So.......it's been a while since I had a really good session, what with my big pool being trashed by NastyGunge's mess, and the general "can't be arsed" moods which seem to set in this time of year.
Whilst having a nosey through the classifieds, I see a chap in Manchester wants to pie a woman.....do I answer??? He's a long time lurker and WAM virgin...Hmmmmmm......

Well, I answer, don't I - he seems a nice chap, we chat on line and get to know each other a bit better. He's really up for it and wants to do it for real, instead of webcam sessions with the WAM glitterati. We arrange a date, buy supplies and the countdown begins........

The deed takes place in a local Premier Inn (classy joints with nice bathrooms, lol) - we both have sports bags full of goddies and mine has buckets, bowls, tarps, mixing untensils et al. Pretty soon we are mixing away - colouring foam, mixing dessert pudding and cake batter - I know I'm getting excited, mixing stuff up is all part of the experience for me. I get giddy and silly (more so than usual!) and a bit over exuberant haha. Finally we end up with.....
2 large buckets of foam (1 blue 1 yellow)
2 small buckets of foam (1 red another blue)
2 large bowls of angel delight (choc and strawb)
1 large bowl of Birds Instant whip (like coolwhip)
2 bowls of cake batter (coloured green and blue respectively)
about 6 cartons of custard
4 cans of squirty cream
some small pots of jelly

As my partner in slime is a virgin, let him start off proceedings with some basic foamy pies. I perch on the bath edge, wearing a nice little black jersey dress, stockings and suspenders, a cami top and black peep toe heels. Looking my most demure I sit back and take what's coming.....in bucket loads! My whole head is enveloped in bright yellow foam, followed by a red and blue pie sandwich - wonderful!!!! Then we try the Angel Delight - I have mixed it so it's thick n gloopy. That too is applied liberally to my face and my boobs and down my bra it goes - bloody cold, but hey Next my derriere is pounded by more foamy pies and I get a great big pie wedgie - cold dessert!! By this time the dress is pretty much plastered - Off it comes....I then kneel in the tub and it gets serious.....out comes the slime!!!! I am instantly turned into a smurf, and get a foamy top for a hat - someone was really getting into this, and it wasn't just me )) Stuff was being poured in my pants (front and back) *Note cold jelly in the pants was a new and "interesting" experience lol*

By this time, the tub was filling nicely with lots of colour, pretty psychadelic looking, so I decided to sit down properly and have a wallow and splash around, trying to get my buddy with splats of foam and slime ( he was FAR TOO CLEAN!!!!) I insisted on a messy hug, all nice and squishy, and a soggy snog lol! To be honest, I let him off lightly - he got the messy cuddle and a pie to the face, but he throroughly enjoyed himself - almost as much as me

Hopefully, we will meet again - besides, I have a score to settle mwhahaha!!!! Should have some pics up by the end of the week (fingers crossed) We were gonna video, but the bathroom was a bit too small, besides, we were too busy having fun and getting messy (Oh to have a wet room lol!)