The scene fades into view and as normal it is the kitchen/dinner area of Ira's flat and as usual there is a promising amount of pies, bowls, flans, jugs etc standing around the place. What is very different is that Ira is not the one in the room! Instead it is Elena K. Elena has her happy smile and she is attractively dressed in some tight blue jeans, calf height dark blue boots and a sky blue satin blouse.

"Hello" says Elena "welcome to Ira's blog! I guess you are wondering where Ira is as this is her blog. Well she did intend to be here now with me but she has been delayed which is a great shame as I was looking forward to helping her with this show. Ira had promised me I could help her with all this food to make up for me getting messy in the competition last time which was not really supposed to happen!"

"So maybe you all think that I will be...... getting some of these pies in my face? Maybe I will sit in one of these cakes? Or perhaps put one of these bowls of trifle over my head? Well I do know many of you love it when I get messy and don't think I'm not flattered by your emails and comments but I am due to stay clean today!"

"So maybe you are expecting that very naughty Tanya to arrive so that I can get my back on her? It would be great to let Tanya have this cream pie in the face for sure" says Elena pointing at a large deep cream pie. "Or pulling down her jeans and filling her panties with this custard? Also a great idea I am sure you would agree. But unfortunately Tanya is not very well at the moment so my revenge on her will have to wait. Sad I know."

"So what can we do today with all this great food Ira has prepared earlier? Well I have thought about it and if Ira cannot be here for her blog we need another Irina to appear it seems to me! Fortunately Ira and I do know another Irina and she is keen to have some internet fame from the blog and has offered to help out in a minor way in the past. So I have called her up and she is coming over from work. I have got to be honest I have not been altogether clear how she will help out! But then that should make it all the more fun! I am sure you will enjoy it she is a very pretty girl, always dresses smartly. I am looking forward to seeing which outfit she is wearing today. She cannot have dreamed what would happen to it when she choose it this morning!"

Just then the doorbell sounds.

"Fantastic. This must be her!" Says a very excited Elena and she leaves the room for a minute or two. We can hear greetings and conversation and a new voice and then Elena returns to the room with another girl - the very pretty Irina N. Elena had told the truth Irina looks very pretty with her cute Asian face, long dark hair, great figure. Irina is wearing her pretty navy blue dress with white polka dots, which has that slight sheen to it. On her feet are some matching blue high heels in an open style. Irina looks nervous as she steps into the shot.

"So everyone here is Irina, making her first appearance on Ira's blog so a big welcome and a thank you for coming over to help since Ira is delayed." Says Elena brightly.

"You are welcome," says Irina a bit shyly with a small nervous laugh.

"So Irina you have seen the blog?"

"Yes of course! I enjoy it a lot," laughs Irina

"What do you enjoy most about it?" Asks Elena

"Well it is all very good," replies Irina a little unsure about what to say, "of course I liked your time on the blog"

"Really?"

"Oh yes" says Irina gaining a little confidence "I loved the last one when you finally got that pie in the face from Tanya. I was worried you were not going to get messy!"

"Oh yes of course" says Elena slightly stiffly.

"I see it was very popular on the blog comments," says Irina " as was the moment when the other two poured that mess down your trousers!"

"Yes that's true"

"But of course not quiet as popular as when you got that first pie on your bottom in your first appearance once your nice purple dress had been lifted as you bent over."

"Well it's kind of you to say so," agrees Elena quickly "but you enjoy Ira getting messy too right?"

"Oh of course" agrees Irina "she takes the mess very well. I love how she gets a pie in the face in every single blog whatever else happens!"

"Yes that's true " agrees Elena "I had not noticed but she always gets at least a pie in the face!"

"Of course she won't get one in this entry which is a pity," says Irina

"True. But maybe we can make up for it in some way. Tell me Irina which of these pies would you have wanted to go in Ira's face if she were here?"

"Oh well it's a good selection" says Irina looking at Elena as if assessing her for the pie. "This custard flan with cream topping is a classic Ira pie I think"

Elena looks at the pastry case filled with custard and topped with frothy cream. "I agree it's a great pie, very messy. But this lemon meringue pie looks good for going in someone's face."

"Well true but it won't spread mess like the custard and cream one. It would make a great mess of someone's bottom!"

"True." Laughs Elena "What about this lemon pudding flan?" Elena points at another party case filled with lemon pudding and topped with sliced strawberries.

"Hmmm... That is great messy looking pie" agrees Irina "but I still think the custard and cream is slightly better. It will make a huge mess in someone's face and down their front especially if they are wearing blue" Irina smiles looking pointedly at Elena's blue satin blouse.

"It sounds good Irina " Elena glances at Irina in her smart blue dress and notices just how well her make up and hair have been done. "We will go with your choice" Irina smiles at this news.

"Now that is decided we can keep the blog record going!" Says Elena deftly picking up the custard and cream pie.

"What record?" Asks Irina

"The one we talked about where 'Ira always gets a pie in the face' one Ira is not here but another one is!"

The truth finally dawns on Irina "I get the pie!?!"

Elena needs no further justification and says "Yes!" just before slapping the pie in Irina's very pretty face with deep splat noise.

The custard and cream pie is as messy as Irina said it would be! A large amount of custard and cream splatters down the front of her smart blue dress, a ring of cream pushes back into her long dark hair. Elena twists the flan base a couple of times before letting it fall to the kitchen floor. Irina's face is thickly coated in the custard and cream from the pie.

Irina starts to wipe her eyes clear of mess as Elena says "Oh that looks really good Irina you will be a big star with the fans now!"

"Do you think so?" Asks Irina pausing in her wiping.

"Oh yes! For sure! Of course we can make you an even bigger star." Elena picks up the lemon meringue pie.

"I'm not sure... " Says Irina.

"Oh you should! You are already messy and you have this blog all to yourself!"

"Well... Ok!" Agrees Irina appearing to cheer up a little "Let me have that pie!"

"I will! Just turn around for me"

"Oh ok" Irina had not quite expected this but she slowly turns her back on the camera.

"Ok and bend over for me!" Asks Elena. Irina hesitates for a moment but then bends forward keeping her legs straight. Elena uses her free hand to lift up the back of Irina's dress to reveal her beautiful full bottom in a sky blue thong.

"Here it comes Irina!" Laughs Elena and slaps the lemon meringue pie on Irina's bottom. The pie makes a lovely sticky mess as Elena rubs it around on Irina's creamy brown buttocks. By the time Elena lets the crumpled pie tin fall to the floor Irina's bottom is covered in pie mess.

Irina stands up slowly and turns to face Elena who by now is holding a deep red cherry flan in each hand. Without any discussion Elena pushes the flans against Irina's boobs, twists them around and then smears them down the front of Irina's dress which looks very messy by now.

"Irina you are a natural pie taker, you are going to be huge on the blog" says Elena

"Do you really think so?"

"I do! Now just lift up the front of your dress so I can pie the front of your panties for our audience."

With little hesitation Irina lifts up her dress to show her hips and the still clean part of her underwear.

"Hmmm... This looks good," says Elena picking up a strawberry pudding pie "What do you think Irina?" Irina just nods and then Elena slaps the pie onto the front of Irina's hips and rubs it around. Irina's mouth drops open a little as this humiliation is inflicted on her. Elena ensures the entire front of Irina's hips and the tops of her thighs are covered in mess before dropping to card plate to the floor.

"You can drop your dress now" says a grinning Elena. Irina is still standing in shock. Irina drops her dress as Elena picks up a large jug of at least 3 litres of bright yellow custard. Elena holds the jug out for Irina to see.

"What do you think the fans would want me to do with this Irina?" Asks Elena.

There is a pause but Irina then says "I think they would like you to pour it over my head."

"I thought so too!" Agrees Elena and she slowly but steadily pours the bright yellow custard over Irina's head. The thick wave of custard covers Irina's hair, the top half of her face, a thick stream runs down her back further messing her dress. One thick stream does run down her front over her right breast.

"Well Irina" says Elena as she puts down the empty jug "you have made a great debut on the blog. I am sure you will be very popular with the fans"

Irina wipes custard from her eyes and says, "I am certainly very messy. What do you think was best?"

"Well, the pie in your face was obviously very good, I thought the custard went really well over your head. But of course the pie on your bottom was a classic."

"Oh thank you. I feel a real part of the team!" Says Irina smiling "there is still lots of food left"

"I know. Ira really prepared hard for this"

"Perhaps I should get another pie in the face?" Asks Irina shyly.

"Of course! Good idea" laughs Elena "which one would you like Irina?"

"Something gooey and sticky" requests Irina

"Ok" Elena looks round and sees a pastry case full of toffee pudding "what about this?"

"That looks very tasty Elena" says Irina

"Would you like some Irina asks Elena?" Picking up the stacked pie.

"Yes please!" Says Irina.

Elena pushes the pie firmly in Irina's face. Elena gives the pie a twist or two to spread the pudding out over Irina's face and the leaves the cracked pastry case stuck to Irina's plastered face!

Just as Irina starts to pick pieces of pie off her face we hear the sound of someone entering the flat and a moment later Ira comes into the room! Ira is wearing her beige polo neck top with the full-length sleeves and a black skirt with black calf high boots.

"Oh great! You carried on without me!" Ira cries joyfully "and Irina you have done a great job of being our stand in Ira! You look a lovely mess!"

"Thank you. Elena here. Has done a good job of messing me up"

"I can see!" Agrees Ira "are your panties a mess as well Irina?"

"Pied back and front" chips in Elena.

"Oh great! Can I see?" Asks Ira.

Irina nods and lifts up her dress to show the mess of strawberry pudding pie over the front of her hips and once blue panties.

"Oh nice" says Ira "just turn around and bend over"

Again, Irina bends over and her dress is lifted up, her bottom still has mashed lemon meringue pie all over it.

"Oh Irina - you have a great bottom for mess" says Ira "I think it needs some more." Ira picks up a jug full of black current yoghurt and slowly pours it over Irina's bottom which is quickly covered and then thick streams of yoghurt run down the back of her legs!

Irina slowly straightens up "Oh my bottom is very messy now"

"You are a great mess" say Ira "and I am very grateful for you being here to stand in for me!"

"Oh you are welcome," says Irina shyly.

"But you know I think it's only fair that now I'm here I get a pie in the face for my blog and I'd like you to let me have it Irina!" Says Ira

"Well I will be glad to help" laughs Irina.

"Now what pie should I get?" Asks Ira.

"What about this lemon pudding pie?" Asks Elena picking up the deep pastry case heaped with lemon pudding and decorated with sliced strawberries she had suggested for Irina's face earlier. Elena is smiling and clearly happy that Ira is going to get some mess.

"A great choice! Do you agree Irina?" Asks Ira.

"It is a great pie for mess," comments Irina.

"Ok. I'll stand just here to be in a clear view and that let's you get a good swing." Ira moves to another spot in the kitchen.

"Slap that pie in her face!" Laughs Elena passing Irina the large pie.

"Let me have it Irina!" Says Ira.

"Ok!" Irina gets the pie up in throwing position and then swings it at Ira's smiling face. Ira ducks! Irina's swing carries on and with a huge 'splat' goes right in Elena's face! The pie is every bit as messy as Elena had said it would be. A thick splatter pattern is down the front of Elena's sky blue blouse and as the broken pastry base falls away her face is revealed thickly covered in lemon pudding with the odd slice of strawberry discernible in the mess. Elena stands still in shock.

"Oh Elena!" Cries Ira "you got messy again!" Irina meanwhile is giggling at Elena's sudden humiliation.

"Still it is good news you are getting messy on the blog again." Explains Ira. "We can deal with some audience requests! There was an email from 'Messygirldenim' who asked that you appear in some nice tight jeans which then get really messy!"

Elena turns to look at Ira but her expression is hidden under all the mess on her face.

"And I have a great idea what to do to mess your jeans up!" Continues Ira. Elena shakes her head at Ira but she just carries on "First we pull you jeans down as far as your thighs" Ira undoes Elena's jeans and pulls them down just clear of her thighs. We can now see that Elena is wearing some lacy lilac panties as she stands in profile to the camera.

"So now Irina and I mess up your panties Elena." Ira passes Irina a chocolate pudding pie and picks up one for herself. Elena looks like she makes a start toward pulling up her jeans but Ira pushes her pie onto the front of Elena's hips! Elena bends forward a bit as Ira rubs the pie in which is a great position for her to get Irina's pie on her bottom, which she does! Irina rubs the pie around over Elena's impressive behind.

Once Elena's hips are covered in mess the two paper plates are peeled off and Elena's jeans are pulled back up over the mess and done back up. Ira smiles at the camera and takes a large lemon cream cake that she shows to the camera. Irina giggles. Ira puts the cake on a stool, which she puts behind Elena. Elena seems paralysed by the mess in her jeans so can do nothing to stop herself being sat in the cake by Ira. The cake spreads as a marvellous mess over Elena's denim clad bottom as she sinks into it.

"Oh nearly done!" Says Ira picking up a litre carton of thick pouring cream and handing another to Irina. Ira pours the cream into Elena's lap and over her thighs and Irina follows her example with her carton. Elena looks down at her soaked jeans.

"I'm sure Messygirldenim liked that and we look forward to her comments" says a smiling Ira who the grabs Elena's knees and twists her round on her stool so that she is facing forward. From the way Elena's jaw drops open it must have felt pretty sticky.

"We have a request from 'Slapstickfan' who wonders why we have never used the squirty sauce bottle joke on the blog and I think we should correct that now!" Ira picks up a plastic hotdog stall style ketupe bottle and gives another to Irina. Ira squirts her bottle so that the steady jet of ketupe splatters in lines over Elena's satin pail blue blouse. Irina joins in with her bottle. Once the bottles are on their last third the two girls pull open Elena's blouse and fill the cups of her lacy bra with ketupe!

"Great fun!" Laughs Ira.

"Yes!" Agrees Irina who is clearly loving messing up Elena.

"Ok" says Ira "our last request today is from 'Trifle lover" who says he loves it whenever any of us girls gets a trifle put over our head but his favourite for this is Elena and he asks that she get another nice big trifle over her head as soon as possible!"

Elena stares ahead as Ira picks up a large bowl of layered trifle.

"Luckily we have just such a trifle here and I think Irina as our new blog member should get to put it over Elena's head!"

"Oh that would be great" squeals Irina and she takes the glass bowl full of trifle from Ira. Elena sits passively awaiting her trifle - she does not have to wait long. Irina upends the bowl over Elena's head and pushes it down while slightly twisting, trifle mess falls down all sides of Elena's head heavily covering her shoulders and leaving a broad messy trail down her back. Irina lifts the bowl of Elena's head to show it thickly plastered in lumpy multicoloured mess, Elena's thick brown hair has completely disappeared under mess.

"Oh that's great!" Says Ira admiring the very messy Elena. Elena slowly wipes her eyes.

"Well we have nearly finished our blog and both Irina and Elena have made great contributions but I still think I should get a pie in the face" comments Ira. "I think I should actually get all these remaining 8 pies in the face to set a new blog record! Do you two want to let me have the pies?"

This suggestion brings Elena back to life and she splutters "for sure!" Irina looks happy too and nods agreement. Elena gets up from her stool - the back of her jeans are really very messy.

"Ok I will stand here in the middle" Ira stands in the middle of the kitchen facing the camera and you two take turns to let me have it! Ok?"

"Yes" the other two say together. Irina picks up a raspberry pudding flan and Elena a pair of apple pur flans with cream topping.

Ira giggles and says "Ok here we go for a new blog record for pies in the face!"

Irina slaps her raspberry pudding pie in Ira's face, which makes a nice splat impact noise. Irina then smears the pie down the front of Ira's beige polo neck making it much messier than just the splatter from her face.

Ira does not move and Elena steps in to push her pair of pies onto both sides of Ira's face before smearing them back into her blonde hair. Ira is looking more messy now with her head covered in mess and her front and shoulders as well.

Irina pushes a lemon curd tart in Ira's face before smearing it up onto the top of her head and patting the pie down as a sort of messy hat.

Elena now has a firm toffee pudding pie, which she pushes in Ira's face, the top part of the broken crust sticks to Ira's face.

Irina has got behind Ira with a pair of simple paper plates loaded with cream that she uses to sandwich Ira's head! The plates also comically sticking to Ira's head.

Ira slowly wipes her eyes clear of accumulated mess. Most of her top seems to be covered in pie mess and there are streaks of various mess down the front of her black skirt. Elena is standing waiting with a red cherry flan.

"Ok!" Says Ira "that was great fun! Before I get this last pie from Elena I think I will say goodbye for the blog and thanks to my helpers Irina and Elena."

"Goodbye!" The other two say.

"Goodbye from me!" Says Ira and Elena slaps the pie in her face! The scene fades out with the flan crust stuck to Ira's face and the other two girls grinning at her!