"Hey, hanging around clowns and cream pies is risky business!", Ally said to Petra, miming tossing a pie in the face.

Petra laughed, "I know! I had no idea I was going to get so freaking pied! Now I know!" she said, referring to the previous week's show, in which Petra was not only pied in the face, but thrown naked into a giant pie made from a wading pool and dozens of gallons of whipped topping.

Ally asked, "Well, are you up for more?"

Petra bit her lip and looked at her petite friend, "Sure! I kinda liked getting pied!", she said, "I hope that's not too weird. And honestly, who can complain about a whipped cream bath! I didn't know that was a kink thing!"

Ally snorted a short laugh and yelled over her shoulder, "Hey guys! Is naked slapstick a kink thing?"

A chorus of voices called back, "Yes!". One said, "Oh hell yes!". Petra laughed and looked for the culprit who replied so enthusiastically.

Ally hugged Petra, "Oh honey, you are such a good sport, taking the pie like you did. But you have so much to learn!"

Petra hugged her back and said, quietly, "I had fun. Probably too much fun."

Ally grinned, "Oh, I know. I got off watching you get dunked in that pie. Sexy-Schmexy!"

Petra looked astonished, "Got off? Ally is there something you need to tell me?"

Ally replied, "Only that I want to hug you again, your boobs feel amazing!", and hugged Petra again, wiggling her body and writing comically against Petra. Petra laughed.

Once Ally was done wriggling up against Petra, she took Petra by the arm and started to walk her to the dressing room. "Now Pet", Ally said, "Tonight we're raising the temperature. Tonight, the skit is a bit more... shall we say... erotical!"

Petra said, "How much more erotical can it get? I was naked last week in a pool of whipped cream!"

Ally coughed once, and grinned widely, and turned to face Petra, "Oh, Pet, my sweet innocent sexy pied-Petra". She sighed and shook her head, still grinning, "So much to learn! Ok, so! Are you up for anything? Wanna get your kink on for two-hundred of your closest ticket-paying friends?"

Petra replied, "Ally, a week ago you watched me practically fuck a giant whipcream pie! I think that qualifies as at least a little bit kinky!"

Ally blinked, and did a double take, and looked at Petra. "Woof!", she exclaimed, and suddenly jumped on Petra, wrapping one leg around Petra's thigh, and kissed Petra on the mouth, deeply and almost comically lasciviously.

Petra, shocked, took the kiss, and started to smile. Ally disentangled herself, and placed on hand on each of Petra's big, round breasts. "Fuck me, you're adorable.", she said, and shook her head as if to regain her senses.

Petra laughed, and put her own hands on Ally's pert, smaller breasts, "Thanks, Ally!"

Ally squeezed twice, "Honk Honk! Ok, gotta go. Get in costume, and I'll see you on stage."

Petra laughed again, "Ok! And honk honk yourself!", she said, squeezing Ally's breasts in response.

Ally threw her head back and laughed. She looked truly delighted! She turned to go, and then turned back around to face Petra. "Can I steal another kiss before I go?"

Petra laughed again, and said, "Uh, sure!"

Ally once again leapt onto Petra and planted a sudden, full, and completely unreasonably lascivious kiss. Petra, surprised again at first, suddenly relaxed into the kiss. Ally's lips were soft, and her kisses were superb! And she was wildly sensual with her tongue, clearly enjoying every moment of the sudden make-out session. Petra felt the effect of Ally's warm, soft lips, adventurous hot tongue and obviously intentional passion, and started to get very tingly.

Ally extricated herself from Petra for a second time, and ran her hands through her short, dark hair that only made it stick out in every direction even more-so that before. "Oof, oof, oof. Wowsa. Ok!", she gathered herself again, "Ok, pie-in-the-face target," she said to Petra, "go get ready and I'll see you just before we go on!"

Petra grinned and wiped her lips. "Ok!"

Standing out of sight in the "backstage" area, Petra found Ally waiting for their cue. Petra was wearing a light summer dress. Too short and too low, the hem came to just below her round ass and the top plunged low enough to show some of the lacy bright-red lingerie underneath. As Petra approached, Ally glanced back.

"Looking sexy, pie-target!", Ally said quietly.

"Thanks! You look cute! Nice flowers!', replied Petra as she adjusted her medium-length curly brown hair. Ally was wearing cute clown makeup, her shory hair spiked in all directions and quite purple, and was topless. Her breasts were made up as comical flowers. She was wearing a wild pink-and-purple tutu, one striped stocking and one stocking printed with toy trains, and two sparkly running shoes.

Ally ran her fingers around her nipples, which already stuck-out naturally but now hardened just that much more. "Quickest pistils in the west!"

It took Petra a second, but once she got the pun she snorted a laugh and quickly silenced it.

"Shhhh!", Ally and a tall, very handsome man standing next to Ally, said.

Petra whispered, "Sorry!", and grimaced.

Ally leaned in and whispered, "I'm sorry."

Petra whispered her reply, "What for? The kiss? Don't be sorry, you're a great kisser Ally."

Ally said, "Thanks! I'm also a great fuck. But no, not for the kiss, I'm not sorry for the kiss, I'm sorry for the pies. Sorry in advance."

Petra stifled another laugh, "Don't be sorry, I know I signed up to take a cream pie in the face, it's fine. I kinda like it to be honest!", she said conspiratorially.

Ally whispered, "Oh you don't understand, let me explain. I added extra, extra topping to the pies, for extra extra oomph. The pies are ginormous!"

Petra groaned, quietly, "Oh my god..."

Ally continued, "No, seriously. Gi-normous pies. Also extra extra gooey. You're kinda sorta really really gonna get pah-lastered tonight. Not kinda sorta. Totally pah-lastered. I'm sorry sweetie but tonight you are seriously fucked. I'm sorry in advance. I couldn't help it. "

Petra sighed, and smiled again, "Oh my god! Gee thanks a lot! Why'd you do that? What do you mean you couldn't help it! You are too funny!"

Ally leaned in and whispered, "Because I have a very strong pie in the face fetish and I have the biggest crush on you right now so I really want to see you totally pied and totally starkers-nekkid and pied and nekkid and pied and pied and nekkid and pied! Its my favorite thing ever so I made super-special-gooey-creamy pies for you and your adorable face and fabulous tits and ass - uh, I mean nice womanly body ahem cough cough. You'll love it you can thank me later."

Petra was stunned, and couldn't think of a thing to say. They got the stand-by from the stage manager. Saved by the bell!

Ally, just before they got the cue to hot the stage, whispered, "It's a sexual fetish.", and nodded an exaggerated conspiratorial nod.

"Yeah I got that!", Petra replied, smirking.

The basics of the skit was Petra and Jeff, the tall improbably-handsome man who had been stranding on the other side of Ally, are on a date when Ally the clown, transfixed by the adorable couple, interrupts. It was a thin excuse of a setup for Petra to take a pie in the face (or twelve).

Going into the scene, all Petra assumed was that a)she'd get pied, b)she'd lose her dress in a slapstick manner, and c), she'd get thrown naked into the giant pie. Thus she really wouldn't be naked, since being fully dipped in nondairy dessert topping covered more of her skin (as in, all of her skin) than this flimsy dress.

She and Jeff McHandsome made googly eyes at each other, and sold the scene that they were on some hand-holding sweet date somewhere. "I bet he's gay", Petra thought, "based on his chest and abs. And shoulders. Hubba!".

She immediately lost focus and thought back to Ally's kiss. What a kiss. Ally was wild, and Petra suddenly felt her heart pounding. "Oh no, did she have a crush on Ally in return? Since when was this a thing?", she thought, "I like men! I like this man, or his body anyway! Can I have both?"

Suddenly, there was a stream of high-pitched gibberish. Ally was onstage, comically stalking the dating couple.

Ally, as always, was doing a brilliant clown skit. Petra started to laugh, and tried to stifle herself in an effort to stay in character.

Ally stepped between the couple, and separated their held hands with more gibberish, "No, no no. Shame on you! Shame.. shame..",

Ally then noticed Jeff, "..oooh! Oh! Ooooooooh.. hubba bubba hubba!" And did an excellent clown, comic routine of fawning over Jeff. She slid her hands into his shirt, and started to unbutton it. As she undid a button, he'd do it back up. They went up and down, up and down, getting a lot of laughs from the audience, until she finally grabbed his shirt, and with mock Herculean effort, ripped it from his torso.

Ally's first word in non-gibberish of the evening was "Bangin!", as the audience laughed and Ally coo'ed and ogled Jeff.

Petra, watching, just said "Damn..." out loud, which got a big laugh from the audience.

Jeff tried to get his shirt back from Ally, who dodged him and threw the shirt into the audience, where a stagehand retrieved it.

Ally continued to ogle Jeff, and occasionally would turn to Petra and growl threateningly like a chihuahua protecting a favorite throw-pillow.

Jeff sneezed. A stage sneeze, but for the skit: a sneeze. He sneezed again. Ally put her fingers in her ears, And Jeff sneezed a couple of more times.

Ally patted around her body for a hanky. When she got to her flower-painted breasts, she patted them, and found her nipples. She gave the audience a cross-eyed look, and while she twisted and tweaked her prominent nipples, the sound of an old-fashioned radio tuning through static came over the sound system. More laughs!

Jeff sneezed again, and Ally looked around, wiping her nose and gibberishing for a hanky. She froze her gaze on Petra.

Ally smiled a wide, evil smile. Petra laughed, "Oh no..."

Ally reached out like Nosferatu. Hands clawed, arms outstretched, toward Petra.

Petra giggled.

Ally suddenly hooked her hands into Petra's dress, and with a loud high-pitched grunt and exaggerated effort, ripped Petra's dress off.

Petra squealed, and covered herself inadequately with her hands. Now in sexy red lingerie, she stood, mouth open in a wide smile, as Ally coyly handed the dress to Jeff so he could wipe his nose.

Jeff tried to hand the dress back to Petra, but Ally slapped his hands. After a few times, Ally took the dress and wiped Jeff's face with it before throwing the dress, with an expression of disgust and a loud "Ewwwwwwwwww!", to the audience.

Petra looked aghast, and then acted disappointed and sad. The audience did their requisite part: "Awwwwwwwwww...."

Ally waved off the audience, who then "Awwww"'ed more loudly this time.

Ally turned around and looked at Petra.

Petra waved and tried not to break character and laugh again.

Ally did a double-take at Petra's barely-clad figure. She looked Petra up and down, and gave the audience an expression of surprise, then lust. More gibberish, "Hubba-hubba!", and Ally pushed Jeff gently away and walked toward Petra in an outlandish swagger.

What followed was gibberish for Ally trying to pick up Petra. The audience cracked up, and Petra was laughing and trying to keep up with Ally.

Jeff, for his part, tried to get in between Ally and Petra. The more he tried, saying that Petra was his girl, the more frustrated and irritated Ally got until Ally finally boiled over in a comic expression of frustration.

She stormed upstage. Jeff and Petra held hands. Petra stared at Jeff's model-like chest and abs and tried not to laugh at Ally.

Ally came back and shimmied her way between Jeff and Petra. She was holding a cream pie.

Petra noticed the pie and blurted "Oh my god!" and laughed, and jumped back a step. Ally wasn't kidding - the pie was enormous! It was wide, in a real pastry shell, and was topped with loads and loads of thick, white whipped topping. It was a comic, clown-sized pie.

Ally looked at Petra with narrowed eyes. Petra, instinctively, said "Oh, no! No no no no no no no!"

Ally turned to Jeff with the same expression, and he just looked down at Ally with an arched eyebrow.

Ally made a big show out of indecision, and finally stared at Petra.

Petra's heart sank and her stomach flipped. She looked Ally in the eyes, grinning, and waited for the pie.

Ally turned suddenly and gave Jeff a perfect, ridiculously full-faced and messy pie in the face.

Petra blurted, "OH my god!!"

The audience cheered. Ally dusted off her hands in a job well done, and then walked to Petra and put her arm around Petra's bare shoulders.

Jeff stood there, and did a very slow burn. His face was under a very thick gooey pie, crust slowly falling and leaving gooey white trails of cream. The pie ringed his head and had splattered and splashed around his neck and shoulders. Cream fell and bounced off of him, leaving splashes on his bare chest. He finally wiped crust from his eyes and opened them. Two eyes peeking out from an absolute sea of cream.

"Oh my god", Petra thought, "that must be what I look like when I get a pie in the face!". Despite herself, Petra laughed.

Jeff kept wiping his eyes in classic slow-burn slapstick fashion. He turned to the audience and gave a sad, pie-covered, expression. The audience gave their, "Awww..", though some whistled and applauded.

Ally looked at the audience, and at Jeff, and looked sad. She walked up to Jeff and in gibberish said, "I'm sorry...". She then quickly turned to Petra, grabbed the top of her lingerie, and yanked it off. Petra, now topless, gasped and immediately covered her bare breasts with her hands. Ally sheepishly wiped pie from Jeff's face with the bra, and then tossed the bra far into the audience.

Jeff licked his lips and stared down at Ally. He then went upstage and took a pie.

Ally said, "ruh roh!"

Jeff returned, and Ally dramatically shielded Petra's body with her own, standing in front of Petra, arms straight out from her sides, as tall as her petite size would allow with a defiant expression while Jeff held in his hand one of the enormous, over-topped pies.

"Noop!", Ally squeaked. Jeff brought his arm back to toss the pie at Ally's face.

Jeff let the pie fly.

Ally, with a loud "Nope!", squatted down and out of the way.

Petra stood, transfixed, and took the massive pie in the face. With a squealed "Mmmph!", she took the pie square in her kisser. The pie splashed around her neck, over her shoulders, down one breast and over the hand covering it, and over the top of her head and in a ring around her face and curly brown hair.

The pie was very thick, extremely gooey, and very cool and creamy. Her face was engulfed in inches of whipped topping, and shattered crust slid slowly down to land on top of her boobs (being squeezed by her hands), over her hands, and down her body.

Petra's mouth fell open in a wide, grinning "O" of amused surprise and shock. She was getting into watching Ally so much that she became an observer and not a participant in the skit, and forgot to be ready for a pie!

Petra gasped, "Oh! Oho! Oh my..auh-huh..unh.. oh!". She knew that she got it but good.

Petra waited until enough crust fell from her eyes so that she could open the. Only one would open, but at least she could see. The other eye was too pie-covered.

Ally stood with her hands over her mouth in shock. Jeff was laughing, his own face still plastered with enough cream to look ridiculous.

Ally did a slow turn to Jeff, and putting her hands on her hips, frowned. She scolded him in gibberish, and walked up to him and grabbed his pants. With a rip, they pulled off of him, leaving him in a pair of tight black briefs.

Ally handed Petra the pants, and helped wipe Petra's face with the khakis.As she wiped, her expression turned to comic lust as she wiped the cream on Petra's breasts with the fabric.

Petra, laughing, wiped her eyes, and held the fabric against her bare boobs. Ally tried to pull the pants away, but Petra held onto them. A small tug of war ensued, until finally Ally got the pants away from Petra and tossed them into the audience.

Ally looked at Petra. Cream had gone everywhere. Petra thought, "It's amazing how much mess just one pie can make!", when Ally started to smear cream all over Petra's breasts with a comic expression of pleasure.

Petra gasped. This felt good. Too good for a stage show. Ally did a funny bit for the audience, acting out pure comic ecstasy as she slathered cream all over Petra's chest.

She made her hand into a "paintbrush", and "painted" Petra with the cream that was already stuck to her body. Dipping her fingers into the crown of pie that had stuck to the top of Petra's head, Ally "brushed" Petra down the face, holding one hand with the other as the "brush", and then up and down her breasts, over her belly, and finally one leg and then the other, leaving thin smears of cream up and down Petra.

Petra, topless, gave up and stood with her hands on her hips, amused and laughing at Ally.

Ally then did the unexpected. She slid her hands up Petra's body. With one hand on each cream-smeared breast, she caressed and squeezed. Petra gasped. Ally slid her hands around, and then down to Petra's hardened nipples, and squeezed and twisted. Gently enough not to cause pain, hard enough to make Petra moan unintentionally.

Petra opened her eyes after the sudden sensual moment, and looked at Ally who, for this moment at least, wasn't acting. She caught Ally's slight smirk and her sly wink.

Petra bit her lip, and smeared cream around her own breasts. Some pie still fell from her hair and face, and her face was white from the pie in the face, but she wasn't as thickly coated as moments ago.

Jeff stood there, in only his briefs, arms crossed, watching. Having had enough, he walked up and took another pie.

Ally squeaked "ruh roh!", and hid behind Petra.

Petra wiped as much cream from her face as possible so she could see. She flicked the sticky cream from her hands, and watched Jeff. When he arrived center-stage, Petra said, "Jeff.. now, Jeff, don't..."

Petra felt two hands finger-walk up her legs. Stifling a laugh, she looked down to see Ally's hands finger-creeping up her thighs to her waist, where her last remaining article of clothing was. Ally hooked her thumbs into the sides of the red lace lingerie bottoms.

Petra groaned, "Oh noooo..."

Ally suddenly stood up and gave Jeff a raspberry from over Petra's shoulder, and then shot back down to hide. Jeff cocked his arm back, and almost tossed the pie.

Petra said, "Jeff, think about this... Ally.. please.."

Ally stood and raspberried Jeff again, who once again almost tossed the immense, deep pie.

Petra, unable to alter the course of events, just groaned again. "Oh, noooo! Guys, not another pie in the face!"

Ally stood again, and gate Jeff a very long, articulated raspberry. As soon as Jeff tossed the pie, Ally ducked. The pie landed in Petra's face with a loud "SPOP!" and pied Petra entirely, sending cream flying in all directions. Petra was once again thoroughly pied in the face, her features and hair suddenly under inches of thick sticky whipped topping.

As for Ally, on her way down she pulled Petra's lingerie to the floor. Petra, mouth open in a wide shocked smile, arms straight at her sides and shoulder up at her ears, froze as she was suddenly stripped nude in the middle of the stage.

Ally popped up while Petra was still in shock. She squeaked "Uh oh!", and used her hands to spread pie all over Petra's large, bare breasts. She then took a big piece of broken pie from Petra's head and smashed it into Petra's crotch, covering her in a thick layer of cream.

Slyly, Ally slowly smeared her hand between Petra's legs in a slow, erotic motion. Petra gasped loudly - the thick cream felt incredible down there. Cool, creamy, thick, heavy, and slippery, it was like a big creamy kiss. As she withdrew her hand, Ally also slyly fingered Petra with her middle finger, sliding up along until she flicked Petra's clit once, with loving expertise.

Petra gasped again, and loudly exclaimed "Oh!". She wiped pie from her eyes - it took a couple of tried to finally clear the massive amount of pie - and looked at Ally.

Ally was smirking, and back to the audience, wiped a lot of pie from Petra's face, and winked again.

Petra laughed. Completely nude, and pied, in front of an audience. She stood there, dripping pieces of pie, and enjoyed the moment.

Ally ran over to Jeff, tugged his briefs to the floor, and wolf-whistled. Jeff, his cock wobbling free of the briefs, did another slow-burn and looked at the audience in mock exasperation. The audience cheered and whistled.

Ally fetched another pie, and returned center stage.

She made a big, comic deal out of whom to hit in the face with the pie. Petra shook her head, and Jeff, hands on hips, just looked.

Ally, immense pie in her hand, comically acted like she was thinking, astaring at a spot in the distance.

As she did, she leaned against Jeff, her arm extended and her cream-coated hand pressed against Jeff abs. Ally's eyebrows shot up, and she looked at the audience.

Her hand slid down. She kept making surprised expressions until her hand slid down and groped Jeff's smooth, large cock, smearing it with some of the cream stuck to her hands.

Jeff made a small noise.

Ally looked around the theater for the source of the noise, and then slide her hand and groped Jeff from balls to tip. He groaned louder. Ally looked confused - what was making that noise?

The audience howled as this went on.

Ally looked at Petra, who shrugged. Ally shrugged back, and wrapped her hand around Jeff's stiffening cock. She slid her hand forward. Jeff made a sound.

Ally froze, sharply turning her head in some random direction to spot the source of the noise. She lokoed everywhere except at Jeff.

She slid her hand back. Jeff made a louder noise, and winced.

Petra laughed, and Ally looked in some other random direction.

She slid forward, and back, forward, and back, faster and faster, Jeff making louder and louder groaning and happy noises each time. Ally looked hysterically baffled.

Ally, with a truly confused expression, finally looked at Petra and said, in gibberish, "come here. Here, Come one, over here. Come here. Come. Here!"

Petra walked over, and Ally did her gibberish routine to get Petra to stand where Ally was standing. She then suddenly took Petra's hand and placed it around Jeff's cock.

Petra grinned widely, and the audience laughed. Jeff groaned, and once again Ally looked around for the source of the noise.

Petra grabbed as much cream from her head and body as should could (there was a ton of it on her!), and still creamed-faced and dripping crust from the previously thrown pies, slowly stroked Jeff, eliciting a noise every time, sending Ally hunting in a new direction every time.

Ally picked up a second pie, and with one pie in each of the flats of her hands, stalked the stage looking for the noise.

Petra, going with the flow, looked at Jeff's body and now entirely hard, big, glorious cock. This man had a great looking body, and an epic penis to go with it. She stroked faster, and got all sorts of noises from Jeff. Ally stalked, and worked her way back to center stage.

Grinning, Petra was turned on not only by Ally's initial smooch backstage, getting groped in slippery cream and slightly fingered in front of an audience, but also now by this incredible bit of manhood that felt incredibly good in her hand. She had his balls in one hand and his cock in the other. Her lust levels shot into overload, and she thought, "Oh, what the hell."

Leaning over, the soft, smooth, and large mushroom-tip of Jeff's cock closer to her face, she opened her mouth and wrapped her lips and tongue around the tip of his cock, taking it entirely into her mouth. She licked and teased him around the crown with her tongue, and flicked the tip a few time.

Jeff, startled with pleasure, groaned very loudly. Petra kept going, enjoying herself immensely.

Ally turned around. "AH HA!", she exclaimed. Ally brought her arm back to throw a pie.

After a few more gropes, strokes, licks and sucks, Jeff slid out of Petra's mouth and gentle grip, and motioned for Petra to turn around.

Petra stood back up, and said, "Huh?" and turned around...

...right into yet another giant cream pie in the face.

"OH!", she squealed as the pie struck with a loud "Spop!". Cream flew everywhere, and splattered not only onto Jeff but onto people sitting in the first row of the audience!

Ally, smiling, threw the second pie at an unsuspecting Petra, who took it again in the face, hair, neck, shoulders and chest.

Petra, hands up, stark naked, and face and much of her hair absolutely and completely covered with whipped topping after the perfectly tossed totally-covering pies in the face, froze in place. Huge pieces of pie and crust slid from her face to land on her breasts, and slide down and over them, leaving gooey trails of snow-white cream. She spit some very sweet cream out of her mouth, and smiled.

The cream was very heavy, and felt very sensual on her face, neck, boobs, oh - everywhere! Heavy sweet topping on her lips was sensual, and she was becoming extremely horny. She was increasingly wet and aroused.

Facing the audience, and smiling through a face obliterated with pies, Petra slid her hands over her shoulders, down her arms, and slathered cream all over her breasts, over, under, sides, and over again. She licked her lips, and said, "Thanks, Ally!"

Ally squeaked a gibberish, "Sorry!", through a laugh.

Jeff walked upstage with his raging hard-on, and returned towing the infamous giant pie. The wading pool, resting on a foam-rubber base, was filled to overflowing with the thick, gooey and stick whipped topping.

He wheeled it to the stage, right behind where Petra was standing. The audience tittered.

Petra could hear it, and she knew what it was. Grinning, she smeared pie down her torso. She was now white from head to mid-thighs.

Ally moved Petra so that the back of Petra's calves were pressed up against the sides of the huge pie. Petra wiped her face so she could finally see.

Ally was standing in front of her, grinning. Jeff, as naked as Petra, was behind Ally.

Petra said, "I really want to see Jeff fall in face first this time!", and grinned.

Ally shrugged, and turned around to face Jeff. She groped him, underhanded, and grabbing his cock, pulled him closer. She backed up into Petra, who almost lost her balance and grabbed Ally around the chest to keep from falling. Petra's hands were covering Ally's flower-painted breasts.

Ally's face went into an expression of comic shock and surprise, and she started to stroke Jeff very rapidly. Jeff groaned, and Ally suddenly thrust her hips backwards to bend over.

Petra yelped loudly and fell into the pie on her ass. And, once again, the huge pie was so dense and slick that she fell backwards even further and got dunked into the cream.

She sat up, the back of her body and head covered in thick adhesive cream.

Ally turned, and looked aghast. "Oh no!", she squeaked! In gibberish she said, "I'll save you!" in classic comic melodrama.

She put her hands together as if she was going to dive into a lake, and took a leap.

Ally dove face-first into the giant pie. Her face was aimed to Petra's crotch, and she landed with a loud splat!, legs kicking behind her, face and head buried in the huge pie.

"Oh my god!", Petra laughed. She felt Ally between her thighs, Ally's hands holding onto her for balance.

Holding her breath, Ally stuck out her tongue and gave Petra's clit a nice long, slow lick before coming up for air, her entire head engulfed in whipped topping.

Petra groaned. She couldn't take much more teasing. Audience or not, she was going to jump someone.

Petra grabbed Ally for balance, and slid her slippery hands down Ally's slick, slim body. The tutu was heavy with cream, and so Ally writhed her way out of it, tossing it upstage. Ally flailed about and kept flailing, making such chaos that in no time both she and Petra were completely covered head-to-toe, back-to-front in dense cream, "wrestling" each other.

"Oh my god!", Petra laughed. She had gone under so many times that she needed a moment to clear her face and catch a breath. Ally climbed on top of her, their bodies sliding and slipping all over each other. Petra hooked her hands into Ally's black panties and in an effort to lift herself into a more seated position, tugged.

The panties ended up at Ally's ankles, and Ally out-of-character said, "Oof! Petra, you minx!". Ally took a breath and flipped over into the pie, and got out of the panties. Sitting up again, and clearing her eyes, looked at Petra. "You've been dipped again, Petra! This is a great look for you!"

Ally got back into character and started to flail again, trying to freestyle swim through the pie to the edge. Petra got upright, and knee-by-knee waded to the edge.

Ally was at the edge, her head covered in cream. Eyes closed, she flailed around until she got her hands on Jeff's cock again.

She tried to pull her self up, but only slid her hands off of his large member, stroking him once again. She reached out, grabbed, and stroked. This time, mock-frantic, she used both hands, grabbing his cock only to slide up and over the shaft and the tip. Left hand, right hand, faster and faster.

Jeff mocked and acted-out a comic version of an orgasm, and Ally responded as if she'd been shot backwards from a cannon. She fell backwards into Petra, and once again started to create chaos in the huge pie.

Petra laughed, "Oh no!", as Ally grabbed her breasts, her ass, and they in general slipped and slid all over each other.

At one point, Ally "shampooed" Petra as if it was a day at the spa, and the audience chuckled.

Ally whispered in Petra's ear, "You didn't tell me how great this feels against my pussy, Petra, holy fuck!" Petra slid her hand down between Ally's legs and smeared cream all over her. "Oh I know!", Petra said.

This time Ally moaned, "Oh, fuck!". Out of character now, Ally slipped behind Petra and dunked her face-first into the pie.

She pulled Petra back up, and Petra - now massively creamed from face to feet once again - gasped. Ally climbed up and over, sending Petra on her back, and placed her face into Petra's crotch. She also maneuvered her clit over Petra's mouth.

Without warning, Ally started to give Petra very sensual, slow and expert oral sex. Petra responded, teasing Ally as much as possible without drowning in the pie.

Petra was in ecstasy. Ally was all over her with her hands, her body, and she had her hands sliding up and down Ally's lithe, slim body. Her skin was so smooth, and hot even under the cool thick cream. She licked and flicked Ally with her tongue which made Ally squirm and gyrate. Her own body was engulfed in gallons of cream topping, heavy and smooth it was like a full-body embrace. The cream was heavy on her hair, and the weight of all of the gooey stuff was incredibly sensual. "Slapstick my ass...", Petra thought as she and Ally 69'ed, "...this is the most erotic thing I've ever experienced". Ally's tongue on her own sex was driving Petra insane.

Ally, barely able to keep this up and breathe, extricated herself from their position and wildly thrashed her way back to Petra. Petra sat up and wiped her eyes. Ally planted herself behind Petra and, wrapping her arms around Petra, started slathering cream up and down Petras body. For the audience's benefit (and Petra's), she slathered handfuls of whipped topping all over Petra's already cream-dipped tits, squeezing and massaging them in all directions. Petra threw her head back onto Ally's shoulder and groaned, and reached her hand behind her back to tease Ally's clit again.

Ally grunted, and groaned, and whispered to Petra "Keep doing that!". Ally sent one hand down between Petra's legs while the other continued to play with Petra's ample breasts and hardened nipples.

Ally and Petra fingered and flicked and slid all over each other, their moans and groans getting louder as the audience watched, enrapt.

It really didn't take long; Ally suddenly exclaimed "Oh, Fuck!", her body tensed, and she groaned a loud noise as she had a very intense orgasm. Petra was a second later, as Ally's expert fingers and the cream and the though of being naked, pied and covered in cream on a stage in front of an affirming audience sent her over the edge, and she practically screamed as the orgasm came over her in a huge, sudden wave.

As it subsided, Petra yelled "Oh my god! Oh fuck!" and that provided the clue for the audience to break into applause and cheers.

Ally and Petra, smiling, exhausted and glowing, cleared their faces (only as far as becoming two completely white-masked faces) and smiled at each other.

As the audience cheered behind Petra, who was staring into Ally's deep blue eyes set in a cream-white face, Ally tapped Petra on the shoulder and pointed to the audience. "Turn around to your audience", said Ally.

Smiling, Petra turned around.

Jeff was standing there with an enormous pie in each hand. Smiling, he smashed the pies into Ally's and Petra's faces, rubbing and smearing them in circles. Ally put her face right into it, as she knew it was coming and simply closed her eyes and smiled and welcomed & enjoyed getting the pie in the face as Jeff let her have it.

Petra was surprised, again, and startled as the pie hit her in the face and she squealed. That caused laughter and an increase in cheering and volume from the audience!

Petra, her mouth in a wide "O", blinked and laughed. "You got me again!", she said, in honest shock. Despite being totally creamed, the pie in the face always got her!

Ally grinned, her face covered in pie and crust, and "looked" blindly in all directions. "Who threw that pie?!", she shouted as the giant pie with the two of them in it was towed backstage. "Who threw those pies?", and she laughed.

As the pie was being towed, Ally "whooped" loudly and dunked Petra once again into the cream, grabbing handfuls of cream and throwing them at Petra in loud "splats!". Petra cried, "Alllly!!!!!" as Ally cackled.

Backstage, everyone was laughing, and Ally tossed on last handful of cream at Petra before pouncing on Petra again and pressing her body against Petra's, sliding around a little bot.

Ally embraced Petra and kissed her on the lips. "MmmmmWAH!", she finished the kiss and licked Petra's lower lip. Petra grinned, and grabbed the sides of Ally's head and then kissed her, hard.

Once they were out of the pie, and had scraped off as much cream as they could, they walked along the plastic sheet to the showers.

They shared a shower stall, and once they'd rinsed off, Petra grabbed her large bottle of body wash and smiled at Ally. Ally returned the smile, and then gave Petra a very lascivious grin as she help up a bottle of conditioner and a large transparent dildo. Ally waggled her eyebrows at Petra and grinned, and Petra laughed and said, "Bring. It. On!".

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