Miss January - Jameela Jamil - The 'Pie' Place.

Ladies get booked for the calendar for a number of reasons, some for publicity, some to raise cash for charity, some just to be in with the trendy crowd, some for other reasons. The photos from each month form the printed calendar, which is sold to raise cash for the cause. The multiple camera video version is sold for a further premium. Ladies can manage their own entry or can be helped out by 'Helping Hands' the masked calendar manager who bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom Flan Flinger from Tiswas of many years ago.

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Jameela is all smiles as she comes onto the stage in a short, off the shoulder white dress, complete with a gold belt and some trendy looking white high heels. Jameela's long full dark hair is in great shape and her make up perfect. No sign of Helping Hands - it seems Jameela is confident of making a worthy calendar entry all on her own!

There is a table and a simple white chair on stage as well as sideboards loaded with food items. Jameela cheerfully gets a massive white cream cake, which she puts on the table and a merely huge gooey looking chocolate cake, which she puts on the chair. Jameela turns the chair so it is sideways onto the camera and just next to the table.

Jameela now positions herself for the 'before' main shot, she stands in front of the chair as if about to sit in the chocolate cake and with the huge white cream cake in front of her. Jameela turns to smile at the camera in this position and the photo is secured.

Jameela wastes no time getting on with it. Smiling broadly, she gathers up her short dress so her simple white panties can be clearly seen and then she sits firmly in the large chocolate cake! Naturally the effect on Jameela's panties is devastating; pulped sticky cake is all over her bottom and a fair way down the back of her thighs.

Jameela takes a moment for a breath and the lunges forward so that her face goes right in the huge cake on the table. The cake is some 30cm deep and 40cm in diameter and seems to be a stiff cream wall containing thick whipped cream. Jameela's head practically disappears into the cake and she says there for a moment before slowly sitting back up. Most of Jameela's hair and all of her face are plastered in cream! After a second or two Jameela wipes her mouth and eyes clear of the cream.

Slowly Jameela gets up from her messy chair, being careful to hold her dress up and turning away from the camera so a good view of her caked behind can be seen. Jameela lets her dress drop as she gets a huge bowl of raspberry cream pudding from the sideboard and returns to put it on the table. Jameela's infectious smile is still visible despite the mess all over her face. Jameela continues to grin while taking handfuls of the thick pudding from the bowl and stuffing them down the front of her own dress! Jameels strictly alternates right and left so both her boobs get their fair share of pudding plastering. The front of Jameela's dress above the gold belt is a wet, deep pink pretty soon and there is clearly a lot of pudding packed round Jameela's boobs!

Jameela takes another trip to the sideboard and returns center stage with a three litre jug of custard! Jameela smiles as she shows it to the camera, the custard looks pretty thick and quite lumpy. Smoothly and in a clearly practiced move Jameela is able to lift up the front of her dress and pull open the front of her panties with her free hand, so that she can pour the custard into them. Jameela's panties fill pretty quickly and thick streams of custard can be seen slowly running down Jameela's legs. Once Jameeela is sure the jug is empty she lets her slimy yellow panties close and puts the jug down.

Jameela is moving a bit more slowly now but she is soon back from the food area with two large buckets. These buckets are made of transparent plastic so it's clear they contain bright green slime! Jameela puts the buckets on the floor next to each other, stands for a moment giving the camera a smile and then puts her right foot in one bucket and then her left in the other! The slime comes most of the way up Jameeela's shapely calves and her white shoes are invisible in the opaque slime. Jameeela stands in the slime for a few moments before carefully stepping back out of the buckets, her white shoes are clearly ruined.

Jameela lifts the first bucket up and while standing in profile to the camera pours the slime over her own head, looking up into the stream of heavy slime. A lot of the slime goes down Jameela's back, her head and shoulders are covered in the slime. Jameela splutters a bit but gets hold of the second bucket and this time while facing the camera puts the bucket right over her head. Jameela plays the stooge and stands with the bucket over her head; even more of her is now covered in slime, most of this bucket seems to have gone down her front.

Jameela lifts the bucket off her slimed head and after wiping her eyes and mouth a bit, gives the camera a smile and wave for the final shot.