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The Best Looking Award
Story by SethJambax
Posted 2/19/21     336 views
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Payton glared at his rival and Adam sent one back, also infuriated with this development. They had been at constant "war" since the day Payton got the part in a big time movie that Adam wanted. Their feud was never pretty and paparazzi loved their attitudes, making them act like pure animals competing for territory. And as usual, paparazzi ate it up.

Payton is a handsome Caucasian with brown hair and hazel eyes. He has starred in many films in his career. He is currently wearing a designer white tuxedo which had a ivory white tuxedo jacket, shirt, a black bow tie, black slacks, black over the calf dress socks, and patent leather tuxedo pumps.

Adam is a handsome Hispanic with black hair and eyes. Like his rival, he has also starred in many films over his career. He is currently wearing a semi glitter tuxedo, composed of a black tuxedo jacket with various sparkles and a black lapel, a white tuxedo shirt, a black bow tie with thin white lines, black slacks, his own pair of black dress socks and dress shoes.

They were both at a pre-Oscar party, where all the celebrities for said award show would come, dress up, and have refreshments before the awards began. They were currently boasting about their accomplishments, much to the other guests' chagrin. The other celebrities had rivals as well, but they were on friendly terms and not constantly 1-upping each other.

"I will have you know, I was the leading in the romantic movie," Payton boasted.

"Oh please. I saw your name in the credits. It was the second one during the cast. Plus it's such an everyday storyline," Adam countered.

"Hah! Like your action movies do any better. You say the most cliche lines. 'You won't get away with this!' 'This ends here!' Give it a rest!"

"*Scoff* Seriously? Are you coming for my action movies? You staring in thriller films is just a disappointment. I was rooting for you to be taken."

The two conceited actors continued to boast and counter each other's films and personal lives (seeing as they were constantly talked about in Pop Star magazine) to no end. The other actors and actresses were getting slightly fed up with them and were preparing to leave, before the boasting reached its peak.

"Will everyone please report to the theatre. Thirty minutes until the show starts."

This gave the onlookers a breath of relief, now being spared the competition the actors had began. They quickly made their way, leaving the two actors to continue their bantering.

"If you must know I can voice better than you in any animated film!" Payton said.

"As if! You would have a better chance in voice in a cringy rip-off of a more distinguished film!" Adam claimed.

"Please I deserve the award more than you do!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes, I do! You have zero chance if winning! The fans love the more handsome, cuter actors, if you did not know."

"Oh, I know. But I also know that you can't go out there... looking like the slop you are," Adam said with a devious grin.

This both infuriated and confused Payton.

"And what is that supposed to mean?!"

Payton barely reacted and took a pie to his cute face, courtesy of Adam, who smirked in glee.

Removing his pie, Adam laughed with glee, seeing his "eternal" rival's face covered in crust and cream from his banana cream pie. Payton's face turned from shock to anger in a minute. How dare this slob cover him in a pastry!

"Why you! In-"

Payton had his rant cut short, having receive another pie to his face. Adam took glee in seeing the humiliated actor.

"Well, seeing how everyone is dressed to impress, you definitely do not fit the bill," Adam snickered.

Unfortunately, he too soon had his own taste of pastry in his face, this time giving Payton some satisfaction of his own.

"There! Now you can win the award too. The trashed award. Made for the sloppiest actors," Payton "complimented."

"I think that award fits you best," Adam retorted.

"We shall see...," Payton began before smothering another pie in Adam's face, followed by another onto his glitter tux.

Adam got his turn plastering two of his own pies into Payton's white tuxedo, prompting him to retaliate with his own pies. They plastered, smothered, smeared, slammed, "dressed," and creamed each other tit for tat with an assortment of chocolate cream, whipped cream, banana cream, and key lime pies during their fight, determined on trashing the other's appearance. They even flung cups of chocolate pudding at each other, filled their slacks with custard and cream, and pie their crotches in a dirty playing manner. Neither let up, their fury being present in their person and letting out witty remarks once in a while as they ruined each other.

The fight lasted about twenty five minutes -the Oscars were set to begin shortly- and the two actors had used up all the desserts that were present. The floor was littered in the four substances, their shoes now standing directly in the mess they had created.

Payton's handsome appearance became a wonderful dessert appeal. His handsome face was coated in all the substances, his slick brown hair now a mopping messy. His white tuxedo jacket was very stained with the brown contents, his white tuxedo shirt sharing the same splotches. His black bow tie was covered in pie crust and cream along with flings of pudding thrown at him. His slacks had pie stains along them, reaching down to his pant legs on the outside, while on the inside had been dripping with custard that had been filled. The custard had drenched his black otc socks in the process from the fillings and even entered his black patent leather loafers, which were covered in the fallen residue of the contents leading them to be covered in cream, crust, chocolate, and custard.

Adam, much to his chagrin, resembled his rival, having been immersed and drenched in the same treatment. His cute face was littered from there facial impacts he took, his black hair also ruined from the contents. His black glitter tuxedo jacket lost its glitter atheistic from the various flings and stains he endured. The white tuxedo shirt and black-white striped bow tie he adorned had lost their respective colors, now only having cream yellow and white with brown mixed spots along them. His slacks did not fare any better with custard drowning his dress socks and the inside of them. On the outside of said pants, pie stains and chocolate were plastered and dripping respectively along them. His black dress shoes he had on, no longer shiny, more like crust and cream residue along with chocolate droplets.

They both got a glimpse of their appearance furious at one another.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!" They both shouted at each other. "ME?! YOU ARRE THE ONE PLASTERED ME WITH THE DESSERTS!!!"

Both of them knew they couldn't go out like this, they had an appearance to uphold.

"... Truce... for now...?"

"... Fine..."

They shook their dessert covered hands and walked in out to the audience, doing their best to not look at the quizzical looks -and recording phones- they were received.

Once this was all over, Payton and Adam would continue their rivalry for who knows how long.
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