The sequel for The Bears Still Suck, reposted from years ago! I've been playing around with the Bing AI Image Generator and prompted some images based on these stories. I added 4 to the previous story too. Enjoy!

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Well, Becky's and my spectacular pie fight on Sunday Night Football, or at least my spectacular humiliation at Becky's hands, was a huge success! I clearly enjoyed the multiple YouTube videos compiling all the pie hits. Especially the ones that zoomed in on Becky's look of pride and accomplishment, and my looks of despair in anticipation of each pie in the face as the game wore on. Friends and co-workers were happy to remind me of the event!

But little did I know the impact until Thanksgiving when another game we were watching replicated it. It was the Seahawks-49ers game. They had another newly married couple representing the rivalry; Christina for the Seahawks and Mikey for the 49ers. It would have actually been super boring had Christina not been super hot! Clearly a California girl at heart, she had long and full blonde hair, a form-fitting Wilson jersey over her shapely breasts, sitting nicely on top of her round ass in black leggings and heels. Mikey looked like a d-bag in his Kaepernick jersey, baggy jeans, and greasy hair.

They had the same rules as us. For every touchdown, the scoring team pies the losing team in the face. For a field goal, the scoring team can pie the loser on their body. A safety or 2 pt conversion is a pie on the top of the head of the loser. The game started slow but she pied him in the face in the 1st Quarter. Then three more pies on his body, two to his chest and one on his butt. He finally got to pie her breasts in the 3rd quarter. He was quite gratuitous, which I couldn't blame him for, and you could tell she was disgusted. 1 more Seahawk field goal in 4th Quarter and she let him have it in the crotch. They were less playful and more aggressive than we were, but I suppose that's what you get on the west coast! Christina pieing Mikey was still pretty hot! But that was the only other replication that season of our fun.



I didn't think any more of it until the Packers met the Seahawks in the NFC Championship Game. Some promotions person at the Seahawks called Becky's Aunt Leslie to see if they could collaborate on some promotion for the game. We were all up at the cabin for Grandpa's birthday and Aunt Leslie took the call on her cell. The Packers had just beat the Cowboys to advance to the NFC Championship. After remembering the pie fight and that both their teams won, the Seahawks rep asked, "so would Becky be up for a match against Christina?" Leslie thought and asked, "wouldn't it be better to find another split couple?" "We only have a week!" the rep said. "Ask her!"



We arrived in Seattle on Friday afternoon. Becky and I had a nice dinner and retired to the hotel. Saturday would be promotions taping. With the announcement, I've had to endure the promotions from each team showing their winning gal pieing their loser husband to get ready for Sunday. I gave them a lot better footage than Mikey did. So it was a welcome change on Saturday when they filmed the promos for Sunday's game with just Becky and Christina. After hair and make-up with Fox staff, Becky looked incredible! Again her curvy butt in the denim skirt, playful demeanor, shaded cheekbones, and full dark-brown hair with dark red lipstick. WOW!

Then Christina walked in and I really had to watch my gaze. Straight long blonde hair, mermaiding on her breasts in a tight black jersey, tight black skirt and heels. Even in heels, Christina and Becky were about the same height for the cameras. Becky looked at me, eyebrow raised, and said, "Hold on there big boy. You just watch yourself as I destroy her tomorrow. I'll send her back wearing the table." That talk got me excited, but I found myself having the same hope as last game as I watched them holding heaping cream pies. Just let it be close! I stood behind a chair to hide myself as they threatened each other for the camera. This Fox crew knew what they were doing! They took turns each looking surprised with big eyes and an open "O" mouth. My favorite was when Christina held up the pie in front of Becky, and with her other hand on the back of her big hair, pretended to smash the her face down in the pie. Her tongue held tight on the side of her open mouth like she was really thinking hard about it. I nearly lost it. Becky innocently looked up at me with her face down by the pie with eyes that said, 'you wouldn't.' Christina was really friendly. No Mikey around that I could see.



The promos they created were pretty steamy! Two hot sports fans threatening each other with a pie in the face? It doesn't get much better in my book! Becky's such a great sport, and Christina seems to know what she's doing too.

We got to the suite on Sunday and they had 15 pies laid out on the table. We engaged in small talk with staff for while until Christina arrived. Hers and Becky's hair and makeup were once again done by Fox Sports staff. I hung out and was wearing my Cutler jersey again, with jeans. They seemed a little nervous for the game. I suppose, it was the NFC Championship after all. So I sprung for a round of beers for me, Becky, and Christina. Halfway through, the trash talk started.

"I hope you're ready to be wearing all these pies!" Christina started.

"You Seahawks fans are so cocky! I can't wait to knock you down a peg. We're going to shut you down!" Becky replied.

I'd ordered a second beer for me to calm my nerves. A room of pies and two hot women were not good for me! I added, "Yeah, I hope you like green because you're going to be seeing it all night!" A reference to the green tint on half of the pies. The other half were tinted blue.

"Oh good, loser face over here is getting in on the action. Better watch out or I might have to pie you too!" boasted Christina.

"Cool it, Barbie!" I replied.

"Yeah! The only babe who gets to pie my husband is me!" Becky added.

"Better than my loser soon-to-be-ex-husband. He never wanted to play pie with me again after our game. So that, among other things, we're no longer together." Christina told us.

"Oh, well this is a thing for Jeff--" Becky stopped and looked at me. Christina saw my eyes get big but then I just played it off.

"Yeah, I mean, it's just harmless fun" I added quickly.

"Wait" began Christina, but then the crew interrupted to let them know the game was starting. They wanted another shot of them squaring off with their ammo. Wow, this was going to be long game!



The game started well for the Packers. They traded interceptions, and Green Bay got on the board first with a short Field Goal. GB 3 SEA 0.

"YES!" Becky shouted. She picked up a pie and smeared it all over Christina's chest. Christina looked over at me with her mouth gaped open. I had to quickly look away and remember to start breathing again. Besides our own, I'd never really seen a pie fight in person before.

Seattle fumbled the next possession and the Packers quickly scored another Field Goal. GB 6 SEA 0.

Becky picked up a second pie and sauntered over to Christina like she was trying to think of what to do with it. "This is hard, because in our game we scored mostly touchdowns!" Becky knew how to rib me. Christina turned to the side, pulled her hair to the front on each side, and bent forward exposing her shapely ass in her black skirt. She looked at me and grinned. Becky got next to her and softly applied the cream pie to Christina's butt and rubbed it around. I couldn't believe it.

Seattle had a slow start. The punted their next possession. Christina didn't seem to mind too much.

Green Bay drove down the field once again. This time, 13 yard pass to Cobb for a touchdown!

"Now that's what I'm talking about!!" Becky exclaimed. I felt the same way! GB 13 SEA 0.

She confidently picked up another pie and walked up to Christina. It was serious this time. Christina looked resigned to take it. Becky held up the pie for the camera like a waitress holding a tray, leaning to one side and popping her hip out. She knew I loved when she did that. She raised her eyebrows, half smiled, and gave a look that said 'alright, let's do this.' Christina's expression hadn't changed. After a second, Becky smashed that pie in Christina's face and grinned like a kid on Christmas! She rubbed it around and the cream fell down Christina's hair on both sides. I was stunned. Someone in the booth also liked it because they kept showing the replay and zooming in on Becky's proud smile. "Okay," said Christina, "Rally Caps! Let's turn this around!" She wasn't wearing a hat, although I'm sure she'd be hot in one!

She didn't get her wish because the Seahawks punted again. "DAMN!" Christina yelled.

The Packers took their time and ended with another Field Goal. GB 16 SEA 0. Becky jumped up and down with excitement as the Packers continued to dominate. "YES!" she yelled. Christina looked annoyed. She caught my gaze as Becky picked up a 4th pie. Christina instantly perked up for the cameras. Becky played it up like she was getting bored with the whole thing. She stood next to Christina and wiped the pie down her flat stomach and the front of her black skirt. The pie contents fell on her heels. She gasped, mouth open, feigning offense. "Well! At least this isn't as bad as that Bears game!" Christina teased. She gave me a wink. Becky caught it. I pretended I didn't see it.

At halftime, the Packers we up 16-0 on the Seahawks, and my wife was still squeaky clean. Again my hopes for a close game appeared dashed. I'd just have to wait to pie her later! I went up to get some food at the buffet and Christina joined me. She smelled like sweet perfume and banana cream, my favorite. I had to control my hard-on. Thank god I was wearing jeans.

"I think some of the food went bad," I said. "Oh wait, that's just you!"

"Ha!" she replied, incredulous. "That's funny talk coming from the guy who took like 10 pies on tv! Becky sure has a lot of practice! What's the deal? This turn you on?" I got a little red. She added, "So how do I look right now?"

Becky, sensing what was happening walked up with an extra spring in her step. "Hey losers! What's up?"

"Oh nothing," Christina replied. "Just commiserating about what a great pie thrower you are. No hesitation!"

Becky, avoiding the obvious, added, "that's what happens when you're a champion!"

"Actually, we're the champions, remember?!" Christina defended. "I can't wait to wipe that attitude off your face!"

Christina got her wish. After trading punts, the Seahawks finally drove the field! Wilson's 3rd and 10 at the 19 was incomplete. I was disappointed Becky wasn't going to get fully pied. She wasn't nervous and had expected to get pied a couple times, but still. The Seahawks were the Seahawks, so they faked a field goal and tossed it to the OT for a Touchdown! GB 16 SEA 7.

"Woohoo!!!! YEAH!!" Christina celebrated. With remnants of cream all over her front, butt, and hair, she picked up a pie with an attitude of 'finally.' For the cameras, Becky blew off the whole thing like no big deal. "Whatever!" she said, leaning back and pushing out her breasts, waiting for the pie to come. And with that Christina let Becky have it in the face. It looked like she pied her pretty hard with some of that celebration energy, and the cream collected on Becky's rack. THIS is what I was waiting for. Christina left the pie tin stuck to Becky's face and theatrically wiped her hands like 'job well done.' That was a pretty sexy visual. I was hoping for more replays, but I liked Christina's newfound confidence in the suite.

A couple of traded punts later, Becky was still confident. On Crosby's long Field Goal, it was now GB 19 SEA 7.

"Hey, I'll take it!" Becky added as she picked up another pie. "More points on the board," she said, goading Christina, "which is more than what we can say for you guys!" Christina rolled her eyes. They were standing in front of the table with 9 pies still left on it, each of them on a separate end of the table. When the camera got to them, Christina waited for Becky to move, as was Becky for Christina. Feeling time run long, Becky just launched the pie at Christina and it struck her right breast. "Oops!" Becky yelled, surprised at the aim. "Hey!" Christina yelled. "No foreplay!" 'Oh boy' I thought! Things were starting to get testy and foreplay was all I could think about!

A few more traded possessions and we were starting to think the game was over. I was trying to not be disappointed at how many pies were going to be left, because the replays and experience were giving me plenty to remember! But then a good punt runback by Seattle gave them good field position. Then Touchdown! Christina was ecstatic! I got a little nervous for Becky, but then my stomach sank when the call was reversed. But remembering who this team is, a couple short plays later and they scored for real. "Okay! Okay! Yes! Still a game!" Christina chimed. And I was excited it was another touchdown, which meant a pie in Becky's face! GB 19, SEA 14.

Becky didn't really register the points. It was near the end of the game and I think she just wanted to start thinking about the Super Bowl. Christina picked up another pie, walked right up to Becky and slammed a second pie in her face.

"Taste good? That's two in the face for you!" Christina gloated, looking proud. Becky tried not looking annoyed. Christina raised her eyebrows at me like she knew I enjoyed the view.

I gave Becky a towel. "You're still up," I encouraged her. She looked down, gave me a wink, and said, "so are you. Don't get too comfy with the idea of my taking all the pies in the face."

"You're right! There's only like 2 minutes left in the game."

Then the unthinkable happened. Brandon Bostick. The Seahawks tried an onside kick and amazingly, they recovered. It was incredible! The Packers fans in the stadium were totally deflated. The two minute warning broke up the momentum but the Seahawks were on the 32. Two short plays later and TOUCHDOWN! GB 19 SEA 22.

"Holy shit!" Becky yelled and she stomped her foot. She was still in shock as Christina jumped up and down cheering. Christina picked up a pie. Her eyes got big with excitement! She looked at me like, 'you better watch this.' My stomach turned and my balls tingled as she stormed up to Becky threatening the pie. With the celebration in the stadium and 2pt conversion, they didn't pan to us right away. Becky was composing herself with her head in her hands. The cameras arrived. Christina pulled Becky's hands down and slammed the pie in her face with great force! And because of the 2pt conversion, she slammed another pie on top of her head. The crowd went wild! As did I inside at least.

But the Packers are no strangers to comebacks. I told Becky, "just you wait! If anyone can attest to Packers' dominance, it's me!" At least I got a smile there. Not long after, they marched down the field again and scored on a field goal to tie with 14 seconds left. GB 22 SEA 22.

Becky, looking somewhat relieved after the 2 unexpected and quick pies in the face, picked up a pie. She looked determined to get Christina back. She walked right up to her and now it was Christina's turn to blow her off for the camera. Becky looked expectantly. With great force she pied Christina in the left breast hard. She rubbed it around too.

"Well, now we're kind of even." Becky said satisfied.

"Not really," Christina replied. "3 pies in your face and 1 on your head, to 1 in my face and 5 on me. Let's ask your husband how evenly we're stacked" as she wiggled her chest for Becky. Becky got pissed.

"Oh my god, forget Jeff! This is about me and you!"

There was a lot of tension in the air for overtime. Of course Seattle won the toss so Becky was nervous for the momentum of the game. I never looked at Christina who kept looking over at us. The adrenaline of the game was getting to Becky!

Overtime started as you'd expect. 4 yards. 10 yards. 4 yards. Sack. But then. 35 yards. 35 yards again. TOUCHDOWN! Seattle wins!! 28-22!

Christina arms in the air cathartic and calm with her win. Becky sat down. The Fox staff in the room gathered them together by the table of pies. 5 pies left on the table. For effect and tension, they had both of them pick up pies. As the camera went on them, the host provided a recap of the game and the pie hits. "And now for the final pie!" Becky couldn't wait to get this over with! And on cue, Christina slammed her pie in Becky's face now her 4th pie in the face! You could feel the air come out of Packers fans everywhere and especially Becky!

Christina continued celebrating the win! Becky started cleaning her face off with one hand. Christina caught my eye and got a mischievous look on her face. On instinct she shoved Becky's pie up in her face too! "Oh no" I yelled! I ran from across the room, caring more about my wife than my turn-on. But Becky couldn't take it! She hated Christina and the Seahawks for robbing her of a Super Bowl appearance. Face full of cream, she picked up a pie and cocked her arm back. She could hardly see! Christina was fit with good reflexes and ducked as Becky let it go. I came up from behind Christina and the pie smacked me dead in the face!

The host turned back , "Are we still live?! Please tell me you got that!" The answer was yes.

I froze. Pie tin on my face and all. I was stunned. Of course. Of course that happened. Christina stood up straight and started a full-throated laughter. The whole room erupted! Becky even started chuckling and it broke some of the tension in the room. I took the pie tin off my face and played along like a good sport.

"Okay, okay. You've had your fun." I said.

"Nice shot, Becky!" Christina added. She wiped a finger across my face and tried the cream. "Ooh, kind of stinky now," she said playfully.

"I'm sorry honey!" Behind the laughter she tried comforting me. "I'll make it up to you later."

"How about now?" Christina added.

"How about this," said the host. "How about we get a shot with Jeff holding both remaining pies with the two of you on either side."

"Sure! I said excitedly!" All this pieing today and my not getting to do any of it! It's about time!

"Okay!" the girls said.

We got set. I picked up both pies, they each put an arm around my waist. Becky on my right, creamed face outlined by her brown hair, messy jersey, and tight denim skirt. Christina on my left, largely clean face but messy form-fitting jersey, knee-length black skirt, and black heels.

"Okay, we got the shot," said the host. "Thanks!"

Feeling confident, I said, "Well Becky, I guess the Packers suck now too."

The host started, "Now, one-two-three"

And just before three, Becky and Christina each took their open hand, quickly put theirs under mine, and gave me a pie sandwich.

"Ooooh, you're all just too good," said the host. "Great job everyone!"

"Thanks" I said. "Just couldn't resist, could you."

"I'm sorry baby, but it did make me feel better!" Becky said. "And you don't get to say things that aren't true!"

"And I owed you for that Barbie comment earlier!" asserted Christina

"You do kind of have that look," Becky told her.

"I know, but I appreciate a man who can take a pie in the face." Christina squeezed my butt.

Becky glared at her.

As the camera and host left, the 3 of us were left to continue our banter.

"Hey honey, it's later!" I said to Becky impatiently.

"Yeah, if you don't give him a happy ending here for those pies, then I will!" Christina claimed. "It's his thing after all!"

"Uh huh. Let's go, Mister. Alone!" I followed Becky into the bathroom. I unzipped and she knelt down and went to town on me. With one hand on the back of Becky's head and the other hand on the vanity behind me, I watched as Christina's curvy shadow appeared at the door.