Beth sighed quietly as she made her way around the freshers fair. She hadn't seen any societies or clubs that she particularly wanted to join. Her first week at university had been great. She had fallen in love with the seaside town it was located in and she had found a nice enough student flat and a lovely flatmate called Amber to share with. The two of them had clicked immediately and had formed a close bond rather quickly.

Happy though she was, she had wanted to find some sort of a club to join, but given the campus wasn't the biggest, there wasn't really anything that had grabbed her interest. She was just making her way out of the hall when she spotted a stand that she'd somehow missed up until now. Tucked in a corner of the hall was a stall advertising the new theatre down on seafront. She loved the theatre and had done a little bit of amateur dramatics while she was at school. Om top of that, her flatmate, Amber, was going to be studying drama so she was sure she'd be interested in what the theatre might have on offer.

As she got closer to the stall she could see posters advertising some of the shows that were going to be starting soon. It seemed that on top of the usual array of touring plays and comedy gigs, they were going to be running a circus style comedy show at weekends to try to capitalise on day trippers and holiday makers. At the bottom of the poster was written "Auditions this Thursday at 7am."

"Ooooo... I think my flatmate would be interested in the auditions" she said to the lady behind the desk "are you looking for anything in particular?" "Mostly we're looking for a few extra people that can sing, dance and act," the lady replied. "The weekend shows will be a series of sketches and set pieces so we need people that are reasonably adaptable. That's why we are trying to drum up some interest here. It should be good experience for the drama students if they want it." Beth was quite exited on Amber's behalf. "Fantastic. I'll pass the details on to my flatmate. I think she'd be up for giving it a go." "How about yourself then?" the lady replied. "I'd be up for it too but I don't think my singing and dance skills would be up to a professional standard" said Beth. The lady gave a half smile "well we could do with another member of the stooge team. You wouldn't need to sing or dance but would need to be able to improvise a bit. Some of the comedy sketches contain gunge and mess, you know all the usual children's tv comedy staples. The stooge team are there to take the brunt of the mess, either as part of sketches or pretending to be members of the audience." Beth excitedly cut her off, "oh definitely I'd be up for that!" The lady looked quite taken a back "Really?! Usually people run a mile when we tell them that. Well if you're interested we could give you a try out before the main auditions start just to make sure you're comfortable with taking the pies and that sort of thing. Would half five be ok for you?" "Of course" replied Beth excitedly, "I'll be there."

Beth glanced at her watch and realised one of the induction talks was due to start in ten minutes. She dropped a message over to Amber, "Promenade Theatre holding auditions on Thursday. Will talk later but details available at the freshers fair."

It was a few hours later when Beth got back to the flat. She found Amber in the kitchen. "Dinner's ready when you want it" said Amber, "I got your message about the Auditions by the way. Sounds like fun." "You're going to go for it then," replied Beth. "Of course," said Amber excitedly, "it sounds like it would be good experience... Would you help me prep for the audition by the way? I'll obviously help you prepare for your try out too!"

Amber grinned as she watched the confusion manifest itself on Beth's face. She also eyed up Beth's clothing as she pulled out a chair to sit down at the dining room table. Ideas raced through her head as she took in the black tights, grey green thigh length skirt and a tight fitting black long sleeve top. Her gaze landed on Beth's face. Those beautiful looks are going to get a surprise in a minute, she thought to herself. "What do you mean?" asked Beth as Amber moved behind her and reached into the fridge and took something out. "Well," replied Amber, "after you messaged me I went to talk to the guys from the theatre. I told them a friend had sent me and they worked out it must have been you. They told me you were going to try out for something."

Beth would have replied given the chance but instead had just enough time to let out a brief whimper of surprise as Amber appeared back at the table with a white and pink cake, large and dripping with whipped cream and strawberry sauce, and thrust it towards her face. Beth closed her eyes just before the cake hit its mark, her heart beating faster as she felt the cold cream smear and squelch into her face. Still shocked, she felt Amber twisting the cake and gave a little shudder as she felt the cold cream smear across her face and falling onto her top and skirt. Finally Amber pulled back with the pie and Beth was able to reach up and wipe the cream for her eyes. "What on earth?!" she spluttered.

Amber giggled. "Sorry to spring that on you but I couldn't resist," she laughed. "Mary, who you were talking to earlier, told me about you being interested in joining the stooge team. She said that it might be worth you and I practising with some mess before Thursday so that you can get used to it and I can get used to dishing it out given I'll be participating in some of the sketches too if the audition goes ok. She said that they get many people auditioning that can sing and dance but lack a certain..." "Lack a certain what" said Beth as she continued to try to wipe cream from her face. "They lack a certain mean streak" replied Amber as a large grin formed on her face. "You'll need to be comfortable with taking whatever humiliation gets pushed your way and I'll need to learn to dish it out convincingly so what do you say? Fancy a practice now?" Beth glanced down at the small puddle of melting cream that had pooled in her lap and was now dripping off the skirt onto her tights and down to the floor. "It's a bit late for me to say no now isn't it. Look at me?" Amber smiled and gave a little bounce of excitement. "Fantastic," she said, "right then, I want you stood up behind the chair, legs slightly apart and try not to squeal."

Beth felt another shock of adrenaline as she stood up from her seat. The cake had taken her by surprise but now she had calmed down a bit she was realising that the experience hadn't felt unpleasant at all. In fact it had felt rather nice. Furthermore, the sudden dominating tone that Amber had just used gave her a little shiver of excitement. She did as she was told and stood facing away from Amber with her legs slightly apart. The anticipation of what Amber might be planning was growing inside of her.

She felt a finger hook into the back of her waistband and pull her skirt and tights away from her skin. However, she barely had time to register this before she felt something cold being poured across her bottom. She let out a gasp as the cold substance soaked into her knickers, tickling the soft skin beneath, and then hooked her teeth over her bottom lip to stop herself squealing as she felt it start to slowly ooze down the legs of her tights. "What is that?" gasped Beth. "Custard" replied Amber. "After Mary had put the idea in my head I went on a little shopping trip to get some supplies. I've got more mess at the ready to give you a good trashing." "OK" replied Beth, trying but failing to hide the excitement in her voice. Amber stepped round to the front and looked into Beth's eyes. "You're enjoying this aren't you?"

Beth looked down at her feet sheepishly. "It feels amazing if I'm honest with you." "Don't be shy about it" said Amber as she returned to the fridge and picked out a large jug full of baked beans. "It's great that you're enjoying yourself. You're going to be going through this a lot if the try out goes well so you want to be having fun don't you?" Beth nodded as she looked back up just in time to see Amber lifting the jug above her head. Cold beans started to rain down on the top of her head, oozing in a lumpy mass across her hair and dripping down her face. She gave a shiver as some of the beans dripped off her chin, down her top and ran across her cleavage. The evil gin appeared on Ambers face again. "Oh no!" she giggled. "Does beans on that lovely bosom of yours give you the shivers. I'll have to exploit that one!" With that she held the jug up and pulled Beth's top out to receive the beans. Looking deep into Beth's eyes she poured and revelled in the look of shock and excitement as cold beans poured onto Beth's breasts. Beth breathed out slowly and deeply as she felt individual beans slipping past the sensitive skin, each one giving her a tiny spark of pleasure.

"I'm having way to much fun" exclaimed Amber. "So am I" laughed Beth. Amber paused and looked at Beth. "I've got an idea on how to bring this to a climax as it were. Would you be happy to strip down to your undies?" Beth, who was fast getting swept up in a mass of new emotions was quick of the mark in pulling down her skirt revealing a pair of pastel pink panties showing through the black tights underneath. She continued to strip, removing her top to reveal what would have been a matching bra had it not been for the bean juice dripping from it still. She then slowly pulled her tights down her legs revealing a patch of yellow custard soaked into her shapely rear, her legs glistening with the cold custard. She stood back up in just her bra and panties and looked back at Amber. "Would you be ok with shutting your eyes while I get a few bits ready. No peeking... or else!"

Beth complied and closed her eyes. She stood there listening to Amber busily preparing whatever was next. She found herself slowly adjusting her weight between her legs, enjoying the feeling of her cold custard soaked knickers squelching slightly against her bottom.

Amber returned to her side. "Right. I'm going to do a few different things one after the other. Just follow my lead and keep your eyes shut and I think you'll really love the next minute or so." Beth smiled and nodded, quietly awaiting her fate. Yet another shock of adrenaline, this one the biggest yet, coursed through her as she felt Ambers finger in the front of the waistband of her knickers. She let out a gasp as a cold shock of something thick, creamy and freezing flowed into her panties. Amber had dumped a scoop of ice-cream down there. As the cold shock subsided her breathing became heavier as she felt the ice cream oozing lower... and lower... and lower... and there it was! She let out a moan of pleasure as she felt the soft gloop touch her most sensitive area. Amber took the moan as her sign to make her next move. She gently guided Beth back towards her chair and pushed down on her shoulders slightly to indicate that she wanted Beth to sit. "Take it slowly" she said gently. Beth was still gasping as she slowing lowered herself towards the chair and moaned again as the cold ice-cream was being worked around her pussy with her own juices now adding to the mix as her excitement grew.

Her moans of pleasure exploded into another moan as her knickers came into contact with another cake, dripping with custard and cream, that Amber had placed on the chair. A mass of wonderful feeling exploded across her body as her bottom sank further into the soft sponge of the cake forcing cream and custard deep into her crack.

She barely had time to recover her breath from this amazing new feeling as a final cake was pushed into her face once more. Amber continued to push the cake slowly into Beth's face with the custard and cream now completely engulfing her beautiful features. Beth could feel the excitement tingle as Amber smeared the cake up her face and onto her light brown hair. Custard and cream soaked her scalp and cascaded down her shoulder length hair onto her back. The overload of sensation was overloading her thoughts and she started to tremble with excitement. She'd never flet quite this way before. Her body screamed out for something but she wasn't sure what. What was it? In a flash her mind found the answer. She wanted Amber!

Amber had been observing Beth's growing excitement as she had been gently dishing out the string of messy experiences. She hadn't planned the next bit but she instinctively knew what to do. She knelt down next to Beth, she felt the cold puddle of cream, custard and beans soaking through her own tights but she didn't care. She gently put a hand on Beth's cream covered cheeks and pushed her face in to the mass of custard and cream. Pushing through the mess, her lips found Beth's lips. She felt a tiny shiver of excitement pass through Beth as their lips touched and both pulled each other into a passionate kiss. Thirty or forty seconds elapsed with Amber aware of nothing else but Beth's tongue passionately exploring her mouth. She pulled away and glanced down. She smiled as she observed Beth's hand down the front of her ice-cream soaked panties. "Excited are we?" she asked. She didn't wait for an answer. "Get your hand out of there young lady and stand up." Beth obliged quietly and stood there dripping. Amber stood up and reached out and behind Beth's back and quickly unhooked her bra. It fell to the floor exposing Beth's breasts with nipples erect. Amber lent forward and gently caressed each one in turn with her tongue. Beth shivered with delight again but stayed quiet, still with her eyes closed.

Amber slowly knelt back down, kissing Beth's body as she went. Amber reached up once more, this time taking hold of Beth's pastel pink panties and, in one swift yank downwards, removed them. She could feel Beth's excitement continue to grow further. She knew how she wanted to finish now but she had one last trick up her sleave. She reached up to the table and grabbed one last cake. This one was smaller than the others that Amber had got just in case. But she now knew exactly where it was destined. With a smile she pushed it hard in between Beth's legs into her exposed pussy. Beth screamed with delight as the feeling of the cream being pushed inside her exploded across every inch of her body.

Amber went in for the kill. She pushed her face into the mess and penetrated Beth with her tongue. As she explored Beth's intimate areas with her tongue she listened happily to the moans of delight coming from above her. It didn't take long before she felt Beth's body tense and knew that her excitement had peaked.

Beth collapsed back into her chair, breathless. This wasn't helped by the gasp she gave out as she sat back into the cake on the chair that she had forgotten about. "Well that escalated a bit" said Amber with a grin, "I think you can take mess pretty well." "I think so," laughed Beth, still catching her breath. "If its anything like that then I'm going to enjoy working with the theatre."

"Get yourself cleaned up and we'll have dinner. I'll sort the mess in here" Amber said looking around the kitchen at puddles of custard, cream, ice-cream and sponge. The two girls grinned at each other and turned away to get cleaned up, both happy in the knowledge that they were going to have a lot of fun together over the next three years... and the audition was yet to come!