A while back, an old friend from online asked if I'd be willing to help him write a story based on a collection of tales he had read elsewhere. I think I enjoyed reading ten as much as he did, and we were both pretty siked to get permission from the author to do a tangent! So, special thanks to the origional author of the stories this pertains to: Wetgalfan, as well as my friend the coauthor for letting me post this on my blog!

Anyway, without further ado...


The Good Clean Fun Carwash:

Ashley and Pete were sitting at home watching Nickelodeon gameshows. So many channels and yet nothing to watch! Keep in mind they are 17 and 21 respectfully.
Ashley was thinking deeply about something. Pete said (jokingly) "I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what's on your mind?" Giggling and slugging her boyfriend, she replied "Would you ever consider doing something like that?" Pete paused.
"You mean a gameshow?" "No, not really; in today's day and age it's all about embarrassment." Pete was a bit of a stiff, but he did make a good point.
"I just meant getting slimmed, you know, for fun." Ashley said cheerfully. Pete and Ashley talked about how it was much nicer and more fun how the winners got messy and that it made it a good and fun thing to have it done to you, although partially a joke, but not meant to be mean. Sadly, society is pretty mean and it is usually never taken that way. Everything seems to be about beating the other person, humiliatingly.
That partially brought up Ashley's high school cheerleaders. The cheer captain has always seemed to be a popularity thing, even with the new coach. Here, popular, meaning being a complete slut and getting everything from wealthy parents and her body. Ashley always wanted to be a cheerleader and being the captain would mean the world to her, but it was less about working for it or striving to be a good athlete and cheerful person and more about sex.

"So, would you get messy to show your team spirit?" Pete asked.
"Sure!" Ashley replied "a lot of girls I know would probably have some fun doing it. It's just not something one really brings up, but just happens when it does, ya know?" Pete agreed.
Ashley like several other girls from the area were the kind of fun people thy would just be silly and carefree, playing silly jokes on each other and doing wild things like mudding and even just going into the water with their clothes on. Pete loved a girl in a bikini, but he loves to see Ashley happy more, and so he said "Well, be careful what you wish for." he smiled and they kissed as the kids on tv got slimmed.

Later and elsewhere, cheering coach Jessie Judd was frustrated over the budget. Things had been very rough since last year. The car wash fundraiser ended prematurely with girls (older more popular members) getting soaking wet and even stripping for cute boys. It was more raunchy than sexy and the city got them in trouble for it. The girls were kept from participating this year (they didn't really care), and if a stunt like that happened again there would be no more traditional cheerleader car washes. Without this, the group would loose respect from the community and the state. Mrs. Judd needed a fun idea to boost the morale and sales/donations of the car wash, but the question was how.
At this, the phone rang.
"Hello, Mrs Judd?"
"Yes, this is she." (she was still fairly young and a little youthful at times, but knew how to be a lady when she needed to be, as well as fun when she didn't)
"Hi, uh, if anyone asks I wish to remain anonymous for now, but between you and me this is Pete..."
"Pete as in Ashley's boyfriend?" she politely interrupted.
"Yes ma'am" Pete replied.
"Oh hello! How are you dear?" she responded. She knew Pete a little from seeing him with Ashley. Mrs. Judd admired the two both individually as kids out to have fun an achieve goals and as a couple that didn't need to be vulgar to show their love.
"I...I'm alright I guess. A little nervous about what I am going to suggest, but..."
"That's fine Pete" she said. She also knew he was very shy, kind of why the two made such a cute couple.
"I'm all ears." she continued.

Later during school, there was an announcement for all cheerleaders interested in helping out with the car wash to meet privately in Mrs Judd's room. Most of the popular girls wouldn't go even if they weren't unallowed to, but a lot of the more enthusiastic ones were.

"Thank you all for coming." Mrs Judd began. "as you all know, we are in desperate need of funds for the squad and are on a tight leash because of last year's events. So, I have been presented with some ideas from a friend. I am passing out the list of activities now. Please know that you are not required to do any of these and it may not even happen this way if enough people aren't interested, but it would be a great way to have fun and show your spirit. Also, the expenses of...cleaning will be covered and you are encouraged to wear your...uniforms eventually if you wish."

Everyone looked at each wondered what she could possibly mean. Why would their uniforms be there with them at a car wash. Then they saw the list. Some laughed, but a few looked at the coach and each other puzzled.

"I know some of these may seem childish to all of you, but after what happened last year we really need to remind people of how we can have good clean fun and still support our school well. So, if you wish to remain private about your vote on the matter you can please call me after..."

"I'm in." Ashley said with a smile on her face. Everyone started.
"Ash, are you sure?" her friend Christina asked her.
"C'mon, it'll be fun! We'll practically be at a water park! It's just water in most cases and the expenses are covered. Besides its just our uniforms. We could really use new ones anyway and that's first on the list of things to do with the money."
"It sound's kind of degrading." a freshman girl said. "Not if we all do it together and for fun. We've all done some crazy things and have had fun doing it. Let's relax and be silly doing something like that. People won't be laughing at us if we're all having fun an enjoying it." People still seemed uneasy. "Anyway, I'll do what I can regardless, but I'm telling you all, you'll be missing out. Who doesn't want to get wet on a hot summer day, and which guys don't want to see that!?" Ashley finished. "O.K. I'll do it" Ashley's friend Shaila said.
"O.K., that's two, thank you ladies. Anyone else wanna have fun this weekend?" Mrs Judd asked.
"Ight" Christina said as she raised her hand. "I guess it could be fun" said a senior girl. "I'm in then." "Me too" "Count me in." cries continued. There were still some holdouts. "Hey, Mrs. Judd, will you be participating too?" Ashley asked. Everyone giggled. It's not like they knew she wouldn't. She was known for being loose and having fun. Once some of the mean girls spray painted Mrs. Juggs on a dumpster out back. The next practice, coach came in with a bikini top showing off her double D's! Everyone laughed, including Mrs. Judd and the momentum in practice went up. She did rock that bikini well, agreed many of the girls and staff. Several mean girls got mad when their boyfriends hootet and hollared over her after school.

"Well, I do look good in a wet outfit."
She winked. Everyone laughed and cheered, their imaginations running wild over getting their parents and boyfriends involved. "But remember girls, keep it PG, we can't have a repeat of last year. It's Nickelodeon
not a girls gone wild wet t-shirt contest, agreed?" "Agreed" everyone said in unison. "Alright girls get your hands in hear." she finished with.

The signs in school were designed by the "mysterious donator" and the girls redid them in colored pencil like school signs . Advertisements were placed all around the town and school. Some viewers worried about how it could go wrong, but many just chuckled and said they'd be there with their "bids".

Ashley went all out, wearing her cheerleaders outfit and little white tennis shoes wih her hair done up in pig tails. Stereotypical, but not slutty. Pete drove her down to the car wash, wishing Ashley luck and for her to do well. "Oh I think we'll do alright, but thanks." Pete had helped her set up and left to put up more fliers just as Mrs Judd rearrived. She looked very nice in a white top and loose tan pants that went well with her figure. She wore her traditional pearls, but took "lettin her hair down" to a literal meaning.

Mrs Judd seemed to wink at Pete slyly as they said hi. Ashely couldn't tell what that was about. She stopped and looked at the sign made up. "The Good Clean Fun Carwash! Who knew it could be so much fun?Support your local school by bringing your car down to get washed and enjoy the festivities and "special offers." Be sure to recommend your favorites for tonight's "desert bidding".
Ashly chuckled at this last line; this should be a blast!

Everyone eventually arrived, many dressed normally for the occasion in pink boy shorts, white shirts and non-revealing sports bras, but Ashley's close friends Christina and Shaila wore their uniforms and many had brought them with them for later, as well as extra clothes.

Ashley brought no extra clothes, asking her boyfriend if she could still go home with him. He replied they could just drive around town with her on the roof air drying. She laughed and kissed him.

The first grey car showed up and they got busy. Most were housewives and retirees there to help out the cause, so everyone was very respectful. A few were of to work but asked about the later festivities.
They definitely sounded interested (I mean, who wouldn't).

A few ordered the special deals, but no one was really around to see them. Eventually Pete came back to see how things were going. It was around noon and many more people were out and about, so Ashley asked if the girls could treat him and his car to one of their special deals. Smiling, he accepted.

Some bystandards started watching, unaware of what was about to go down.

Ashley began to prep up. The girls took two buckets of water and drenched her with it! All everyone could do was smile and giggle in shock (including Ashley), soon she was all soaped up and was ready for "the human sponge". Once the car was hosed down, two of the strongest girls lifted her up (careful not to touch anywhere inappropriate) and began to rub her all over the car.
Ashley had always liked Pete's car; it was simple yet sporty, and she was getting to know it on a more personal level. As they finished up, Pete handed Mrs. Judd 15 dollars. "Pete it is only 5 dollars." Pete replied "Yeah, but that was priceless." as he smiled from ear to ear. Everyone laughed and many bystanders asked about what just happened.

Soon the festivities were under way! People were able to pay to softball pitch water balloons at some of the girls, or unload a squirt gun onto them. There was also the option for the girls to do it to them and both at once for less.

Some girls were even on a list for "surprise attacks" while they worked.
They were all volunteers, and after several cute guys paid to do it and we're totally turned on by the buckets, water balloons and squirt guns...as well as the expensive hose down, many more got in on it. Sadly only the girls could do it to each other for safety reasons, but boy was it fun! All the girls agreed.

Pretty soon, people were pulling the coach aside and handing her business cards. Soon more girls and even a few of the chaperone moms got involved. Soon everyone from high school rednecks in trucks to doctors, lawyers and teacher were in line to get a girl (or more) lathered up. One went out mudding and came back for round two. It was filthy and the girls weren't suppose to have to do extreme cases like that. However, many of the girls went ahead and did it anyway, giving away a few numbers to the boys and getting a few surprise tips, some in the form of surprise attacks and others in the form of twenties and even fifties!

Finally, it was time for the evening "desert bids." no one was sure what exactly would be happening. The moms that werent getting wet at the car wash were working a nearby bake sale. Many were items homemade by the moms, but other sweets seemed to have been donated
and a small supply had been set aside for this event.

All the girls that would be participating were in their uniforms. They had done some of their cheers earlier on a large stage provided and were all dried off and ready to go.
Many girls were a bit nervous, but everyone agreed no one would be singled out, unless they "asked for more."

Chairs were set up and an auctioneer was stationed nearby, hesitant about helping out for the little money offered but practically volunteered when he discovered what exactly it would be for.
People began to clap as Mrs Judd was introduced on stage. Soon she introduced the cheerleaders present,
As well as those other who were there at many point to help out. Ashley was a bit surprised she didn't hear Pete's name for helping out. It's not like he would be ashamed of helping out or being involved. Sure there was the water, but he was prepared should things get wild. Plus, he didn't know about the messy events that were about to take place, so why would he be associated with it and get any "just deserts" if he didn't know that...!!!
Ashley blushes as Mrs. Judd continued the speech. No one in the audience seemed to notice, but Christine could see her turning pink with blush. "Pete is the best!" she thought.
Soon she saw him in the crowd, nervous but excited at the same time.
He looked up and put on as confident of a smile as he could, but it all melted away when Ashley whispered "I love you" to him. Now he was the one embarrassed and Ashley couldn't wait to put on the show Pete organized that they would never forget!

"Now then," Mrs Judd began "you are all probably wondering what all these leftover sweets are for." Many assortments of pies were Lyon ther on the table. Some were simply cool whip with the occasional syruip thrown on or in for a surprise, but a few were full on bakery pies. A lot were pulled aside for this round, not looking the best to eat, but the thought of being covered in cream in front of everyone was really starting to turn Ashley on, getting her excited to raise some money for the sport that she loved!
"So, before we begin, we thought we'd bring out some of the moms who were able to make the part two of our bids today possible, raising a lot of money and getting a lot of tips from you the loving community!"

Everyone cheered as three of the four moms who helped bake and run the stand came forward.
The moms were quite MILF's but they kept it decent while still showing their Schiller spirit with their daughters. Most were in disbelief when the coach told them what would happen, but try all volunteered. The most hesitant one stayed back to run the stand, hoping that some people might be tempted to buy some of the remaining treats (for eating or otherwise.)

"Now the moms have been arguing over who made the best deserts, so I think it's only fair for them to try each others for you all. Ladies, dig in!"

Few realized what had just happened in the instance that would kick off a hot night! Swiftly each mom picked up their desert and smashes it into one of the other mom's faces! When people realized what had just happened and understood that it was all for fun, the chewers began emulating from the crowd and a familiar sounding voice to Ashley got several of the guys begging, hooting like dogs.

The cheerleaders couldn't control themselves laughing, many realizing that this would be their fate too. It was only the first three hits and much of the stage seemed covered!
Some had even splattered on the girls, Ashley getting a lot of her mom's famous pie, partly from her giggling at her mom uncontrollably as she walked of and got dabbed on the nose by some.she looked for her parents and boyfriend in the crowd but could tell some of the girls were getting stage fright.

"Now as I'm sure you all know, this wouldn't be possible without the hard work and dedication of are ladies the cheerleaders..." she paused as the crisis cheered, bringing a few girls back from their stage fright "...so, we think it only fair to let our girls have some of the desert that we're so kindly maid and donated to us. What do you all think?" the crowd practically erupted. This got most of the girls blushing, but a few were getting excited to see their guys supporting them.

Believe it or not, one of the girls that was starting to get a little nervous was Ashley! Sure, she had done silly things before for and with a few people getting all muddy and wet and there were probably pics and a few YouTube videos flowing around of it too, but she had never done it in front of so many people. Almost all of the town allowed to be up so late was there. Pete had done a really good job for her. Maybe too good of a...for her.

Ashely looked down to see Pete was also extremely nervous, probably wondering about her girl being laughed at and not with when there was not only anything he could do about it to stop it, but just the fact that he had done all of this, let alone for her to make her happy.

"...to make me happy?" she thought. "For me!?" Ashley was about to cry not out of fear but joy. Still she got her composure together and tried I get the girls excited. "BUT," Mrs. Judd continued "we can't just use such good pies without some reimbursement, AND part of the funds will go directly back to the girls! So, are you ready to bid on something sweet for these sweet girls!?" everyone cheers slowly beginning to get fired up, but Ashley and some of the girls began to raise their hands up for more cheers. "They cant here you guys...and girls." that one setting the crowd ablaze.

"Alright, so to use the first pie on a pretty cheerleader I thought our youngest member might help start us off." the little sister of the team Kylie walked shyly on stage, waving. There were plenty of awes from the crowd.
"What's your name dear?" Mrs. Judd asked. "Kaylee, you know that Mr.s Judd." everyone laughed. "So, are you ready to treat on of your big sisters to a pie in the face?" she continued excitedly. "Yeah...but..." Kaylee stopped short and everyone was curious what was wrong. Pete slapped his head; apparently he asked her parents, her and Mrs Judd to have Kaylee start things off as a sort of cute secret weapon to help the girls get loosened up. "What is it dear?" She asked concerned, ready to pull the microphone away and console her. She prepared for the worst...
..."don't I get to get pied too?" she said. Everyone and the cheerleaders awes and clapped, and so Mrs Judd gently lowered one of the more basic pies to her (thank goodness she didn't ask for a big one) and ever so gently rubbed her face into it.
Everyone cheered and some of the girls did some light moves as the biggest smile came over the little girls face. Apparently even a few of the parents put up money for her move even though it wasn't part of the auction.

So, one of the first girls thought she'd get it out of the way and got pied by Kylee. They hugged gently and got a few pics taken by the photographer (no other cameras were allowed as courtesy to the girls and only ones with the consent of those in it could be released.) "So, who's next?" the girl asked as the audience cheered and the whopping $25 dollars was passed up in front. Some of the girls pretended to be scared (one was almost doing too good of a job), others were pointing at other girls and raising the others hand up, but only a few brave fun girls like Ashley raised her hand cheerfully. The girl picked her close friend on the squad and although hesitant came up and accepted the pie after a $20 bid.
This continued for a while and people kept bringing in the dough. To Ashley's surprise, Pete was bidding!

As it turns out he was given some money from sales (and a lot, wow!) to ante up the bid. It worked quite well, asking the crowd "Don't you want to say you got a cute girl pied in the face!?" At this, things picked up into the thirties and thirty-fives.
Soon Ashley's friend was pied for forty dollars from one of the boys from her block. Ashley had a little set of skits all planned out.another one of Ashley's friends got up for hers and as the bids started to settle around 25 she hagan to chant "Give me a P!" the girls and Pete not missing a beet jumped back with "P!" I and E soon followed, and so did the nice hit, for 45 dollars!!!
Now Ashely was up and was acting all silly stretching, getting plenty of roars from the crowd and practically causing Mrs. Judd to fall over from her podium laughing and the girl holding the pie to almost drop it ready to clench her stomach.

"This is my moment!" Pete and Ashley thought in unison.
"I'm gonna get pied!" Ashley's thought burst out to the crowd and got a huge responds. Pete's thought? "I'm gonna get my girl pied." Pete switched to his own wallet.
The bids started. One yelled 5 right off the bat. Then a guy skipped to 15, Pete quickly replied with 25! This got Ashley super excited and got her clapping her hands bouncing with anticipation, accidentally egging on the crowd more to where they continue biding. Good for the fundraiser/bad for Pete. Now Pete and this over guy were going at it. 30! 35! 45!!! People could t believe it! Ashley was super excited and practically rooting for Pete; it would turn her on to no end if she got to be pied because of her man giving her what she wanted. She smiled at Pete nodding, but slowly stopped and tried to kept her teeth showing with her smile. "Uh...46." Everyone seemed to sadden; many knew Pete and Ashely and how close they had become. Disappointment began to fill the atmosphere as the man said 50. "Going once, going twice...."

"Wha! 55!!!!" Pete belted out it was almost scary. A gentleman that lived across the street from Ashley had given him a 5. It continued up to 75, but by that point so many were giving Pete money that when he said 80 the other guy just stopped, seeing as he couldn't compete with that and began to realize how much it must've meant to this guy, as he seemed to look at a photo of a woman in his wallet.

Ashley's eyes lit up as people continued to give, even afterward when it was clearly over. Pete was speechless so others were yelling 90, 95, 105, 115, 130.

That was a lot of money to help with her finances and dues to the group and boost the group tremendously. (the girls in action got a portion of it, an extra little incentive to have fun and show spirit for there school and get something back for it.)

Pete mustered up what he could in his voice without getting choked up and confidently, more confident than he had ever felt in his life, yelled $135 dollars! "Going once!" Pete checked his pocket as Ashely blushed. Pete interrupted "and five cents!" The whole town busted up laughing, and quickly awed when little Kayla (pie still covering most of her face) handed Pete another nickel. He hugged her and said "make that and ten sense". "Sold!"

Ashley braced herself ready to cheer in her pie skit when Mrs. Judd interjected with "Y'know, this IS her boyfriend, and while it's kind of against the rules, I suppose he COULD pie her. IF he's up for it!" Mrs Jugg winked and once again the crowd burst with cheers and people helping him upstage to give his girl her reward.

As it turns out, the other guy went up to donate his money anyway, but Mrs. Judd saw his emotion and the picture in his wallet and said "Keep it; I'll match it." In shock, the man stared as he said " Go show someone you love them." and with exchanging smiles he left.

Pete held the pie near Ashley, feeding her a bit and getting some pics from the photographer. She whispered to him "thank you so much for today!" about ready to kiss his cheek when he said "I love you too!" back to her in a quiet, sweet voice. "Now let's get you pied before you steer crying. ; )"

She laughed and the crowd counted down as Pete had the last girl who got pied there to help with the skit.
"3...2...1!!!"

"What do you want?" "PIE!" "When do you want it!" "NOW!!!"

Splat! A firm but good coat of cream enveloped seed Ashley's face"He picked one of the big boy ones, that stud!" Ashely thought in joy to herself as he let go of the tin. The huge baker pie eventually slid down naturally and Ashley carefully opened her eyes without even wiping them, faced the audience and did a cheer.

She saw the last girl reach for another pie, but Ashley swiftly shook her head no, fearing of embarrassing Pete, only to shake of a little pie in his direction. Embarassed she covered her mouth, but Pete just smiled and hugged her.

Pete walked off stage and the last girl began to return to her seat when Ashley whispered to her "Maybe later!"

The fun is just getting started! Stay tuned for the finale and the surprise and private after party for Pete!

Please comment and give feedback; I'll try to reply ASAP.