In the last chapter Sally had just screen tested for Mr Clown and discovered she had a passion for WAM.

Chapter Three. The final chapter. - Boldly going, we we all love going.. In the mess!


SWITCH WRITERSSally Takes up the story.



.WHAT! You mean that bitch of a strumpet in the restaurant! Ad smiled, it drew just the response he hoped for, jealousy and rage, and he loved that in women. Not wishing the moment to spoil though, Ad grabbed Sally tight and started to kiss her again, until Sally was quiet and complacent once more.

Suddenly Ad broke away and said, we better get some sleep, we have got a busy day tomorrow, and I have a few surprises to plan. Sally was left feeling frustrated and she recalled a phrase her mother used Well he warmed up my hotplate, but he didnt get the kettle to boil

The thought still made Sal giggle. Still there was plenty time she thought to herself. Sally sensed from Ads tone that tomorrow filming was likely to be super messy. She would bide her time, and make Sandra suffer for getting her the sack from the restaurant.

Sally was awake early next morning. She had had a good but sexually frustrated nights sleep. Jumping out of bed naked, she opened the wardrobe in her room to see that Ad filled it with another range of dresses, skirts and tops of all colours. She wondered how he had a knack of getting her style right, and how spot on he was in her sizing for her clothes.

She entered the walk in wardrobe and looked at all the designer clothes. To her right a rail of stylish colourful bras, she was surprised not to find any M&S boring white variety. Sally picked up a light blue balcony bra which had fancy stitching round the cups. Looking at it for a second she wondered if it would suit her. She was happy with her boobs, but decided if nature could be enhanced without involving implants, then she was game. Slipping it on she was amazed to see her breasts now held tightly by the bra were out horizontal in front of her.

Opening a draw she smiled as her eyes landed on the assorted underwear he had provided, everything from sensible daytime knickers through to high cut thongs, and for good measure, at least a dozen pairs of crotchless panties. Oh yeah she thought, this guys got style as well as a lot of cheek. From within the draw she found a pair of high cut blue lace panties and behind them a colour co-ordinated suspender belt which she thought would complete her ensemble.

She slipped into the soft silky underwear, and pulled on the suspender belt, and then she selected a very fine pair of black seamed stockings. She chose a light blue top made from pure Indian cotton, and a calf length white pleated skirt. She looked at her reflection in the full size mirror.

WOW! She thought to herself, you look good babe! She winked at her reflection and giggled her infectious giggle. Lets see what Ad thinks, thought Sal.

She found Ad already eating breakfast in the kitchen, he wore his red satin bathrobe slightly open, and she could see he only had his boxers on under the robe.

Coffee? He inquired as she walked in. Then as he looked up, he said, WOW! I am speechless! Hey Sal, did you sleep Ok? He asked. Like a top, she replied, and you Ad? Oh I had a dream about you last night Sal. Oh Sally thought, I cant admit I had a dream about him too, that might make it just a bit obvious I fancy him.

So are you ready for todays big scene, or what? she blushed and said, you know Ad I am enjoying all the messy stuff as its good fun and it gives me a tingly tummy. So whats worrying you, Ad asked, is it the nude scene? No, not that! its the sex scene She finally blurted out!

I see Ad said, so are you concerned what your boyfriend will think? No God no, Sally said, we are over for good as far as I am concerned. So what then, asked Ad? What if the leading actor doesnt like me, Im no actress I might mess up and, well. who is playing the lead anyway, you never said?

Ad smiled, no Sally there is not a chance he wont like you, mind you I cant answer for you not liking him. She smiled back at Ad, well who is he? she asked, after all if Im expected to screw a guy on set I think I have a right to know who he is.

Ad smiled back, he is a well-established actor with a lot of experience, and he will be on set for the final take around 4.00pm you can meet him then, and if you dont feel right I can ask Sandra to act as your body double for the sex scene. Sally frowned, it looked she would have to wait to find out who her co-star partner was going to be.

Meanwhile how about some porridge? Ad said. Ok sure, replied Sal and she watched Ad pick up a saucepan, pour in some fresh milk and stirred it, then he turned and tipped the contents of the pan over her leaving her with the sticky porridge and milk mixture running down her top and skirt.

She swore at him calling him an underhand bastard. Ad smiled as he watched her take off her soggy top, his eyes widened appreciatively as her boobs in the balcony bra wobbled into view. She stepped out of the milk and porridge streaked skirt, and left them lying on the floor.

Turning to Ad, she asked if he would like some bread and butter to go with his breakfast. Yes please he said, and watched as Sally dressed only in her bra and panties emptied a whole loaf of sliced bread into the sink. Ad was puzzled, but did and said nothing, preferring to watch her and see what she did next.

From where he was Ad could not see what Sal was doing, so he read his newspaper instead. Moments later she stood in front of him, and told him to put his paper down. Ad noticed the kitchen bowl was now on the worktop.

Suddenly Sally plunged her left hand into the bowl, and with her right hand yanked open Ads silky bathrobe, deftly she pulled his boxers away from his body. Sal looked into his eyes and slowly dumped handful after handful of soggy dripping wet doughy bread down the inside of his boxers and smoothed it all over his Hampton Wick.

Ad was not expecting it and gasped as the cold mixture flowed over his balls. Sally giggled, and then scooped out a handful of very soft butter, and pushed that inside with the soggy dough. Snapping shut his boxers she massaged it all in to make sure the messy mix was complete.

Turning she run back to the bathroom to shower. Ad stood in stunned silence as he heard her giggle all the way down the long hall, he smiled to himself as pealing down his underpants he watched a pile of buttery wet gooey doughy muck slipped onto the floor with a plop, while his purple headed monster independently strove for the sky. Laughing he said aloud, Oh girl youre going to pay for that one!

She had two hours to fill before filming began, so dressed in a clean top and denim mini skirt she headed outside for a look around. There was no sign of Ad. Feeling a little glum, she walked across the fields to the edge of the lake where the ducks were swimming, she squatted on her haunches just before the muddy edge and thought deeply about the last two fun filled days she had spent with Ad


SWITCH WRITERSClownsnap grabs the reins as we gallop to the finish line, NO whips please!


........what a great couple of days I have had thought Sally, I had not even heard of WAM until yesterday lunchtime, and now I am apparently staying with The King of WAM films!

She smiled to herself as she thought about all that gooey bread and butter flowing over Ad's firm cock....mmmmmm, I wish it was Ad who was my leading man for the film shoot later, now that would be awesome thought Sal, as her hands started to stroke her upper thigh, a massive horny shiver ran through her, as she thought how wonderful it would be if Her and Ad were too involved in the epic cream pie finale!!.....why dream, it will probably be some ugly geek, who does not mind getting plastered with pies thought Sally as her horny feel slowly started to fade!

Sal rose from her hunched position, and realized that her shoes were all covered in thick
Treacle like mud....oh bollocks, she thought as her feet started to disappear under all the thick black Goo, shit, I am sinking, the mud slowly edging over her ankles...help....help screamed Sally, as she looked around for someone to help her out of this slimy mess.

Much to Her massive relief she spotted Ad running over from the house, his Satin red robe open, with his gooey bread filled boxers on show to the world, he stopped about 2 foot from her and held out his hand, what are you like you dozy bint laughed Ad, as their hands clasped each others!
He pulled Sal to the side, but her lovely new shoes were stuck like glue in the gooey mud.....you had better go back in and fetch those demanded Ad, I need those for the shoot this afternoon!.

No way exclaimed Sally, I am not going back into that shitty mud for anything!
Oh really laughed Ad, noticing that Sal was off balance. He gave her a gently playful nudge, and she started to fall, her arms flapping desperately trying to regain her balance....yoooooou bastaaasssrd she screamed as her whole body overbalanced into the wet sticky thick mud with a loud splat!
Her hair and face was completely covered and Sally sputtered as it flowed into her mouth choking her.

Sals arms and legs worked like mad to try and get out of the mud. She finally managed to after pushing her body up away from the mud in a press up motion, she was clear of the goo.
You evil bastard shouted Sally, as the mud oozed from her hair and down her face.

She managed to clear her eyes, and noticed that her blouse and denim skirt were just a sludgy brown colour, shivering from the cold mud running down her body, she finally made it onto the grass bank.

What the fuck did you do that for, exclaimed Sally. But Ad did not answer, he was too busy laughing his balls off, right thought Sal, if you think that was funny, how do you like this, and after scooping up the black treacle like mud she walked over, pulled back Ad's already gooey boxers, and let the mud slip of her hands into his boxers, slowly massaging the gooey delight into his now bone hard cock and balls.

Jesus is there any messy substance or situation that does not get you turned on whispered Sal into Ad's ear. No he replied, running his hand up Sal's short denim skirt, and onto her pussy and short pubes, his fingers gently stroking her mound.

Jesus, I so wish Ad was my leading man this afternoon thought Sal, because the way I feel right now, I really dont need any excuse to get screwed by this guy, he is awesome, and extremely gorgeous!

Ad whispered for Sal to go and get showered, his hand slowly moving away from her messed up dress. She turned she gently stroked Ad's rock hard cock, playfully squeezing it through his messy boxers, well this is the last chance I will get to do this she thought, not wanting to miss out on such a wonderful final opportunity for one final lustful tickle.

I wonder what this afternoon will bring thought Sal, as she walked back to the house for yet another shower...........


SWITCH WRITERSSally Wipes the mud off and hits the keys again for the finale part.


..Shower over, and dressed in another change of clothes Sally joined Ad outside his house, he grabbed her hand and said, its time to start the filming, come with me I will take you straight into wardrobe to get dressed for todays shoot.

But I just got changed, Sal said, Oh I know I can see that smiled Ad, but honey we need you dressed for the part this afternoon, now be a sweetie and follow me please.

As they walked Ad gave Sal the outline of the scene, and what he expected of her. She was glad there was very little dialog for her to say, there rarely was in any of Ads films she would later realize.

You are head chef of "Clown Industries Catering," and you are organizing the baking of 3000 custard pies for a charity dinner event. You have a team of 36 staff and they are all busy making the pies.

Ad continued to outline to Sally the scene from start to finish, and Sally smiled and nodded her agreement.

So when do I get the chance to meet Mr X, Sal asked. Oh Ad exclaimed he is running late and wont be able to meet you until filming. Sally was concerned, but trusted Ad.

In wardrobe they presented her with a specially made chefs whites, it was loosely based on a chefs jacket, but cut with the intention of making the wearer look sexy. Sally was not surprised to find that all she was expected to wear under the jacket was her white silky pants. She slipped it on, and it looked fantastic on her, it was tailored to emphasize her bust, and just reached to her thigh barely covering the panties.

She went out to show Ad, but instead she bumped into Mike the cameraman who explained Ad had to take an important business call. He motioned Sally to follow him into the second barn, which was now kitted out as a large industrial kitchen, sitting in a 6 inch deep recess. Mike explained that the custard and cream could be contained within the stage set preventing damage to the electrics surrounding the set.

The other actors were already at their allotted kitchen stations, and she saw at least 10 cameras set up to record the scene from every conceivable angle. She spotted Sophie on set Sally smiled at her and gave a little wave. Sophie came over and kissed her affectionately as if they were old friends.

Hi Sal, are you ready for today, Sophie asked, Sal nodded, she did not want to show any nerves to the more experienced actress.

Ok Mike said PLACES EVERYBODY. Sally ran to her start point and heard Mike shout. TURNOVER..and ACTION.

The other actors picked up the pies and began to fill them with the custard fed from overhead tubes that hung at their station. After a moment Mike gave Sally her cue. Sally walked between the stations looking at the pies and tasting the odd one or two.

Stopping at Sophies she noticed a pie that was not up to standard, she asked Sophie why but Sophie showed annoyance at Sals interference, and picking up the pie, she aimed it at Sally, who ducked just in time as it hit Jane who was working behind.

Jane stopped and licked her lips they were full of custard, Sal made a run for her office and locked herself in as Jane wiped the mess from her eyes, and returned the compliment to Sophie. The pie landed with a splat against Sophies chest, and slid slowly down her whites.

Sally watched amused from the safety her office as the huge staged pie fight broke out between the actors. Pie after pie was hurled and the pristine set turned bright yellow together with all the actors and actresses involved.

CUT Called Mike, and although most stopped a few continued to pie each other with the remaining stock as they were having so much fun..

Mike explained to Sally it was time for her scene, as the production staff restocked with fresh pies. Sally stepped onto set, looking oddly out of place as the only clean clothed actress there.

AND ACTION. Sally delivered her line to camera perfectly, and then looked round as Sandra Brown walked on set and up to her SALLY.......... WHATS GOING ON? Sandra screamed.

Mr Clown and I decided to make a visit to see how its all going, and from what I can see its all bloody gone!

Oh shut up you stupid bimbo, you know nothing your all just tits and teeth! screamed Sal on cue.

WHAT! Yelled Sandra, and grabbed Sallys hair tugging hard. Sal wondered if Sandra was being extra mean because of the accident in the restaurant. As they tussled together the others on set urged them on.

When suddenly there was a loud ripping sound as Sally pulled on Sandras flimsy top, and it ripped neatly up her back and fell into two pieces at her feet, as Sandra folded her arms across her naked breasts to hide them in fake modesty.

STOP yelled a familiar voice. Sally looked round to see Ad, but dressed as a Clown. She was not sure what was going on, but she followed the lead of the other actors who all appeared to stay in character.

JUST WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOURE DOING! Ad yelled at the two women.

Sandra explained what she found when she walked in, and added, now just look at me!
Sandra unfolded her arms and allowed her tits to fall under the lustful gaze of Ads eyes.

As Sally went to speak Sandra grabbed Sals jacket front, and pulled down hard on it. Sally heard the sound of ripping Velcro, as the jacket front neatly parted company from the back, both halfs now lay with Sandras on the custard covered floor.

Sally stood topless and slightly bemused as the realization dawned that Ad was her leading man.
Sally and Sandra both now turned to face Ad who looked the two of them up and down taking in their charms.

Ad turned round to the watching Sophie and said. Sophie you sort this out for me please!

A second later a huge pie landed on Sandras face, Sals was next, and Sal and Sandra were bombarded with pies from all directions.

Sally was on rolling the floor with Sandra, as Ad pressed his Ipad button.

WHUMP! Both girls got covered in a stream of raw eggs.

WHUMP! Now chocolate was flooding out and their bodies were coated in the rich brown choc sauce.

Between the button pushing from Ad, Sally and Sandra were giggling and rolling around like old friends, as Ad continued to stab buttons at random and spatter his two leading ladies in everything his techies had programmed in to the computer.

CUT Yelled Mike, SCENE RESET PLEASE Slowly the actors made their way off set, leaving just Sal, Sandra and Ad as the cameras were brought in closer for the last couple of scenes.

ACTION..Mike called.. Sandra and Sally now were in front of Ad who was still immaculately dressed in his clown suit.

The girls exchanged a glance between them, and in unison bombarded Ad with pie after pie, his face creased in laughter as Sally smoothed them onto him.

Sandra pulled down his oversize trousers and pied his old man, while Sally smacked one into his bare arse with such force the exploding custard and cream spattered the camera team 10 feet away.

Before long they all were barely recognizable covered in the slimy mess, so Mike shouted a final CUT.

TAKE 15 EVERYBODY. Called Mike, as Ad got up and went over to see the rushes on the monitor. Sandra helped Sally up, and kissed her on the cheek, their feud now forgotten.

While Sandra went off to shower, a young lad appeared and offered Sally a coffee.

Sally took it and became aware as the lad was staring intently at her as custard dripped from her naked breasts. Very nice eer. erm.. set... miss very nice.. oh yes and very well acted, the lad said, and blushing tuned back to his normal duties.

Sally had to remain on set with Ad while they setup for the final scene.

Mike walked over and asked them if they were ready, to which they both nodded. Ad could see Sallys apprehension, and so he grabbed her hand and giving it a quick kiss and squeeze, and whispered that she was doing fantastic.

Back on their places mike yelled ACTION, as camera one closed in on Sally who had picked up a bucket of beans, it tracked her as she moved toward Ad. However Ad saw her coming and wrestled the bucket away from her, there was a shriek as Ad turned the tables and emptied it over Sal.

Camera two panned down her face as beans and tomato sauce streaked down.

Camera three was focused on her breasts, as Ad hit them firmly with a strawberry flan and moshed the mess from one breast to the other.

Camera four concentrated on her custard covered panties, and then slowly Ads hands entered frame, and inched them slowly down her long legs.

Sal allowed Ad to lift one foot as she stepped out of the sodden panties, but at that moment she lost her footing in all the mess, and camera five was right behind her to record the action as she landed with a splash in the remains of the previous pie fights.

Ad was concerned she was ok, but Sal whispered she was fine, so remaining in character, Ad ripped off his remaining clothes and was now as naked as her.

She was breathing deeply, it was now or never and she had to go through with it. She gained confidence when she saw Ad beaming at her, and it was obvious he was scene ready, as his big custard covered cock bobbed about in front of him.

Sally felt Ads warm hands on her legs first, as he slowly rubbed her soft skin, the slimy custard just added to her feeling of sheer pleasure.

Ads fingers moved to her tummy, and started rubbing it in a slow circular motion down to the edge of her pubes. She lay, eyes shut writhing in ecstasy from Ads attention, oblivious to the cameras and crew watching her and Ad get it on together.

Ads hand was replaced by his lips as they pecked and kissed at the cream on her taut body, his butterfly kisses continued up her body, until they found her breasts.

She held her breath as Ads lips sucked her right nipple into his warm moist mouth, then with a sudden rush she breathed out rapidly as his tongue lapped round her areola as his fingers squeezed her other nipple into submission.

Slowly Ads hand covered her left breast and gently but firmly squeezed it. Opening her eyes she saw Ads face buried on her right breast. She pulled his face towards hers, and her tongue darted into his open mouth as their lips met hungrily.

Ad could sense a change in Sally, all week she had been teasing him, flirting in an outrageous way, and he knew it, hell he loved it, but this was different, the urgency with which she now wanted Ad seemed to trigger a like response in him. He decided he would be the teaser now, leading her on almost to the brink and then backing off before she got any satisfaction.

Ad flipped Sally off her back and positioned her body on top of his, he was now lying in three inches of custard and cream, and Sally was lying naked atop his body.

The cameras all panned in for close ups as Sally sat astride Ad.

He positioned her so she was across his chest, and he had a birds-eye view of her fanny.

Wow that looks fantastic he thought, and looking up into her face he noticed the familiar red flush of her neck and chest that indicated she was turned on.

Sally gave Ad a quizzical look, and bent down to kiss him, and whispered in his ear, when are we going to..

Sal never finished her question, she did not need to as Ad took control and whispered Soon Sally, Very Soon, theres plenty of time a sex scene usually lasts 30 minutes. Sally said, I dont know if I can wait 30 minutes, Ive got an itch that dam well need scratching.

Ads hands traveled up and down her back rubbing the chocolate sauce into her buttocks, Ad was careful not to explore too far, he did not want to spoil his fun in making her wait.

Using his big powerful hands he flipped her upright, and then spun her round into a 69 position. Mike had already seen this coming and the cameras were recoding every slip and slide of her body.

She came face to face with Ads cock which she grabbed almost like a life raft. Her fist closed round the slippery shaft and pulled his skin slowly down exposing the red and purple head.

Sally extended her tongue and licked in an upwards motion on the exposed glands as Ad shuddered below her. She pulled it back towards her open mouth, and closed her lips around the head, and begun with a light soft sucking.

Now Ad was breathing hard as she continued her oral assault on his cock, he felt soft fingers rubbing up and down the shaft, while she used her long finger nails to scratch ever so lightly on his balls. Ad was now unsure if he could stand the pleasure for much longer himself.

He pulled her down a little, and parted her thighs, his nose was inches from her fanny, and he could resist her no longer, he sucked at it hungrily, lapping, licking and probing inside her with his tongue. Sally kept up with him matching him move for move.

As Ad nipped at her clit with his teeth, so Sal did the same to him, which caused him to shudder violently.

He flipped her off and onto her back again, splattering the custard everywhere, and causing Mike to swear, as he copped a face full, as he was filming close ups on a handy-cam.

She tipped her head back and held her breath as she felt the tip of Ads penis enter her for the first time.

The custard and cream acted as a lubricant, not that she needed any being fully aroused.

Ad started with long deep slow strokes, and she loved the feeling as his big hands explored her breasts and nipples.

The rhythmic slapping of Ad as he made love with her was causing splats of custard to fly up and land on her face.

Sally grabbed Ad, and pulled his face towards hers, they kissed deep long and hard as Ad thrust deeply into her body she made whimpering sounds in response.

TWO MINUTES. Mike called out, and Ad whispered to Sally they had almost finished the shoot.

Oh No, Sally said youre not going to say CUT to me!

Ad laughed as he realized that she more then willing, for Ad to go all the way for the final scene.

Ad ever willing to help aspiring actresses gave a last hard thrust with his groin, and Sally felt the flood of hot semen jet into her.

They lay together panting, as Mike came over looking a little cross.

Whats up mike Ad asked?

You know we planned for a facial shot, explained Mike, as you deliver your line. Fresh Cream Mam!

Ad laughed and told Mike not to worry, and that this film was to be a little different.

Ad helped Sally up, who immediately received a huge cheer and round of applause from cast and crew alike.

She and Ad walked back completely naked to his house and into his bathroom to clean up.

It was three hours before anyone heard anything from either of them again.

Later that night Sally climbed into Ads big double bed with him and kissed him passionately. She was smitten with him, and did not want him out of her sight.

Ad smiled sweetly at her and asked her a question.

Sal, how would you feel about moving in here with me permanently?

Well that depends on two things, she replied. Oh, on what? Ad asked.

I want you to drive me over to my ex-boyfriends flat tomorrow to get my stuff?

Sure Ad beamed, first thing in the morning, anything else Ad asked.

Yeah Sal replied, I would like to go to dinner back at the restaurant where we met. I have a little unfinished business with the Manager.

Ad roared with laughter, ABSOLUTELY he replied, the laughter faded and they began to kiss cuddle and..


The end.. or is it? Sally Forsythe & Clownsnap.