Petra needed money. She was almost broke again after paying this month's acting-class, rent, and groceries, and if she didn't get some cash soon, she'd have to go back to retail.

After acting class, she asked a co-student for any good tips. "Ally, I'm almost broke, you know how that is right? Do you know of any jobs I could audition for? Anything, at this point, I'll be a car-show girl if I need to be."

Ally said, "Petra! Hey! Yeah, I know exactly how that goes. You're definitely bangin' enough for modeling, try that? Hell, if I had your rack I'd be showing them off!"

Petra laughed, "Thanks! I was thinking about it, but I need the job like tonight. And I'm not sure about modeling, I'm more of an actor than I am a model. I know I can't be picky, but isn't there anything? Maybe I could wait tables at your gig?"

Ally paused, and bit her lip, "Actually you gave me an idea. I can get you a job tonight at my gig, if you're up for anything. It pays two hundred dollars, and you'll have to sign a form."

Petra almost jumped out of relief. "God yeah, anything! That would be great! You don't mind? I swear, I owe you one Ally, thank you!"

Ally said, "Suure! Owe me one? I'll take that, P! Ok, so show up at this address. Wear whatever, because we'll provide the outfit. Text me your sizes, please. But prepare like you would for a show, a real show, OK? I'll see you there!". Ally texted the address and time to Petra.

Petra said, "Got it! Thank you, Ally, thank you!"

Ally grinned, "You are so welcome! Oh this will be fun! Oh, and bring your shampoo and conditioner and stuff."

As Ally walked out of the class, Petra wondered, "Really? Must be a nice place if they have showers for the staff."

Petra went home, and prepared herself.


Petra arrived at the club. The windows were blacked-out, but the place was awesome inside. A classic bar, cool modern lighting, and a round stage surrounded by seats. This was cool! Petra asked the bartender about the job, and he sent her to the backstage area to find Ally.

Ally, all five-foot-two of her, hugged Petra and handed her a form to sign and a pile of clothes. "Ok, once you sign this, go change into these and wait in the audience. You're a part of the show, so be ready when I pick you out of the crowd. Come up on stage and just wing it, you'll be fine!

Petra nodded, "No problem! I'll go with whatever you got."

Ally grinned and looked pleased, "Really? You're much cooler than I'd previously imagined! Ok, I gotta go get ready. Just hang out, front row please, your name is on a seat."

Petra waved, and took the clothes to a chair in front of the dressing-room-mirrors. Her costume was a light, short sundress (very girl-next-door) with a wildly plunging neckline, a lacy bra, and lacy panties. Pretty sexy stuff! She stripped and put on the underwear. The bra was not quite right, a 34C that seemed small for her, and one good stretch would put her nipples right over the lace, but it was good enough. The dress was a little tight, and made of thin fabric and light construction. Typical cheap costume for a small theater. She made herself up along the "girl next door" concept, and looked at herself in the mirror. Cute!

Brown curly hair to her shoulders, very buxom hourglass shape fit into a slightly-too-small dress, and cute shoes. "It'll work!", she thought, and she headed out to the house to wait for her cue.


Eventually, the house lights dimmed, and the show started. And, much to Petra's surprise it started off with something of a kinky bang! There was a sexy juggler who balanced a ball on the tip of his cock while he juggled various items, a nude woman finding interesting places to hide a read hanky, a couple sharing a hula-hoop and trying not to bang each other, a singing drag-queen with a killer voice, a surprisingly sexy drag-king throwing knives at a tittering drag-queen, and a balancing act of two hot women who did incredible things to each other while balancing on the wire.

And no sign of Ally, until the clowns arrived.

Petra perked up when she saw Ally, dressed as a very cute clown, get onstage with two other female clowns. Ally and one other were in sexy, silly and frilly garments of mis-matched colors and patterns, and the third was wearing a fake comic mustache and overalls. Just overalls.

They did a little skit where they wanted to buy a candy bar (a large chocolate penis, of course), but non had money. Empty pockets, purses, no cash!

Then, one of them has an idea! They huddle up and mumble jibberish, shaking their bums at the audience. Petra laughed - they really were funny! Finally, they break with a loud clap and another shout of jibberish, and the two "ladies" flee the stage.

They each return with a rolling cart absolutely stacked with absolutely huge cream pies. The audience laughed and hooted, and Petra exclaimed "Oh no!".

The clowns then looked out over the audience, as clowns do, in overly-dramatic pantomime.

Petra's stomach did a flip flop when Ally yelled, pointed at Petra, ran down from the stage, grabbed Petra's hand and pulled her to the stage.

"Oh no!", Petra said again, smiling and laughing. When she got to the stage, she then noticed the cheering and whistling. A few wolf-whistles, and lots of applause.

Ally was grinning, and Petra was laughing and exceedingly nervous. Clowns and pies usually mean only one thing!

Now the skit began. Ally picked up an enormous cream pie, and Petra backed off, waving her hands and said, "No, no no", in between laughs. Ally looked sad, and shook her head, and put the pie back on the cart. She picked up another one, and offered it to Petra, holding up two fingers, and then the universal sign for cash.

Ally the clown wanted to sell Petra a pie. Petra, certain that she was about to take a pie in the face a moment ago and smiling and trying not to laugh at Ally's excellent antics, shook her head and held up one finger. Ally nodded excitedly and was about to hand Petra the pie when the other clown, "Cindy", pulled Petra by the hand to he own pie cart!

The process started anew. Now Cindy was trying to sell Petra a pie, while angry Ally glowered and the third clown nodded in approval.

Ally clomped her way across the stage, and grabbed Petra by the sleeve, tugging her to the other side of the stage by her own pie-cart. Petra, smiling and trying not to break character, nodded in agreement as Ally's clown explained in pure jibberish why her pies were amazing. As she went on, Cindy clomped across the stage and pilled Petra to her cart! More jibberish and pie-selling!

This went on a few times to laughter from the audience! Finally, as Petra was mid-stage on her way to Cindy's pie cart, Ally grabbed her other sleeve and started to tug her toward her side of the stage.

Stuck in the middle of the stage, between both clowns tugging on her dress in opposite directions, she did her best to move with the tugging. But at some point the tugging became simultaneous. Petra exclaimed "Oh no, oh no, guys, wait, my dress, oh no!"

With tongues out and an exaggerated yank, both clowns pulled at the shoulders and sleeves of the dress. The seam down the back (barely stitched, it was now clear!), blew apart, and the dress flew off of Petra with a ripping pop!

"Oh!", Petra yelled, and quickly pulled up her bra over her nipples. The clowns gave shocked and surprised expressions, and wandered off, trying to look innocent.

Petra, on stage in her underwear, face reddening but still smiling, had to keep tugging up at the bra to avoid a nip-slip. The third clown came over, and "tsk tsk"'ed Petra.

Petra laughed, and said, "Not my fault, they did it!".

The clowns then did a bit where the overalls asked Ally, then Cindy, in wild jibberish. "Did you do this?", "Noooo not me!", "Oh? Was it you?", "Nuh-huh, nope!". Back and forth. "You?" "No no!". "You?" "Nooope!" The audience laughed as the two clowns tried to get out of the blame.

Finally, frustrated, the clown ordered Ally and Cindy to each pick up a pie and come to center stage.

Doing an elaborate walk of shame, they complied, and handed the pies to the center clown.

Petra, center stage, with Ally to her right and Cindy to her left, waited, heart pounding. Was she about to get a pie in the face?

A part of her was dreading it. All of that cream! But a deeper part was worried that she might like it, and get very turned on. The thought of a cream pie in the face terrified her, and thrilled her simultaneously.

The clown "asked" her, "Who did it?" and Petra pointed to Ally and Cindy. "They did!", she said in English. Ally and Cindy shook their heads in wild denial. The middle clown then asked Ally and Cindy, "Who did it?", and they both pointed at Petra, who immediately panicked and yelled, "Noooo!".

The audience laughed and tittered, and someone yelled "Let her have it!".

The clowns froze, and looked at the audience, and looked at each other in a slow, slow take. Back at the audience, then back at each other, then all at Petra.

As soon as their gaze landed on Petra, the audience cheered.

"Oh my god..", Petra said, heart really pounding now.

Ally pointed at Petra, and the audience erupted in cheers and laughter.

"Oh come on!", Petra said.

Ally pointed at herself, and the audience mostly booed. A few cheers. Ally then pointed at Cindy, and got a similar response. She then pointed at the third clown, and got a mixed response. The third clown gave the evil eye to the audience, to more laughter.

Ally then pointed to Petra, and the audience erupted into chaos again.

Petra looked at the pies in the clown's hands. The pies were truly enormous, and it looked like real and thick whipped cream, and not shaving cream. But since you can't use real whipped cream on a hot stage, it was probably that non-dairy thick cream they used on kid's shows. Effective, edible, and most of all gooey, thick, and sticky! Her stomach flipped and she thought, "Oh no, I'm going to get a pie in the face!"

The clowns paused in mock thought. After a very long beat, the expression on Petra's face one of pleading, the clown holding the two pies shrugged and gave a gibberish "Ok.". Before Petra had time to react, both Ally and Cindy took her forearm to hold her in place while the third clown smashed the two pies into Petra's face with enough oomph to send cream flying over the top of her head, all around her neck and chest, and into her cleavage.

Stunned, Petra felt the cool, soft, thick cream pies smear all over her face, and felt the weight of the pie and crust start to fall and land on her boobs and down her cleavage. It was surprisingly heavy, and even more surprisingly felt really good.

A thrill, moreso than shock, went through Petra's body, and it included tingling and thrills in a most intimate of locations.

The audience erupted in cheers and laughter. Petra laughed, absolutely pied, and with Ally and Cindy holding her arms, unable to wipe her face. She stood there, pied in the face with two enormous gooey cream pies, crust sliding and falling all over her and to the floor, laughing. She slowly licked her lips.

"Ohhhh, my god!", she finally said. The clowns let go of her arms, and she wiped her eyes. The cream was definitely very thick, but surprisingly slippery and smooth. She she wiped the pie from her eyes, she knocked a big piece of crust loaded with cream from her face and onto her chest. There was enough pie collected on her breasts that it started to slide into her bra, under the lace, and rest against her nipples. Cool, creamy, and heavy, it felt fantastic, and both nipples got very hard and popped out over the top of the lace, still buried in cream.

Licking her lips, she smiled, and wiped her eyes enough to see. Yep, definitely edible, very very thick, and while sticky, quite slippery when it's piled on like this.

The clown feigned shock, and then Ally pulled Petra back to her pie-cart and renews the sales-pitch.

But Cindy was having none of it. She took a pie from Ally's cart and made as if to hit Ally in the face with a pie. Ally hid behind Petra, and as Cindy tried to hit Ally with a pie, Ally dodged by hiding behind Petra. Petra laughed and said, "No no no, I'd already had a pie in the face! You can't!"

Ally put up her hands and whistled "Wait!", and pantomimed herself nobly standing in front of Petra. She slowly pointed to her own face, protecting Petra from receiving another pie in the face. Petra grinned. This was more of what she was expecting from clowns!

Cindy made a big act out of the wind-up, and Ally stood there, as if she was to be executed by pie squad. Cindy then let the pie fly.

Just as Ally ducked to her knees. The pie hit Petra square in the face with a loud "Spop!", blasting cream in a circle around her neck and shoulders, a big glob over the top of her curly hair, and in a ring around her face and ears. Her face, once again, was under a very thick layer of cream and crust.

"Mmmp!", Petra squealed, and wiped her eyes, her mouth in a large "O" of surprise.

Ally and Cindy did a clown "uh oh!", and looked guilty. Ally very quickly picked up a pie and gave Cindy a perfect pie in the face, rubbing it around in circles, and totally creaming Cindy.

Petra, her own shock interrupted by this event, laughed. A pie in the face really was funny, when it wasn't you!

Ally brushed off her hands, "a job well done!", and walked around the stage, looking very proud.

For Petra, more pie fell from her face and head and down her cleavage and breasts, and was pushing the lace out of the way. The sensation was driving her crazy and turning her on. Cream had also slid and traveled down her body to her crotch but so far the cream hadn't crept into the lacy panties.

Petra wiped her eyed again, but otherwise wore the pied on her face and head. Pie kept falling from her face and body to the floor.

Cindy wiped her eyes, and stomped over to pick up a pie. Ally watched, and shook her head. Cindy stomped over to Petra and Ally, and handed Petra the pie. Petra took it and held it in the flat of her hand. Cindy, already pied, then pointed at Ally in condemnation. She kept motioning to Ally.

Petra wasn't sure whether to pie Ally or to hand her the pie, and so offered the pie to Ally to take. Ally took the pie, grinning. Cindy looked shocked, and hurt, and betrayed, and then pointed to herself and put her hands out to take the pie.

After a few motions to herself, and her hands out upraised, Ally gave her the pie.

Right in her face. With a loud noise, Cindy took a pie in the face for a second time.

She froze in place, stunned, arms straight out, and stayed there for a while before slowly wiping her eyes in mock indignation.

Overalls, the third clown, had been absent but now was back on stage. She was towing a huge pie made out of a wading pool, and set on a foam-rubber base. It was the largest pie Petra had ever seen, and it could easily have fit all of them.

Overalls "scolded" them all, and whistled for the three to come to the center, by the giant, deep pie.

Along the way, Petra stepped in a piece of cream-loaded crust. It felt great between her toes (her shoes had long gone in the chaos), and between that and the sensation of cream swirling and smushing around her nipples under the barely-fitting lace, the exhibitionism of getting pied in her underwear, and the overall sensation of being covered in cream from her face to her neck and chest, she was getting increasingly turned-on.

Getting pied, it turns out, is pretty fun, she thought.

Overalls was holding a large red balloon, and after much jibberish and gesturing, wanted Petra to put the "cherry" on top of the "pie".

Petra took the balloon and stood at the edge of the pool. Cindy grabbed the back of her bra and the back of her panties, startling Petra.

Petra jumped, and laughed. The clowns pantomimed that they'd hold her up. Petra looked at Ally, who winked. She then let Cindy hold onto her as she leaned forward with the balloon.

She leaned, and placed the balloon onto the thick cream.

Overalls whistled, shook his head, and with a stick batted the balloon back to the side. "No no no, try again!", in wild jibberish!

So, with Cindy holding onto Petra's bra and panties from the back, she once again leaned over and placed the balloon.

"Farther.. farther... more.. more... " was the whistling and jibberish, and it made Petra laugh.

Petra thought that she must look ridiculous, absolutely creamed with pied in the face, from head to neck, awkwardly leaning over the giant pie. They made her lean so far that her large breasts dipped into the pie slightly. She placed the balloon, and nearly fell in, but Cindy pulled her up.

"Oh my god I almost fell in!", Petra gasped, laughing in relief that she did not.

Overalls once again shook his head. Batting the balloon back once more, he gave it back to Petra. "Try again.."

Petra laughed. She took the balloon, and once again Cindy took her grip on the bra and panties.

"Farther.. farther.." once more from the clown in overalls. Petra leaned, and reached over and placed the balloon. She waited for Cindy to pull her back up. Petra started to lose her balance, and said, "Uh.. guys..."

Overalls whistled, and Cindy yanked. Cindy yanked hard, and both bra and panties ripped from Petra's body.

Petra did a face-first full-body fall into the deep, thick giant cream pie, sliding into it and submerging into cream.

Naked.

It was because of velcro. The underwear was a set-up, done with velcro! No wonder it felt like crap!

The pie was deeper than it looked, and had a foam-rubber bottom for safety. The great quantity of cream in the giant pie meant that when Petra fell in, she slid forward on a slippery layer of cream so that the upper half of her body was submerged, and her pale white, smooth naked ass was on display for everyone, floating on a sea of sticky cream.

Petra, shocked, and now very aware that she was nude onstage with a bunch of clowns, was also shocked with pleasure at how incredible the cream felt on every inch of her skin. Literally from head to toes, she was covered and submerged in sticky, cool, thick smooth cream.

And she really, really liked it. She liked being naked on stage, despite the fact that technically she was now covered from head to toe. She loved getting pied. And most of all, she loved taking this giant cream pie dunking.

It was slick, and she raised her head out of the pie and blew her mouth clear. She could hear the crowd cheering and laughing through her muffled cream-covered ears.

Petra sat up, her boobs wobbling and shedding great globs of cream but still leaving her skin covered with the sticky, thick pie. She slipped and landed on her rear-end, legs forward. The feeling of cream on her ass, between her legs and all up and down every crevice nook and cranny of her crotch felt insanely good, and she was getting mercilessly turned on despite her efforts to resist. Whenever she moved in the pie, the sliding and smooth creamy texture would rub against all of her skin. It was oddly sensuous between her toes, fantastic between he thighs and all around her neck, exquisite covering every inch of her breasts and body, but insanely erotic as it flowed in and around her crotch.

Smiling, she wiped her face, trying to ignore how good her clit felt and how much her pussy was begging for a hand, a mouth, a vibrator, or a hard smooth cock! Oh my god, don't think of that right now, thing of the audience!

Oh, they really covered her, they really really creamed her! She must look insanely crazy and ridiculous. A naked chick with big tits and a round ass dipped entirely in a giant cream pie.

She fell in. Technically she was pushed! She finally removed enough pie from her face to look at the clowns who were clapping.

Ally extended her hand to help Petra stand, and it was so slippery that Petra almost made it before falling into the pie again, the entire left side of her body getting dunked in cream from head to toe. Laughing, she tried to stand again.

As the closing dance music played, the clowns waved to the audience. Petra, nude but coated from head to feet, back to front, side to side in sticky, thick cool smooth cream, danced as much as possible without falling in again. She spread cream all around her body, getting into it.

As they pulled the cart off of the stage, she fell forward again right into the pie and slipped down, face first once again, before pulling herself up to all fours. With a "pfoof!", she cleared her mouth and waved to the audience, sending cream flying from her hand and arm.

Backstage, A couple of people helped her out of the giant pie. Petra wiped her face as much as possible, but the cream was such that it left her face a white, pied mask. Cream dripped and fell from her hair, head, all of her.

Laughing, the clowns thanked her and offered her a little plastic scraper. "Get as much cream off of you as you can, and the showers are over there. Great work, you're fantastic!"

Smiling, Petra said, "Thanks! Oh my god this was fun!"

Ally, laughing, shook her head, "Oh Petra, I'm so sorry, I couldn't warn you! But you were amazing! And damn, you are one sexy girl! So. Want to do this again? Next show is on Saturday."

Petra laughed and looked at Ally. "Oh, yes. Can I?"