When we got back from California it was business as usual settling into our routines.
After work, Kristi and I would talk about my CREAM-PIES-IN-MY-FACE- FETISH infatuation.
I could tell that she was very keen and super excited about being the CREAM PIE thrower.
That made her the dominant one, and me, her submissive.
Up until now our sexual relationship had been pretty even and level; both of us taking turns.
Now, I got the feeling that Kristi wanted to take the more dominant role in the bedroom and in our role playing games.
I was completely fine with that.
I was in fact excited for her to become more dominant over me and for me to become more submissive.
She had recently brought home some fetish magazines that she got from her boss at work that were all about strap-ons and pegging.
She hadn't said anything to me yet but I knew that it was coming, she was just thinking of how to ask me.
I was thrilled at the prospect of her pegging
me, but I didn't let on to it.

We rented a room at a local motel for Friday night.
Not knowing what was going to happen with this the first time, we didn't want a big mess to clean up at our apartment.
We went by her parents house to pick up a full length black rubber hobble dress she wanted to wear for the occasion.

On the way out the door, Linda asked us where we were going and what we were doing.
Kristi told her that we were going to a hotel to have our "PIE FIGHT."
Her mother seemed disappointed, and told us we could have it at the house in the backyard.
She wanted to watch, and she wanted to film it with her camcorder, and it would be cheaper for us.

Kristi told her maybe next time, we had already got the hotel room and we were due for some needed time alone.
Linda seemed a little disappointed but she was smiling, because she knew that "alone time" meant that her daughter was planning to go all out on this PIE Throwing endeavor.
Sexual experimentation
No mothers allowed.
She knew that Kristi would be telling her all about it the very next day anyway and she could be patient and wait for her turn to have me dress up for her and throw Pies in my face.
Linda was very adamant about having her way and she always got her way in the end.
She was dead set on hitting me in the Face with Cream Pies and she was going to have her way, one way or another.
Linda gave us $50 for the room and the cream pies.
I told her that I had already paid for the room and Linda sighed, rolled her eyes and said, "Then buy more CREAM PIES silly!
I want you to get thoroughly and completely PIED till your little heart's content.. and I'm absolutely sure that my daughter won't complain."

We stopped at a Food Lion to purchase the cream pies.
They had a brand called Banquet, and they were only $0.99 a pie.
They had coconut cream, banana cream, strawberry cream, vanilla cream, and chocolate cream pies.

We got five of each, which made for 25 cream pies in total.
For this first outing we thought that that was plenty, and it left us money, paying us back for the room.
We took deep breaths and headed for the checkout, knowing that the clerk was going to have questions about our purchase.
We weren't dressed up yet we were just in our street clothes, but I was still embarrassed as hell and shaking a little.

The cashier asked what all the pies were for.
Kristi told her we were having a pie fight.
I remember the female cashier laughing and telling us to make sure we let them thaw out first...
Because they're frozen.

Kristi laughed and said we sure would.
Then we were out the door and on our way.
When we got to the room we took the pies out of the boxes and spread them out to thaw.
We got dressed up in our rubber and PVC outfits and started to fool around while we were waiting for the pies to thaw.

It took about two hours and that was a lot of playtime.
So by the time the cream pies were thawed I was good and ready.
Kristi was wearing a full-length black rubber dress and black rubber thigh highs.

I was wearing black rubber briefs, with a glory hole and a black vinyl trench coat, buttoned all the way up and belted tightly around my waist.
I didn't go for a full outfit this time around because I knew how messy 25 cream pies was going to be, and it was going to be hell cleaning that black PVC trench coat afterwards.
It being Kristi's first time doing this, it wasn't a big deal to her that I wasn't fully clothed.
After tonight though, she would insist on full outfits.


I will never forget the sight of Kristi standing in front of me, in gleaming tight black rubber, holding a coconut cream pie.

I had dreamed of this moment.

I had fantasized about this since I was ten years old.
Now my fantasy was about to become a reality.
Kristi asked me," Do I need to do anything special when I Cream Pie you?"
I said," No, just hit me in my Face with the CREAM PIES."
Kristi was skeptical.
She said," Really? I'm just going to hit you in your Face with the CREAM PIES and I don't have to do anything else?
I don't have to touch you at all?
You don't need me to masturbate you to make you cum?"
I told her," You can masterbate me if you want to, but it's not needed.
Give me the first few standing in the shower.
We won't mess up the room or the bed right away, and you will see what I am talking about.
You're going to be surprised."
Kristi made an inquisitive face but said nothing.

I went and stood in the shower.
Kristi handed me two cream pies to hold...
She said," This will keep those hands occupied so you aren't tempted to touch anything!!"
It was like having my hands tied so I couldn't touch her and I couldn't touch myself.
Kristi added," And don't even think about getting me back and putting one of those CREAM PIES in my Face or I will be upset!"
As much as I would have liked seeing Kristi take a CREAM PIE in her Face wearing that SHINY Black RUBBER dress, I would never do that to her unless she wanted me to do it to her.
Not to mention, when I am the submissive being Cream Pied, I want the dominant woman to stay clean.

She knelt down in front of me holding the coconut cream pie in her right hand, and with her left hand she freed me from my briefs and pulled me out between the buttons on my black vinyl trench coat.
I was as hard as a diamond, and I was throbbing.

She teased me, stroking my shaft, and sucking and kissing just the tip.
She stood up and continued to lightly stroke my shaft while she brought the coconut cream pie close to my face, teasing me.

She said,"You are so HARD John!!
Is it because you are horny for this CREAM PIE?
Is this what you want, Baby?
A CREAM PIE in your FACE?
Is this what turns you on?
Is this what gets you.. SO HOT?!!!
A CREAM PIE in your FACE?
Is this what you've been fantasizing about Baby???
Me putting a CREAM PIE in your FACE...
Are you HOT for it Baby?
Ooooo because you are so HARD!!!
I've never seen you like this before.

You are trembling like a leaf!
You are so sexy in your SHINY Black VINYL Trench Coat.
I LOVE it when you FUCK me wearing it.
It feels so good.
Do You want me to CREAM PIE you in your SHINY Black VINYL Trench Coat?
Is that what you want?
CREAM PIE in your FACE and all over your Shiny Black Vinyl Trench Coat?
I'm going to put this CREAM PIE in your FACE, are you ready for it?
Do you want it?
Do you want it BAD?
CREAM PIE all over your FACE and your Shiny Black Vinyl Trench Coat.
Are you HOT for me to DO IT TO YOU?
Oooooo this is such a THICK..STICKY...GOOEY
CREAM PIE.
Shiny, squeaky Black Vinyl...
Do you want this CREAM PIE John?
This, THICK.. STICKY... GOOEY... CREAM PIEIN YOUR FACE John
Here it comes
CREAM PIE in your FACE BABY!!
It's Coming!!!
It's Coming!!!!
CREAM PIE in your FACE!
Here it comes baby!!!"

I was pre-cuming all over her hand.
I fantasized about this moment all of my life...
And then it finally happened.

With a look of sympathy, she pushed and smeared the coconut cream pie into my face, twisting it back and forth.

She exclaimed," OOOOOO JOHN!!!
CREAM PIE!!!!!
CREAM PIE ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!
OOOOOH BABY!!!!
DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY?????
IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU JOHN????
RUB AND SMEAR CREAM PIES IN YOUR FACE!!!!
RUBBING AND SMEARING CREAM PIES ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND YOUR SHINY BLACK VINYL RAINCOAT!!!!

DOES MY BABY LIKE BEING CREAM PIED WEARING HIS SHINY BLACK VINYL RAINCOAT!!!!!???"
My body went rigid; I could feel coconut cream pie dripping and sliding down my black vinyl trench coat and some of it landed on my penis.
I EXPLODED.

I was moaning as the cum just kept shooting out of me.
It was the hardest I had ever cum in my life and I couldn't stop.

I remember Kristi exclaiming, "Oh My God!!!"

I couldn't see anything from the coconut cream pie smeared in my eyes, and I could not wipe them clean either, because I was still holding the two cream pies she put in my hands when we started.
Then I felt her finger clean my eyes out and I opened my eyes.

She stood before me with her mouth open in shock and awe; my cum was in her hair and on her face and running down the front of her black rubber dress.
She started to laugh and then became serious and asked, " Was all of that just because I put a CREAM PIE in your FACE?"

I told her," Yes. I have been secretly living with this fetish since I was 10 years old.
The reason I can last such a long time when we have sex...
Is because I don't orgasm until I start imagining getting hit in my face with CREAM PIES.
As long as you keep CREAM PIEING me in my Face.
I will stay hard and keep an erection, and I will pretty much cum until my balls are dry."

Without hesitation she took one of the cream pies I was holding and hit me in the face hard with it, smearing it around and up into my hair, leaving the pie tin on top of my head.
My body responded by cuming again; not as much as the first time but still pretty powerfully.
It shot her in the face again and her black rubber dress.

There was amazement in her voice as she asked, "Is there any more left?"
I moaned and nodded my head.
She took the last cream pie out of my hand and firmly smashed it into my face.
My hands went out and found her rubber covered shoulders, and I fell forward leaning into her and I sobbed as I came again.
I humped her, pushing and rubbing my erection on her Rubber dress.

She laughed a little, and then remarked. "If this is what a CREAM PIE in your FACE does to you, I'm going to be CREAM PIEING you a lot from now on when we have sex.
I can't believe what just happened. Can you still keep going?"
I told her I could.
I unzipped her Rubber dress halfway and picked her up.

She put her legs around me and slid down onto my throbbing shaft.
Cream Pieing me in my face must have turned her on because she was sopping wet.
We moved to the bed and began to have sex.
I was on top so she was getting some Cream Pie on her Rubber dress.
That visual stimulated me as well.
She was amazed that I was still rock hard.
It felt so good to be inside her wearing my black Vinyl Trench Coat with Cream Pie all over my face.

I was fucking her more passionately than I ever had before.
Apparently she could tell because she said," OOOOO BABY, DO YOU LIKE FUCKING ME WEARING YOUR SHINY BLACK VINYL RAINCOAT WITH CREAM PIE ALL OVER YOUR FACE?!"
I grunted and moaned.
I hissed," YES, YES, YES!!!"
Kristi said," I LIKE YOU FUCKING ME WEARING YOUR SHINY BLACK VINYL RAINCOAT WITH CREAM PIE ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!
I LIKE YOUR FACE CREAM PIED!!
I WANT TO CREAM PIE YOU IN YOUR FACE WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING ME!!!!
I WANT TO SMASH A GIANT CREAMY BANANA CREAM PIE IN YOUR FACE WHILE I AM CUMING!!!!"
After a few minutes she stopped me and said she wanted to try something.

She picked up two cream pies and held them in her hands while she layed back down.
She said she wanted to cream pie me when she orgasmed, so then I would orgasm too at the same time.
It worked like a charm.
And we invented a pieing technique in the process.

When she orgasmed she hit me with both cream pies at the same time, on the sides of my head.
She inadvertently got a face full herself when the excess Cream Pie fell onto her face.

That didn't seem to bother her because she was in the middle of a major orgasm.

She just wiped the cream pie off of her face with her hand and smeared it around on my black vinyl trench coat.

We later termed this a " Pie Sandwich ", because the head and part of the face is sandwiched in between two cream pies.

In the future whenever we did this technique while we were having sex, Kristi would be sure to be on top or sitting in my lap.

Kristi was amazed that I kept this Pie Fetish to myself for so long.
She was upset I didn't tell her sooner, especially when I told her that I sometimes CREAM PIED myself when she wasn't home.
She said," You know, sometimes I wondered why you smelled so good when I got home from work.
I just thought it was lotion or shampoo.
All those times I thought you smelled like COCONUT CREAM PIE.
IT REALLY WAS, COCONUT CREAM PIES!!!!"

She joked about writing Pie Face Mike a thank you letter for bringing me out of the Cream Pie Face Closet.
She understood why I was so guarded about my Pie in the Face Fetish.
If some certain people learned or knew about it.
I would be open to some harsh ridicule.
It's one thing if people know that you like being CREAM PIED in your Face.. that is just weird.

It's not so bizarre.
People are likely going to think you are a clown, and you just like clowning around with Pies.

It is a whole other ballpark if people know that a Cream Pie in your Face sexually excites you and makes you orgasm and cum in your pants.


That is bizarre and kinky.
Add Leather, PVC Vinyl, and Latex Rubber to that mix.

How many women would be open to this
(( Hi.
My name is John.
I like to wear Leather, Vinyl, and
Rubber clothing.
Rubber is a big Turn on for me.
Oh, and by the way, if I am wearing
Rubber and you Pie me in my face
with a Cream Pie.
I will have an orgasm.
Would you like to go out
sometime? ))
Luckily for me Kristi wasn't like other people.
She was super open-minded.
She loved the fetish community as a whole and was willing to try anything.
We talked and fooled around the rest of the night, having sex multiple times and using up all the CREAM PIES.

At one point she had a lot of fun playing around with me.
I was laying on my back on the bed, she was holding my hard cock pointing it straight up in the air.
She pushed a Strawberry Cream Pie in my face to see how far up into the air my sperm would go.

My girlfriend was not only hot and sexy, she was fun.
I told her that next time I wanted her to fill up my rubber underpants with CREAM PIES.
She contemplated what I said for a few seconds and then said," I Love your imagination.
You have really thought all of this out haven't you?
Asking Me to put CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants can only mean that You have put CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants and then CREAM PIED yourself in your Face before!!"
That is so HOT and KINKY.
I LOVE IT!!!"
You've been doing this CREAM PIE FETISH behind my back all this time.
I really wish that I had come home from work early one day and caught you in the act of CREAM PIEING yourself in your FACE with your RUBBER underpants full of CREAM PIE!

I would have been surprised, but I would have liked it too..

It gets me really HOT thinking of you doing that to yourself!
I definitely want to watch you CREAM PIE yourself in the FACE with multiple CREAM PIES.
But no more doing it behind my back when I'm not home.

Next time I want to put CREAM PIES in your RUBBER underpants, but I want you fully clothed, wearing a complete outfit.
I want to watch you walk around feeling the CREAM PIE oozing around inside your RUBBER underpants,
your Hot Hard Cock sliding around in all the Creamy, Gooey mess in your RUBBER underpants.
I'm going to make you sit down in a chair and I am going to hit you in your FACE with an Extra Large SLOPPY CREAM PIE!!!

And as I look at you sitting there with CREAM PIE all over your FACE and all over your SHINY RUBBER and VINYL outfit, twitching and moaning as your HOT HARD COCK is shooting loads of Hot Cum into your Creamy CREAM PIE filled RUBBER underpants.

I am going to Finger Myself silly looking at you until I CUM!!!
I really do get off seeing your Face covered with Cream Pie.
I didn't think that all of this would affect me the way that it has, but oh my gosh, I am absolutely in love with doing this to you!

I can't believe the whole time we've been together you have been fantasizing about me putting CREAM PIES down your pants and throwing CREAM PIES into your FACE when we're having sex, just so you can orgasm."
I stopped her right there and said, "Hold on just a second baby. I didn't mean to imply that that was always the case.
I am totally in love with you and you can make me cum all the time, even when we're just having straight sex without the Rubber, Vinyl and Leather.
You have always made me hot. it's just that my fetishes sometimes just completely take over me and I am completely helpless to their power over me."
That made her feel better and she nodded in understanding.
We talked for a while about Cream Pies and CREAM PIE scenarios.
We talked about Cream Pie proofing our apartment.
Kristi said," My mother is going to flip when I tell her about tonight!"
I begged her," Please don't tell Linda about me!
I know you sometimes tell your mother the things we get up to, but not this.
I don't want her knowing what happens to me when I get a CREAM PIE in my Face!
Just tell her that you threw CREAM PIES at me and it was a lot of fun.
That's all I want her to know."
Kristi agreed and changed the subject, telling me she had been reading about pegging, and wanted to try it, if I was okay with it.
I knew she was going to ask sooner or later and I was glad she picked this night to ask me.

I said," The thought of you wearing a strap-on turns me on!
I like the idea of you pegging me but it won't be comfortable for me at first, so you have to go slow and use lots of lube.
It's not like sticking your finger in my ass when we have sex.

Would you CREAM PIE me in the Face when you peg me?
I would enjoy that."
She said," Absolutely Baby, if that is what you want me to do to you.
To be perfectly honest I was already planning on PIEING you when I Pegged you, if you said yes.
I want you to do something for me that will really turn me on when I Peg you.

I want you to wear a RUBBER French Maid outfit with RUBBER stockings and high heels.
Just thinking of you dressed like that with Me taking you from behind, forcing your FACE into a CREAM PIE, gets me all Hot and Wet.
Imagining you dressed like that on your knees sucking my strap-on as I smash CREAM PIES in your FACE, makes me want to cum so hard."

We stayed up talking into the night until I finally took a shower and cleaned my Vinyl and Latex. We crashed hard and slept till morning.

Kristi and I visited her mother the day after our "Pie Fight".
Linda was, of course curious, and had questions about what we got up to with all of the Pies.
Kristi gave her mother all the G-rated details.
Linda seemed excited that I was the sole recipient of all the Pies.

She remarked," I sure wish I could have taken part with you two..
Kristi, what was it like, hitting John with all those CREAM PIES??!!!
I've always wanted to hit someone in the Face with a CREAM PIE.
I bet it was a hoot!
John, did you enjoy it?
Did you like having CREAM PIES thrown and rubbed in your FACE?
I sure would have liked to have seen you, wearing your sexy Black RUBBER briefs and Shiny Black Vinyl Raincoat getting hit with all those CREAM PIES.
I bet you looked great!

I should have given you two the camcorder or at least a disposable camera!
I don't know why I didn't think about it, the pictures would have been fantastic, the video would have been priceless!
Have the both of you gotten this Crazy CREAM PIE Fetish out of your systems now?
Don't get me wrong I think the throwing of PIES and getting hit with PIES is fun and about as cute as it gets when it comes to a Kinky Fetish, and I do love the idea and visual of my own daughter dressed up and hitting my dressed up future son in law in the Face with Cream Pies but it would be awfully messy and expensive to do it all the time.
Maybe once a month would be ok.. depending on the amount of Pies being used."
Linda turned her attention towards me directly and said," I know you're both probably done with this Cream Pie Fetish thing, but I don't suppose there's any chance that you might do it just one more time, for me, so I can throw some Pies too?
I really would like to Smash some Creamy Cream PIES in that handsome FACE of yours with you being all dressed up.. what do ya say John?!!!
Can I throw and SPLAT some CREAMY CREAM PIES in your FACE next time???
I'll even dress up in my Super Sexy Fetish style Blue and Green Whale print Vinyl Raincoat for you!"

Linda was joking with me about her Raincoat and had no idea that I did in fact find her Raincoat sexy and appealing.

Linda saying that to me got my imagination going and I suddenly started to get a boner in my Black Rubber jeans.
I secretly loved that Green and Blue 80's whale print PVC Raincoat.

The smell and the texture really appealed to my senses, and I had snuck up to Linda's bedroom more than once through the years and gotten it out of her closet and put it on.

I loved how it felt on me and I always fantasized about being pelted with huge sloppy, runny Coconut Cream Pies while I was wearing it.

The thought of Linda wearing it to throw Pies in my face really got my motor running.
I rolled over on my stomach to hide my erection but that made things worse.
Putting pressure on it made it even harder and my body's normal instinct was to start clenching my butt cheeks and humping!
I tried discreetly rolling back on my side but now I could feel my boner pulsing and flexing, pushing lustfully against the yielding, stretchy Rubber of my pants.
A twinge of guilt ran through me because I was turned on at the thought of Linda throwing Pies in my Face wearing her 80s Vinyl whale print Raincoat.
I don't know why I was suddenly feeling guilty.
I always liked to stay at the dinner table after dinner and talk to Linda while I watched her do the dishes because she had a Red PVC Vinyl apron that she would put on with her Yellow Rubber dishwashing gloves.
I used to fantasize and imagine her taking the Cream Pie from dinner and shoving it into my Face as I sat there.
I fantasize quite often about Linda hitting me in the Face with one of her homemade Cream Pies during dinner, and on my birthdays, violently shoving my Face into my Birthday Cake.
There were times when she would sit next to me on the couch wearing her Leather pants and blazer and put her arm around my shoulders.
The smell of her Leather not to mention the sound it made rubbing up against whatever Rubber clothing and PVC Vinyl coat I was wearing at the time would always give me erections that I tried to discreetly cover up with a couch pillow.
I suppose the guilt that I was feeling was from the fact that now.
I knew I would orgasm and cum in my Rubber pants if Linda Pied me, and the horny little Pie Boy deep inside me was secretly hot and burning for it to happen, even though I knew my lust to feel Linda smash and smear a Cream Pie in my Face so I could cum in my Rubber pants was wrong.. I wanted it, and I wanted it in the worst way.
I played it cool, and I could feel Kristi looking at me from the couch.
I was laying on the floor in front of the TV, and no doubt from Kristi's vantage point she could see my massive boner in my Rubber jeans.
Linda was sitting in her chair looking directly down on me in front of her and it was quite possible that she was noticing my erection as well. It's very hard to hide one when you're wearing Rubber pants.
I could feel Kristi reading my thoughts.
I certainly got the vibe from her that she wanted to see me get Pied by her mother.
I just shrugged my shoulders at Linda and smiled at her.
I said, "Maybe, I don't know if we'll do it again or not. It was fun but that's about it."
I didn't answer her question directly, and I don't think she was really expecting an answer.
She didn't press the issue and she didn't give me one of her looks, which I would have deserved because even I felt my flippant dismissal of "Pie Night" was not convincing at all, and Kristi's holding back on details and lack of enthusiasm about the evening surely had Linda's suspicions up that we might be hiding something, which we totally were and I knew that Kristi deep down was dying to tell her mother every last little detail.
Maybe the massive boner I got after Linda asked me if she could throw some Cream Pies in my Face if she wore her Green and Blue Vinyl Raincoat for me, was telling her all she needed to know.
There was a bit of tension in the living room over this Pie in the Face subject, but I was thinking it was more or less me and my conscience rather than having to do with anyone else.
I was not noticing that Kristi and Linda were talking to each other with their eyes.
They could literally communicate without saying a word to each other.
I was definitely under the impression or delusion that Linda really thought that this was just a one-off crazy thing that we did.
Trying out Pie Face Mike's CREAM PIE Fetish...
Just to say we did it, and then move on to something else.
At the moment Kristi was silently telegraphing other information with her eyes and facial expressions to her mother that I wasn't noticing.
I knew that I had not convinced Linda that I didn't want to be Pied again, but she was not pressing the issue at the moment, and if she was unaware of how Hot I was to be Cream Pied again
She would soon be very aware and have other thoughts and ideas about my Pie Fetish.. if she didn't already.