March the 14th had arrived, his birthday and also the much-celebrated Pi Day in the US and Steak and BJ day in the UK, he couldn't have been born on a more appropriate day he thought to himself as he stood in the kitchen making his morning coffee. Just as he finished it, he got a message from his friend Hannah asking him to meet her in town at 8pm for his birthday surprise, she'd been teasing him all week about what it could be. She asked him to dress smart as it was important for what they were getting up to, his mind was racing now.what could it be?

He got dressed up as she'd asked, he put some smart trousers and a shirt and made his way to the meeting point, as he walked across the square he spotted Hannah, she looked amazing dressed in a tight red dress, black tights and black shiny heels, her blonde/brown hair perfectly straightened flowing down just below her shoulders.

Hannah put her arms around him and gave him a peck on the cheek, she smiled at him as they pulled apart and said "so birthday boy are you ready for your big birthday surprise?", "I certainly am he replied", she grinned and said "in that case follow me", she grabbed him by the hand as she led him to a big glass office looking building.

As they got there the door opened and a formal looking woman with a smirk on her face said "you must be our special guests, come right this way" she led them to another room and opened the door, "go straight in she said and have fun" they walked in to the room and the door was shut and locked behind them.

It suddenly dawned on him what he'd walked in to, it was the set from his favourite gameshow called Pie That Guy, they had watched an episode a few weeks earlier together and he had told her how much he loved it apart from it always being a guy that got covered, surely it was time for a girl to get it. As he surveyed the room there was a huge table set up with more shaving foam pies than you could count, he couldn't wait to pie Hannah, what a birthday present he thought to himself.

Just as he was about to speak the door behind them opened and in walked the lovely host Molly, she looked every bit the hostess with the mostess dressed in high heels, black leather trousers and a sparkly top that set off her pretty make up and long brown hair.

Molly "Hi guys, how are you doing?"

Hannah: "We're both great, thanks for agreeing to let us on for this special episode for the birthday boy"

Molly: "no problem at all, we couldn't resist once we read your email about how big a fan he is, are you both ready?"

Hannah: "Hell yeah"

Molly: "Ok well the cameras are already rolling so let's get the show on the road", Molly grabbed Matts hand and led him to the punishment seat under the tank

Matt: "Wait a minute, it's my birthday, surely I should be the one staying clean"

Molly: "Oh no, we couldn't have the beautiful Hannah getting messy I'm afraid, besides its called Pie That Guy and we'd get sued under the trade description act if a girl got messy" she laughed as she sat him down on the chair.

Molly: "Hannah take your position on the quiz seat and I'll explain the rules, I'll ask you three questions, for each one you get right you'll win a prize, as well as that each right answer means you get to hit Matt with three pies. Should you get all three questions right then I'll ask you the Jackpot Question which if you get right will win you the star prize of a brand-new car, are you ready to start?"

Hannah: "Let's do it" Hannah replied as she bounced with excitement.

Molly: "Ok, question number one, what is the Capital of the USA?"

Hannah: "That's easy, its Washington D.C"

Molly: "Correct, you've one a hundred poundsplus it's time to pie that guy!!!"

Hannah bounced her way across to the table of pies and picked up the closet one, she turned and walked to over to Matt holding the pie aloft, she placed one hand on the back of his head and held the pie in front of his face "I've been looking forward to this" and giggled as she slowly smushed the pie in to his face, the foam covered him completely leaving the pie crust stuck to his face. She went back to the table and picked up the next two and threw them at him from close range, each pie exploding on impact covering his outfit in foam and pie crust.

Molly: "Well done Hannah, you've really got your pieing technique down"

Hannah: "Thanks, I've watched all the previous episodes on catch up so I could make the most of my opportunity"

Molly: "Good work! Right time for question two, what colour strip does the England football team wear when they play at home"

Hannah: "I love the England footy team, they wear white"

Molly: "Right again, you've just won a brand-new pair of Louis Vuitton high heels, and once again it's time to pie that guy!!!"

Hannah: "OMG I love Loius Vuitton heels, she clapped her hands excitedly as she pranced over to the table of pies, she picked up two and walked over to Matt. "I think they call this one the pie sandwich Molly" she smushed the two pies either side of his face engulfing him in soft creamy foam, he just had time to clean the foam from his eyes to see another pie heading straight for his face. His outfit was pretty well covered at this point.

Molly: "Well that's two questions in a row correct, so I'm afraid that its time to strip off Matt" she said in a very matter of fact manner.

Matt: "This is so unfair, it's my birthday this shouldn't be happening to me"

Molly: "Well I'm afraid those are the rules, get it off" she exclaimed

He reluctantly removed his pie covered shirt and trousers and sat back down.

Molly: "Sorry Matt but it does say strip everything off in the rules so you'll have to lose the boxers too".

Hannah: "Get them off, come on play the game"

Matt reluctantly removed his boxers leaving him totally naked, at least he was pretty clean now he'd got his outfit off he thought to himself, hopefully she'll get the final question wrong and I can go home.

Molly: "Time for third question, get this one right and I'll be asking you the jackpot question, what is the main ingredient in bread?"

Hannah: "Ha, that's flour"

Molly: "Brilliant Hannah that's the right answer, you've won an all expenses paid spa day, now for the last time it's time to pie that guy, would you like a hand as there's at least twenty pies left?"

Hannah: "Yes please, lets let him have it"

Molly and Hannah then proceeded to smush the remaining pies all over Matt, laughing and giggling as they did, pies were being rubbed all over the place, loads in his face and some over his chest and crotch leaving him totally covered in foam and pie crust.

Molly: "Right Hannah its time for your jackpot question, this is for the car and another little surprise, who presents the Moto GP show?"

Hannah: "That's Suzi Perry!!" she exclaimed excitedly knowing she'd won.

Molly: "That's correct, congratulations you've won a new car"

Hannah: "Yes, this is amazing, thank you so much"

Molly: "You deserve it, you've played the show brilliantly, Matt have you enjoyed yourself?"

Matt: "Well I've been pied, stripped and humiliated, and actually its been quite fun I guess"

Molly: "Well the fun's not quite over yet, because it's your birthday and because Hannah answered the jackpot question correct, we've got a very special ending for tonight's show, Hannah if you would like to pull the rope to the side of you and reveal what's behind the curtain"

Hannah: "Oh great, I wonder what it is" she pulled the rope and the curtain fell to the floor to reveal a huge tank filled with thick porridge and a tap right above Matts head. "Oh my god yes!!!!" she exclaimed!!

Molly: "We thought you'd like it, why don't you do the honours and let him have it, just push the button to your left"

Hannah: "Thanks for such a great evening Molly, I've had the best time" she giggled as she pressed the button, just as she did Matt looked up to see the tap open allowing the gallons of thick porridge to cascade over his face, head and body completely burying him in thick slop!

Molly: "Well that's one more guy well and truly taken care of, join us next time when we pie that guy!!!"