Ira's Blog Part 11--A Quiz!By Messy IrinaPosted 8/25/19 646 views
The scene opens with a wide shot of the kitchen and the dinner area, Ira is there wearing a tight green long sleeved top with a lowish circular neck line, a purple skirt that is snug round the hips and then pleated to the knee, a pair of matching purple high heels and a small satin purple scarf tied round her neck. Encouragingly the flat surfaces in the room are covered in various food items.
"Hello again" says a smiling Ira "welcome back to the blog! I am glad you enjoyed the last entry with just me in it. Please keep the emails coming, I love to hear your ideas and today we are going to using one that has been suggested by lots of you. This suggestion is that we play a form of quiz on the blog! This seems a very popular idea so I hope it goes well and everyone likes it. Of course to have a competition you need an opponent and I am pleased to say that my great friend Tanya has agreed to play the game with me!"
And with this Tanya walks into the room wearing a black satin blouse, a snug grey skirt of mid thigh length, some black opaque stockings with a sheen finish and some knee high black boots.
"Hello Ira!"
"Tanya, welcome! You look nice."
"Thank you!"
"But too clean! I missed you on the last blog."
"I thought that was very funny! I loved it when you put the bowl of spaghetti over your own head!" laughs Tanya.
"Yes you and lots of others it seems!" agrees Ira with a smile "still I think you will be getting the mess today as I am going to win in this quiz in a big way"
"Oh no you are not it's me who will be winning and you getting messy" says Tanya.
"Well to ensure we get a fair result and to help us with the game we have asked someone to come and be quizmaster for us." Explains Ira "And I'm pleased to say its Elena who has agreed to run our game!"
Elena walks into the room, her dark thick hair is down in a bob, she is wearing some snug black trousers with a faint wide pinstripe in them. Her trousers flair below the knee over a pair of shiny black high heels, above the waist Elena wears a long sleeved tight white blouse with a frill collar. The blouse material is lightweight enough to clearly show the white lacy bra she has on beneath.
'Elena! Welcome back!" says Ira. "You were very popular on 9th blog!"
"Yes!" laughs Elena "thank you for showing me all the emails! I had no idea me getting completely trashed would be some popular!"
"Yes! You finally getting those pies on your bottom is rated one of the best moments of the whole blog" says Ira.
"Thank you." Says Elena blushing.
"But today you are just being quizmaster for Tanya's and my game, yes?"
"Yes," confirms Elena looking relieved to be off the subject of her being messy "I'm looking forward to it!"
"Good! I think it will be fun! Perhaps as Quizmaster you should explain the game Elena?" prompts Ira.
"OK. Well we are going to play 11 rounds of the quiz with a point for each round so we know we get a winner" Explains Elena "I pick a pie, pudding or something like that for each round and the winner gets a point and the chance to use that thing on her opponent!"
"Ok so how do we win points?" says Ira.
"It's a simple game, you look at a playing card from my deck of cards and have to say whether the next one is lower or higher! Very easy! When you get it right your opponent has to guess the next one, if you get it wrong you loose that round, get a bit messy and your opponent gets the point! Oh and aces are high."
"Ok!" agrees Tanya "I'm going to win!"
"We'll see," laughs Ira. "And the winner gets the prize in the envelope you have right Elena?"
"Yes, I don't know what that is but I have the envelope you gave me," confirms Elena.
"So how do we start?" asks Tanya "Its time Ira got messy again!"
Elena laughs "Well we need a first round 'prize' and I think that jug of custard would look great on either of you!" The jug Elena gestures at must have 2 litres of yellow custard in it.
"Ok! Lets start" says Ira.
"Ok" Elena picks up her deck of cards "as its Ira's blog I'm going to make her guess first!" Elena turns over the top card it's the Jack of Spades.
"Oh a good start!" says Ira "I say lower."
Elena flips the next card it's the six of hearts. "Correct Ira! So Tanya your turn"
"Well I must go for higher," says Tanya with a nervous giggle.
The next card is the ten of diamonds
"Back to you Ira" says Elena
"Lower!" says Ira. The next card is flipped and it's the Queen of Clubs! "Oh No" gasps Ira but then laughs.
Tanya is laughing too as she picks up the jug of custard!
"So Tanya wins the first round and gets a point and Ira I'm sorry to say you get the custard!" says a giggling Elena
"Yes I can see you are very upset," laughs Ira. "OK Tanya you had better let me have it" As ever there is a part of Ira which relishes the mess to come.
Tanya looks gleeful as she considers what to do with the custard for a moment before deciding on the classic answer! Tanya raises the jug up her intent to pour it over Ira's head clear. Ira smiles at the camera as the bright yellow liquid starts to land on top of her head, the yellow blob flattening and covering her hair as it spreads. Soon the custard is running down all of Ira's hair and making streams down her green top, Tanya has concentrated on covering Ira's hair so her face is only lightly splattered with custard.
Elena is giggling as the custard runs out, Tanya steps back to admire her handiwork.
Ira licks some of the custard off her top lip "Hmmmm tasty!" All three laugh.
"Ok" says Elena "are you ready for the second round?"
"Sure!" both contestants reply.
"Right. Well I think this time you should play for the large strawberry moose pie" Elena indicates a deep 18 inch wide pink pie.
"Good choice." Says Ira "I made that myself, it will look great on Tanya!"
"Oh we'll see!" retorts Tanya.
"Well since Ira lost the last round she has to guess first: says Elena showing Ira the Queen which had doomed her to the custard.
"Lower!" says Ira. Elena turns over the four of diamonds.
"Higher" from Tanya. The seven of diamonds appears.
Ira hesitates "Higher" The Ace of Hearts comes up.
"Lower" says Tanya quickly and the five of clubs is shown.
"Higher!" says Ira and the three of spades comes up.
"Oh No!" says Ira as Tanya laughs loudly.
"Oh dear Ira" says Elena with mock sympathy "you are two points down and you get the pie!
"Oh it's a beautiful pie Ira," says Tanya as she picks it up on her figure tips "I hope you enjoyed making it!"
"Thanks! I did, I wonder what it tastes like?" says Ira
"Try it!" urges Tanya and lets Ira have the pie squarely in the face. The strawberry moose is medium consistency so gives a nice thick but not too large a spatter pattern over Ira's shoulders. Tanya gives the pie a half twist and then smears it down Ira's front; as Ira's thickly coated face comes into view a thick pink smear is made down the front of Ira's green top! Tanya lets the cardboard bowl drop to the floor. Slowly Ira wipes her eyes of mess and then licks her lips.
"Hmmm" says Ira "quite tasty!" The other two laugh at Ira.
"Are you sure you want to carry on Ira?" asks Tanya with a grin.
"Oh yes! There is still time to win!" replies Ira.
"Ok" says a giggling Elena "Ira you have to guess first again as the looser"
"But what are we playing for this round?" asks Ira
"Oh yes! Sorry" says Elena "I think we should play for a double prize this time. Those two yoghurt pies!" The pies Elena gestures at are deep paper plates stacked with greek yoghurt and topped with strawberry jam.
"Oh Ira those will make a mess!" says Tanya.
"Yes! On you I hope!" says Ira wiping a bit more pie away from her eyes.
"Well we will see" says Elena "Ira you need to guess! The last card was the three of spades"
"Well higher then!" says Ira. Elena flips over the nine of hearts.
"Lower" says Tanya nervously. It's the eight of spades.
"Oh so close" says Ira. "Lower" the six of clubs comes up.
Tanya pauses and says "Higher" and Elena flips over the two of diamonds! Ira cheers and Tanya squeals!
Elena is laughing again but says "So Ira makes a point up and Tanya gets the double pie prize!"
"Oh Good!" laughs Ira. But Ira does not reach for the pies but surprises Elena and Tanya by reaching for Tanya's blouse; this she undoes all the way down the front and opens up the black satin to reveal Tanya's black lacy bra beneath! Then Ira picks up the two yoghurt pies! The other two look amazed that Ira has thought of this but she does indeed slap the pies on Tanya's breasts, twisting the to ensure her black lace bra cups are full and soaked. Ira spreads the yoghurt all over Tanya's bare front from her neck to her stomach! When the pies are finished Ira drops the paper plates to the floor and slowly does up Tanya's blouse before carefully pressing all of its front against Tanya's yoghurt plastered skin! Ira has a fair amount of yoghurt on her hands so carefully wipes them on the sleeves of Tanya's blouse
Tanya has been stoic through all this but now looks down at the mess of her front and using thumb and forefinger peels part of the blouse off her skin. There is a faint wet sucking peeling noise as she tries this!
Elena had been giggling behind her hands during Tanya's humiliation but now gets her act together and says.
"OK so on to the next round! I think this time you should play for the big lemon cake!" Elena points at a bright yellow cake some 18 inches across.
"Oh Tanya! That will looks so good in your face," laughs Ira. "It's a really creamy cake!"
"Oh we will see," replies Tanya recovering some of her spirit.
"OK, Tanya you have to guess first," instructs Elena. "Last card was two of diamonds so not too hard!"
"True" says Tanya "higher!"
Elena flips over the King of Spades "Correct! Ira?"
"Lower!" And Elena flips over the Jack of Diamonds.
"Lower!" says Tanya without prompting.
Elena turns over the nine of clubs. "Ira?"
"Lower again!" says Ira.
Elena flips over the card and it's the ten of hearts.
"Oh no!" mutters Ira
"Yes!" cries Tanya.
"Indeed! Tanya goes to three one in the lead and Ira gets the cake!" confirms Elena.
Tanya is all smiles now, her slimy front forgotten. Tanya steps over to the passive Ira, reaches round her and undoes the back of Ira's purple skirt and then pulls it down. This reveals that Ira has purple panties on to match her skirt and shoes.
"Nice matching panties Ira" says Tanya with a giggle.
"Well I had a feeling they might end up on show" says Ira.
"It's ok, I'll try to cover them up again!" promises Tanya, making all three of them giggle.
Tanya then turns to the large bright yellow cake and makes her intention clear by taking it and putting it on a chair. Ira gives the camera a look that even through the mess on her face clearly says 'I know I'm getting sat in that'.
Tanya pushes the chair so it is sideways to the camera and stands the submissive Ira in front of it. Ira turns to smile at the camera as Tanya grasps her by the shoulders. Then Tanya pulls Ira back who sits right in the large cake! Ira was right it is a very creamy cake and it spreads out around her bottom really well. Lemon mess completely covers the back of Ira's purple panties and oozes down the back of her thighs.
"Ooooooooohhhhh." Groans Elena at the sight. Tanya just giggles. Ira just passively sits in the mess for a little while before slowly getting up turning so the camera can see the thick plastering of mess over her bottom before fully straightening up.
"Ready for another round" asks Tanya with a big smile.
"Oh yes" says Ira.
"OK" says Elena who is clearly enjoying the show these two are putting on "I think we should play for the bowl of spaghetti in tomato sauce.
"Just like the one you got over your head in the last blog Ira" chips in Tanya.
"Let's add that can of spray on cream to the round as well," says Elena getting more excited.
"Ok!" agrees Ira.
"So Ira, the last card was the ten of hearts," says Elena "Higher or lower Ira?"
"Lower I think," says Ira. Elena flips the card and it is the four of spades.
"Tanya?"
"Higher!"
The nine of diamonds appears.
"A bit tricky Ira" says Elena.
"Hmmm well I still think lower," says Ira.
Elena slowly turns over the card but Ira is right it's the four of diamonds!
"Tanya?" asks Elena
"Higher for sure" says Tanya confidently, but when Elena flips the card it is two of hearts.
"No!" cries Tanya "so unfair"
"Sorry Tanya" says Elena in her official referee voice Ira gets the point and you get the mess!
Tanya is such cheerful soul she is still smiling and indeed so is Ira who starts to shake the aerosol can of cream. Once Ira has given it a good shake she proceeds to give the bowl of slimy pasta a top layer of white fluffy cream.
"So Tanya can you guess where this is going?" asks Ira with a laugh.
"Over my head" says Tanya meekly.
"Exactly!" says Ira picking up the sizable bowl. Tanya stands facing the camera hands clasped in front of her hips. Ira stands to her left so as not to block the view. Ira lets Tanya stand for a moment in anticipation and then flips the bowl over her head! Spaghetti in tomato sauce with white cream streaks splatters down all sides of Tanya head, pilling up on her shoulders before beginning to slide down her black blouse. Ira gives the bowl a couple of twists before lifting it off. Tanya's long thick black hair is nearly completely plastered down with the mess, most of her face is covered. Ira still has about half the can of squirty cream left so she builds a cone of cream on the top of Tanya's head while giggling at her. Only once this s done does Tanya slowly wipe her eyes.
"Oh Tanya! You look just as good as I did in the last blog!" comments Ira.
"I agree" chips in a giggling Elena.
"Thank you both" mutters Tanya but she is struggling not to giggle.
"Ok, so Ira gets a point back and its 3 2 but Tanya still has the advantage." Says Elena "I think for this round we will go for the pair of apple sauce and cream flans, they would look good on either of you" Elena giggles.
"You are very kind Elena." Says Ira
"Not at all! It's very true" says Elena "So we need to start the round. Tanya you need to guess but it's an easy two"
"True!" agrees Tanya "Higher"
Elena flips over a six of diamonds.
Ira thinks and says "Higher"
A jack of clubs appears.
Tanya again looks confident and says, "Lower"
But good fortune has abandoned Tanya because Elena flips over a King of Hearts!
"Oh not again!" says Tanya.
"Yes again!" cries Ira as she picks up the first heaped applesauce and cream flans! "Now Tanya please turn around and bend over!"
Tanya knows what this means for her "Oh no my poor panties" and giggles before turning round so she is facing away from the camera. Tanya bends forward and while Elena laughs Ira uses her free hand to lift up Tanya's short grey skirt, flopping it over onto her back. This leaves a great view of Tanya's behind in some simple black panties, which make a great look combined with her black stockings.
Ira slaps the flan on Tanya's bottom quite hard, stewed apple and cream explode down the back of Tanya's legs and she gives a small cry of shock! Ira rubs the flan around, spreading the mess around, she is able to scoop some of the mashed flan up and slip it into the back of Tanya's panties. This makes Elena laugh out loud! Ira picks up the second flan and slaps it home, the impact noise is wetter this time, mess quickly spreads down the back of Tanya's thighs and some of the mess in the back of her panties oozes out. Tanya lets out a deep groan accompanied by Elena's laughing! Once the flan is fully pulped Ira lets the remains go and then drops Tanya's skirt back over her very messy bottom and then presses the skirt into the mess!
"Oh that was well done!" comments Elena.
"Thank you" replies Ira. Tanya makes no comment as she straightens up but she is moving a bit gingerly.
"OK we should have another round because now we have a tie! I think we should play for two items again because you have prepared so much food for this! I pick the jug of clear unset honey and the lemon meringue pie!" says Elena.
"Oh that is going to make a sticky mess on you Tanya" laughs Ira.
"We'll see," says Tanya regaining some spirit after the humiliation of her bottom plastering.
"Well as you lost Tanya you must guess again Tanya" says Elena with a great smile; she is clearly enjoying her role in this. "The last card was a King of Hearts."
"So lower!" says Tanya. Elena flips over the seven of hearts.
Ira thinks for a moment and says "Lower". Elena flips over a nine of clubs! Tanya squeals with delight.
"Oh dear Ira" say Elena "Tanya is back in the lead and you get some more mess"
"It seems so" says Ira but she manages a smile with it.
Tanya picks up the jug of honey with relish steps over to Ira and while giggling pulls open the front of Ira's purple panties and starts to pour the honey into them! By the nature of the honey this takes a while and Ira's panties are not able to hold all the honey so think lines of it are soon running down her thighs! One the jug is empty Tanya picks up the lemon meringue pie, shows it to Ira and then slaps it on the front of Ira's hips before screwing the pie in.
"Oooooooooohhhhhhh" goes Elena as Tanya lets the pie base drop away from Ira's very sticky hips. "Those panties look ruined"
Ira cannot speak but just nods her agreement. Tanya laughs.
"Well onto the next round and I think for this we should play for the two coolwhip pies" says Elena pointing at two pastry cases full of the white mess.
"And Ira you need to guess as you lost the last round! The last card was a nine!"
"Well lower then" says Ira. Elena turns over a 6 of spades.
Tanya thinks but says "Lower!" And is delighted when the 3 of diamonds comes up.
Ira relaxes a bit and says "Higher" and a 10 of clubs is flipped over.
Tanya says "Lower" and gasps when a Queen of Diamonds appears!
"Oh Tanya" laughs Elena "Looks like the scores are even and you get those two pies!"
"Indeed" says Ira grinning. Ira picks up the first of the big pastry cases filled with white gloop! Tanya manages a small resigned smile and Ira pushes the pie in her face. The pie easily covers the front of Tanya's head and white mess sprays out over her black mess-soaked blouse. While Tanya is standing there with the pie stuck to her face Ira lifts up the front of Tanya's short grey skirt and slaps the second pie on the front of her hips, completely covering her black panties in white mess and crushed pastry case.
While Tanya wipes her eyes in a slightly bent position Elena manages to stop laughing and say "Well it is a draw and we have one final round to go so I think for this we need something messy. What should it be? Hmmmmmm. Oh! I know the bucket of chocolate sauce! That will be a great finish!"
Both Tanya ad Ira look at the large bucket full of a chocolate custardy type sauce.
"So Tanya. You have to pick again" says Elena "but the last card was a Queen, so not too tough"
"Lower" says Tanya still wiping pie away from her mouth. Elena flips over a 8 of clubs.
"Tough choice for Ira" says Elena.
"Higher" says Ira.
Elena takes her time turning the card but Ira is safe because it is an Ace of Spades.
"Lower!" Tanya says and a 5 of hearts is flipped over.
"Higher" says Ira nervously but again she is ok because an 8 of hearts turns over.
"Now a tough one for Tanya!" says a very excited Elena!
Tanya considers and says "Lower"
Elena teases with the card again but up comes a 3 of diamonds!
Great play here!" say Elena.
Ira is confident when she says "Higher" but Elena flips over a two of spades!
"No!" cries Ira and laughs.
"Oh yes!" counters Elena "Tanya is our winner and Ira you get the bucket!"
Ira makes a mock miserable face. Tanya picks up the bucket and says
"Take a seat Ira!"
Ira sits down on the remains of the yellow cake she had sat in earlier. Tanya lifts the bucket up.
"Oh go on let her have it!" urges Elena.
Tanya slowly pours the sauce over Ira's head. The light brown thick sauce covers Ira's already messy head and then pours down off her face to splatter down her front, pool in her lap before dribbling off her knees and down onto her shoes. Tanya moves some of the stream backward so it runs down the back of Ira's green top!
"Oh well done Tanya!" says Elena "and congratulations on winning!"
Tanya smiles broadly through the mess on her face, Ira sits still in her humiliation.
"What is my prize?" asks Tanya.
"Oh yes I almost forgot the prize" admits Elena and pulls the envelope out of the pocket of her tight black pinstripe trousers and hands it to Tanya. Tanya opens the envelope as Ira wipes her eyes clear of thick chocolate mess.
"What does it say?" asks Elena.
Tanya reads out card "The winner of the game gets to use all the remaining messy items as she wants!" Tanya looks very pleased.
"Oh Ira!" laughs Elena "that is not good for you there is so much left!"
"Oh well!" says Ira with a smile.
"Well you had better start Tanya!" says Elena.
"I will" says Tanya and she picks up a 15 inch sponge base pie stacked with bright pink pudding and decorated with a few finely sliced strawberries. Tanya gets the pie up on the flat of her hand and steps over toward Ira.
"Where are you going to put that lovely pie?" asks Elena looking at Ira.
"Hmmmmmmm." Says Tanya "I think right here!" and with that Tanya slaps the pie right in Elena's face! Strawberry pudding radiates down Elena's tight cotton blouse; blobs all over her frilly collar. Pink mess is all in the front of Elena's thick dark hair. The barely broken sponge base is stuck to Elena's face. Elena is completely still. Tanya laughs along with Ira.
Tanya picks up a jug of custard, pulls open the front of Elena's trousers and pours the custard into them. Elena's nice black pinstripe trousers are tight so it takes a while to get the custard into them! Just as Tanya is finishing Elena claws the sponge base of her face, her open mouth appears in the thick pink mess covering her face.
"Nicely done" says Ira.
"Thank you!" Tanya replies brightly "as it was so close would you like to share the prize?"
"That is very kind, I think I will!" and Ira gets up from the chair crosses over to the table picks up a jug of maple syrup. Ira then slowly pours it down the front of Elena's blouse and into the white lacey bra clearly visible beneath!
Tanya meanwhile has a jug of single cream which she patiently pours down the back of Elena's trousers enjoying watching them turn wet and creamy!
Ira takes a large bowl of trifle that she shows the still speechless Elena before putting it over her head and twisting it down! The effect on Elena's hairstyle is catastrophic and pulped trifle splatters down round her shoulders. After a moment's pause Ira lifts the bowl to show the complete mess of Elena's head!
Tanya has meantime got a 1 and half litre bottle of raspberry drinking yoghurt which she proceeds to pour down the back of Elena's blouse! This quickly turns the entire back of the blouse and wet slimy pink.
Ira takes a lemon meringue pie and twists it into the front of Elena's hips! Elena groans as her trousers are further ruined and the custard inside them is rubbed around.
Tanya clears the chair of old mess and puts a fresh large cream cake on the seat!
"Oh no not that as well" splutters Elena with a weak laugh.
"Yes of course you need to have a rest Elena after all that hard work as quizmaster," laughs Ira as she and Tanya manoeuvre Elena in front of the chair, which is still side onto the camera. After a moment of contemplation, the two girls sit Elena down in the huge cake! Creamy cake oozes out around all sides of Elena's very shapely behind as well as up between her thighs.
Tanya and Ira turn the chair round so Elena is facing the camera. Each of them then take a simple cream pie and smear it down one of Elena's slim firm thighs. Elena cannot help but giggle now as she is further messed up.
Ira and Tanya stand behind Elena and Ira says "Well it is time to go but we hope you enjoyed our little game and thanks to Elena for being our quizmaster and prize!"
"I can't believe you did this to me" laughs Elena.
"Ok good bye and email us!" says Ira.
The scene fades out as Tanya and Ira rub a pair of lemon cheesecakes over Elena's breasts!