He was paired with Julia, from Tech Support, for the corporate-team-building exercise.

The whole company had started the day in seminars before breaking into smaller and smaller groups, until they were paired-up to solve a problem, and use their complementary skills to solve a problem.

Jared and Julia were paired for this challenge, in which they were locked in one of the rooms in the classic, old hotel, and had to work together to find their way out. It required mutual trust, teamwork, communication, and all of the usual stuff that corporations wants to get out of you.

She walked into the hotel kitchen, and Jared was standing and leaning against a table. The door locked behind her, and she turned as she heard the locks flip. One, two.. threw.. and that was it, they were locked in until they discovered the solution and escaped (and were up for a promotion and a raise), or they failed and had to be let out, losers, and that was it. Nothing for at least a year.

And god, she wanted that promotion and raise.

Jared saw Julia walk in, and looked the other way. He couldn't get distracted, not now. He wanted a promotion, and a raise, and he didn't need to watch his office crush stand there with her hands on her hips, that sexy confident pose, and get distracted.

Julia smirked at Jared. That cocky, arrogant bastard! Yes, he was smart. And yes, he was good looking, but oh, what a know-it-all! His only redeeming virtues were that he always made sure she had a cup of coffee in the morning, before the pot ran cold, and his fantastic ass, which was always fun to ogle as he walked to his cube in the office.

Jared waved to Julia. Her haircut, the sparkle in her eyes, and the way she carried herself - so confident and easy - always set him off. She looked at him and cocked one eyebrow and bit her lip. So unfair, he thought that was insanely sexy. He said, "Hey!".

She nodded, "Hey."

She walked toward Jared. "So", she said, "Now what? We solve a puzzle, collect $200, and pass Go?"

He said,"Something like that. Lets do this, and get out so we can reap the rewards. Teamwork, right?"

She smirked, "Yeah, teamwork.".

'Oh why him?', she thought, 'the smug bastard'. Handsome too. Yeah, well, she'd get them out of this puzzle. She was confident.

He said, "Lets just look for instructions. Hidden around here are tasks, instructions, and clues. You start at that end of the room, I'll start here."

She raised an eyebrow, "Yes, I read the instructions, but lets pretend you thought of that all by yourself. Shall we?"

He narrowed his eyes at her, and smirked. "Sorry", he said, "Just a habit. Everyone in the goddamed office knows you're smarter than I am; and I'm pretty smart! Didn't mean to nerd-splain."

She was taken aback a little. He just admitted she was smarter than he was? That's sweet, but, she thought, 'no'. He was one of the sharpest people on the floor. She shook her head, but he was probably right. She moved on from the comment. "And so humble too, huh? Right", she said, "I'll let you know what I find."

"Ditto", he said.

She wandered in the kitchen, opening drawers, cabinets, looking up, down, anything for a clue. He did the same, at the opposite end of the kitchen.

She came to a large cabinet with dozens of narrow drawers. She opened one after another, until she found a piece of yellow legal paper. "Found something!", she yelled.

He walked over, looking at Julia holding a piece of yellow paper. "What it say?", he asked.

She read the paper, and said, "You have got to be kidding!", and handed the paper to Jared, looking at the window across the room and not at Jared.

Jared took the piece of paper, and read it aloud.

"This is not a clue. Take off all of your clothes, and be completely exposed with your teammate as you look for a solution, exposed and down to nature", he read aloud.

They looked at each other. He said, "Well, wow."

She sighed, "Well, fuck. Naked, seriously?"

Jared shrugged.

Julia sighed. She really wanted this promotion, and this raise. And, Jared was good looking, so there was that. But, naked? Really?

She looked at Jared and said, "I really, really want this raise and promotion. So don't get any ideas. It's professional."

He nodded, "Yep. Gotcha.", and watched as Julia stripped off her t-shirt, pants; all of her laundry.

Jared took off his clothes, but she'd beaten him to it. She stood in front of him, completely naked; nude in the absolute, as he pulled his briefs to the floor and stepped out of them.

He was now as naked as she was. Completely without clothes; purely nude. His cock, somewhere between at-rest and raging, bobbing freely. She noticed, and bit her lip.

He looked at her, her hands on her hips, naked and confident, and extremely attractive, so so sexy. His cock started to wake up. The way she bit her lip was an additional turn-on for him.

She looked at him, up and down. He sure got out of his clothes quickly, he seemed pretty uninhibited! And he was handsome, she thought. Not only a nice face, but he had a nice body. And a gorgeous cock! This wasn't so bad after all. And, she got to ogle his ass, which was a bonus.

"Not bad, Jared, not bad!", she said, nodding.

He smiled, "Oh, sure play to my ego, that will get you everywhere!"

She thought, 'Oh, he did not just say that!'

Jared said, "Well, back at you. Really nice, Julia."

The more he looked at her nude body, the harder he was getting, so he started to divert his glance to the room, and to places they could find clues.

She smirked, "Are you getting a hard-on?", she asked.

He said, "Yes. Next question?", and he walked to a worktable and started to look in the drawers.

She thought, 'Mm, nice!', and was pleased that she had that effect on her. She said, "I kinda like the idea that I've given you a raging boner. Just don't bump it on anything!"

There was no way she was about to admit the tingle she was feeling as she watched him walk, naked, to look for clues.

He felt great, naked, exposed, and hoped she was looking at him, and he hoped that she was enjoying herself. He turned to look at her, and she quickly averted her glance to look at a stack of cookbooks, opening each, looking for a clue. She turned to survey her next move, and as she did the angle of her body outlined her figure, and the shape of her breast, her nipple perky and evidently stiffened.

"Must be chilly in here", he muttered. She heard that, and turned and narrowed her eyes at him. "Stop looking at my tits and go get busy, Mister Erection."

She walked across the kitchen, to a long countertop and some storage carts. The counter and carts were stacked with tall, wide, cream pies and heavily frosted cakes.

He opened a drawer and another, when she heard him yell, "Found something!!"

He walked over as she was reading a yellow legal pad, next to a work-counter lined with large pies.

He bit his lip, and stopped in front of her. She was so sexy, perusing the legal pad, her shoulders up, face leaning into the paper. But he wished that she hadn't had found this pad of paper.

She read the notes on the pad. "Son. Of. A. Bitch!", she said, and tossed the pad to Jared.

She didn't wait for Jared to explain, and said, "Read that! Was that you? You set this up? You tricked me to get me nude? I mean, not just nude, I mean, I'm not even wearing shoes that how's naked I am!"

Jared said, "Uh.. well.."

Julia responded, "No, no, read it! It says, 'Make sure to replace the initial challenges with a note to strip naked. It's a great way to start the challenge. Pray I get Julia as a partner, god what an amazing woman.' or something to that effect!

Jared said, "Yes, well, uh, actually, it says 'Julia is an amazing, sexy, woman', but uh.. well.. you weren't supposed.. I mean I was supposed to remove these notes before you found them.."

Julia cut him off, "You fucker, you tricked me into being naked!"

Jared looked at Julia, her hands on her hips, bare, and he loved everything about her; her neck, her beautiful face, her amazingly hot body, the angle of her stance as she concentrated, the angle of her hips as she was talking to someone, and the way her hips shifted as she walked. Definitely a crush, and now naked, he was a liar if he wasn't loving this.

Jared said, "Well, yes. Yes, I did. But I'm naked too, you see, and.."

"Oooh!!", Julia made fists and punched the air. "You bastard, I only took off my clothes because I thought I had to, for the promotion and raise! You, you.. you bastard!!"

Julia grit her teeth, and looked at the table of pies. Oh, yes! You bastard! Oh, I'll show you, she thought.

In the heat of the moment, Julia picked up a cream pie, and cocked back her arm.

Jared stood up straight, caught by surprise. "No", he said, "Wait, Julia, no no, no.."

Julia launched the pie at Jared, and hit him square in the face with the coconut cream pie.

Julia had greatly underestimated the volume of whipped cream and coconut cream contained in the crust of the pie she'd just thrown at Jared. The pie exploded and splattered with a loud, lovely popping noise, sending a big wave of thick whipped cream over and into Jared's hair, around his neck and shoulders, over the top of his chest, and in a ring that splashed and splattered behind him, and to the floor and table in the room. His face was completely engulfed in whipped cream and coconut filling, and the crust cracked and stuck to his face, to his forehead, and to both shoulders.

"Mmp!", he said, his head bobbing backwards as the large coconut cream pie hit him squarely in the face.

Jared froze, the pie stuck to his face, and slowly falling, crust sliding downwards, sledding on a very thick layer of cream. His face was coated in a sheet of whipped cream, his hair splashed and splattered. Whipped cream and coconut was gathered at his neck and shoulders and chest.

Oh, that pie had a lot more whipped cream and coconut in in than Julia had anticipated!

Julia looked at Jared, her mouth a wide smile of shock.

Jared smiled, the pie moving out of the way of his mouth, his lips creamed with pie, and crust sliding and falling from his chin. He smiled widely as crust slowly slid from his face and bounced off of his chest and forearms, leaving smears of thick, sticky cream.

Julia broke into laughter! "Oh my god!". Jared gasped a laugh of shock and astonishment, and stood there, pied in the face.

His penis got very hard, very quickly, and was fully erect before a piece of pie fell from his chin, bounced off of his chest, and landed cream-side-down on the top of his hard, fully stiff cock.

Jared waggled a finger at Julia. Smiling, he said (in a muffled voice) "Oh, you did not!"

Julia looked at Jared, completely pied in the face. Her pussy swelled and she was getting very wet. Oh, he looked good. Jared looked so sexy, naked and pied in the face! And, she'd completely, absolutely underestimated the amount of cream in that pie! She didn't really think of it at the time, because it was pure instinct that made her pick up the pie and throw it right into Jared's face! But she was still shocked at the immense amount of cream she'd just nailed Jared with! She had really nailed him, the huge amount of whipped cream he was pied with, definitely hilarious, but also almost cruel and merciless! She thought, 'I'm in trouble now!', and watched with erotic delight as the piece of pie fell from his face and splattered onto the top of his cock, splattering it with cream.

She was very turned on by his look, completely naked wearing nothing but a pie in the face, and his comic timing, taking the pie and just.. well, taking it! And now he was so hard, his penis absolutely erect, pointing straight up, and so inviting - he seemed to enjoy getting his with the pie, and that was sexy as hell!

Julia stopped laughing, and bit her lip.

Her laughter turned Jared on, immensely. This whole scenario was fun, but oh god was she going to get it, he thought.

He felt the thick, creamy, heavy pie hit him in the face, and engulf him in whipped cream and coconut cream. She had really nailed him, so merciless, so thorough! Oh, she was funny, alright; and fun! He was immediately turned on, and was sure his cock was as hard as it'd ever been. Naked, and erect, he felt amazingly good, including wearing a full-on, thick, large pie in the face. He could feel the thick, cream pie around his neck, on the top of his head, in his mouth, and of course engulfing his entire face. It was beyond slapstick, it was a perfect hit with a pie right in his face.

Julia could not take her eyes off of Jared, pied Jared, his face totally and utterly creamed, his hair covered with a sheet of whipped cream, and pie falling down his body, splattering him. She bit her lip and then said, "Oh, you look really sexy!"

Jared finally wiped his eyes of pie, and licked his lips. "Oh, do I?", he asked.

Julie nodded her head, "Oh yeah! Very, very sexy, not even joking! You really know how to take a pie in the face! I love that you're just wearing it right now!".

Smiling, she thought, 'This is fun!". She felt her pussy swell, and get crazily wet. This was turning her on, majorly so, and she looked at Jared, pied and naked and beautifully hard.

Blinking at a grinning Julia, Jared licked his lips again. "Mm, coconut!", he said, "Delicious!"

For some reason, this made Julia shiver just a little. She took a guess and said "You liked getting pied, didn't you?"

He nodded, pie falling from his chin, "I did. I've always wanted to get hit with a pie in the face."

She felt a frisson of pleasure shoot through her. His admission was fuel to her arousal. She bit her lip, and nodded, "Well, good! I didn't mean to, I mean I wasn't planning on it, but I'm very glad I pied you! I, uh, loved nailing you with a pie!", she laughed again, a nervous, sensual laugh.

He noticed that her nipples were very hard, which was even more sexy to him, and he wanted nothing more than to kiss her. He also noticed again how sexy and beautiful she was, nude, and how beautiful and sexy her pussy was, and how so inviting to his hands, and his tongue; he felt an electric thrill of lust, all of a sudden.

Jared turned to his right, and picked up a large, white sheet-cake. It was reasonably heavy, and it looked to be loaded with a thick layer of white buttercream frosting.

Julia's raised a finger, "Oh, no, don't you even think of it!"

"Think of what?", Jared asked.

"You know what!", Julia said, smiling. Nervously, and with some anticipation that he really wouldn't do it, she said "You are not going to throw that cake at me!"

Jared, with surprised quickness, thrust the cake at Julia. He smashed it into her face, and some cake flew past the sides of her head (smearing frosting over her hair as it did). The cake was large enough to plaster Julia from the top of her head to the bottom of her breasts, and Jared smeared and smashed it all around her face and down her body, to her thighs, before she blindly pushed away his hands and the remains of the cake not stuck to Julia's skin fell to the floor.

"Oh! Oh-ohhh!", Julia exclaimed, her hands extended in shock. "You... you caked me!"

Julia was massively, massively turned on. Thick, soft and gooey frosting covered her face, and her sensitive and hard nipples, and was smeared and splattered down her body.

"Oh!!", she gasped again, and laughed. Her face was completely frosted, only her mouth visible, her lips coated in frosting. She could feel it, sticky and thick on her lips and over her mouth.

Jared was laughing, and said, "Oh, you look amazing. That's a very sexy look for you!" She was coated in white buttercream, with a few smears of blue and yellow from the colored writing. "I really, really want you right now! For dessert, I mean!"

She was breathing heavily, and said, "I know what I want!" as she dragged frosting from her eyes, and smeared her hands down her cake-covered breasts and torso.

He perked up, "Oh, god, yes! What? Anything, yes please!"

Julia picked up a coconut cream pie. "This, this is what I want!"

He said, "Oh. no no no no no no--"

Julia slammed the pie into Jared's face, and dragged the coconut cream down his chest to his cock, covering him with cool, thick cream, and stroking him a couple of times before saying, "Oh, yes, yes yes yes yes yes! Again!"

He gasped at the sensation of her hand and all of that cream. "Oh, god! Oh, you little, sexy...oh, I want you so much right now!"

She gasped, and engaged in some playful roleplay, "You do? Oh! My! Well I'm sure you'll know what to do, when you take me!"

Jared wiped cream from his eyes, and picked up a fresh, large coconut cream pie. Julia blinked at him from a frosting-smeared face, and said, "Oh, no, what are you doing with that pie?! Now wait a minute!"

He laughed, and said, "Oh, you are so getting it."

She said, "I am? No, I think that you--", just in time to take a thick, creamy pie in the face. Jared swirled and smashed the pie all over her, from ear to hear, and finally over her head, sending cream and filling to tumble down her body.

Julia was breathing heavily, and reached out to feel for Jared's body. She found it, and slid her hands to his hard, creamed cock just as he smeared cream all over her breasts, and teased her nipples before sliding a hand down to her clit. As soon as his fingers slid over her button and her labia, teasingly and gently, almost tickling, she gasped and licked cream from her lips.

In response, she slid a creamed hand up and over the top of his cock, and down the shaft and back, making him gasp and twitch his hips.

"Ahaahaha", she laughed, "Gotcha!"

His fingers slid, and teased, and she gasped and squirmed. Suddenly he kissed her, and their coconut-creamed kiss was so sensual, and passionate, and lascivious, that they both wanted to fuck right then and there, and could have orgasmed just from the kiss and from creamy-slick hands everywhere. But no, they wanted this to last.

She broke first, and pulled from the kiss, and asked, "What are we doing?"

He smirked, very turned on. "I'm doing this...!" He slid his face and tongue down her bare, cream-and-frosting-covered neck, down and down, and pausing to lick and tease and suck on a nipple. She moaned, and grabbed the back of his head, "Ungh.. uhhhmm..."

Her passionate, erotic groans lit him up like a furnace, and he fell to her sex, and slowly, deliberately, licked her smooth, wet, caked, creamed clit and labia with his tongue, taking his time, and enjoying every sensation, every taste, every smooth, slick, flick and slide as he teased her, right in the groove of where it would drive her wild. The sounds of her moans and halting groans drove him wild, and made him very happy.

Despite the pleasure she was in, and her desire to just let it all happen and give in to the impending orgasm, Julia reached to her left and picked up a tall and thick pie from the table right next to her.

Despite how good this felt, she really wanted to nail him again, and watch as his face was engulfed in a creamy pie, the crust sliding and falling.

She tapped him on the top of his head to get his attention. He stopped, and looked up at her and asked, "How am I do--", and stopped as soon as she slammed the cream pie into his face.

Julia broke into laughter, but kept her eyes on the increasingly creamed, pied Jared.

He grinned, and stood up, pie falling from his face, crust lodging on his shoulders before sliding and falling to the floor.

Julia laughed! As turned on as she was, and she was sure that a deft finger on her clit would bring her to cum, she loved how Jared looked with a few pies in the face.

He wiped his eyes, grinning, and blinked at Julia. "You. Didn't!".

Julia laughed harder, and clasped her hands together. "I did!"

He continued to wipe his face so he could see, and she ran her hands down his chest, over his torso to his cock, and she cradled his balls in one hand while stroking him with her other hand. "Hmm, this is nice!", she said.

Jared gasped.

Julie fell to her knees and wrapped her mouth around the top of his cock, and licked his crown, and teased him, tasting cream and coconut filling.

She lost herself in the feeling of his hard, smooth cock in her mouth, his balls in her hands, slippery with whipped cream.

She let her left hand slide down to her clit, and she teased herself as she licked and sucked his cock. She was lost in the experience, slowly licking his hard cock from base to tip when she suddenly felt two pies, one on each side of her head, slam onto her face, thick and cool and creamy, and smeared from ears to nose and back again, around her face.

"Ungh!", she exclaimed.

Pie-sandwiched, she could not hear well or see at all. She flicked her tongue over his cock as pie fell from her face to land in her crotch and on her thighs, conscious of and aroused by her face and head being cream-coated, and otherwise being completely naked and exposed.

With one hand masturbating herself, and the other on his cock, she was gaining momentum toward cumming, hard.

(TBC!)