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Wamming to the Classics
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Posted 4/7/25     48 views
Wamming to the Classics

Pie! Throw Pie! Throw Pie into my face!
(melody: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by W. A. Mozart)

Pie! Throw Pie! Throw pie into my face!
Pie! Throw Pie! It's really no disgrace

Throw pie
Into the blue sky
Up where the birds fly
And let it come by
Into my face, into my face, into my face, into my face

Ah, Ah, there it is, in my face, in my hair, on my clothes, it's such sweet joy
Ah, Ah, there it is, in my face, in my hair, on my clothes, Aaaaaah
It's such sweet joy
It's such sweet joy
Ecstasy
It's such sweet joy
Ecstasy
Such sweet joy
(instrumental)

Try pie--it sets you free
Try pie--you'll love it.
Try pie--it sets you free
Like the birds, next to the pies
(brief instrumental)

I think you ought to try it
I know you'll really like it
I think you ought to try it
I know you'll really like it
(instrumental)

I think you ought to try it
I know you'll really like it.
I think you ought to try it
I know you'll really like it
(instrumental)

Ah, it's time to go around again
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