There's a little black spot on my pies To-DAY. It's the same ol' spa-ot as Yester-DAY. Now you can buy from my freezer, or get 'em custom made. Cause our prices are set, at Bozo's Pie Arcade. And the pies are all fixed, to how you want 'em made. Cause of my Rep-u-ta-tion as THE KING OF SPADE!!! King Of SpAde!!! I'll always be, The King O' Spay-AID!

So Cum To Spade, Where You'll Always Get Laid! Go 4 Fame, & Pie-A-Dame!!! Liz is usually...the same. Oh...C'mom Man!

*The Kingdom Of Spade, is located @ 4Q Street, Anytown, OR USA 3.14 You can't miss it. It's right under Bozo's Big Top Circus. So I'll see ya real soon. Discounts on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. lol