Please see my album "gunge" for photos of the event.

Jim: Hi David, good timing. I've just finished.

David: It looks good. Much brighter, thank you.

Jim: I'm sorry about the delay. The car's at he garage getting fixed now.

David: We lost the tenants for this place. They went elsewhere.

Jim: Like I said, I'm really sorry, the car you see

David (interrupting): I've put 150 into your account.

Jim: David, I was counting on the bonus. I have to pay for the car. I'm really sorry, but I'm in dire straights here.

David: What can I do? I'll have to wait for a new client before I get my rental back. We put a lot of work your way, but we're operating on tight margins. You're good and you're well liked by the tenants. The couple at 69 thought you were a great lad. They were never happier than when you spilled that paint on yourself, over at their place. They thought it was great laugh.

Jim: Look, I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do to get that bonus back? I really do need it.

David: Well, I've had a request. It's very unusual, but if you're up for it.

Jim: Anything. I'll do anything.

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Jim: Are you sure about this David?

David: They were quite specific.

Jim: It's just being stripped to my pants, like this. bit odd.

David: Jim, if you want the bonus just follow my instructions, right?

Jim: Yes. Sure. Set the camera to record then.

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David: Good. Now, take that roller. That's it. Load it with that buttery yellow paint. No. More paint, more paint. really load the roller. Yes, like that. Now, one big roll chest to leg, go on.

Jim: Ahh. It's colder than I thought.

David: Yes, nice. Again and again. Yes that's right. Down the other leg too. I want to see good coverage. How does it feel.

Jim: Mmm, yes. Okay. It feels kind of nice on the skin. I've never felt a sensation like this before. Some of the paint on my chest is just starting to dribble. It tickles. Ha ha, I like it. I like it.

David: Yes, Jim, yes. You've got some good coverage there. This will please our client. Enough with the roller, now get the brush. Let's see what more we can do with the paint.

Jim: Like this?

David: Yes. Really load the brush with paint until it's dripping. Yeah, let it dribble down your tummy. You want to earn that bonus, don't you?

Jim: I really need it. I really do.

David: Listen carefully then and do exactly what I say. Load the brush with paint, As much as you can. yes that's it, now pull the waist band of your pants forward. No! don't look at me like that. This will be the easiest 100 quid you earn. Yes, that's right. Slowly, slowly. For the camera. Let hat paint drip into you pants.

splash, splash, splat

Jim: ahhh!

David: Yes, it feels like something else doesn't it? Humiliating and exciting at the same time. Another brush load.

Jim: It feels so creamy.

David: An amazing creamy sensation. I can see that you're starting to enjoy it.

Jim: Hah! Yes, I can see you're starting to enjoy it too. I..

David: Enough! This is about your humiliation. Get more paint onto that brush. That's it. Yeah, now for the camera, let's see that brush in your pants. That's right and now another brush.

Jim: David! I've never felt anything like this before I'm worried that my

David: Don't worry Jim. That's what the camera wants to see. Let go of your pants for now and let's get that torso of yours completely covered in paint. That's right, arms shoulders, chest tummy. No, no, brush not hands.

Jim: I don't want to get it in my eyes. Will you do my face for me, carefully?

David: Hold still. that's right. A loaded brush to the face. Splat! Left cheek. Splat, right cheek mouth. Yes, great. You take it with an air of resignation and stoicism Jim. Ever done slapstick before? No? Well, you're a natural. Jim, you're a swell guy and like me, you're swelling. It seems a waste not to use the last of this paint. Oh! Yes, you've guessed it. Yes, pull those pants forward, while I plop that last of the paint in.

Jim: (gulps) They're full now. I can feel it dribbling round by balls toward my crack. It feels fantastic. I never thought anything would feel like this.

David: Partly it's the humiliation, part its the slippy sensation of the paint. Amazing. You make a great stooge.

Jim: A real stooge would have to suffer the indignity of his tormenters hand down his pants, rubbing the paint in.

David: Maybe he would Jim, maybe he would.

Jim: David. Are you going to do that to me? Please?

David: (gulps) Maybe I will Jim, maybe I will