The kitchen comes into view. Both Ira and Tanya are there. Ira is wearing her black trousers with the white pinstripe in them that do so much to flatter her hips. Ira is also wearing a tight cotton full sleeve black sweater with a low cowl type neckline. Ira's hair is down in full smart mode. Ira's black high heels complete her smart work type outfit. Tanya is wearing a simple sleeveless black dress with a V-neck, black tights and some nice snug knee high black boots with a reasonably high heel. Tanya also looks very smart with her long hair freshly brushed and full make up on. The kitchen has many pies and bowls on the worktops and the two girls are intent on preparing more and seem oblivious to the camera.

Irina and Tanya have their backs to each other working at opposite worktops. Ira is working on a trifle in a large glass bowl; spooning thick custard into the bowl on top of the fruit and sponge layers already in the bowl. Irina says,

"So did you see the blog mail? It was a very popular episode."

Tanya is working on a cream pie, slowly putting cream into a 35cm wide soft sponge flan case.

"I did! Your black dress is very popular. They love to see you messy in that!"

"Yes but you getting messy has proved very popular as well! Messying up your jeans was very much approved of!"

"Yes I saw. I was flattered by those comments." Says Tanya with a slightly embarrassed smile "of course they loved seeing you get that pie on your bottom!"

Ira spoons in cream on top of the custard in her bowl of trifle "Yes! That was popular. Me getting a messy bottom seems to be an essential part of the blog!"

Tanya giggles as she smoothes out the cream in the flan case with a spatula. "So have you decided what we do for the next blog? Are we doing it after we get back from work?"

"Yes after we get back from the office and get changed into the outfits we want to get messy," agrees Ira. "I like that new dress you are wearing by the way"

"Thank you, I have some important things at work today. We will have to go soon," says Tanya "Your new top is good too"

"We need to look though the email for ideas for the blog," says Ira who is now sprinkling small candy bits on top of the trifle.

"True" says Tanya who is putting a cross pattern on her cream pie with strawberry sauce. "I think there have a been a few requests for you to get your trousers pulled down"

"Oh! I see!" laughs Ira who is making drizzling on some chocolate syrup onto the trifle to finish it off "So you would be happy to do that to poor me!"

Tanya laughs too. "Of course! Anyway you would enjoy it!"

"Well true! I enjoyed you getting messy too last time though!"

Tanya looks all-bashful. "Oh. It was sort of fun but I think you are much better at being a mess than me." Tanya puts a glace cherry in each corner of her pie.

Ira admires her finished trifle but then turns to Tanya and says. "Oh really! What makes me a better mess than you?"

"Well" says Tanya edging her pie with more strawberry sauce "somehow it suits you better"

"I am not sure I see why it suits me better than you," says Ira, crossing her arms and frowning.

Tanya turns to Ira "Well I just think it somehow belongs on you" Tanya giggles "when you get a pie in the face it just looks right!"

"I still do not see why!" says Ira.

"Well your hair just frames your face, sort of inviting a pie, the nice round shape of your face also suggests a pie is needed" explains Tanya with a smile.

"More than your face for example" asks Ira.

"Yes, exactly!"

"So I would look better with this pie in my face than you?" Asks Ira picking up Tanya's cream pie and holding it on the flat of her hand.

"Oh yes!" agrees Tanya "but don't forget you have your new top on!"

"True" says Ira. There is a pause and then Ira pushes the pie in Tanya's face! Ira grins wildly and even giggles as she twists the pie around in Tanya's face and blobs of cream small and large drop down onto Tanya's front. Tanya is motionless through this humiliation. Ira takes her hand away and the paper plate falls away but the sponge base while a bit broken sticks to Tanya's face. Slowly Tanya uses fingers on both hands to wipe her eyes clear of the cream pie and then to remove the larger bits of sponge base from her face.

Ira says with a wide smile "You see that pie looks just right on you!"

Tanya finishes wiping cream away from her mouth and seems to consider this "Well thank you for demonstrating that Ira, but I think you are still the best messy girl"

"Why do you think this?" asks Ira still smiling.

"I will show you," says Tanya and she picks up Ira's trifle. Ira's smile fades as she looks at the large bowl of trifle she has just lovingly finished. Tanya pauses for a moment to allow the inevitable to sink in but then she puts the bowl over Ira's head, gently screwing it down. The various layers of the trifle splatter down all sides of Ira's head onto her shoulders, down her front and back. Tanya leaves the bowl on Ira's head. Ira has also been still during this onslaught but now slowly lifts the bowl off her head to reveal more of her now multicoloured messy head. Most of Ira's blonde hair is covered, there is mixed trifle mess down one side of her face, and her new top is heavily splattered with cream and custard.

As Ira wipes some mess off her forehead Tanya says "Now see how that just ruins your hair do! How that nice girl look you have is all messy!"

"Well thank you Tanya" says Ira solemnly, she then turns to the worktop and picks up a large bowl of raspberry yoghurt. "But it's just not fair to reach a conclusion on how good at being messy you are because there are lots of things you have never done! You had a pie in the face before but you have not had your bra filled with mess"

"No but" starts Tanya but Ira is already pulling open the front of Tanya's dress and right bra cup. With her other hand Ira starts to pour the yogurt in, first on the right then down Tanya's cleavage and then into the left of her bra, there is still some left to go down Tanya's cleavage at the end! Tanya's jaw droops as this is going on but the is no other reaction as the front of her dress become slimy with a pink tone added to the black. Once Ira is finished she puts the bowl back down. Tanya's gaze falls to her messy front.

"You seen Tanya, you are a natural! You look great with a messy bra and the mess it makes of your dress is great!"

"Well Ira" manages Tanya after a moment "thank you for those words. But it's you that the blog viewers write to us about. This is what they are asking for"

Tanya starts to undo the front of Ira's trousers. Ira's smile becomes a pout but she makes no other move. Tanya pulls the black trousers down off Ira's hips as far as her knees. Ira is revealed to be wearing some simple but bright green panties. Ira crosses her arms and continues to pout but makes no move to pull up her trousers.

Tanya turns to the worktop behind her and picks up an open carton of custard. "Its you being humiliated like this that's so popular Ira!' explains Tanya, who hooks her fingers in the front of Ira's panties, pulls them open and then slowly fills them with custard! There is too much custard for Ira's panties t hold so it's soon running down her thighs in thick streams. Once the carton is empty Tanya puts it down and picks up a simple 8-inch sponge base filled with sour cream. Tanya grins at Ira and then rubs the pie around on the front of Ira's hips! The squashed but whole sponge base sticks to Ira. Tanya pulls Ira's trousers back up and manages to do them back up with the pie inside, the snug trousers further crushing the sponge base. Ira is struggling to maintain her pout but has to wriggle her hips slightly.

Tanya steps back grinning through the mess on her face. Ira's serious expression does not change as she slowly uncrosses her arms and looks down at her slight padded trousers where the custard and sour cream is seeping through the material of her trousers round the front of her hips and thighs.

Ira looks back up and says "Tanya its because the viewers have not seen you properly humiliated that you think people want to see only me humiliated through mess. I am sure that you would be great at being humiliated; you would be great entertainment having your panties ruined."

"You ruined my panties on the last blog!" protests Tanya "filling my jeans with all that mess!"

"Yes and fun though that was we could not see your panties being ruined. I will show how it could be better!" Ira takes Tanya and turns her so she is facing away from the camera. Tanya gasps as Ira lifts up the back of Tanya's dress a tucks it the hem into the top of the back of her dress. Tanya's hips are revealed, she is wearing some simple black panties under her black tights.

"You see Tanya, already it's a bit humiliating and we have not got to the mess bit yet!" says Ira grinning. Ira then picks up a large jug of semolina pudding and Tanya's gasps! Ira pulls open the back of Tanya's tights and panties and slowly pours the pudding in! "Not too fast Tanya, that is crucial!" Tanya just groans as the white mess spreads around in the underwear and tights. Ira then puts down the empty jug and picks up a paper plate stacked with a mound of Greeks yoghurt, giggles and slaps it on Tanya's bottom! Tanya squeals! Ira rubs the yoghurt around in Tanya's behind, spreading both yoghurt and the semolina in her clothes!

"Oh no what a mess" mutters Tanya.

"Yes, but that is only half the job!" asserts Ira and she twirls Tanya around to face the camera. Tanya looks shocked as Ira now lifts up the front hem of her dress and then stuffs it down Tanya's yoghurt filled cleavage to hold it up. The front of Tanya's hips are now on show. Ira picks up a bowl of clear unset honey.

"Oh Ira! You wouldn't pour honey into my underwear?" gasps Tanya.

"I would and I'm going to enjoy it!" laughs Ira pulling open the front of Tanya's tights. Ira holds the bowl up high and tips it over; a huge blob of honey with a thick following stream drops into Tanya's tights! Tanya stands immobile as the honey spreads around the front of her black panties. Ira waits until all the honey is down the front of Tanya's tights before she puts the bowl down. Ira lets Tanya's tights snap back into place but Tanya seems to be in some form of shock and does not respond. When Ira picks up a cream and custard flan Tanya does mutter "Oh no.." before Ira slaps it on the front of her hips and rubs it around; custard doted with cream slides down Tanya's thighs, some even reaching the top of her boots. Tanya does groan quietly at the combination of the pie and the honey being worked around in her tights!

Irina lets the pie plate fall from Tanya's messy hips. Tanya stands for a moment a picture of humiliation with her dress up front and back and with very messy hips. Slowly Tanya slowly pulls the messy hem of her dress out of her mess filled cleavage then tugs her dress out of the back of her dress so that it falls to cover her very messy bottom. Tanya gently nudges Irina over to a worktop so she is next to a huge bowl of warm, thick porridge. There is a ladle in the bowl and Tanya slowly stirs the porridge with it.

"You know Ira I'm not sure we have ever really properly messed up your bra. Which one are you wearing today?" asks Tanya.

Ira looks a bit shocked "My nice new black one" she replies.

"And your nice new top as well"

"Yes " Says Ira slowly.

"Perfect!" says Tanya brightly. Tanya takes the ladle in one hand and pulls open Ira's top and right bra cup with the other. Ira stares coldly at Tanya as she pours the thick porridge into Ira's bra! Tanya just carries on smiling and fills Ira's other bra cup before going on to ladle in all the porridge to Ira's top! By the time the bowl is empty Ira' bust has swollen and had taken on a grey slimy look! Ira has stared at the giggling Tanya all through this but now looks down at the mess.

"You know Tanya," says Ira slowly "your hair is a really good feature for you, so long and dark"

Tanya stops giggling.

"It will look just great if I mess it up properly!" continues Ira her smile returning. Tanya stares open mouthed as Ira picks up a custard and cream flan in each hand, both finished lovingly with a drizzle of raspberry sauce over the top cream layer. Tanya looks at the pies and just shakes her head in denial but Ira laughs and sandwiches Tanya's head between the pies! Slowly Ira drags the pies down the sides of Tanya's head and through her hair. The pies are large and deep meaning Tanya's head is covered in the mixture of cream and custard and her hair becomes slimy ribbons of yellow and white mess!

"Oh yes that is very good!" says Ira clearly very impressed.

Tanya clears the fresh mess from her eyes slowly.

"Ok Ira we need to show why you are really the best at being messy" states Tanya, who then grabs Ira and turns her around. Ira's back is not too messy; some splatter from the trifle over her head but pretty clean especially her bottom. Tanya picks up a large bowl of spaghetti in tomato sauce, with her free hand she pulls open the back of Ira's trousers. Ira moans as the mess packed into the front of her trousers is squashed and carries on as Tanya carefully empty the bowl of slimy pasta into the back of her trousers. As Ira stands there, the back of her trousers turning wet and slimy Tanya puts a large cream cake on a high stool! It's very clear where this is going but Ira lets herself be stood in front of the stool. Tanya stands in front of Ira, gives her a moment and then pushes her back so she sits in the cake that spreads out from under Ira's bottom! Ira lets out another small groan.

Tanya turns and picks up a firm set custard pie. "The reason you are our Queen of Mess is because you love it so!" Giggles Tanya. "Tell me; do you want me to push this pie in your face?"

Ira makes no immediate response although she is moving her hips back and forward a little in the cake. After a moment she closes her eyes and gives a small nod! Tanya's messy face grins and she slaps the pie in the compliant Ira's face! 'Splat!' Tanya takes her time rubbing the pie into Ira's face, before letting the paper plate fall away. Ira sits submissively not wiping any of the thick lumpy custard from her face.

Tanya bends to pick up a bucket, the mess in her underwear inhibiting her movements a little. "So would you like the rest of the spaghetti Ira?" asks Tanya. Again there is a pause before a nod causing a lump of custard to drop from Ira's chin. Tanya lifts the bucket and slowly pours the slimy pasta in tomato sauce slowly over Ira's head. The orange slimy mess covers Ira's head and initially splatters down her back staining her black top but then Tanya shifts the emphasis and the spaghetti splatters off her head down her front, covering her slimy bust before pooling in her lap. Still Ira sits accepting the mess. Tanya picks up a cream sponge and does not ask this time, simply crowns Ira with it.

"There" sighs Tanya "You are all done!"

"Yes" says Ira "you win, I do love it too much!" and she giggles. "But I love messing you too!"

"I know," says Tanya laughing and looking down at herself.

"Well I hope you viewers liked our little role play!" says Ira to the camera "Sorry if I didn't keep in role until the very end!"

"We nearly made it!" said Tanya.

"Yes, the script had us leaving for the office at the end of it!" explains Ira. "Still I hope your enjoyed it. Please email us and we will see you soon." Says Ira while wiping away a lump of cream sliding down her forehead from her 'pie hat'.

"Yes bye" says Tanya with a wave as the scene fades out.