After all the planning and anticaption I finally popped my WAM cherry.
As expected it was wonderful; a pretty overwhelming & at times surreal experience but one that Im already looking forward to repeating (although no idea when this will be).

I had to laugh as I stood in my kitchen preparing things in a french maid outfit and stockings. Good job my flatmates were many miles away as it would have taken some explaining had anyone walked in at that moment! (Although 30 minutes later when i was still in the maid outfit but now covered in custard and rice pudding would perhaps have been even more awkward).

After all the build up my hands were shaking as I cut open the custard cartons, what a wonderful smell, and opened the tins of rice pudding and carefully placed it all in the bathtub ready for the pervy fun to commence.

To get things started I mixed together some custard and rice pudding in a big bowl, it felt heavenly mixing it up with my hands so decided to leave this treat for the grand finale. I then began filling my dress with rice pudding (which helped create a shapely bosom) and warm custard. Next the underwear was filled and Im sure Im preaching to the converted when I say this felt absolutely amazing.
I found myself fascinated by how silky the custard felt as I rubbed it over my arms and stockinged legs, and when I had a rummage in my underwear it felt even better.

Once id snapped out of this it was time for custard and melted ice cream over my head. As I peered into the mirror it was clear to see I was looking quite a state but wasnt finished yet, that big bowl of custard and rice pudding was sat innocently waiting to be upended all over this very messy maid.
Got to say this was maybe the pick of the messy bunch, felt heavy and all enveloping as i tipped it over my head and ensured I was left in a complete mess! Texture felt lovely as i rubbed it in all over. Definitely one to try again!

The one thing I will say about it all which I hadnt appreciated before was that when youre finished its a pretty bizarre (and tiresome) experience cleaning after yourself. I guess at least I was correctly attired in a (now very messy) maids outfit, but as I scooped out the mess out of the bath and got as much off me as I could it did feel pretty surreal. That aside though wouldnt change it for the world, I think its safe to say after years of being a watcher only Im now an enthuastic convert to actually getting messy.

Only questions now are how long till my next session? (Basically how long till i can guarantee an empty house)

What to use? (Quite fancy a good pieing)

And which saucy little outfit to trash next? (Always had a thing for nurses uniforms)