Kristin was surprised at how hot and humid Philadelphia was when she stepped off the plane. She still needed to make her way to the rental car area and pick up the Hyundai Elantra she had rented for the hour's drive up to Fort Dix in New Jersey. She had been hoping for a break from the brutal summers of her home in South Carolina where she lived with her boyfriend Caleb. At least when Caleb was around; he was in the Army Reserves and also worked for the railroad. So he was away from home quite a bit. Kristin was a supervising nurse at a senior living center and worked long shifts. This didn't make anything better for their already strained relationship. Caleb had been at Fort Dix the past couple of weeks for annual training in the Army Reserves and Kristin had the rare weekend off. She had never been to New Jersey or New York and so she thought it would be nice to get together with Caleb for the weekend and see the sites.
Kristin made good time on the drive to Fort Dix since it was only early afternoon and little traffic on the interstate. She had gotten a hotel room for them at the Hilton Garden Inn not too far away from the base. Caleb was waiting for her outside of the gates to the base so as to avoid the security hassles that visitors receive. He climbed in and gave Kristin a half-hearted kiss on the corner of her mouth and asked how the trip had been. "No complaints" she said and then she put the address of the hotel in the GPS. As they were checking into their room, a concierge smiled and greeted Caleb by name. Caleb just gave them a brief smile and nod as they made their way into the elevator. "Have you been here before?" asked Kristin? Caleb paused and then told her some of the guys had gotten together and had a small party there last week since it wouldn't have been allowed on base. Kristin knew when Caleb was lying or at least not telling the whole truth. "Were there any girls at this party?" Kristin asked him. "Come on, just lay off and let's try and enjoy the weekend. I don't want to go through this right now" Caleb replied as they reached their room.
After getting dinner they went back to the room and decided they would have an early night since they wanted to be up early in the morning to head into the city. Kristin had wanted to visit the Central Park Zoo and The Museum of Modern Art. While Caleb was taking a shower she had noticed his phone was unlocked and without a pass code like it normally did. Caleb had become complacent being away from home and Kristin for so long. It didn't take long for her to discover the long list of female contacts in his Snapchat. But she was stunned to see he had the Bumble app on his phone. She knew he had the odd casual encounter, even at home. But she never thought he would be actively putting himself out there for hookups. This made Kristin feel not just nae, but foolish. She put his phone back and acted like she was asleep when Caleb came out of the bathroom. He laid down beside her and was asleep himself within two minutes.
The next morning they went down for the hotel's complimentary breakfast before heading into the city. Caleb could tell that Kristin was being cool toward him and making little conversation. "Look, I know your upset about the party. There were a couple of girls there who got a little too carried away and they came on to me. It was one night and I'm never going to see them again. So don't make a big deal out of it. I couldn't help it; I had been away from you and without sex for so long. You get it, right?" Caleb said. "Sure, I get it. And whatever, I'm not going to let it ruin my weekend" Kristin said as she got up from the table. The drive into the city was quiet and the tension was obvious.
They went to the Central Park Zoo first since they wanted to beat the afternoon heat. Kristin did manage to enjoy herself and had almost entirely forgotten about the unpleasantness of Caleb's brutal honesty that morning. After finishing up at the zoo and grabbing lunch, they made their way over to The Museum of Modern Art. However, when they got to the entrance an employee informed them that the museum was closed to the public that day due to a private event taking place. "Great. I guess I shouldn't have expected much else out of this day" Kristin said. Caleb didn't seem too disappointed; art wasn't really his thing. As they were walking back to where they parked, they noticed a man in front of a large sign advertising The New Richard Bey Show. He was trying to entice passerbys with free tickets and the chance to win prizes for being the first audience of the new show. "I remember my grandmother watching this show when I was a kid" Kristin said. Caleb thought a moment and said "Yeah, wasn't that the show that seemed like a bad tabloid magazine you'd see at the checkout line at the grocery store?" "Yeah, that's the one" Kristin replied. "Well, maybe we should go check it out. It looks like audience members could win some awesome prizes" Caleb said. They walked up to the man and asked if he still had tickets available for that day. "Yes sir, plenty of tickets left" he replied. "And I'll tell you what; this young lady you're with is so pretty, I'll give you tickets for the front row." This made Kristin actually smile for the first time that day. She thanked the man for the complement and the tickets and made their way back to the car.
Fortunately, the studio was only a short drive over in Secaucus New Jersey. After parking, they made their way up to the line of people waiting to enter the studio. The line moved slowly but steadily. They made it to the front and an employee took their tickets. "Oh my, aren't you two lucky. Front row seats and center stage for you guys" the employee said. They were shown to their seats and told that the show would start soon. After less than ten minutes, the stage lights came up and some loud music started playing. A young man dressed in a suit ran onto the stage from the left and the audience started clapping and cheering.
"Welcome Everyone to the New Richard Bey Show! My name is Jason Bey and Richard is my grandfather. As some of you may know, the original show was abruptly canceled after my grandfather gave an interview to one of Bill Clinton's mistresses. I always thought that was so unfair and vowed to bring the show back some day. Well, it's finally a reality thanks to the new deal with HBO Plus. And with HBO, that means nothing is off the table this time!" The audience cheered even louder now with that bit of news.
After that exciting monologue, a curtain was pulled back to reveal three couples. "Well, we certainly intend to dedicate our first episode to my grandfather" Jason said. "And there's nothing that got my grandfather more aggravated than infidelity. He couldn't stand it and loved to bring on losers who cheat on their significant others and mercilessly ridicule them in front of the world. Here we have three couples who are in a relationship with a serial cheater. Bryan says his wife regularly cheats on him with the Amazon delivery guy. Trisha says her boyfriend has been with nearly every woman at the vape shop. And Travis says his wife was caught getting it on with the staff at the indoor trampoline park!" The last one sent the audience into a fit of boos and laughter. "It'll be up to our audience to decide which of these serial cheaters is the worst offender and deserves to be punished!" Jason concluded.
Kristin was obviously triggered by the first episode's subject matter and turned to Caleb with disgust. "Oh isn't this just too ironic" Kristin sneered at Caleb. "Oh what are you going on about now" Caleb replied back. "They have three serial cheaters up on that stage that we're supposed to vote on but little does everyone know, the biggest cheater in this studio is in the audience and will be judging them!" Kristin said. Before Caleb could respond, they looked up from their conversation to find Jason staring them in the face, microphone in hand.
"I just couldn't help but overhear your conversation" Jason said. "I think you were speaking a little louder than you intended but I'm certainly glad that you did!" "What's your name?" Jason asked. "My name is Kristin and this is my boyfriend Caleb" she replied. Jason, now kneeling down next to them asked "Ok Kristin, and so what makes you think your boyfriend Caleb is worse than the cheaters we have on the stage?" Caleb started to speak up in protest but was immediately silenced by Jason. Kristin then went on to tell everyone the sordid details of Caleb's infidelity at home, the party at the hotel, and what she had found in his phone. "You went through my phone?" Caleb demanded. "How could you do something so underhanded?" Jason interrupted and started scolding Caleb. "Oh Caleb, after what Kristin has told us I really don't think you are in any position to be calling anyone else underhanded."
Jason ran back up to the stage. "Well everyone, this first show has taken quite the unexpected turn. This is definitely an unusual situation but given what Kristin has told us about her boyfriend Caleb, I just can't let it go. So at this point, they are now our fourth couple. Now take out your phones and open the text message we sent you earlier. Vote on who you think the worst offender is. Just reply back with #1, #2, #3, or #4. Kristin had a huge smile on her face and Caleb was ranting under his breath how embarrassing this all is and that his Army buddies would never let him live this down if they saw the show.
After five minutes, Jason appeared back on stage and announced that all of the votes were in. Jason cleared his throat and announced "Well, I don't think this comes as a surprise to anyone but our newest serial cheater Caleb has won the title of the worst offender with 98% of the votes going to him!" Jason turned to the three couples behind him and said "Well, for you three serial cheaters, you've been given a reprieve and I hope this is a wakeup call to you. You're all free to leave and take seats in the audience." Jason then turned to Kristin and Caleb and asked them to come up on stage and take the seats in the center.
Jason was about to explain what was going to happen next when he was interrupted by an outraged Caleb. "Hey don't I get a chance to tell my side of the story and redeem myself? I was completely blindsided by all of this!" Caleb yelled. "Well, a jury of your peers has already voted you are guilty Caleb. But there is one last chance of redemption. I'll go ahead and explain that now" Jason said. "Now that we are done with the evidence and the judgment, we will now move on to the punishment phase!" The audience cheered and clapped at this announcement.
"And I can't think of anything better than to reinstate Cap-Pie-Tal Punishment!" Jason exclaimed. "Now, on the original show, they would have just put the offender in stocks and allow their partner to hit them with multiple pies. But since we now have no censors, we are free to take it to the next level!" And with that news, a contraption was wheeled out onto the stage. There was an adjustable seat in the middle of it and it was surrounded by ten huge cream pies. Five pies on each side.
Caleb saw the pie contraption and immediately yelled "screw this, there's no way I'm going to let anyone strap me into that!" Jason pushed him back in his seat and told him to think it over. "Come on Caleb, I told you there was a chance to redeem yourself. And besides, don't you want a chance to win the awesome prize if you redeem yourself?" This got Caleb's attention and he asked "what kind of prize are we talking about?" "Only a brand new Outer Limits SC 46 Speed Boat!" Jason announced. Caleb's eyes lit up as he thought about how many people would look at him with envy while out on the water in it. "Ok, well I guess I can't turn down that kind of opportunity!" said Caleb.
"Ok, well here's what you'll have to do in order to redeem yourself and win that speed boat" said Jason as Caleb was still daydreaming about his prize. "We're going to see if you really do only have eyes for your girlfriend Kristin. You're going to have to remove all of your clothes and be strapped naked into our pie throwing rig. A ring attached to a wire will then be placed around your penis. Three beautiful models will then come out one by one naked and parade themselves in front of you. If you manage to avoid an erection with all three models then you will be released from the pie rig and you will have won the prized speed boat. But, if at any point you get an erection, it will pull on the wire attached to your penis and trip the sensor. All ten pies will then be released one by one right at your head. And of course, no prized speed boat."
Caleb was noticeably concerned by this proposition but he thought he had little choice left but to go on with it. He was wearing a t-shirt and shorts so getting undressed didn't take long. He handed the shirt and shorts to Kristin and stood there for a moment in his gray trunks. "Come on Caleb, no need in trying to delay this" Jason said. With that, Caleb reached down and pulled off his last piece of clothing. He was then lead over to the pie rig by a good looking brunette. He sat down in the seat and she secured his arms and legs to the chair. Caleb was already having to work to try and avoid an erection. She then slipped the ring with the wire over the head of his cut cock. Caleb was a nice size but wasn't huge. He knew he had a nice cock though and his confidence was showing. The brunette quietly remarked that she could understand wanting to show off such a "pretty package".
Caleb was finally all set and the brunette returned to the sidelines, leaving Caleb alone in the middle of the stage with the lights shining down on his neatly trimmed pubes. Jason spoke again and announced it was time to begin. "Ok Caleb, we're ready to bring out our first model. If you close your eyes or try and look away from the model to avoid an erection, that's considered cheating. Not only will you be disqualified from winning the speed boat but you'll still get hit with all of those pies. Understood?" Caleb nodded his head in agreement.
"Ok, let's bring out our first model Rebecca" Jason announced. Rebecca entered the stage slowly and stopped in front of Caleb. She gave him a slow turn to give a view of her nice fake tits. She slowly ran her hands down her breasts, stopping to caress her perfectly shaped and colored nipples. So far, Caleb was holding it together by trying to think of sad situations like funerals. The next model to come out was Melody. Melody was a beautiful blonde with suntan lines from her days of tanning on the rooftop of her apartment building. Caleb immediately noticed how tight her pussy looked and had to quickly shift his brain back to things like imagining she was the ugliest woman he had ever seen naked. The audience was beginning to get bummed out thinking that Caleb might not only get away with his infidelity but a new speed boat as well.
The last model to come out was Brooke. She was a stunning strawberry blonde and she walked straight up to Caleb with a determined look in her eyes. She was perfect. Gorgeous tits and perfect complexion. She then turned herself around and bent over to go in for the kill. Caleb had a full view of her fat pussy lips and amazing ass. He couldn't get rid of the vision of taking her from behind and thrusting his cock deep inside her and then finishing off with a load on each of her ass cheeks. It was too much to overcome and Caleb was all out of willpower. The blood rushed to Caleb's cock and popped a throbbing erection.
Caleb's cock tripped the wire setting off an alarm. Caleb flinched in anticipation of being pummeled with all of the pies. But, nothing happened. Caleb opened his eyes and assumed he had the good fortune of an equipment malfunction. He attempted to get out of the pie rig when Jason came running up and said "Not so fast Caleb. You didn't win the prize but you still might get a reprieve. We're going to leave the decision up to your girlfriend Kristin on what to do with you." Jason then brought Kristin over to the pie rig and handed her a remote control with a big red button on it. "Here you go Kristin." Jason said. "It's up to you to decide Caleb's fate."
Kristin looked down at Caleb as he sat there begging her to let him go with promises that he would only be faithful to her from now on. She could see the torment he had been through. He was sweating heavily as she could see the perspiration beaded up on his light blonde chest hair. He told her he only had one more year left in the Army Reserves and then they could finally get married like she had always wanted. "Come on baby, this experience has changed me. Let's get out of here and go home" Caleb told her with puppy dog eyes.
Kristin was just about to hand the remote back to Jason and let Caleb off the hook when she looked down and saw that he was still sporting a rock hard erection. "Hmm, it seems like you still have Brooke on your brain!" Kristin yelled. And with that, Kristin pushed the big red button on the remote control. Another alarm went off and Caleb could hear a small motor starting up. "Oh fu-" Caleb started to yell but couldn't get the words out of his mouth before the first pie smacked him on the side of the head. The audience cheered nonstop as each of the pies launched at full force with each of them landing right on target. By the fifth pie you couldn't even see Caleb's dirty blond hair as it was covered by a pile of thick cream and pie crust. Kristin generously reached over and cleared some of the pie out of Caleb's face just to make room for the remaining five pies. By the eighth pie Caleb's torso was completely covered in pie filling and crust. His erection was also nowhere to be found at this point. Just as the ninth pie launched and hit Caleb square in the face, Kristin quickly reached over and grabbed the last pie before it could be launched.
The pie rig powered itself down and Caleb sat there completely destroyed by the nine pies he had been hit with. The pie was dripping down his still strapped arms and legs and onto the tarp beneath him. Caleb could barely get the words "is it over yet?" out of his mouth. "Not just yet" Kristin replied. She then looked over to Jason holding the last pie and asked "may I?" "Please, finish him off" Jason replied back. Kristin then approached Caleb with the last pie. He closed his eyes and braced himself. But instead of smashing it into his face, she threw it at his crotch and then started grinding it in. Caleb's cock was completely covered by a thick pile of cream and crust. He couldn't move his cock even if he wanted to at this point. "There" Kristin said. "Let's see how pretty you or that brunette thinks your cock looks now!" "I'm catching a flight back home tonight" Kristin said. "Maybe you can find some girl on Bumble to come and keep you company!"
Caleb was made to stay strapped into the pie rig as the audience members filed right past him and out of the studio. He looked up to see someone laughing and calling out his name. It was a soldier he knew from the base and had no idea he had been in the audience as well. The soldier yelled out to him "Well, I've got an HBO Plus subscription and I know what we will all be watching after the unit meeting next week!" After total humiliation, Caleb was finally released from the pie rig and led backstage to get himself cleaned up. On his way back to the shower, Caleb was stopped by Brooke. "I'm a sucker for guys down on their luck" she said with a grin. "So I'll offer you a conciliation prize and suck that pie off your pretty package." Truly an offer that Caleb couldn't refuse.