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The Nutella Incident
Story by Doughman
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One day I felt like doing something a little reckless and messy. I went out and bought a big jar of Nutella and some fresh bread.

Once I got home, I stripped down completely--there was no point risking chocolate stains on my clothes. It felt strangely freeing to walk around naked, and I was glad the house was empty. I just forgot one small but important detail: locking my bedroom door.

Knife in hand, I started spreading thick, generous layers of the creamy hazelnut chocolate onto each slice of bread. My fingers were soon sticky and covered in the sweet mess, but I didn't care. I was completely absorbed in my little ritual. When I finished, I sat down on the floor for a while, still naked, my fingers glistening with Nutella. I had planned to start playing with the bread in about a minute.

Then I heard footsteps in the hallway. Before I could even react, my father was standing in the open doorway. His eyes moved slowly from the Nutella-covered bread to me--completely naked, knife still in my hand. For one long, horrible moment, neither of us said a word.

He cleared his throat and spoke in an almost casual tone:
"Now I know why the shower's always clogged. Be more careful with that kind of mess next time."

He turned around and walked away like he had only stopped to ask about the weather.

I stood there frozen, heat rushing to my face and burning all the way down to my toes. It wasn't just the fact that he had seen me naked. It was the comment--that single sentence made everything infinitely worse. As if he genuinely believed I had been using the Nutella for something else entirely. Something that would clog a drain.

Ten years have passed since that day. I live alone now, and moments like that belong firmly to the past. But every now and then, when I walk past the Nutella shelf in the supermarket, the memory comes rushing back--sharp, vivid, and just as humiliating as the first time. It only happened once. And once was more than enough.
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