Juan was a bisexual man and to be frank a bit of a slut. He reveled in sexual adventures. He loved to try new fetishes, new roles and new people. Juan had topped and been topped, been dominant and submissive. Juan was about to learn about a whole new fetish; WAM.

Juan and Evelyn had been seeing each other for some time and loved each others beautiful bodies. Evelyn and her best friend Shane shared a love for threesomes and Shane fuckin loved to pie guys in the face. The two friends had spitroasted a few men before but have yet to fold Shane's devious love for making men messy into their threesomes. Evelyn had a feeling not only would Juan be open to a threesome but his silly adventurous nature made him the ideal target for Shane's pie throwing proclivities. Shane and Evelyn plotted out how they would ask and the two made an entire presentation with videos and pictures just so Juan would know what they would get into. The idea being to ease him into this whole affair! Well Evelyn blew, she just kinda blurted out 'HEY, would you like to get hit by pies by my friend while we have a threesome?!?" Evelyn felt like a big asshole, she thought she would scare away Juan. She was shocked to see Juan donning a huge smile and his simple response was "Yea, sounds fun."

The day finally came and Juan was prepared. Shane had texted Juan some videos and asked Juan if he would rather be surprised by the pies or if he'd rather expect them. Juan wanted to be surprised let his first time be outta nowhere. Juan entered a room lined with drop clothes and saw a naked Evelyn on a bed lined with plastic. Juan saw no pies but quickly figured out what had to be done. Juan ripped his clothes off and his beautiful hung penis flopped out exciting Evelyn who motioned Juan towards her Pussy. Juan assumed one of his favorite positions. He loved sticking his muscled up ass in the air while he ate pussy. Juan was dutifully tonguing her clit and managed to slip a few fingers in. Evelyn was gripped by pleasure and in a brief moment of clarity saw a cart wheeled into the room. Juan was completely unaware until...

*SPLAT* Juan's ass was spanked with a pie. The cream shot up his back and to Shane's delight Juan's entire ass was filled with Banana Cream. Juan felt shock and Evelyn couldn't help herself but to laugh. Juan felt it necessary to look back to see what had happened. He lifted up his face and saw a man standing over him with a pie that was moving directly towards. *SPLAT* Juan's face was engorged with a chocolate pie that covered him perfectly. The crust engulfed his face and underneath the mess Juan was shocked by how lovely it felt. As soon as Juan realized what had happened a hand gripped his flowing hair and pushed it back into Evelyn's dripping wet pussy and Juan went right back to eating it like a man on a mission. While Juan ate, Shane slapped his ass with another pie and started to spread the mess on Juan's ass, back and even reached out to give Juan's stiff hard dick a stroke of banana cream goodness. Juan had a decent guess as to why his puckered asshole wasn't filled with dick and his suspicion would soon be confirmed.

Juan's pussy eating prowess started to shake Evelyn to her core. Her legs which got a bit of mess on them began to tremble, her breathing became labored and her exhales were expressions of unbound joy. Evelyn was the first in the room to cum but not the last. After Evelyn's turn with Juan's mouth, Shane wanted in on the fun. Shane commanded Juan "On your knees" Juan fucking loved it. He was loving the pie dripping off his face onto his chiseled chest. He was loving the dominance and wanted so badly to open his mouth to let his soon to be sexual partner how excited he was. Instead Juan felt two pies smash onto the sides of his face. One pie tin was rubbed up into Juan's ahir while the other was rubbed on his chest. Juan had been deafened by Shane and Juan's mouth was agape in shock and Shane took this as an invitation. Shane rubbed pie all over Juan's head while Juan worked his dick with grace. Spit and chocolate cream pie were all over Juan and Shane's crotch was getting awfully messy. Evelyn watched as the man who moments ago brought her outright joy worked a dick like a pro, she couldn't help but touch herself in anticipation for what's to come. Shane signaled Evelyn to pass him another pie that he quickly slapped onto Juan's head proceeding to cause a cascade of mess. By this point head to toe Juan was covered in Banana or chocolate cream. The tactile feel of mess enhanced his current status as a fucktoy. His dick was hard enough to cut diamonds he was loving it.

The next stage of the threesome began while Evelyn was strapping in Shane wiped some pie from Juan's eyes and told him to get on all fours. Evelyn's dildo gilded with lube slid perfectly into Juan's pie lubricated ass. Shane grabbed Juan's mouth and proceeded to fuck his face. Juan was of course ecstatic, much to his delight he was being used. After a splendid time of London Bridging this beautiful brown man Shane's dick was removed from Juan's mouth. A hot load of cum plastered Juan's face which had shaken off some the pie that previously covered his gorgeous face and strong mustache. Evelyn who came dangerously close to making Juan come from hitting his G-spot removed her dildo when Shane removed his cock. She loved how Juan looked with a face painted by cum.

Juan laid on the plastic lined bed feeling accomplished, sexy yet he was the only person in the room to not cum. Not only that he was the only one who was head to toe messy. He looked at the cart and noticed four pies were left and two of them were being picked up. Shane pied Juan's face one more time. Rubbing it in making sure every drop swirled around that gorgeous face. and fuck if Juan didn't love it he wanted more. The second pie was for Juans dick and after its messy contents spilled onto Juans dick and balls. Shane and Evelyn began to suck Juans dick. Shane deep throated Juan while Evelyn sucked his balls and put a finger up his ass. Juan begged his body to last but he could only make it a few minutes. While Shane was licking the shaft he felt the pulse of a soon to burst man. Shane wanted every drop in his mouth and quickly popped Juan's head into his and swallowed the whole load. Juan was squirming and thrashing. Cream was flying while Shane deep throated one more time and Evelyn licked the shaft while Shane removed himself.

All three had erupted in sexual satisfaction and greatly enjoyed themselves. Shane in a fit of mercy handed Juan the last two pies which he swiftly smashed into both peoples faces. All three people burst out in laughter. A group acknowledgement of a great messy time together.