MyPieRogative what can I say but 5 out of 5, 10 out of 10, 5 Stars out of 5, I think you dear reader might be getting the picture, but how did I come to that conclusion I hear you ask? Read on and find out.

I had been an occasional lurker on UMD only joining in March 2017, so when I saw the post on UMD advertising that MyPieRogative was coming over for messy sessions, I was a little dubious about the whole thing, thinking that it could be a con. I did some research and found that she was across the forums and seemed reasonable. At this stage my lizard brain was still saying it could be a con but the other part of my brain was quoting from one of my favourite movies 'Paul' where Paul the Alien says 'Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.' And that's what I did firing off an email to enquire about a session.

After some emails back and forth, a deposit was sent and I was still a little cynical that it could have been a con, but my mind had begun the planning process about what we could do on the day. After some thought process I came up with some ideas, which MyPieRogative liked the sound of.

I was lucky enough to meet MyPieRogative at the London Splosh Games (LSG) 2 (you can read my blog on it here: https://umd.net/blogs/i/london-splosh-games-two--9th-july-2017/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fwhitestar%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F ) In meeting her, one, I now knew she was real and two, I thought what had I let myself in for? as she was a larger than life character. In the blog you will read about my black and red PVC playsuit needing a good send off, and boy did it get one!

Having met MyPieRogative at the LSG we had arranged to meet at a Tram stop close to the studio, even though we had met at the LSG, I think we were both slightly nervous of each other now it was on a one to one basis. However, that would soon change as we arrived after a short drive at the Studio we were going to be using. The studio belonged to MessyPhotoShoots https://umd.net/profile/messyphotoshoots and I had previously been there for the shoots of Axa Jay, Sapphire and Maude which you can see on my profile. These shoots were shared shoots with other photographers but this would be the first time I had done a messy shoot on a one to one basis. Lucky enough MessyPhotoShoots agreed to help me with the lighting (which is something I am still learning) and assist with the gunge throwing (not that he needed much persuasion!) After the introductions I needed to get the costumes and messy supplies out of my car, I was prepared to do this myself but MyPieRogative insisted on giving me a hand in bringing the stuff in. As we were doing this we were chatting and this is where I knew we were going to have a great day.

After some discussion, we worked out the shooting schedule that would be best suited for the studio. The first shoot was to be a fetish themed prisoner shoot. The first few shots were purely fetish related using some claws and a zebra themed chair, these will be going on Fetlife profile. These were a good warm up to move into the sploshing prisoner shoot. This is where MyPieRogative really came alive and acted in the way I wanted. She really loves getting messy; which was shown through her comments and facial expressions. The photos will be on my profile at some point.

The next scene was 'The Mask' this was where I would have MyPieRogative in 'The Mask' costume finding another mask, putting it on and 'The Mask' would turn into the mad, bad, gorgeous MyPieRogative! On trying to explain on email what the scene would involve, I don't think MyPieRogative really understood, but on seeing the costume and the messy props, I think there was a light bulb moment and something was switched on and released. This is where the Five Star moments come in as MyPieRogative went for it, trying to replicate the moves of 'The Mask' and I don't think I have ever laughed so much during a shoot. In the film, towards the end 'the Mask' is being shot at and manages to avoid a number of bullets through extraordinary moves. Now I acknowledge the yellow suit was not worn in this movie scene, but MyPieRogative did try and replicate the moves as you can see in the photos. MessyPhotoShoots had the enviable task of being the shooter and on being told he had to miss on the first few shots, he said the gunge blaster didn't aim very well and he couldn't guarantee a miss. Yes, I am sure that was the case. After the misses, he was released to carry out more gunge attacks and he was surprisingly on target as you can see from the photos.

At the end of the shoot, it was suggested that we should start a forum thread getting UMD members to guess who might be behind 'The Mask'. As part of this, I thought it would be a good idea for MyPieRogative to give some misdirection as to whom it could be and she was not to reveal it to anyone else. So when people started posting on the thread that they knew who it was but were going to tell at least I knew others could keep the secret. Note to self: MyPieRogative may not be the best 'secret' keeper!!!

After the mask shoot we moved onto a Christmas themed shoot. Now I am not going to say much about this but come December the 1st watch out for a very messy advent calendar, 24 messy items used and an appearance by Super Santa!

Earlier in my blog I mentioned, my black and red PVC playsuit needing to get a good send off! Oh boy did it get one or what! We still had items left over from the shoot, so guess where they were going? Yup, that's right over me! Having got MyPieRogative messy all day, I think she wanted some payback and I found her sadistic streak coming out!

I am now in my PVC playsuit sat on a chair wondering what was going to happen, as MyPieRogative had definitely taken charge of the situation and was now cracking a load of eggs into a jug. Now, if you have read my blogs before you will know I have sensitive skin and when I play with people I do warn them but I think it can still come to shock to some people about how much I can shriek when gunge et al comes into contact with my skin. The eggs were poured over my head and down inside my playsuit and yes, I did shriek and I think that 'egged' MyPieRogative on even more. Me I was 'eggstatic' and having and 'eggcellent' time 'cracking' these jokes. After the eggs, came the custard, which luckily MessyPhotoShoots had placed on the radiator to warm through, apart from one packet this came as a shock and with another shriek! Pies, cakes and gunge were all used. At this stage the PVC Playsuit was completely trashed and ripped, so I then moved onto naked cake sitting! The playsuit had got the sending off it deserved. I then had the opportunity to cover the now naked MyPieRogative in custard and provide a messy massage all the time laughing and joking.

It then came to what in my opinion is the hardest part of any messy session, the clean up! Both MyPieRogative and I got cleaned up and then it was the case of cleaning MessyPhotoShoots studio. All three of us took part in this and MyPieRogative ably helped out too.

It was my 45th Birthday the week after this session and I had booked it as a birthday present to myself. I am so glad I did.

I would like to thank MessyPhotoShoots for the hire of his studio and his able ability to set up the lighting, throw the gunge and general good guy support on the day.

Now what can I say about MyPieRogative well, she captured a piece of my heart on that day, she is a great model, she is gorgeous, has a good heart and is willing to get stuck in and help, it was so obvious that she loves her sploshing, she is humorous and patient (she put up my with my puns!) she was open to ideas and provided solutions where I wasn't sure where I was going with the shots. After the initial anxiousness that I always feel meeting new people, I relaxed around her and found her to be magnificent and well deserving of 5 out of 5, 10 out of 10, 5 Stars out of 5 or any other excellence award.

If you ever get the chance to book MyPieRogative and have a session with her, do you preparation, talk to her about what you what to get out of it and you will have a great time.

I dropped MyPieRogative back at the tram stop after the studio was left in the condition we found it and her parting words to me were:

'You have one of the nicest penis's I have ever seen'

How can you not love this girl?