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The Messy Guessing Gameshow
Story by SethJambax
Posted 10/18/21     1024 views
Welcome to the 1st episode of the Messy Guessing Gameshow! I'm your host, Dana, and I will be sure to explain the rules and how to gain points so you can win a million dollars!"

Justin's face reeked overconfidence. He had won many game show's in the past and was practically a studious man. The other contestants would not stay attention against him and his IQ.

Justin is a charming man with a slight bald hairstyle, slightly shaven face, and blue eyes. His agent had told him about this new game show, so he of course accepted the idea to make another appearance on TV for his fans. Justin, wanting to overshadow the competition, dressed himself in smart attire. He had on a black tuxedo jacket, a white tuxedo shirt, an orange bow tie and scarf (for, as he dubbed, importance), a black belt to hold his black slacks, black dress socks, and black dress shoes.

The three other competitors were dressed in causal formal: dress shirts, jeans or khakis with belts, white socks, and causal footwear. Justin just scoffed, the future losers would be regretting not dressing up fully.

"Without further ado, allow me to introduce our four contestants!"

Justin introduced himself to the audience in a flamboyant manner, flaunting he has appeared on many game shows in the past. He didn't care to learn the other contestants names, claiming he were not worth it.

"Now onward! Let the games begin!"

...

Thirty minutes into the show and Justin was in the lead with 480 points while his opponents were nothing close to them, being somewhere in the one hundreds. He scoffed, wanting a real challenge.

And he was about to get that.

"Now then, since we are one quarter done and the guessing portion of the game is done, it is time for the course!"

This drew Justin in for a loop. His eyes bugged out, not wanting to comprehend the development. This gameshow involved a physical challenge?! He had tuned out the many rules and overall way of the game. And now it was coming back to bite him. He steeled his nerves at the unexpected reveal and got himself prepared for the physical challenge.

The backdrop behind Justin and the other contestants began to open up, revealing four individual pipes of mud that led to four different chalices at the end.

"Now it's time for the muddy enduring course we like to call, Swamp Run!"

Justin found that name quite reasonable but considering he was about to ruin his smart attire, he was the least thrilled there. He began to see why the other contestants dressed in causal attire. And Justin began to think the same.

"Ready, get set GO!"

The other contestants took off, almost speeding through the mud, while Justin

Was being difficult to say the least.

Justin was being very reluctant to take his first steps. He so did not want to ruin his dress shoes for the prize.

But with a heavy heart, Justin stepped onto the muddy pathway. His right dress shoe slowly entered the mucky terrain, grossing him out tremendously. The second it felt like it had stop sinking, he made his way through the mud, one step at a time. Each step made his wonderful lace up dress shoes become nothing more than a muddy glob.

Fate was not kind to him as by accident he fell face first into the mud. The audience began to laugh at him and the cameras were all on him. Justin arose from his untimely fall, his face covered in mud along with his front side. The mud had taken his first clean appearance into a mud.

One of the other contestants was already on his way back, only his shoes and pant legs brown. The other two hot on his tail while being as muddy as the first contestant.

Justin had noticed that his opponents had already on his way back, which infuriated him. He was not about to lose like this. Rising to his feet, the arrogant but well dressed man got a jump on the race and began to hurry towards the end of the mud run he was in.

After making it to the end, Justin finally had made to the podium and got his chalice. As soon as he picked up, a siren went off.

"Uh-oh! Looks like Mr. Timberlake is getting the royal slime treatment! And all over that tuxedo too!"

Justin gulped at the mention of slime.

This wasn't going to be pretty.

He was proven right as slime erupted from the hole of the chalice's original place. The green liquid rose like a fountain and covered the already muddy contestant in green, giving him even more of reason not to overdress himself the next time he was invited to a gameshow.

The thick green slime smothered his handsome appearance and tuxedo in the liquid, to the point where only the mud was merely a shower to him. But the impact pushed him and caused him to slip in a puddle and landed back first into the muddy road he got himself out. The slime continued to spew like a volcano at Justin, covering him even more in green slime. His dirty appearance was smothered in both thick slime and mud together, making him messier than he was before.

"And we have a winner!" the host said, congratulating the contestant who made it back before partially cringing in his next sentence, "And one heck of a messy loser."

Justin was beyond dirty, he was humiliated and on live TV as well. Mud had tarnished several parts of his attire, including his formerly white dress shirt, his handsome face, orange scarf, slacks, belt, and dress shoes. Clumps had stuck to his tuxedo as well. But the slime had done the most damage as it was recent. Green chunky slime stained his tuxedo all over, along with his face smothered in the liquid. The two gooey substances had tarnished his well dressed appearance and Timberlake was more infuriated with that rather than losing this gameshow.

This was one of his best tuxedos too!

Justin was too angry to finish the gameshow and rose up, with his slime and mud covered tuxedo, and left the mud pipe before exiting the studio, not caring if he was winning or not.

"Perhaps he should have listened to the rules about being overdressed," Dana commented before shrugging, "Oh well! His loss. Now let's get back to the Messy Guessing Gameshow!"
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