UMD Stories

You asked for it.
Story by jpierce
Posted 5/16/25     870 views
3
1
2
So one day while on UMD I stumble across this interesting profile that reads " I would like to get my first non solo pieing" I decide what the heck and send this girl Kristen a message. Not expecting a reply, however she did reply and just happened to be in my area. So we exchanged messages a few times and then emails. She had told me she had experimented with pies pudding and done some messy wrestling in the past. The intriguing part, Kristen was a professional photographer and I don't know if she had taken photos of herself messy. Surely shooting weddings she must have seen cakes being pushed into a bride or grooms face and I am willing to bet she got some butterflies as she watched, maybe dreaming of one day being pied herself. Kristen didn't really let on to her fetishes so I figured again what the heck!

After we got to know one another we decided to meet up, I asked that she bring a camera along and make sure the batteries were charged and the SD card had plenty of space. Wink wink. I had my own plan to give Kristen her first messy session. We met at a local restaurant. Perkins is know for their pies, I knew this first hand. We met outside by the front door, we smiled said hello and gave each other a hug like we were old friends. We sat at a booth and had a drink, I actually was at a loss for words and was quite nervous. We both had agreed to wear sweats as it was a cool day and in case, well you know, someone got messy. She was wearing grey sweats and a pair of knee high pink Ugg boots, I caught a glimpse of her grey socks peeking out of the top of her boots. I don't know if she knew I had a thing for boots and socks but she sure had my attention. I wore some blue sweat pants and a mustard colored yellow sweat hoodie and sneakers.

We talked about all kinds of things, after a bit of small talk I just looked her straight in her blue eyes, her long hair kind of wavy framed her lovely face and draped a bit over her shoulders. Her grey turtleneck hugged her chin. I just said, Kristen I could just stare at you all day, but I think we need to go outside as I have a surprise for you. "Oh really" you say " a surprise for me? " Just then the waitress returned with the check. Here you go sir as another waitress wheeled out a cart with 6 boxed pies on it. Your eyes lit up and you placed your hand over your mouth. I had the biggest smirk on my face, "oh yeah I almost forgot I ordered a few pies to go" 2 banana cream, 2 coconut cream and 2 chocolate cream pies. As she places them 3 high on our table, you can't resist to open a box and take a peek. The waitress thanks us and says as she walks off smiling back at us. "someone really likes pie"

You just smile while peering down at the pie, OH my god J these pies are huge and they look so yummy, you dip your finger deep into the cream topping and with a evil seductive grin you smear your cream covered finger down from the top of my nose dragging it down to my lips then gently shoving your finger into my lips "Here try my pie" as you make me lick it off as you slip it in and out of my lips. " Oh you are a a naughty girl" You giggled and say " maybe I am! You peer at me with this mischievous grin. We bag up the pies and walk out to the parking lot. I walked over to my truck and grabbed a camping chair and another bag. You grabbed your camera and we walked around the back of the building and found a grassy area behind a block wall.

Now I remember you saying " I don't scare easy" I have no intention of making you uncomfortable so if at any time you feel the need just say "STOP" . You giggle and say "ok if you say so Mr.Pie" I do say so and your gonna have to pay for smearing cream in my face in front of the whole restaurant, You laugh, well you did say you fancy humiliation. Well you got me there, it did get me excited. I take your camera and take some photos of you sitting in the chair with your legs crossed and your hand on your chin with such a sexy look on your face. You then say "So who gets their three pies first?" I think you should be up first, I take a banana cream pie from the box and hold it up in front of you, So you have been waiting so long for this, Haven't you Kristen? Don't you dream of having a pie like this pushed into your lovely face? Oh yes you answer with delight. Well then lets get you ready. Hold this pie, I grab your camera and you pose with the pie in hand, then I hand you a second one for more photos, you make some silly faces while palming the pies like a waitress ready to serve them.

I take the pies away and you make a sad face. I set them aside and push you back in the chair, from my bag I pull out a roll of duct tape, now this is to make sure you don't try anything funny. I tape your wrists to the arms of the chair. "oh my your a naughty one. you giggle and smile. I then wrap some tape around your waist and the back of the chair for good measure. "hows that for naughty I say" You laugh out loud " you think some tape will keep me in line? You have no idea pal. you giggle. You wiggle a bit and realize I have you just where I want you. "So Kristen how bad do you want to get pied? Oh real bad J, this is something I have wanted for so long. "really you don't say" lol. I couldn't help but notice your lovely boots. I kneel down, hey pal what do you think your doing? Well we wouldn't want to get these nice boots messy now. But, but my feet have been sweating, they prob stink. I slip them off your feet one at a time, I notice your socks are a bit damp. You know Kristen I have a boot and sock fetish as well thanks to my x roommate. "really now. you don't say? " Do you like my boots? Yes Kristen they are lovely, so soft too. So J what if I wanted you to smell my boots, would you like that? Well yes I would. " Seeing you just took them off without asking then you should have to smell them. "you really want me to do that Kristen? Yes do it. hold my boot up to your face, oh wow it smells very musty and sweaty. I pull it away. OH smelly is it? now bury your face in the boot opening. Well maybe I shouldn't, I say. oh yeah you should. I want to see just how much you really like boots and socks. Now go for it. get your face in there. I slowly pull the boot opening up to my face. Oh my. Yeah J that's it make a good seal. You just can't help but laugh.

How's that smell J? "oh my its. its" you interrupt. YOU LOVE It Don't you? Now the other one. oh yeah you really like my pink boots huh? Yes Kristen. I want you to pull your hoodie up over your heard, then slip your hands into my boots. all the way in. my hands slip in as my fingers slide into the toe of each boot. wow what a nice look, you laugh, How does that feel? Soft and damp. You then lift both legs up and place them on my shoulders. Your sweat pants are tucked into your slouchy damp boot socks. Now this would be a heck of a photo huh J. Oh yes it would. You wiggle your toes then slip your socked feet inside my hoodie and start rubbing your damp socks all over my neck and ears rubbing the smell of your socks into my skin. You proceed to rub them all over my face and smear the smell into my nostrils. You have me sweating now, Kiss them J. you know you want to. I kiss them and you slowly push your socked toes into my lips and make me suck on your damp smelly socked toes. I am overrun with the smell of your feet. socks and boots as you cover me in your smell.

I can't believe this is happening. but cannot argue. I slowly slip my hands out of your boots and pull your feet down beside the chair legs slip off your socks and tape your ankles to the chair legs. I think you should have all six of these pies. Don't you agree Kristen? " Well you paid for them so...Shhh. Kristen do you still think you can get free now? You squirm and wiggle, but your stuck. So my cutie pie, how long have you waited for this day? Oh J it seems like forever. "Just look at these pies Kristen they are so heaping with cream, big and heavy. You squirm some more. Oh you tease your killing me with anticipation. So tell me Kristen do you really want this pie? " oh yes I really do! Oh just do it! you say out loud. Please. please. please let me have it J, I deserve it, I want to feel that cream all in my face. I'm begging you. please do it. pie my baby! " I place one hand behind your head and hold the pie just in front of your lovely face. Maybe I should just smash it in your face huh? "oh yes J" smear it in real good? Yes.. Please pie me. Twist it back and forth? over and over? I step back and pick up your camera snap off a few more pics. What are you doing? I thought you wanted to pie me? Oh Kristen you will get your wish. I picked up one of your socks and gently pull it into your lips from behind, wrap it around your head and tie it in place.

Now we both know what your socks taste like. mmmpppfffff is all you could muster. I snap 2 more pics with your camera. Say Pie Kristen. I pick up a pie and stand behind you, then push it down atop your head, twisting and turning it grinding it into your hair as pie slides down your hair and face. I leave the tin and you wear the pie like a new hat. More pics of course. lol. You look so sexy Kristen, you wiggle and try to speak. I pick up a second pie and stand beside you. You play along shaking your head nooooo, mmppff with muffled cries for me to spare you. I place me hand on the back of your head and push the pie into your waiting face, smearing, smushing, twisting it in nicely. Pie is pushed up your nose as I smear it over and over, leaving the crust stuck to your face, it slowly slides down and falls onto your breasts and into your lap.

Kristen you are so photogenic, oh wow. your so messy and you still have four pies coming. I take yet more pics of you helpless and pied. I then take a choc pie and push it up into the bottom of your dangling foot forcing pie between your toes, both feet and hands get the same treatment. More pics of course, oh Kristen you should see yourself now. lol I step back and take hand fulls of the rest of the pie and throw it at you splattering your sweats in pie as well. pics and more pics. Three pies still remain I pull your sock gag down out of your mouth. You are just in awe and trying to compose yourself. I step in behind you again, two pies in hand. " let me have it" you mutter. I smash both pies at once on each side of your head engulfing your head in pie. You mouth open in awe as the pies and crusts are plastered and stuck to your head and hair. I take more lovely photos as the crusts slowly slide off. Last one Kristen. OH my god what have you done to me? So much pie, Oh I love it, I don't know why I waited so long for this. Oh J you really got me good. " you asked for it darling! You know you wanted this. OH yes give me the last pie, please J I want it, right in the kisser. Your wish is granted sweetheart. I pushed the last pie into your waiting face.


You gasp as the pie explodes all over your face I seductively smear the pie nice and slow I tug on your waistband pulling out your sweat pants and let the rest of the pie slip out of the tin and right into your pants...oopps. how did that happen? You pie tin hat still in place you are completely covered. I cut you loose and begin scooping up all the fallen pie slop into one pie tin, I take your hand and pull you up from the chair, as you stand the pie inside your pants falls down each leg, then I place the heaping tin full of pie slop onto the chair. Then with the slightest nudge you sit back into the pie. I take more pics of you with mouth open. you cant believe what I have done to you. Now your officially pied. I pull out some towels and help you clean up the best we could for your ride home.

Well hope you enjoyed you fist public pieing. You got covered, lol. Your hair is matted with pie, pie in your ears, up your nose, in your eyes, mouth and pants you will be smelling pie for days to come. reminding you of how good I got you. I walk you to your car you are a sight to see. You get in an roll down your window. Well it was amazing I must say, but you just wait until I get you back.

bye for now we will talk soon.


One week later I get an email from you, it reads meet me at this address. It is a week from Halloween and I find out you want to meet at the spirit store. We meet out front and a big hug and smile from you.
I have to tell you J I REALLY enjoyed what we did last week, I admit I was a bit skeptical and almost didn't show up. I'm not sure how you came up with that idea but I couldn't stop thinking about it all week. And let me say the photos you took of me are amazing, I never thought I would want pics like that but you really captured my reactions and now I can relive that day over and over, so thank you for my first official pieing. "Well Kristen your very welcome I actually enjoyed being the one dishing out the pies for a change.

I would love to see the photos too, OH yes I will share them for sure. I did bring my camera along, I have been thinking of a way to repay you and based on what you have shared about yourself I have some ideas. That is why I asked you to meet me here, sorry about the longer drive but I had my reasons. So let go inside. You were carrying a duffel bag so I had to ask, " what cha got in the bag?" Oh you will find out soon enough, you giggled and took me by the hand. You lead me to the costume section in the back and you start looking at costumes, as you show me several costumes, pirate wench, belle, Goldilocks, I couldn't help but like them all and thought you would look amazing in any of them. Something caught your eye and you said " oh boy I think I know what I can put together" We stand side by side and you are fairly excited and begin placing items into your basket. J what do you think of yellow and pink. Great colors I answer, very 80's, I agree, you giggle. you picked out a yellow un-itard costume that covers the whole body feet, hands, even the head and apparently you can see through it. Then you grab a pair of hot pink leg warmers, a hot pink sports bra and bikini type shorts as well as some hot pink elbow gloves and a pink headband. Lastly a pair of thigh high white socks with yellow stripes at the top. Then over to the wig section you throw in a pink wig.

What do you think of all this J? Well Kristen I think it would be an amazing 80's costume for you on Halloween, you will really stand out in a crowd. lol. You get this big grin on your face, so J would you like me to pie you while wearing this? Who wouldn't! that would be amazing I would love to see you in that.
Would you now, maybe this can be arranged sometime. However I was going in a bit of a different direction. I recall you said you enjoyed being dressed up by your old lesbian roommates so I thought you should be the one to wear this stuff. I was speechless and tried to explain, but Kristen I never had any desire to dress up like a woman, they just tricked me. Oh I see. well J think of it like this its almost Halloween so this may be the one time you could do this and it would be ok, right? Well maybe but it would be very humiliating. Exactly, a rush like you said, you giggle. Yeah but I was talking about humiliated with pies or mess not this, and it was in private when they did it. Besides you wouldn't really want to make me dress up like that, would you?

Well actually J I have put much thought into this whole plan and I have to say YES I definitely would like to dress you up for fun, and make you my new BFF. I think it would be so much fun and this stuff is not super girly like what they did to you, its much less sissy like. She laughs. Or would you rather the Goldilocks or Bo- peep dress? lol that would be full on sissy. lol. Remember, I let you play out your idea and I surely didn't plan on being tied up or having my feet in your face but look how fun that was. so how bout you trust me as I did you and try my way. You laugh, so sweetheart are you gonna try this on and be my 80's girlfriend? lol
Kristen you do have a point, you went along with my crazy idea so I guess its only fair. Yayy you coo, as you grab my hand and lead me to the changing room. You hand me the Zentai uni-tard. you wait just outside the curtain. I strip down to my boxers and slip into the tight fitting costume and struggle to get it all the way on, finally i get my arms in my hands slipped in the the built in gloves. however the zipper is on the back, I try to zip it but only make it up to mid back. Kristen can you help me with this? I step out and you crack up laughing, oh my that is tight and leaves nothing to the imagination. hold up I have something, you unzip your bag and pull out your pair of grey boot socks from last week as well a second pair of white ones.

Remember these? How could I forget your socks. LOL so true, oh by the way I totally forgot to wash them with soap just a good rinse down and these others were just in the dirty laundry. You push me back into the dressing room and hold the white socks to my nose for a smell check. Bet you like that huh. still smell the pie huh. Yes I nod and smile. You ball up each sock and place them inside the costume right over my nipples then zip up the back to my shoulders, instant b cups you laugh, Are you serious? what the heck? You then you take the two grey ones wrap one loosely around my neck nice and flat and one over my nose wrapping it flat as well then pulling the head part up over my face, oh you can see thru it. a bit. You then zip it all the way up to the top of my head. the smell of your socks trapped inside is intoxicating. I knew you would like that, no one will know you are being forced to smell my socks under there. lol


Perfect! you laugh now let get you fitted with the rest of the accessories and see how that looks! We step back out and I feel the nerves kicking in. You waste no time slipping the hot pink bikini shorts and sport bra on me, then adjusting my sock boobs. lol you then slip the headband down over my head and onto my neck it was a tight fit even on my neck now holding the hidden sock in place. You sit me down and pull the thigh high socks over my feet and up just over my knee. Kristen this seems a bit much, don't you think? You giggle, oh no this is just what the doctor ordered, lol. You then slip the hot pink leg warmers up my legs, well you wanted to know what was in the bag, I brought some pink rubber boots for you hope they fit. They are a bit snug but you got them on, then pulling down the leg warmers to cover the boot tops. You pull me to my feet giggling the whole time, Wow J wait till you see how wonderful your gonna look. Kristen I am staring to sweat in here and we don't even own this stuff. Oh darling not to worry we are almost done. You pull the hot pink gloves onto my hands and up to my elbows, And the final touch you giggle. You place the pink bob wig onto my head. Oh my word don't you look straight out of the 80's. lol

You point me to the mirror and I look in horror at myself, What have you done to me Kristen?
You look great, so silly and pink! I love it! You gather up my clothes and your bag and walk me out back into the store. Pointing and laughing and humiliating comments were a plenty. You walk me around the store showing off your creation. As we approach the register, I hear "you go girl" and "now that's what you do with your man" lol as well as "that's so awesome" I just stand by your side inhaling the smell of your
wonderful socks. You hand the cashier all the tags from the stuff you picked out and checked out.

As we stepped out the door, the cool air felt nice, but the smell of your socks and my sweat really hit me and it showed. Well Kristen are you happy? you got what you wanted. This is so humiliating. Oh J my darling it looks to me, (you look down at my crotch) like you got what you wanted. Lol.
Now lets walk next door, how fitting there is a Perkins so close. Kristen please no not dressed like this, it's just so embarrassing. Come on J your not fooling anyone, you know you love this and deserve it for destroying me with pie last week. You look so ridiculous, like my 80s flash dancer pie boy. This was actually fun dressing you up. You think this is embarrassing, just wait and see whats coming next. Yeah I see your point I guess I do owe you, and if you really want to go thru with this how can I argue. Off we went walking over to Perkins. I just knew everyone was probably laughing at me already. You walk me straight into the restaurant and to the front counter. Hello says the hostess, table for two? You quickly respond, actually I called about a special order.

Oh the "Special Order" yes wait right here I will get the manager. This woman walks out and the first thing out of her mouth is "WOW! what do we have here? Aren't you a sight! she laughed. Let me guess this is for him or is it her. Oh yes you giggled its for all for the birthday boy. I thought to myself, birthday boy? Its not my birthday. or is it? I said nothing. Very well you already paid up so if you want to head to the back we can get this started. Right this way please. She walked us through the kitchen and out the back door. The laughter got loud as we walked through the dining room for all to see. We were led outside where there was a chair in the middle of the patio with a heaping cream pie on the seat. Have a seat said the manager, as she placed her hand on my shoulder, your our guest of honor today, she laughed. Wait, but someone left a perfectly good pie on that chair. Oh yes the pie, actually that pie reached its sell date yesterday so we could never serve this to our customers to eat, you came in at just the right time, its been slow lately, and being you wont be eating that pie, (two waitresses roll out a cart full of pies) or any of these expired cream pies, well well looks to be your lucky day ten pies that would have gone to waste now have a purpose.

Oh Kristen this is a bit much, don't you think? I will be the judge of that darling as you grab my hands and guide me to the seat. Kristen please don't, (as I back away) you don't really want......Oh no. Smushhh, you push me down right into the pie. Oh wow that must be a super soft seat. lol. I don't believe you did that, you are a naughty one. You have no idea pal she giggles. So J you ever had a Boston Cream pie? Well yes of course. So you know the filling in that pie the yellow sticky cream that is in there or in pumped into a Boston Cream Doughnut. Sure I know it well. Well these nice ladies have let us have a bucket full of it and they were nice enough to fill up a cake decorating piping bags for each of us. Uhh ok, well are we making a cake? Not exactly she smiled. Out stepped 4 waitresses, Kristen removed my wig and unzipped my head covering revealing my face. Her smelly socks still in place around my neck. They each picked up a bag and gathered around me. Well my dear you are going to know what it feels like to be a human Boston Cream Doughnut. What?? Two of the waitresses stepped up on either side of me, giggling they each stuck the tips of the decorating bags into my ears and began squeezing the filling into each ear their laughs soon went to a dull muffled peep as they completed their task. I gasped as they all just smiled at me as a third waitress bent over looking me in the eyes and shoved the tip of her back into one nostril and forced the filling up my nose, this was a very strange feeling, she only did one side and Kristen was all smiles. She pulls off my rubber boots and dumps filling from the bucket into each boot. Kneeling before me she pushes each boot back onto my socked feet and pulled me to my feet, each foot slowly slid into the boots pushing the filling up the sides covering my whole foot and calf, this was a feeling that I cannot explain but it was wonderful to say the least. Kristen unzipped my zentai/unitard yellow suit down to the the waist, my fake boob socks fell to the floor, she then dumped a good amount of filling into my underwear front and back. underpants were full and oozing out the legs very slowly running down my thighs. It was thick and sticky my of course she couldn't help dribbling some all over my chest and back before zipping me back up and dipping the socks in the goo to keep them over my nipples. My tight pink bra and panties were pulled back into place helping keep the filling in place. As I stood there in dis belief while the 4 waitresses looked on. Two waitresses removed my pink elbow gloves and squeezed some filling inside them then pulled my hand back into the gloves engulfing my hands in gloppy sticky filling. I was now understanding what Kristen said earlier they were making me into their personal Boston Cream filled desert. I was so turned on and hard as a rock, my hard on clearly visible under my pink panties. breathing heavy I said, Oh ladies how could you do this to me? Kristen gave the suit a good tug upwards into my crotch and zipped it up to the back of my neck. They waitresses quickly responded with two of them topping off my ears and then began filling my mouth as Kristen filled my other nostril, I couldn't hold back and creamed my cream filled pants, my body shook with pleasure they had me me cut off of any air. Kristen took one of the socks and promptly stuffed it into my lips forcing me to swallow the slop. smeared two hand fulls of filling over my eyes then she zipped up my head covering, as I was about to gag I swallowed some of the cream and spit out the rest around the sock, the filling oozed down my neck, but I was able to breathe thru my mouth a bit again. She placed the wig back onto my head. I was breathing deep and panting a bit. The Ladies just stood there enjoying my humiliation. They all helped out and taped my legs and arms to the chair.

So J, how does it feel to be tied up, I sure haven't forgotten what you did to me last week. Do you like being cream filled? I just nodded as the sock was keeping me from speaking. If you could only see yourself right now. she laughed. She took many photos of me in my helpless state of arousal. They were all standing by the table talking and laughing as I just struggled to get a breath in every so often before sucking the sock in over and over. I felt so naughty and was still hard as a rock. What were they doing? I wondered I only hear slight muffled sounds. Kristen has rendered all my senses useless and made me feel exactly as she said she would, cream filled. I was truly helpless and at the mercy of these women. I couldn't move an inch my balls, ass, eyes, ears, nose, mouth feet and hands swimming in gooey sticky filling. it was surreal and the only part of my still pumping with blood was my penis. I could not spit the sock gag out all the way due to the head covering.

Fifteen min had passed and I could feel they were all close by now. Just then a pie is smashed onto the top of my wig and pushed down like a new hat. I felt a wave thru my body and down to my dick as it throbbed back to full mast. then a second pie was smeared into my crotch covering my hard on. It felt to me like I came after each pie they delivered. a pie planted on each of my knees, Next I was given a cream pie pair of boobs then one to the back of the head. My head felt heavy as two pies were sandwiched to the sides of my head. Kristen got up close and shouted hope you enjoyed your pies and she slowly seductively smeared the last one into my face twisting it and smearing it until I blew my load once again. All 10 pie tins stuck in place as the took some of the best pictures ever. I was in heaven so turned on, so creamed filled , so tied pied and humiliated. Some how my cock just stayed at full mast like it was waiting for more. Well as if It couldn't get any better the last half of the 5 gallon bucked of cream filling was slowly poured over my pie tin covered head, oozing down over my head, shoulders into my boots and covering my body with thick sticky smelly gooey filling. The heavy glop dragged the tins down to my torso and lap. Just as the last drop dripped onto my head Kristen pushes the bucket down over my head as I filled my panties one last time with warm goo of my own. Kristen shouts, Who knew payback was so much fun, she cut my binds and left me to my mess.
Tagged male+female
Comments:
pieobsession:
6/1/25
  Report
love it.
jpierce's blog & storiesFollow storyAll stories
Share this on TwitterShare this on FacebookShare this on Reddit


Design & Code ©1998-2025 Loverbuns, LLC 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement Epoch Billing Support Log In