Hello and welcome to My site on UMD...

This is My very first blog (on here) I promise I will continue to write and keep you up to date on all things messy.

It could be an exciting weekend with a bet riding on Me winning Burnout 3 - the forfeit being the loser gets messy! I haven't played in ages but I am confident I can come out on top.

I have uploaded a few films which are just waiting approval and these will be followed shortly by further material containing lots more gunge, custard and whatever I can lay My hands.

Thinking ahead for December and what Christmas themed clips I can be doing.

Keep Kinky