Teen Titans Go Clown--Act 1 The First Four FallStory by protostar8Posted 9/15/23 329 views
The story takes place 10 years after the Teen Titans broke up placing the girls in their mid 20's. I do not own the characters. If clowns aren't your thing then just skip those parts as the main focus is WaM and the clowning just kind of acts as a medium to explain the magic. Enjoy!
Raven sat quietly in Titan's Tower reading an interesting new spell book she had found during a recent fight. The book came from a medieval castle that the Titans had just fought the HIVE in. Jinx had suddenly disappeared during the battle and had left only the book behind. The book was filled with odd sounding incantations that were all based around transformations. Raven was able to decipher the effects of all the spells using the pictures in the book with the exception of the last spell because the picture to that spell was missing. Most were animals, some others gave armor or clothing changes to the person the spells were cast on. However, the question plaguing Raven's mind was why Jinx had left the book behind? What Raven didn't know was that Jinx had planned for Raven to find the book after the battle and that the last spell's picture had been removed by Jinx prior to the battle. Raven wondered what Jok-air-cloun-lafis could do?
Raven had experimented with the spells with the help of Beast Boy, who was less than willing to help Raven until she threatened to turn all of his tofu into stone. However, even Beast Boy refused to let her use the last spell on him if she didn't know what it would do. After Beast Boy left, Starfire entered Raven's room and offered to help her with the last spell. Starfire had been eavesdropping on Raven's spell casting session in hopes of finding a way to bond with Raven. Raven was happy to have Starfire's help for once. Starfire cheerfully stood in the middle of Raven's room just incase the spell made her gigantic or turned her into some huge creature. With one last look at the book, Raven cast the spell.
Raven: "Jok-air-cloun-lafis"
Just as Raven cast the spell, a familiar face reached the vent on Raven's ceiling. Jinx heard the spell and watched with a mischievous smile on her as Starfire's change began. At first, Raven thought it was just another armor spell, then she noticed that there wasn't any armor as the spell's effect moved up Starfire's legs. Starfire's purple boots had morphed into big floppy orange shoes with shiny purple latex extending to just below the knee similar to her old boots. The boots even had orange flared tops that flipped over a small portion of the purple latex below her knee. Her skin retained its original orangish-tan hue as the spell progressed. Apparently this spell only affected the clothing, not the person. Her skin-tight skirt began to lift away from her body as it formed a circular orange skirt that resembled a lampshade. The skirt had a small amount of orange trim around the bottom and her belt had turned orange as well. Her top turned orange and purple frills emerged from where her shoulders were. Two purple hearts appeared over her nipples. Her large neck protector morphed into a multiple layer set of purple frills like the ones around her shoulders. Her lower arm guards turned into white gloves and covered her hands. The small orbs on top of her arm guards turned purple, but remained on the tops of her hands. The transformation finally reached her head, and Raven realized that her previous assumption had been wrong as Starfire's skin and hair showed signs of change. Starfire's lips turned red and a rounded exaggerated smile formed around them. Her eyebrows turned the same hue of purple as her clothes and blue eye shadow appeared between each eye and eyebrow. Two small purple stars appeared, one on each of her cheeks. Much like her legs and body, her face's orangish-tan hue remained unchanged. However, her hair turned bright, fiery red with purple bangs. As the last of the spell's power disappeared, Starfire's nose was left covered by a large, soft red sphere. After her head had made its change, the transformation appeared to be over.
Raven: "Starfire, you turned into a clown!!!"
Starfire: "So Raven, does that mean the casting of your spell was a success?"
Raven: "I guess so, but that wasn't what I was expecting."
Starfire: "Friend, I am sorry that your spell did not work like you expected it to."
Raven: "No, it's alright. At least I know what the last spell does now."
Starfire: "How Wonderful then! Heehee! If I recall correctly, the clowns of your planet make people laugh. Does my appearance make you laugh Raven?"
Raven: "Well, it is a little funny, but nothing to write home about. Hehe."
Jinx decided it was time to reveal herself and with a snap of her fingers, the screws holding the vent cover to ceiling popped out, causing the vent to drop cover to floor with a loud clang. Immediately Raven and Starfire turned their attention to the hole where the vent cover used to be just in time to see Jinx drop through it. Jinx had always been one to walk the thin line between sides, and since she ran from the last fight instead of attacking the Titans, the Raven and Starfire decided to give her a chance to explain herself before they attacked.
Jinx: "So I see the transformation was a success. You might want to add this page back to the book now that the secret's out," at which point Jinx handed Raven the missing page showing a jesters outfit underneath the spell's name along with some images that resembled pies and an assortment of clown items.
Raven: "Why did you hide this?"
Jinx: "I thought you girls could use a good laugh."
Raven: "Figures you'd do something like that."
Jinx: "I don't think Starfire's made full use of that transformation yet though"
Starfire: "Jinx, what is this "full use" you speak of?"
Jinx: "Take a better look at that picture. You can summon anything clown related you want, that's part of the spell. It was a spell created to aid court jesters during the Middle Ages. Go ahead, give it a try and make something funny happen."
Starfire: "I believe clowns of this planet use pies to make "the funny", correct?"
Raven: "Sure, why not. Beast Boy would love this spell knowing his personality."
Magically, a pie appeared in Starfire's gloved hand, making her giggle with glee. Then, without warning, she threw the pie across the room right into Raven's unsuspecting face! Raven slowly reached up and pulled pieces of the crust away from her face, before clearing the gooey white cream from her eyes.
Jinx: "HAHAHAHA!!! That was great! Do it again! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Starfire: "Why certainly friend Jinx!"
Raven: "Now wait just a minu"
Raven's sentence was cut off as Starfire slung another pie into Raven's already creamy face. This pie hit with enough force to sling pie cream into Raven's hair. Raven didn't even have time to wipe off her face before Starfire was squirting her face clean with a bottle of seltzer water.
Jinx: "HAHAHAHA!!! Incredible Starfire! I never knew you were this much fun! That was so priceless! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Raven: "So you think that was funny Jinx? Then why don't you give clowning a try!?!"
Jinx: "Huh. Wait a sec."
Raven: "Sorry, too late. Jok-air-cloun-lafis"
With those four words, Jinx knew it was too late to stop the spell and resigned to the change. As Jinx already looked somewhat like a clown, she was hoping the changes wouldn't be too drastic, but she was up for whatever came her way. Jinx's boots kept their purple bottoms as the transformation began. However, the tops of her boots turned the same bright pink as Jinx's hair. The slight flair at the top of her boots became much more exaggerated, leaving the tops of the boots looking more like funnels. Her striped leggings kept their striped pattern, but the pink and purple stripes took an odd turn. Every purple stripe took on a color of the rainbow while the pink strips remained unchanged. As the spell reached her skirt, it flared out becoming almost 90 degrees to her body, exposing the vertical rainbow stripes on her panties. The points of the skirt became rigid as they flared, giving an almost wicked appearance. The skirt and connected long sleeve shirt remained its usual dark purple, almost black color. The normally small pink buttons enlarged into big pink puffballs. The shoulders became puffy spheres of cloth. The sleeves were similarly puffy, but lacked the size and spherical appearance of her shoulders. The puffy sleeves flared at the ends in large pink funnels, much like her boots. The spiky draping of her normal shirt remained largely unchanged, other than the fact that each of the spikes was now a different color of the rainbow. The draping top now only extended from shoulder puff to shoulder puff in the front and back. Jinx's horn shaped hair retained its original shape and color, but was covered in a shiny latex like material similar to Starfire's boots. A small gold bell appeared on the tips of each side of her horn shaped, latex covered hair. The normally small pink circles under her eyes expanding and shifted to her cheeks. Her eyebrows turned into thin black lines. A little heart shaped outline appeared around her mouth and was soon filled with the same pink color as the circles on her cheeks. The transformation finished by leaving a semi-small shiny red sphere on her nose.
Jinx: "Well, that wasn't too bad. Heehee."
Starfire: "Friend Jinx, that costume looks magnificent on you. Did you receive the same abilities as I did?"
Jinx walked over to Raven and outstretched both hands. Magically, a pie appeared in each hand. Jinx turned to face Starfire and asked
Jinx: "Looks like it. Hey Starfire, have you ever heard of a pie sandwich?"
Starfire: "?????"
Jinx: "Would you like to know what it is?"
Starfire: "Why yes! Please tell of this "the pie sandwich" you spoke of!!!"
Jinx: "Sure thing Star!"
Without warning, Jinx whipped around and smashed a pie on each side of Raven's head, leaving only a small area in the middle of her face clean.
Jinx: "Hey Star, I bet you haven't heard of a pie hat either?"
Starfire: "No friend Jinx, what is the "pie hat"? Is it like the "pie sandwich" you just showed me?"
Jinx: "It's similar. I'll just have to show you!!!"
Raven hadn't wiped the pie away from head when she noticed Jinx standing in front of her with another pie. This one was promptly smashed on top of Raven's head causing little bits of pie cream to splatter Raven's forehead. As Raven stood in disbelief, Jinx moved over and started to whisper in Starfire's ear.
Jinx: "Star, why don't you try giving Raven a pie sandwich, but instead of pieing the sides of her head, pie the front and back at the same time."
Raven didn't notice Starfire approach holding the two pies. Starfire moved to Raven's left side, and with a single, beautifully slapstick moment smashed her pies into Raven's face and the back of her head at the same time. Raven's head was like one enormous mound of cream and crust.
Jinx: "Hey Star, you wanna clean her off? Maybe a double shot of seltzer water to speed up the clean-up process? Haha!"
Starfire: "Agreed friend Jinx."
As Raven stood in awe at what had just transpired, Jinx and Starfire moved to each side of her. In unison, they both showered Raven's head in seltzer water until it was clean.
Jinx: "Maybe you should change into something dry Raven? Hehe!"
Raven: "Yeah, you're probably right."
Jinx: "Want any help with that?"
Raven: "I guess I need get another costume out of the closet and some dry shoes too?"
Jinx: "Let me help you with that! I'll even teach you an addendum to the spell in the process. Heehee!"
Raven: "Huh! That's not what I meant!"
Jinx: "Oh well, you asked for it! Jok-air-cloun-lafis-harleyquinnis!!!"
Raven had seen the spell twice now so she doubted she could stop it, especially with the new ending Jinx had thrown on it. With that frame of mind, Raven resigned to her fate and let the spell do its thing. The transformation started by turning her wet shoes into dry, jester-like shoes, the same kind as Harley Quinn wore. Her left shoe was the same purple as her costume, but the right foot was black. Raven's legs were covered by a thin spandex like material that possessed a brilliant sheen. The spandex material merged with her leotard, and proceeded to suck down skintight as it covered her hands, sealing her body in the sleek material. Raven's cape disappeared as the spandex material finished with her hands. In its place, a white clover shaped cloth with small balls at the tip of each rounded clover took its place. The suit began to change colors. The right leg and right stomach of the suit became the same purple color Raven's suit was. The left leg and left stomach of the suit became black. The right chest and arm of the suite turned black as well while the left chest and left arm turned purple. Her left glove turned black while her right glove turned purple followed by a white frill appearing around each wrist. Sets of three black diamonds appeared above her right knee and on her left forearm. Likewise, sets of three purple diamonds appeared on her lower left leg just below the knee and also on her left right shoulder. Lastly, a set of three purple diamonds appeared on her outer left butt cheek, just like Harley Quinn's costume had. And just like Harley's, a dual pointed jester pullover hat covered Raven's head. The hat's bottom covered the portion of her neck and underneath her chin not covered by white clover cloth. And just like the rest of her costume, the jester hat was two toned. The right side of her head was purple, and the left was black. A small white ball could be found at the end of each point. Raven's already white face became even paler, and a thin black mask appeared over her eyes. Lastly, her lips became a dark purple color.
Raven: "Jinx! Why'd you make me look like Harley Quinn!?! She's a super villain for your information!"
Jinx: "Well, if you're gonna be that way, then I'll just forget about teaching you the other addendums."
Raven: "What other addendums?"
Raven reached up and pulled the jester hat off the top of her head, letting it hang down her back. This brought about an unsuspected find. Raven's solid purple hair had been altered in the change. It now had big rainbow circular patches spread throughout it. Also, when Raven removed the jester hat, her face began to change too. Her bushy purple eyebrows arched up above her eyes. A gigantic red smile formed around her mouth. Her purple lips turned red as well. The small dark area under her eyes grew larger, forming large purple triangles. The black mask around her eyes disappeared and her skin returned to its original pale color. Her eyelids turned blue, matching the rest of her outfit. Her transformation was finished off with the appearance of a large clown nose exactly like Starfire's.
Jinx: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Starfire: "Heehee!"
Raven: "What's so funny?"
Jinx: "Why don't you look in the mirror and see for yourself?"
Raven turned around and gazed into her vanity mirror. She was stunned that removing the jester hat had caused her head to turn into a clown's head. While still turned around, Raven made a pie appear in each hand and placed them on the table in front of her. As she spun around to face Starfire and Jinx, she made sure that she grabbed and held them behind her back, out of the other girls' lines of sight.
Raven: "You know, I think you girls deserve a thank you."
Jinx: "For what?"
Starfire: "Yes, what for?"
Raven: "Well, Starfire acted as my test subject and Jinx gave me the book."
Jinx: "It's about time you came around."
Starfire: "You're welcome friend Raven!"
Raven: "Hey Jinx, you said there were other endings to that spell, what are they?"
Jinx: "Well, all you have to do is add clown type endings to it and poof, you got that type of clown. This spell works off the caster's mental image of the person the spell is being cast on. So, if you imagine a specific type of clown, then the person becomes like that clown. If you aren't thinking of anything, then the spell just decides on its own I guess."
Raven: "Thanks for the information, here's a reward!"
With that, Raven pulled the pies out from behind her back and let Jinx and Starfire have it. Starfire and Jinx couldn't believe that the shy Titan girl would do something like that. However, Starfire and Jinx burst out laughing after a few moments. Jinx and Starfire both made pies appear in their hands.
Raven: "Hold on now. We're even!"
Jinx: "Oh well"
Starfire turned and gave Jinx a pie sandwich as Jinx gave Raven a pie sandwich. Raven in turn made two pies appear and pie sandwiched Starfire. Jinx turned and pied Starfire in the face, then was pied by Raven. Jinx reached out and grabbed Raven's top and yanked it open, at which point she summoned a bucket of cream pie filling and dumped the mess down Raven's top. Raven was stunned, but Starfire took the opportunity to do the same to Jinx, who was also caught totally off guard. Moments later, the pie filling had made it's way down Jinx's front and could be seen slowly oozing out of Jinx's panties. Starfire decided that Raven still didn't look "full" enough and restrained her from behind. This allowed Jinx to continue to pour bucket after bucket of creamy pie filling down Raven's jester suit. The spandex like material began to bulge and made Raven look like her suit was inflating as the pie filling slowly filled her suit. After 10 buckets, Raven's entire suit looked like it was going to pop. Starfire thought Raven had had enough and went to squeeze the pie cream out of Raven's legs. The suit had completely bonded to itself though, so this only caused a stream of cream pie filling to erupt like a volcano, completely covering Raven's head and splashing filling in Starfire's and Jinx's faces. Starfire had a great idea at this point and turned Raven upside down, letting all the cream pie filling gush over her head as the pie cream exited the stuffed jester suit. Raven was slow to stand up, but eventually made it to her feet. Finally, all three girls conjured a pie in each hand and stood their ground.
Unbeknownst to the girls, Terra was back in town and had just entered the tower. She had been wandering around for a few minutes unable to find anyone when she heard a commotion Raven's room. Even though she wasn't on the best of terms with Raven, she had to see what the fuss was about. She stepped into the room asking if everything was alright only to draw the other three girls' attentions as they launched their pies. Unfortunately for Terra, the distraction had caused the girls to throw their pies at her. As the pies exploded in massive squish encompassing her head, the other three girls could do nothing but look at her and wait for some kind of reaction. After a few moments, Terra's eyes poked through the cream and she screamed.
Terra: "What was that for!!! Andwhy are you all dressed like clowns?"
Raven: "You know, you're always coming in at inconvenient times, so I think you can find out why we're all dressed like clowns the hard way!"
Terra: "What? I don't know what you're talking about!"
Raven: "You will"
Terra: "I still don't have a clue what you're talking about."
Raven: "Jok-air-cloun-lafis-augustus!!!"
Terra was shocked as she looked down to see her shoes turn into classic giant red floppy clown shoes. Terra's legs were rapidly covered by a pair of baggy darker green pants with an overly exaggerated baggy waist that made the pants droop down slightly, revealing the top of Terra's panties. Just like Jinx, Terra's panties had undergone a change as well. They had changed into a white with red polka-dotted pattern and little white frills around each leg hole. To keep the pants from falling down completely, red straps appeared on the front of her pants and shot over her shoulders, connecting to the pants over her butt. The straps had a little gold "T" over each of breasts. Her belly was left exposed as the spell worked its way up her body. The spell left her with a tight, form fitting blue and darker green checkered t-shirt. Her arms were left uncovered but her hands were a different story. They were covered by large puffy white clown gloves that looked like they had come from certain popular cartoon mouse. A big red bowtie appeared in front of her neck. The little red straps whipped around to the back of her, tied themselves together in a small bow, and held the bowtie in the correct position. Terra's head was next as her hair had already started changing. It was now a series of colored bands, where each band circled her head and blended with the next band in a pattern that looked like a cascading rainbow with the rings of color. With the way her hair looked, it appeared as though the crown of her head was the center of a tie-dye shirt. Terra's face began its change as her hair finished its transformation. Her eyebrows were covered by large white half-ovals that started on her eyelids and peaked above her eyebrows. Thin red lines traced the ovals. Her mouth was surrounded by a white pattern that extended to underneath her chin. The white pattern was rounded, and had medium sized circular white patches on each side of her mouth touching her lips. Her lips turned red and a pink line traced the outskirts of the white pattern and got thicker as it went down her face. A medium sized red clown nose finished off Terra's transformation.
Terra: "What the Hell!?! Why am I a clown!?!"
Raven: "You asked why we're all dressed like clowns, now you know."
Terra: "You mean a spell does this? That's crazy! Who'd wanna spell that turns you into a clown?"
Raven: "Actually, it's kind of fun in a weird way."
Jinx: "What's that! Raven's actually having fun? I think the sky's about to fall after that comment!"
Starfire: "I did not know the earth sky was so fragile, we must stop it from descending!"
Raven: "Chill out Starfire, it's just an expression."
Jinx: "You can conjure clown items at will too, which can be kinda fun. Heehee!"
Terra: "I guess that does sound kind of fun!"
A rubber chicken materialized in Terra's gloved hand.
Terra: "Neat!"
Jinx: "Glad to see you're not mad about it anymore."
Terra: "Huh? Oh yeahI was kinda mad about it, but now's it's kinda fun. Haha!"
Terra couldn't resist making a pie appear in her hand as she walked towards Raven. Terra slid her arm around Raven and said
Terra: "To show you my appreciation"
Raven braced herself for the impact, but it never came. Instead, Terra had slammed the pie into her own face, leaving nothing but a big smile visible through all the cream.
Raven: "Finally someone else gets the first pie! Haha!"
Jinx: "But you still get the second!"
Raven saw Jinx was holding a pie and turned towards Terra only to have her world go white. Terra had cleaned of her eyes and had another pie in her hand as Raven turned around, which was promptly smeared in Raven's face. Raven made a pie appear and randomly flung it across the room, coincidentally hitting Jinx in the face as Jinx was too busy laughing to dodge it. Starfire tapped Jinx on the shoulder and handed her a pie as she turned around and cleared her eyes of pie.
Jinx: "What's this for?"
Starfire: "I did not like feeling left out."
Jinx: "I understand."
Jinx let Starfire have it hard in the face, making the Tamaranian girl's head rock backwards. Starfire smiled gleefully while she wiped the cream from her face and said
Starfire: "Thank you friend! Heehee!"
Jinx: "Anytime you want me to put a pie in your face Starfire, just let me know! Haha!"
Meanwhile, Raven and Terra had been having a tit-for-tat pie fight and neither of the girls were recognizable anymore underneath the layers of frothy cream. That didn't stop them from continuing to pie each other though.
Jinx: "Okay girls, time to get cleaned up!"
With a snap of her fingers, the fire sprinklers in Raven's room malfunctioned and quickly washed the messy girls off. Within moments, the Titan's Tower computer system shut off the fire sprinklers as no fire was detectable.
Raven: "Thanks Jinx, now our costumes are soaked."
Jinx: "Look, we just undo the spell and we'll be dry again."
Raven: "So how do we undo the spell?"
Jinx: "It's easy. Just squeeze your clown nose three times and the spell is cancelled. Squeeze your nose again and boom, you're a clown girl again! Easy as that! Go ahead and try it girls."
All four girls squeezed their noses and were suddenly back in their old costumes. The change back had mysteriously dried them off as well.
Raven: "Good to know that it's easy to change back in a hurry. So if we use the same spell again, do we turn clown costumes or do they change?"
Jinx: "Depends. If you use the exact same endings, then the person gets the same costume they had, if you use different ones, then they get new costumes, but you can always recast the spell to get what you want."
Terra: "So that's all? We aren't gonna do anything else? I mean, I didn't even get to see anyone get transformed!"
Jinx: "Well, I think we can fix that!"
Raven: "What'd you have in mind???"
Jinx: "If you think about it, it'd be pretty hard for someone to tell who we are with the clown get-ups and make-up. So why don't we go have a little fun with some other heroines and female super villains?"
Starfire: "That is a most wonderful idea friend Jinx."
Raven: "I guess that'd be pretty fun. I'm in."
Terra: "Well your definitely not gonna leave me out!"
Jinx: "Great, then lets change and see who we can find!"
Raven: "Actually, we won't have to really find too many people. We can use the Titan's computer and communicators to find Titan's members, Justice League members, and some other heroes too."
Jinx: "And the super villains won't be too hard to find since your computer's know the cities they're usually in."
Starfire: "Will this be "the girls night out" that I have heard about?"
Raven: "Sure Star, this will be a girls night out."