across my chest and over my panties, which I had pulled back up. She grabbed one of the chocolate syrup bottles, "where do you want this?" "Surprise me."

She started squeezing it out over my head, Dan joined in with the other bottle - also starting with my head. I stood up as they worked their way down. I pulled the top of my panties out away from my crotch and they took the hint and filled it with chocolate syrup. "Mmm, I LOVE chocolate!" she cooed. Then she knelt down and pulled down Dan's G-string and ran a bead of syrup along his semi-hard cock. After licking it off, she started vigorously sucking him. After a minute or so, she switched to me. She pulled down my panties and as the syrup that was pooled in the crotch of the panties flowed down my legs, she started sucking me off again. The chocolate syrup was getting smeared all over her face.

Here is a good time to mention that I am completely new to the swing scene. Just how cool is Dan with his wife (or gf? I had no idea which) blowing some dessert-covered stranger in a bathhouse shower while a dozen people cheer her on? What is the etiquette here? One look at Dan gives me the answer - he has taken off his g-string completely and is slowly stroking his chocolately cock. He must have understood that I was looking for some direction, "just pull out before you come - she loves facials" he says. "MMM-hmm" she hummed, now fucking me with her face. More cheers from the crowd.

I yanked my dick out of her mouth and shot into her face so quickly, she gave a surprised little "Oh" then giggled as I added to the mess already on her face. She looked up at me and smiled, "Thanks!" then started in on Dan - obviously trying to finish him off the same way. I looked at Dan and said, "Mind if I join in?" "Go for it!" and after reloading his cock and balls with syrup, I knelt down and helped Shannon messily blow her man. Taking turns sucking cock and licking balls. I guess I didn't mention that I am .. if not Bi, then at least "heteroflexible".. especially when it comes to my kink. Still, this was only the second time in my life that I had a cock in my mouth and doing it in front of onlookers was something I never thought I'd be doing!

"She gets the load, OK?" he said, obviously getting close. I pulled my mouth off his rod and looked up and asked, "want to give her a special facial?" I got up and took two steps over to the table (almost tripped over the panties around my ankles) and got pie #4. She looked at me with a shocked look that said "are you serious?" but before she could protest, Dan laughs and says "you're already dirty." She shrugs and says just keep it out of my hair!" and closes her eyes. "Not yet, I said" and I reached for Dan's cock and started stroking. "He has to come on it first." They both laughed and she went back to sucking him.

About 1 minute later, she pulls her mouth off his cock and I moved the pie under his cock while he stroked to completion onto the white topping. We made Shannon stand up and face the crowd. She was laughing, but clearly nervous. "Do you want to do the honours?" I asked Dan. "All yours, dude." "3! 2! 1! from the crowd. She closes her eyes and scruntches up her face and I gently shove it into her face, wanting to respect her request to avoid messing her hair. Another round of applause. Still, I can't help but be me - I smear the pie down across her tits before tossing the empty tin into the corner.

Dan is laughing at her, "I wish we had a camera!" She wipes the pie from her eyes and pics up pies 5 and 6 - revenge on her mind. "Both of you, kneel down!" We did as instructed and again the crowd chanted "3! 2! 1!" and she absolutely slammed the pies, first into Dan's face, then mine. Huge cheers and applause.

Then Dan and Shannon gave each other a huge hug, and a long, loving, gloppy kiss. Dan puts out his hand for me to shake and says "thanks! That was different!" "Fun!" Shannon adds, still rubbing the pie off her face and boobs.

At this point the crowd is down to the three of us, and the first couple to arrive after Shannon and Dan were still standing in the doorway. I guess everyone else figured that the show was over, but there were still six pies on the table and two containers of Cool Whip on the floor underneath it. She was tall and thin with blond hair tied back in a tight bun and he was short and stout, both appeared to be in their early 40s. If he hadn't been with her, I would have assumed he was gay. I swear he looked exactly like a the stereotypical leather-man, right down to his 70's porn mustache. They must have been part of the BDSM scene becasue they were in leather bondage-y gear. "We came down because she has always wanted to throw a pie at someone." He said. "But you're already messed up."

"I can fix that" I said, turning on the shower. "We need to clean up anyway" Dan said. "Give me two minutes" I said. "Awesome, If you had said you were done, she was probably going to ask to pie me!" he laughed. "We'll be right back" he said and closed the shower room door. Shannon, Dan, and I showered up and I used the bucket and a cloth to wipe the walls down a bit. I rinsed out the panties and put them back on even though they were soaked. This just made them feel even better - it started me getting semi-hard again. We made some small talk and then Dan says "Come up to room 25 later, " and off they went.

Enter the leather couple. I never did get their names, and honestly, he looked kind of bored and disinterested with my fun, but she was enthusiastic. She cam in rubbing her hands and giggling. She spotted the cool whip tubs, "Are those just whipped cream?"
"Yes, do you want to paint me with it?"
"Cool!"
With that, she took the spatula from the box and proceeded to paint me with cool whip from the neck down. As she was applying, she would occasionally slap me with the spatula, but that would send little specks of cream flying. "That stuff will wreck the leather" he complained. She said 'Fine, sweety can you watch the door?" "Sure." With that, he stepped outside and closed the door and she stripped out of the leather gear. I'm not much for the thin type, but it was a nice body - very toned, lots of little tatoos including a full anime-inspired sleeve, piercings in both nipples to match the ones in her eyebrow, nose and lips. I noticed some marks that looked like whip marks.

"They're from earlier tonight. They'll be gone by tomorrow, hopefully." She was completely hairless and I got a real nice view of her pussy and ass as she came back and bent over to pick up the spatula again. I was fully hard again.

"Can we lose these?" she asked as she tugged on my panties. "It's fine with me if it's fine with you!"
"I actually won't fuck you or go down on you" she cautioned. "We just come her to be watched. We are totally monogamous otherwise."
"It's all good with me - I honestly hadn't been expecting anything like that last couple!"
"Wait and see what they get up to upstairs!"

As we're having this conversation, she's covering my cock and balls with the cool whip rubbing them with the spatula. She stops every once in a while to give me a little slap on my nipples, then harder. "How's that?" she asks.
"Great!"
"Can I go harder?"
"I can take it."
She starts slapping my balls with the spatula. Lightly at first, then harder. Until I pull back a bit from the sting.
"Turn around." she commands. "Bend over" I bend over and she starts spreading the Cool whip over my ass, working it into the crack of my ass and down under my balls, stopping every few seconds to slap my ass with the spatula. Harder and harder - this will be leaving a few marks.
She starts rubbing the handle end of the spatula over my anus. "Do you want to get fucked with this?"
"Not into anal play, thanks!" as I clench up. She laughs, "you don't know what you are missing."

Next thing I know, leather-man has let two people into the shower. Leather-girl gasps at first and reaches to cover up her privates, but then relaxes. It's two girls she knows. They exchange hugs and hellos. "I didn't tell you to stand up!" she warns me. I bend over again. From my quick look I could see that one of these girls was very butch looking - sinewy and short with short, half-crew cut hair and a lot of piercings. The other was more feminine - tall and curvy, maybe a bit chubby, but cute, with a dark complexion and long hair. They were both dressed in standard issue house towels. "Hi there!" the tall one leaned over and said to me.

"You can stand up, now. I'm done." Leather girl said. She wasn't kidding. She had covered me from neck to knee with two whole 1L tubs of Cool whip. I start to make small talk with the two new ladies. Again, I don't get their names. They are a couple. They enjoy coming to the bathhouse, mainly to watch the gay guys suck each other off. They were curious about the message on the board, so they came down to the shower to check it out. They knew Leather-girl from frequently watching her put on a show where she tied down and pegged Leather-man. They assumed from the position I was in when they got there that she was about to do the same to me. They told me they were sorry that they missed seeing me suck off Dan and asked me if I'd be willing to suck on a friend of theirs while they watched.

"Only if he pies me first."
"Not before I do," Leather-girl interrupts.
They all decide that they want to throw a pie each at me. My hard on had subsided once Leather-girl had stopped smearing the Cool whip on me, but the sight of these three women picking up pies got me rock hard again. The butch one noticed, "you really DO enjoy this don't you?" she laughed. I told them to stand close so as not to miss and I kneeled down again to make it even easier for them. I also asked if the two lesbians would take off the towels.
"Yeh, why am I the only one naked?" Leather-girl asked, then she reached over and yanked off the curvy-brunette's towel. She laughed and feigned modesty - but clearly wasn't upset.

Butch-girl just tossed her towel aside with total confidence. She had the most toned body I have ever seen on a woman in person. I thought Leather-girl was toned - this one had a 6 pack. I was hoping she would turn around so I could see her ass, but before I could get a look, Leather-girl tossed pie #7 squarely into my face. Direct hit, chocolate cream everywhere. Then it was butch-girl's turn. Another chocolate cream pie- another dead on hit. I wiped my eyes away to see curvy-girl reluctant to throw her banana cream. "I'll miss!"
"Just hit him with it!"
And with that, pie #9 was shoved into my face. They were all laughing hysterically. One of the banana slices was stuck to my face right over my eye. One of them picked another slice out of the tin and put it on my other eye. Leather-girl laughed so hard I think she may have fallen down. One of them gave my dick a playful tug while I cleared away the cream and banana chunks from my eyes.

"That was awesome!" Leather-girl said, still laughing. The lesbians left to go get their friend while Leather-girl got her gear back on and knocked on the door. Leather-man opened it and off they went. "Stop by the dungeon room later if you want to watch us." I decided that I might as well rinse off again while I waited for the lesbians to return. I was just drying off when two new couples poked their heads into the shower room.

"Did we miss it?" This girl was really big, but again, quite pretty with a great Bettie Page haircut. Her name was Jenna. She introduced herself and her husband (but I don't recall his name). The other couple was Tina and Mark. Tina was hot, if a little older than all the other women that night. She was a redhead with big (must have been silicone) tits. "There's still 3 pies left!" I replied.

Again there was a crowd of guys at the doorway behind them. Another audience. The two couples and I made some small talk. They were all in towels, as was I - my panties were somewhere lost in the goo on the tarp. They had been talking to Shannon and Dan and they came down to check it out for themselves. For the third time tonight, a woman says to me, "I have always wanted to do this to someone" this time it was Jenna.

I told them that the other women who had pied me tonight had been naked. They laughed and handed their towels to their husbands. I tossed mine into the clean corner and took my familiar spot, kneeling in the goo on the tarp. Jenna slapped the 10th pie, another chocolate, into my face while the whole room cheered. Tina stepped up with a banana cream. Fake or not, I loved her tits. Even with some of my vision obscured by goo she noticed me ogling her chest. "Eyes up here." and as I looked her square in her mischievous green eyes, she unexpectedly slapped the 11th pie into my naked crotch, then rubbed it around a little before letting the tin fall to the tarp while my dick sprung back to attention through all the chocolate and cream.

"You were supposed to pie my face," I said while the room was still laughing.
"Ok," she shrugged and grabbed the last pie. "Hold still"
SPLAT. She nailed me with the 12th and final pie.

After thanking me for a fun new experience, the two couples and the crowd all left. I showered up and washed down the walls (and a bit of the celing!), carefully rolled my tarp up and stuffed it, goo and all, into a big garbage bag. After I loaded my table and bucket back into the car I came back in and changed back into a towel to explore the club a bit more.

I stopped by room 25 but Shannon was busy with one guy fucking her while she sucked another. Dan was watching. I didn't want to interrupt.

I ran into the lesbians again in the downstairs play area. They couldn't find their friend and offered to blow me instead. How could I refuse? For a couple of dykes, they really knew how to suck dick. After they milked me dry we said our goodbyes and I was off.