I did not write this just posting it as it was quite good. fixed some of the spelling errors without changing the story.

I'm driving west on rte 60 just leaving the Highway, I approach the Hooters sports bar on the right, the place where Lindsey asked me to meet her.

I wonder, did she work there? Well I think to myself, she sure could have as she is so sexy.
As I pull into the parking lot my heart begins to race wondering if she would really meet me ..as I pull in I see her standing beside her car..wow she looks even better in person, tight shorts tank top and shades sit atop her head as she smiles at me knowing who I was by the way I was dressed. Yes my typical pie suit attire yellow sweat pants, sweat shirt, turtleneck, sweat socks, yellow rubber boots and rain hat.

I get out of my car and smile at Lindsey she looks at me and starts to giggle and says you must be Mr.Pieface or your a giant yellow dildo...She giggles. I laugh and say yes its me Mr.dildo...I mean Mr.Pieface, I nervously answer, she hugs me and says nice to meet you Mr.Pie..you sure like yellow, huh! yes I guess I do. You work here at hooters? Nope she says Then why did we meet here I asked? Oh you will find out soon enough...whats in the bag she asks..The outfit I promised to buy for you I answer. Oh I see, did you bring the pies I asked for also? Yes Just what you ordered 22 pies 12 coconut and 10 choc cream..by the way.. why 22? She smiled and said well I wanted to hold the record for the most pies you have been hit with and I figured why not 22 its more than 15 and matches my age...lol.

Well get your pies and follow me Pieboy, she giggles and begins to walks away ..she leads me to the hooters entrance and asks me to have a seat out on the patio deck while she changed into her outfit . I was met by a waitress she stared at me smiled & giggled and says this must be our guest of honor..gulp..my heart skipped a beat not knowing what was going on here....

So I hear its your birthday ....I paused and was silent for a bit then said yeah so it is ...even though it was not I figured Lindsey had told her this ..so I went along..I see you brought us some desert how nice of you..she takes the bags of pies from my hands and hands them to another waitress.
The dining area was fairly empty due to it was early in the morning but there were 5 or 6 waitresses in the building all giggling to themselves and pointing at me...Lindsey must know this girl or something, what was she up to? ..This is surely not quite what I had in mind..not this public..

Lindsey returned and wow she looked hot, she could make any outfit look sexy...The outfit I got for her was a white top with short sleeves and the tummy showing with white sweat pants, slouch socks and a pair of Leather Keds... to finish the look a white apron, chefs hat and some white gloves...she looked so cute..with that sexy smirk on her face she says, I see you met Diana shes the manager here at hooters and a good friend who offered to help me out today.

Just as she said that Diana and two waitress appeared ..Lindsey said well get him ready girls..two of the girls grabbed me by the wrists and took me into the back handed me a hooters sweatshirt to replace my yellow one.. ...here put this on birthday boy so you fit in..I did as I was asked and they quickly led me back outside..where Lindsey and Diana awaited me ..they grab my arms and lead me over to a chair that sat in front of the rail on the deck and pushed me down onto it .

The two other girls quickly grabbed my hands and taped them to the rail...Lindsey and Diana followed up by taping my booted feet to the chair legs...now I was stuck here tied up at hooters and at the mercy of the girls...Lindsey whispered in my ear you said you would be honored to be pied by me...well this is one birthday you wont soon forget!
Fuck and it wasn't even my birthday...I must be dreaming ...this couldn't be real...I closed my eyes and re opened them ..to my surprise I was still here it was real..

My heart was racing so fast..just to think I was in this fantasy situation...Diana notices my excitement and says you better not get to excited Pieboy ..as she places her sneaker on my crotch and grinds her foot into my crotch....your a weird one Pieboy says Diana...

I hear you also like shoes, socks and feet ..my face turned red ..Lindsey had told her everything.Diana says to the girls standing behind her.... hes all yours for a bit while me and Lindsey get things ready....the girls were all very cute red head, blonde, brunette, and all wearing their uniform and the socks that I always admired...one of the girls caught me staring at her feet and said you like my shoes? ...yes they are nice I answer..no! you know what I mean, she gets closer right in my face do you like my shoes and socks? she asked again. Yes I stammered...She asks with a evil grin, would you like to smell them ? the girls all giggled..well Pieboy would you? we know you like that....yessss mam, I sputtered.

The three girls each removed a sneaker and took turns holding their sneaker over my mouth and nose and rubbing it in my face ...was this for real? I almost passed out as one girl held the sneaker tightly over my face for what seemed like forever, each sneaker had its own odor and pungent smell that put me in a trance like state and made me light headed...

two of the girls were not very into it and quickly replaced their sneakers but one of the girls couldn't get enough and pulled up a chair in front of me sat down and placed her sweaty stocking feet in my face, first teasing me with them then rubbing them all over my face and hair knocking my hat to the floor.This girl was really into this and began pushing her sock covered toes into my mouth deeper and deeper each time ...gagging me and telling me to lick the sweat from her socks ...Diana appeared behind her and covered her mouth.....take it easy Cindy he said in a harsh voice..lets no get him to excited... she then whispered something into Cindy's ear ...Cindy smiled and pulled off her sock and stuffed it in my mouth and taped over it to keep it in place...suck on that she whispered as she replaced my hat and pulled it down tight on my head.

Lindsey said well isn't this a sight...tied and gagged huh Pieboy is this how you like it ????? I shook my head in agreement...she smiled and said well ok then....should the chef get you your desert now..? Again I nodded.
Very well...they all walk off leaving me there for a few min....another girl walks in for her shift and just looks over at me in horror and laughter as she walks by...Lindsey soon returns now in total control of my fate...she stands before me hands on her hips just looking me over ..then she rips the tape from my mouth and pulls out the sweat sock and tosses it aside then looks around and quickly pulls a pair of moist satin panties out of her pocket and shoves them in my mouth ...here is something good for you to suck on she coos... she quickly replaces the duct tape..just then the 4 waitresses arrive each carrying a tray with 6 pies on them.

'm looking and seeing even more pies ...wondering where these came from..Lindsey grabs a pie from the tray and holds it up like a waitress ready to serve and says...well birthday boy are you excited? I nod my head...she looks down and sees my excitement and says...we cant have you all hot and bothered now can we... lets cool you off..and she pulls the waist of my pants and briefs out and dumps the whole pie in...plooopppp! then a snap as she releases the waistband...she laughs and takes both hands presses and mashes the pie slop into my crotch smushing it all inside my pants...hows that feel Pieboy?
I say nothing ...shit what could I say even if I wasn't gagged Id be speechless...she asks me to lift my but off the chair as much as possible and hold my self there ..as she places a second pie on the chair..so how long do you think you can hold yourself up from sitting in that pie? ..

I held my self there and Lindsey said here let me help you she climbed up on the rail and placed her foot on my head and pushed me back down into the pie, it oozed out all sides as I sat in it...she then quickly grabbed the bottom of my sweat shirt and pulled it up over my head and grabbed 2 pies one in each hand.

I'm gonna give you that pair of pie boobs you always wanted...and with that she slapped both pies into my chest and twisted them into place like homemade pie tin bra...thru the shirt I thought I saw a flash..as I felt a pie hit my stomach and was smeared in, Lindsey pulls my shirt back into place ..at this time I was still spotless on the outside except for my ass..however feeling quite creamed on the inside...Diana came over to watch and suggested that Lindsey not forget my backside ...therefore Lindsey gave Diana the honors of pulling out the neck of my shirt and dumping 2 pies down my back ...they slowly slid down but not all the way before Diana pushed me back against the chair back and smushed them into place.

At this point customers started to trickle in ...a couple sat down near by to watch the sight...the girl was laughing at the sight of me ..Lindsey peered over at the girl picked up a pie and walked over to the girl and said does this look like funny to you Missy?...the girl answered still giggling, why yes it does! its hilarious actually...really! Well here you go she hand the girl a pie and says go for it ! My eyes lit up opened wide ...was she turning this into a free for all? is she gonna let all the customers humiliate me like this?
Lindsey said you just look like you need to do this, go girl, let him have it good ...Wow really, Oh this is fucking awesome..the girl walked over to me looked me over and had a very serious look on her face thinking how she wanted to do this....she then dipped her finger in the pie smeared a line of cream down my nose ..and then pulled off my hat and said hair today gone tomorrow...and laughing she turned the pie upside down onto my head twisted it back and forth and gave it a pat..then flinging the tin to the floor she pushed my hat back on over the pie crust and pulled down as hard as she could forcing most of the pie into the top of the rain hat and smooshing some out the sides....there you go birthday boy from me to you as she patted my hat down!

The girls all clapped and Lindsey said well are you having a good birthday so far Pieboy? I nodded..and she said what was that I cant hear you ..? I tried to speak but all that came out was mmmppffffffff...she said oh you want more pie...ok why didn't you say so..with that she smeared the first pie into my face like a pro she smeared it twisted it back and forth and it stuck to my face real good...one of the girls yelled out suggesting I looked kind of hungry and wanted a sandwich...a pie sandwich ..Lindsey agreed and took 2 pies and sandwiched my head smearing the slop into my ears and all over my head again knocking my hat to the floor...Diana continued snapping photos of the whole event....I had not received 11 of the pies to my count..Lindsey
untied my legs and pulled off each of my boots and socks and handing the boots to the girls they took them to the kitchen while Lindsey stuffed my pant legs full of pie with 2 of the choc cream pies and filled my socks with pie slop also then slipped them back on my feet making sure the socks were over the pant cuffs to keep the pie from falling out ...squishy huh pieboy? ...

The girls returned with my boots they unloaded a can of whipped cream some molasses, ketchup, and mustard into each boot...and slipped my feet back into them ...this was a very odd sensation as my feet were pushed into the boot the slop oozed out over the tops of the boots making a huge mess on the deck.....at this point I feel totally violated all parts of body are caked with pie but on the outside I remain fairly clean with the exception of my head....well that was all about to change...Lindsey wiped my eyes and ears clear of pie and pulled the gag from my mouth....the girls taped my slop filled boots back in place securely to the chair...then all the waitresses gathered around 3 of the girls & Lindsey each picked up 2 pies eight in total....and Diana led them all in singing happy birthday...As they sang happy birthday to you ..sspllaaatttt 2 pies were smashed all over my sweat pants ...happy birthday to you ...ssmmmmooossshhhhhh...2 more pies covering my sweat shirt...happy birthday dear pieboy....ssssmmmuuussshhhhh 2 more pies sandwich each side of my head.....happy birthday to you!

.Lindsey took her 2 pies and smashed one in my face and the other atop my head all at once.....ssmmeeeeaaaaarrrrrr...and they all clapped cheered and laughed....I'm now covered head to toe in pie......22 pies to my count ..oh my god am I creamed....the clapping stopped and the crowd seemed to clear ..Lindsey then got close to me cleared my ears and eyes once again and said ...well you did ask for it pieboy....lol...and truthfully I had a blast pieing you.

Stand back Lindsey, shouted Diana as she and another girl poured a 5 gallon bucket of water over my head cleaning the pie from my hair and face.....As I saw thing clear up the lovely Lindsay stood before me looking as good as ever in her chefs outfit ....She then pulled up a chair and ordered 2 beers she sipped her beer and poured some into my mouth ...I then asked Lindsey why she told everyone it was my birthday...she answered that how do you think I made this happen..only the best for the birthday boy right!
Diana was standing behind her with a tray and said to Lindsey ....are you telling me it was not your birthday for real...I answered well no its not really but I ...I was cut off by Diana SO YOU LIED TO ME HUH....She said well I think I know what to do with these 2 last pies....as she set the tray down...Lindsey quickly interrupted, oh..well..l that is kind of my fault Diana, I made that up he really didnt know he just went along with it ...So you both lied to me ...well then I guess there is only one thing to resolve this ....Diana picked up a pie and looked into Lindseys eyes ..Maybe its your birthday girlfriend...smmmmooossshhhhhhhh she smeared the pie right into Lindsey's lovely face twisting it back and forth and pushing pie up her nose....that for lying to me ..and I got the same treatment from Diana..as she said that is because I have always wanted to do that to a guy that lied to me....

.Lindsey sat there with the pie all over her face and a big grin..hey that was nice your a real pro Diana you sure you never did that before...Diana just said well you will have to find that out someday..and walked off..Lindsey then removed her Keds and slouch socks placing them over my shoulders...she rubbed her bare feet in the pie slop on the floor and sat back with her lovely pie covered bare toes in my face and told me to start licking until her feet were clean ..she rubbed her feet all over my face and smeared pie all over my head and teased me with her toes ..

Before I knew it her toes were being slipped into my mouth as I sucked each one clean..followed by almost her whole foot being stuffed into my mouth...I couldn't stand it and came like a cannon....there now I'm done with you ...all while she casually sat back and finished her beers...

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