Natalie wasn't sure what was the weirdest part of this whole thing.

That she and her friend had discoverd a kink club hidden in the suburbs of Chicago.

That when the two of them had dragged her new English husband down there for an evening of S&M delights a couple of months ago they'd found that his kink, sploshing, had semi-regular events there.

Or that her dirty and twisted sploshing English husband had somehow persuaded these kinky midwesteners to hold a "sexy Tiswas night" one evening in November.

Whatever it was didn't change the fact that as a result she found herself sitting on a wooden chair, stark naked, holding a sign with RIGHT scrawled across it as the only thing she had to preserve her dignity. Natalie knew that even that would be unlikely to help soon as she stared across the stage at the 18-year-old college girl dressed in a "school uniform" likely purchased recently at a halloween store and the dozens of custard pies and buckets of slosh sitting next to her ready to be hurled in Natalie's direction at a moments notice.

Well the college kid could always get all her questions wrong of course and she'd be saved (at least for this game). Natalie glanced to her left where her friend Jenni was also nude except on Jenni's sign was written in large capital letters WRONG. Like Natalie Jenni was sitting crosslegged for modesty's sake but was having a little trouble covering her ample breasts with her sign. One of the few times when she didn't feel even a little bit jealous of her friend's sizable rack!

But anyway, the host was about to ask the college girl her first question.

He drew out the question as long as he possibly could, "Lisa, take your time on this one... what... is... your name?"

"Damn, this is definitely going to be long and messy night" was the last thing Natalie thought before an entire bucket full of slime hit her full on in the face.